Fun With Charity; Rejoice in Stanziballs
by Hawkaloogie on Sep 2, 2010 12:11 PM CDT
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PrintStanziballs got you down? Well fret no longer my fellow Pantsers. I have come up with a solution to your pick-six blues. For every Stanziball thrown by the Iowa offense this year, I pledge to donate 10% of the donation amount per touchdown on behalf of the BHGP crew.
For example, at the current total of $295/touchdown and assuming the same number of Stanziballs, 4, I would be on the hook for a one time donation of $118.
So, if you feel like making me sweat on this one, get your ass over to the TD4K page and up the BHGP amount, dammit.
And remember...Stanziballs = Happy Kids!
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Very noble of you sir.
Theres part of me that hopes you pay out the ass. And the other part realizes that if you do it could be a very long and disappointing year for all Hawk fans.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Am I correct
that you defining Stanziball here as one actually returned for a TD, not just the run of the mill interception.
I realize it’s pretty obvious, but clarity is key.
It never gets to be easy
I was under the impression that a Stanziball was a pick-six.
"You're going to go out there with a dick full of confidence. Then, you're going to go out there and shoot that confidence all over the stadium." -Blue Mountain State
A Stanziball is
an interception of any kind. A Stanzismakingmewanttochokeacat is a pick six.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I always thought a Stanziball was just a throw that doesn't make any damn sense.
Like throwing into triple coverage because he’s certain that McNutt will pull it down.
by The Mexican't on Sep 3, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
But McNutt does pull it down
so how does that not make sense?
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Sep 3, 2010 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
You'll notice
that in the post, he said “assuming the same number of Stanziballs, 4…”
Therefore, for his pledge, Stanziball = pick 6
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Sep 3, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Stanziball=Interception
Rick Six=interception returned for a touchdown
Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.
by White Lightning on Sep 2, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
but if Hawkaloogie was thinking of the Rick Six, I’m not going to demand payment for each interception.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I was referring to "Rick-sixes"....
It’s just there are literally hundreds of interceptions thrown every year, seems unfair to assign a label to something so common.
Besides, a donation for every “Stanziball” as I now know it would be north of $500, and if I had that kind of scratch I’d be an internet blogger.
"You're going to go out there with a dick full of confidence. Then, you're going to go out there and shoot that confidence all over the stadium." -Blue Mountain State
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