FOOTBALL OPEN THREAD: IT'S REAL FOOTBALL YOU GUYS
by Adam Jacobi on Sep 2, 2010 5:43 PM CDT
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As with all things football, violence is prominently involved.
College football's here! It's finally here! We've labored through the snowy hell of winter, a spring that was about 3 weeks long, and a wet, hot Iowan summer for this very day. And it's grand. It's beautiful.
Games of note:
Southern Miss at South Carolina (6:30, ESPN)
Marshall at #2 Ohio State (6:30, BTN)
Towson at Indiana (6:30, BTN)
Minnesota at MTSU (6:30, ESPNU)
FAMU at Miami (6:30, ESPN3)
Eastern Illinois at Iowa State (7:00, no TV come on it's ISU)
#15 Pitt at Utah (7:30, Vs.)
Eastern Washington at Nevada (9:05, just kidding this game is not of note)
#14 USC at Hawaii (10:00, ESPN)
It's a brand new season and we have a few new readers, so here's a little refresher on the rules: no ethnic slurs, no gay-baiting, no politics, no NSFW pictures, and no links to unauthorized streams. Other than that, have at, ladies and gents. It's a great goddamn day.
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Foul Jacobi.
I’d complain if I wasn’t a total comment hog.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
I thought it would be
you will complain because you’re a comment hog?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, ok.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Porn.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
"Not Safe For Work"
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Never Sass Funky Winkerbean
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
No Stalin For Wally.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
No, Satan Forgot Wallet
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Niger Sudan France West Virginia
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Acronyms clap clap
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't get him started!!!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
*evil laugh*
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The games haven't even started yet... Please don't feed Rambler yet.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Boom! You win!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
doesnt iowa play eastern illinois?
because im pretty sure iowa state plays northern illinois tonight.
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
Are there any authorized streams of the BTN feed?
apparently Kentucky does not fall in the “Big Ten footprint”
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
Is that, like, public urination?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on, man. I'm dying here.
No fucking Big Ten feed for me… it SUCKS!
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still at work!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
fuck
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
Yay you!
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Me too
Stupid work. I miss all the fun
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Clearly you should be unemployed like me
Opens up SO MUCH free time.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I thought ISU was on FSN...
No?
God I hope NIU wins.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
Well, duh.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
FSN. Slight step up from Mediacom local access, which is the norm for ISU.
It'll probably get bumped for a water skiing tournament.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Ferentz until 2020
It’s official.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Sep 2, 2010 5:52 PM CDT reply actions
http://www.thonline.com/article.cfm?id=294351
3.7 million a year too.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Sep 2, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe we should get KF to get into the TD4K thing?
Or would that be a conflict of interest?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
we wouldn’t want him to miss a Bentley payment.
Seriously though, he’s way ahead of you.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Well, Yay for KF and MF!
I actually did see that at one time. Good job guys!
clap clap.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Kirk is a greedy pig!
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I will admit, I like Hasty's posts
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
So do I.
I just imagined him laughing while writing that bit.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Hasty used to be my pastor
At a Lutheran church in Marion.
I was convinced
he would leave after 2015. His contract was up and his last kid graduates either HS or college.
So even before kickoff, KF brings something sweet to the table. Plus, he’s a patriot
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I'm sure he won't finish this contract
He’ll retire before then. But this just means there won’t be a bunch of BS about his leaving/job security.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
This thread is ruined.
Later guys! See you Saturday.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Sep 2, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
What the hell, Rambler?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll stop.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
You've got some weird town names in Pennsylvania, though. I'll give it to you.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Doylestown. As in Tim Doyle.
Bird-in-Hand. Crazy Amish.
Lancaster. Pronounced “Lank uh ster” because we’re a bunch of screwed up German farmers.
Intercourse. Crazy Amish.
Climax. Yes, really. Crazy Amish.
Gallitzin.
Punxsutawney.
Octorora.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Doh
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, and Jersey Shore near Williamsport.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I did.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I told him to stop.
See above.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit
How will we ever find out if he chose Quakertown or Quarryville?
by The Final Gun on Sep 2, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Quakertown.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Certainly.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I was in PA last week
for my Fantasy Football draft with grad school friends.
Tons of PSU fans came up to me to talk football when they saw my Iowa gear. I thought you were anomalous in that Iowa was a rooting interest. But lots of PSU fans gushed that Iowa was their second favorite team. Stockholm Syndrome? Love the one who hurts you?
by The Final Gun on Sep 2, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't surprise me.
What’s there to hate about Iowa? There’s plenty to hate about Michigan, but Iowa just beats Penn State a lot.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
true, true
Actually, PSU has become my default second-favorite team because of fans like you.
by The Final Gun on Sep 2, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
what part of PA
must have been Western PA
I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
makes sense
most people from Southestern PA (Philly area) aren’t really college fans unless they went to Penn State and even thendon’t really follow other colleges much
I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
I actually have no idea
where Harrisburg is in PA. I just flew to the city my friend told me to. Really great experience. Good restaurants and a couple cool brewery tours (Juengling, Trost, and Appalacian Brewing Company)
by The Final Gun on Sep 2, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Just be glad you don't live there.
There are two kinds of people in Central Pennsylvania. Those who live in Harrisburg and those who make fun of or feel sad for people who have to live in Harrisburg.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, the friend I was visiting isn't too fond of the area.
by The Final Gun on Sep 2, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
SHUT UP I LOVE IT HERE.
--
@scrappled
Slow States - Lacking SEC speed since, like, a month ago.
by Run Up The Score on Sep 2, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I bet you like your mayor too.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
central PA's jealousy of Philly is so cute
I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
WOOOOSH
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i feel some pennsylvania guys coming on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7ek7SWauEI
"It was fun. It really was, ... People say to me, 'Why don't you give it up?' I don't want to miss out on this stuff, because I'm having a good team. I've never had a bad season when I didn't have a good time." JVP
by psu in the w-b on Sep 2, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
you guys want to move to nepa....crickets
"It was fun. It really was, ... People say to me, 'Why don't you give it up?' I don't want to miss out on this stuff, because I'm having a good team. I've never had a bad season when I didn't have a good time." JVP
by psu in the w-b on Sep 2, 2010 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That's true.
In Philly they’d just strip of you of whatever clothes you were wearing, carry you to the offices of Governor Pontius Rendellus, and yell “Barabbas! Barabbas! Give us Barabbas!”
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
really good news for
nudist, crucifixion fetishists.
by The Final Gun on Sep 2, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
"furry crucifixion fetishists"
/McCann’t’d
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Ok.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
can't wait
for the next “you found us”
I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
Ok, on ESPN, I just saw Iowa a minimum of 19 times.
in their College Football Intro.
/slight exaggeration.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
Yeah, I noticed that
Still love seeing the Sash pinball wizard interception
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Did ESPNU hire the "Boom goes the dynamite" kid?
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 2, 2010 6:02 PM CDT reply actions
One would hope.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Because otherwise, he would have no job?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
My friend Amy's hometown
clap clap
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
Also, the ISU-NIU game is on in Chicago, if you live here and are interested.
Comcast Sports Net
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
Hmm.
You could move real quick.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
You live in the same state as I, ReadingRambler!
Know this and despair!
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I work in New Jersey.
Living in PA isn’t my main source of despair.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
if you have comcast in Philly
ISU game is on TCN – channell 856
I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
Wait, what?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
CyHawk said he lives in Pa and works in NJ
if he has comcast, he can find the ISU game on channel 856
I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
No, see... my confusion was that:
ISU was on TV.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Am I the only one currently watching Wake Forest-Presbyterian
just because it’s football?
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 6:17 PM CDT reply actions
Wake's too chicken to play the Baptists.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone knows its the Episcopalians that they're really scared of
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd think the Maharishis would be the toughest matchup
Those guys can really fly around the field.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Catholics were tough before they lost Becket.
Real forceful leader, kinda like Tebow.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not football.
That is a crime in 17 states, though.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 2, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Go Presbyterians!
I’m one, so I’m gonna root for them.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I want my thunder back, Jacobi. For it has been stolen by you.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So
We’re all just ignoring the open thread Ross started, right?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I think it got deleted, so...
yeah.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
It's gone. Kneel before Jacobi.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine was written earlier and scheduled and stuff.
I just forgot to mention it. Whoops.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Whoops?
People always spell it this way on the Interwebz. Nobody every says it this way. What’s wrong with “oops”?
by The Final Gun on Sep 2, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked his open thread better.
I’ve always harbored a deep dislike for Pennsylvania geography.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 2, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
It’s hidden now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's the 12th Imam?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Sep 2, 2010 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Um... yes?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Mahdi clap clap
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Chinese Gordon
clap clap clap-clap-clap
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
so a little upset
that Dasher’s out for MTSU. that’s the only reason i wanted to watch the Minny game
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 6:21 PM CDT reply actions
Watching ESPNU
cause I hate myself. But their Ole Miss on-campus reporter is HOT, shocking for the locale.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
If a female sports reporter in Miss.is not hot
what would be the alternative? Don’t say smart either.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
A deer.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
One thing I didn't miss over the last 9 months
was listening to Lou Holtz. Legend or not, he drives me nuts.
You can actually just make one.
(Use the “post” feature).
by The Final Gun on Sep 2, 2010 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Can anybody update me on Gettis?
I know this is a stupid place to ask, but I don’t trust any other sites since they’re usually full of nonsense.
Out this week - ankle sprain. Don't know how high.
Hopefully back for ISU.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Are we gonna field a fucking team on Saturday?
Good God.
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm actually starting to get a skosh nervousish.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
It looks like Charles Arbuckle has been trying medical marijuana?
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 2, 2010 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
ayuh
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah that was really bad.
“Gonna fly with the BUCKEYYYYYYYYYYYYEZ”
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
So which game(s) is/are everyone watching?
I’m starting with Southern Miss/South Carolina and Ohio St/Marshall, but I plan to watch the ISU and the Pitt/Utah games later as well.
I need more than one TV
I didn't know
getting depantsed in front of millions, thousands, hundreds a few was considered glory
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I was about to watch SM/SC then realized craig james and jesse palmer were commentators.
so my head just bounced off of my desk
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Going to go between
Minny and the OSU games
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
If I end up watching the Southern Miss game
I’m turning the mute on so I don’t have to listen to Jesse Palmer.
Doc Holliday should just challenge Sweatervest to a duel.
His odds of winning would be much better.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And OSU just recovered a fumble
on the opening kickoff… This should be interesting
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
OSU recovers fumble on kickoff
Gonna be a long night for Marshall
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Over/under
ON number of times Pryor’s Rose Bowl performance mentioned?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'll take the Over on that
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, blanket coverage by #5 there.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
OMG Pryor knows exactly where he's going with the football
Also called the “first read”.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
Also called "staring down a receiver"
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I will have no problem admitting Pryor is good if he is good.
But these announcers are so hillarious.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Mixed bag so far
Some good first reads. he also threw it about 5 feet over the head of an RB in the flat on a check-down.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
"You want to question my ball distribution"
Uh, not really Chris.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Forehead, bridge of nose?
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
corrected stones river
"It was fun. It really was, ... People say to me, 'Why don't you give it up?' I don't want to miss out on this stuff, because I'm having a good team. I've never had a bad season when I didn't have a good time." JVP
by psu in the w-b on Sep 2, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
its actually a nice town lol
"It was fun. It really was, ... People say to me, 'Why don't you give it up?' I don't want to miss out on this stuff, because I'm having a good team. I've never had a bad season when I didn't have a good time." JVP
by psu in the w-b on Sep 2, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
You could not pay me to watch that game.
Not even Musburger could be that silly.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Doc Holliday and Larry Fedora
Tonight is awesome coaching name night.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And Jerry Kill.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah yes.
Truly a glorious night of names.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And Rick Stockstill?
Is that MTSUSUTUSU?U’s coach? That ain’t too shabby either.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
"If you're Marshall, what you don't want to do is get behind early
and get this crowd involved."
… A little late for that.
mission failed in 5 seconds
"It was fun. It really was, ... People say to me, 'Why don't you give it up?' I don't want to miss out on this stuff, because I'm having a good team. I've never had a bad season when I didn't have a good time." JVP
by psu in the w-b on Sep 2, 2010 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
FOX NEWS JUST CARRIED THE KOEPPEL CRASH COVERAGE...
The best part is where Koeppel gets up and looks around! Sheppard Smith, on Fox, reports Iowa carries Koeppel as “probable” for Saturday.
Jesus, even their sports-related news has zero credibility.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
But hey, you've got your closest internet friends to spend a lovely evening with!
And maybe drink beer with!
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Or
didn’t see teh sarcasm font.
I’d just like to say that Spurrier’s career at South Cackalacky and the Redskins should pretty much disprove the notion that he’s some sort of offensive genius.
And come someone please brain Jesse Palmer.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yeah, I figured you guys had flipped over
Blown up in the backfield twice and then whats-his-name overthrew someone by five yards.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Minny going for it on 4th down...
and they get it on a fullback dive in the red zone
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
BOOO
I want failure, not this.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
They haven't passed yet (I think)
so just give it time
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I know.
I just realized their gameplan.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
To defend him, he is on his 4th OC in 4 years
but yeah, Weber does kinda suck
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Webber just bailed out by refs
or rather over aggressive DB
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
So happy to see that Weber still fucking sucks.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Juice Williams vs Adam Weber
Who’s career regressed more from start to finish? Discuss.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Juice
Leader of a Rose Bowl team to being benched his senior year… Hard to top that
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
"Leader".... bwahahahahahahaha.
J Leman was the leader of that team, fool.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Also, Rashard Mendenhall was the reason that offense was good.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sorry, leader was the wrong word
Quarterback? Can we call him that?
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Juice
You need to start somewhere to regress.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Sep 2, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Juice is the leader in the clubhouse
but Weber still has time to overtake him.
Since when does Minnesota have a fullback?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
since they outweigh the DL by 68 pounds each
I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
wow....
Marshall is practically bending over and begging to have it stuck in and twisted
"Somebody change JoePa's colostomy bag!"
its all part of their master plan
let Ohio State build a huge lead and then… well let’s be real, they’ll just start taking safeties to stop the hemorrhage of points in 7s.
"Somebody change JoePa's colostomy bag!"
+1
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Pryor's final stat line:
7/10, 150 yards, 1 TD, 1 pick, but so decisive.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
u knew that was coming
"It was fun. It really was, ... People say to me, 'Why don't you give it up?' I don't want to miss out on this stuff, because I'm having a good team. I've never had a bad season when I didn't have a good time." JVP
by psu in the w-b on Sep 2, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
because all championship teams
are required to buttrape MAC teams. You didn’t know that?
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, those teams aren't going to buttrape themselves
Only team I’ve seen do that is Nebraska in last year’s ISU game.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Is anyone watching the Indiana-Towson game?
ANYONE? crickets
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
a snobby suburb of baltimore
"It was fun. It really was, ... People say to me, 'Why don't you give it up?' I don't want to miss out on this stuff, because I'm having a good team. I've never had a bad season when I didn't have a good time." JVP
by psu in the w-b on Sep 2, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
So a suburb of Baltimore then?
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty much
"It was fun. It really was, ... People say to me, 'Why don't you give it up?' I don't want to miss out on this stuff, because I'm having a good team. I've never had a bad season when I didn't have a good time." JVP
by psu in the w-b on Sep 2, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Indiana and Towson
aren’t watching Indiana and Towson.
by ILoveItX3 on Sep 2, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha
Sorry, I just read that again… My bad
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Jon Hoese with the TD.
Outstanding decision by Brewster. His dad had a massive stroke last Thursday.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 2, 2010 6:49 PM CDT reply actions
Marshall's quarterback appears to make Pryor look like Joe Montana.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
I...guess?
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
/that's racist gif
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Both throws at least 10 yeards over the receivers heads
Even I could throw better than him
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
First down: failed slant
Second down: Failed screen
Third down: Failed screen
Well done.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
But could you be as DECISIVE as Pryor when throwing 10 feet over someone's head?
Few people have that skill
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Not according to the analysts
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure I couldn't
In the back of my mind I’d always be wondering, “would it be better to throw it where he could catch it?”
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
They, like, said that with eight minutes in the first quarter of the first game.
God love BTN announcers.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Goddammit
That song tOSU’s band just played? We (HMB) just added it as a stand tune. I thought we were finally being original.
Oddly enough, we actually sound better than that, that sounded awful. Which is surprising.
How's that Lady GaGa show coming along?
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Sep 2, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I like GaGa
for singing in the car
not for a sporting event of any kind
Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner
I liker her voice
plus, as far as Top 40 goes, she’s pretty kick ass.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
My problem is not her music
Although I dislike it, that’s not what I dislike about her. I dislike the fact that she has vocal and instrumental talent, yet her music is filled with electronic instruments and Autotune. It’s just…wrong.
I agree.
It’s a shame really because if you’ve heard her sing without all that shit it’s really good. That being said, if we’re going to play a song from the top 40, it might at well be her.
I actually heard her singing her hits
With just piano and her real voice. And, while I still didn’t like the songs (just not my type), I liked them a hell of a lot more than the stuff that’s on the radio.
maybe
if I had enough of that Natty they were drinking
otherwise, I have that over-priviledged little whore and everything about her
Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner
I meant the slow version
We’ve always just played our fast one.
The worst part is that it says it’s arranged by one of our grad staffers, but it’s obviously not. Unless he arranged it for everyone
Yeah, I remember playing that back in 06?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Goes really well
If you’re on horses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA8MeJFRh04
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
FANTASTIC.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Every year
South Carolina is on the first Thursday night. And every year it is mind-numbingly painful to watch their “offense”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Indiana up by 14 in the first
So for a brief moment, they are leading the Big Ten in all the good stats.
2 interceptions, a bunch of passing yards.
And it looks like BTN has an entirely new grade of adverstiser.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I was going to compliment Indiana on their unis
But they have those weird color patches on their pants and jerseys. Ruined a classic look of the shoulder stripe
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Pryor just overthrew Posey
But he was so DECISIVE!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Look at the way Terrelle Pryor takes the snap. Mature! Seasoned! A new day for Ohio State football!
--
@scrappled
Slow States - Lacking SEC speed since, like, a month ago.
by Run Up The Score on Sep 2, 2010 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
HUSTLE EFFORT! WANTING TO MAKE A BIG PLAY
MY MOM RAISED ME TO FORGET SHAME!
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
OHIO STATE WONDERFUL HUSTLE GOOD!
OH NO THEY ALLOWED A FIRST DOWN BUT THEY’RE STILL BETTER THAN ANYTHING EVER!!!
Like 12-year-olds at a Justin Bieber concert.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Sep 2, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
OSU just failed to pin the punt inside the 5
and the announcers say “Man, when everything is going right it’s going right. Look at all those Ohio State guys around the ball”. THEY DIDN"T GET THE BALL BEFORE IT WENT IN THE ENDZONE!!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
And that's probably one of the three smartest things I've heard him say so far.
--
@scrappled
Slow States - Lacking SEC speed since, like, a month ago.
by Run Up The Score on Sep 2, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to know, who is this color commentator?
Heard he was a jNW guy, and it’s really crushing my opinion of their academic quality.
--
@scrappled
Slow States - Lacking SEC speed since, like, a month ago.
by Run Up The Score on Sep 2, 2010 6:57 PM CDT reply actions
These BTN guys love Ohio State more than Michigan loves Ohio State
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
1st down, Marshall.
You’re in trouble now, Buckeyes.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
Straight knowin' where the sticks is.
--
@scrappled
Slow States - Lacking SEC speed since, like, a month ago.
by Run Up The Score on Sep 2, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
I believe you mean Terry Strauss
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Gah, ya beat me to it.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
3rd failed screen of the game for Marshall
You’ll need to do better than that to beat THE BEST TEAM EVA!!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
ooh, South Carolina scored.
Garcia ran it in…
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
Spurrier will surely bench him for that
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Iowa State looks really fired up, and proud
“One game may not make a season, but it can make a hero”
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:02 PM CDT reply actions
I don't know
if I am upset I can’t see the ISU game or not
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
yeah.
it is true. i mean they did get tyler sash on the map.
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
INT for Minny
It’s almost like they’re playing a team from a lower conference…
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Goddamn, that Minnesota DT is fat.
…and now they get an INT off a tipped quick slant. Balls.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He's from Pennsyvania.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 2, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Close enough.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Fatsylvania, maybe.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"His second catch of the season"
You don’t really need to specify season. Just say game. It’s the first game, so “of the game” = “of the season”
Pryor threw that up for grabs with such poise.
--
@scrappled
Slow States - Lacking SEC speed since, like, a month ago.
by Run Up The Score on Sep 2, 2010 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
I'm sorry, but I must:
Suck it, spakajewia.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean, seriously
Are these guys actually going to comment on how stupid that was for an upperclassman?
And now they’re talking about accuracy? “He’s most impressive”!
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Pryor showing those decision skills
he’s renowned for
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yes.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
How hip.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Most of us can't get the ISU game
Somethings just are too horrifying for tv
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
For those of us
with no TV access, what happened?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Marshall blocked a FG & ran it back for a TD.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Those dudes look way too excited.
Don’t they know they go to Iowa State?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They look like they just got off work at Hardees
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
They took all the ketchup packets with them, too.
Rude.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
/Herd’d
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
CHOO CHOO GOES THE FAILTRAIN.
--
@scrappled
Slow States - Lacking SEC speed since, like, a month ago.
by Run Up The Score on Sep 2, 2010 7:08 PM CDT reply actions
Nice job with the special teams, Coach "Consumate" Tressel.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know how to spell. Whatever.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, Marshall Scored? I need to see this.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
Nice blocking, Buckeyes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yay for Jim Tressels amazing special teams
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:09 PM CDT reply actions
I can't believe that they talk about his coaching ability
He gets extremely talented players but his in game coaching is not all that great
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
the iowa state student section
is ridiculous. somebody show them on tv falling down the bleachers again.
Brands is behind a Penn State women's volleyball player on this Big Ten Icons list?
OUTRAGE! THIS IS A TRAVESHAMOCKERY! I DEMAND JUSTICE!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Women's volleyball > Wrestling
I don’t make the rules…
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I will ban you.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Careful Rambler...
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember saying something about this last night.
Where was the RAGE? oh, wait… that’s right. You had keyboard tourette’s. Right. Good. My bad. Yes, Brands should be… #11
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
QUESTION
Would any Iowa quarterback throw a pass as stupid as the one Pryor threw?
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
Technically, they do have electricity there.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
It is pretty sold out-like there.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I understand they store it in Leyden jars
down in the root cellar.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Minnesota's o line is huge
as in FAT. Seriously, it’s like they’ve never heard of conditioning
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Clowns
Just started
"My momma always said, 'It's better to eat shit than to not eat at all.'" --Rube Baker
Wow...
“Take a look at Jack Trice Stadium: electric”
Nice shot of the lawns.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:11 PM CDT reply actions
Shit, I forgot that I have evil ARob in my CFB fantasy league.
Here’s hoping for 200 yards and 0 TDs.
Does he have a goatee?
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
bring it back
bitches
"My momma always said, 'It's better to eat shit than to not eat at all.'" --Rube Baker
by McNutt Butter on Sep 2, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
These BTN announcers are the worst I have ever heard.
Period.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
SHUT UP
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd rather listen to lou holtsxschssshh than these dbags
"My momma always said, 'It's better to eat shit than to not eat at all.'" --Rube Baker
Now that actually was a good pass.
Floated it a little, wouldn’t have worked against Sash, but ok.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
That's what I mean...
Against a decent defense, that would’ve been picked everytime
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
IT'S PROBABLY A CONSPIRACY
/CF’d
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
OSU: The first Big Ten team to allow points this season.
Who’d have guessed?
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Sep 2, 2010 7:14 PM CDT reply actions
The ISU Touchdown Cannon Guy already fired the cannon, too.
FAIL
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
First of many ISU fails this season
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
actually 2nd
they still play in Jack Trice. that’s an infinite fail
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy Fuck
“I’ve seen a lot of Heisman candidates make passes like that, let me wipe my lips”
These guys are bad
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:15 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, they suck.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
At least they don't sound like it's their first time
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
They managed to work in a reference to James Lauranitis when talking about Pryor
That, my folks, maybe the greatest convergence of OSU overrated ever
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Sep 2, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Minny is already over their season average for rushing after the 1st quarter
their offense was so full of fail last year
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
That PI was a complete phantom call
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
NIU not so good at this tackling thing.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Crap.
These games all suck. What am I supposed to watch? Turner Classic Movies?
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
ok
The Nature Boy is at SC’s game. Everything we do from here on out is irrelevant and insignificant.
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
not as long as fossilhawk still does his game in pictures.
otherwise. no. no it wouldn’t
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
YESSSSSS
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
As in, "WOOOOOOOOOO"?
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Sep 2, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
What kind of Charlotte-tonian follows the Gamecocks.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that's supposed to be a question.
I’m new to this English thing.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
well you are talking about an SEC team playing a team from Mississippi
so your English is actually pretty awesome given the circumstances
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Mahoney just hooked a FG WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY wide left.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
Both Minny's TD's come from their fullback
after shitty pass interference calls. Talk about gifting a game to a team
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Ha, hole missed field goal, not proud of that one
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:20 PM CDT reply actions
*holy
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
They both work.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Mahoney!
Looks like Hightower scared him.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Sep 2, 2010 7:20 PM CDT reply actions
LAWL
That was beautiful.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No FSN here.
Oh well
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Neither do I
All I can do is watch the refs give Minnesota the game and OSU destroy a terrible team. I want to watch ISU fail!!!!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
ISU: also not good at this tackling stuff.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Or shedding blockers.
Or not falling down.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Soo...
Jewel gets to play against Iowa State? YES PLEASE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh no Cyclone pun bad
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:23 PM CDT reply actions
"They were after him like a cyclone comin' outta' bad weather."
Uh, who was complaining about the BTN announcers?
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
"Cox gets smothered"
Party foul, FSN.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
In case you were all concerned
Rutgers 3 Norfolk St 0. God espn3 blows
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 7:24 PM CDT reply actions
ok let me clarify
ESPN3 blows. not pulls the trigger whilst aiming at their forehead.
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
They are most definitely not twirling, twirling, twirling towards victory.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
Excellent!
That would be a good name for an ISU blog – “Twirling Towards Victory”.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
"YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK"
HEY WHY DOESNT NIU RESPECT YOU?
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Seriously?
Wow… That’s… AWESOME. I’m so looking forward to next weekend now
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
With no cable
my only options are the USM/USC or Miami/FAMU games…they’re both boring.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Hello, McCann't.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
HEYYYOOOO
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
NIU?
You might want to go downfield. You know, once or twice. Just for the hell of it.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I hear there are endzones down there.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
ISU claims otherwise
They know nothing of these endzones
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Pryor "shows that big arm", is nearly intercepted, WR has to save the day. Anyway
Hype that one, announcer
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
Iowa State game isn't on TV in Iowa?
That’s funny. I live in Washington, DC, and I’m currently watching the game on… some cable channel. CNMA… Based on the logo in the bottom corner (“Comcast Network”) and my legendary deductive reasoning, I’m going to say that stands for “Comcast Network Mid-Atlantic.” I don’t think my TV has ever been set to this station before.
I'm also toggling with West Texas A&M and Grand Valley State during commercials.
Is that the national game on CBS College Sports, or am I just lucky?
Sorry, I'm flipping between channels, but
Is Rhoads trying to ice the kicker already?
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Sep 2, 2010 7:28 PM CDT reply actions
According to the NIU blog
He’s about as good as Mahoney.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
He came a hell of a lot closer than Mahoney did.
But still missed. So in that they are equals.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Have to give yourselves a chance!
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a wily one.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice soccer play there by OSU's punter
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you want me to send you back to where you were?
Unemployed? In Greenland??
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Sep 2, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Anybody want a peanut?
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
But it has so many syllables!
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Looked like it.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Iowa State is playing on Comcast, the station of the Cubs
=funny (to me at least)
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
I don't know if you guys care, but...
Mark Ingram is injured and Bama’s best lineman Marcel Dareus is ineligble for the game.
So you’re saying there’s a chance?
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
Oh yes there is.
And you love it because you love us too.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I care now
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Weber sack.
Big fat Gopher line not so good at pass-blocking.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Another missed FG.
THis one by the Goophers.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
Clayborn is going to eat Minny's LT for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Sack, missed field goal
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Aaaand another FG missed.
Not a good night so far for the kickers.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Random Finding:
Iowa State is currently the NCAA Football 11 season showdown leader in Sportsmanship Points.
(10 points are given for every 4th down punt. Do the math.)
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
So, negative points are given if you outscore the other team by more than 50 points?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Evenin'.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah yes, he stopped by here last night.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I like you.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Cleaning guns is an underrated art.
I like sniffing Hoppe’s.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Bellanca
Did you SEE the pass Pryor threw earlier? The one that came after he fumbled the snap?
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Hm. "Better" is such a nebulous term.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Sadly, no.
But the announcers are purely laughable. I can’t even explain it. Just wait until you see this guy throw over his receivers heads while the announcers praise his “arm strength”.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
He's an upperclassman!
He takes a fumbled snap and throws it downfield where the only guy with a shot at catching the pass is a Marshall DB.
He’s an upperclassman!
This is mindboggling.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy Shit!
The officials just called a penalty against OSU!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Beer RUN! Any suggestions?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
The cold one.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Fantastic suggestion.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm here to help.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I got 12 cold ones :)
Hoegaarden (some weird looking belgian beer)
and
Leinie’s Summer Shandy (yes, I know, it’s a girly lookin’ drink but it’s damn tasty.)
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not that its gilry looking
as much as its girly sounding.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
/David Cross’d
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
All of it
or a Maximator if you’re going to Dirty Johns
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
"Tackle made in space"
The Marshall receiver tripped over the 50 yard line. Come on BTN announcers…
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
In space, no one can hear you fall down.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
That was one nice "forward pass"
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
"THIS IS BLUE RAIDER FOOTBALL!"
You’re goddamn right it is.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh, nevermind.
Defensive offsides. Fatty gets the TD.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Is being MVP of the Insight Bowl
sorta ike the coolest guy that works at Shananiganz?
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Sep 2, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
Well, their coach's name IS "Kill"
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 2, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Now all I can think about is Shaky's Buffet.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Sep 2, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Utah-Pitt is better.
Both teams can actually tackle or so it seems.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
But it's on Versus. I don't know if everyone has that.
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
They just praised Pryor for staring down his receiver
and throwing a really low hard pass that the receiver had to make a great play to catch
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
He's making them look good
so they can have highlight reels. He’s generous that way.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Terrelle Christiansen?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 2, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
So far tonight
He’s kind of giving me flashbacks to JC6… But the receivers are making good plays
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 2, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Who keeps their shoe on
when scoring?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 2, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Season Debut
of announcers screwing up the name “Ruempolhamer”
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Further news
Rutgers is still failing expansion audition. Looks like they’ll be staying in the big 12 north of the East for a little while longer.
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 2, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
"I think Weber was surprised the blitz was picked up..."
Ouch.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"mwahahaha." - Norm Parker
"Trouble is; I want that fourth carrier!"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 2, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh god, our front 7 is going to turn them into mulch
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 2, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Honestly, Weber looks practically punch-drunk out there on most pass plays.
Then again, it doesn’t help that while the big fat Gopher offensive line looks pretty good at run blocking (at least against smaller opponents), they still aren’t very good at pass blocking.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They are faaaaaat.
Disgustingly so.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You probably could've just ended that sentence three words earlier.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions