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Save A Life: Please Call Any Northwestern Fans You May Know.

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If true, this manufacturing flaw could put dozens, or nearly one third, of Northwestern fans in harm's way. If your cell carrier offers service to Vail or the Hamptons, please contact any Cats fan you know before they leave to go skiing or yachting. There is some cause for hope as a spokesperson for Ferrari was quoted as saying: "It is not thought that the 458 design has a fault, just that the owners have been unusually unlucky." This seems to fly in the face of much of what we know about Northwestern. Still, this is the most alarming news for Northwestern fans/alums since 1200 Armani suits were recalled three years ago for having thread-counts so luxuriously high that they became dangerously flammable.

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