Sad Fans 2010: Volume 1 - The Inconsolables
Looks like they broke into Willy Wonka's factory and stole a pack of forbidden raspberry gum.
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Absolutely Hilarious!
I saw these guys during the game, they made me shoot beer out of my nose! I just don’t get it… Are they Super-Stupid-Fans?
somebody else said this and I agree
that we should be applauding guys that get behind their team like this. It takes some swagger to dress up like that and enter Kinnick stadium knowing the relentless torment that awaited them win or LOSE. I’m not a Clone fan by any stretch of the imagination but I will take this type fan over the dickhead Iowa fan who sits behind me and bad mouths every play call that does not result in a touchdown or 20 yard sack. The Cyclone Sad fans were a hoot to watch from the opposite side of the stadium as they went from Uber-enthusiastic to Mega-morous in just one half of football.
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
One half?
I think they were pretty much done after one quarter.
Hell, they might have been getting cold sweats after that awful-looking three-and-out ISU had after Iowa’s unstoppable first drive.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Agree (though I still think they looked like idiots too)...
…and if Iowa had somehow lost, it would have been fun to watch their capes flap in the wind like super-heroes-zeros as they ran down Melrose with at least, what (?), 60,000 Hawks chasing them. If that had been the case, I would have loved to have been sitting in a lawn chair with a bowl of popcorn.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Great to see...
“Sad Fan” back. (And, for the record, if you want to dress up all goofy in support of your team, Okay No Problem. Just don’t do it when your team’s on the road)
If it's ever appropriate . . .
it’s especially appropriate on the road.
by The Final Gun on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
agreed
plus, isnt it possible that they are just unaware enough that they thought it was justified (they had a chance)?
by metcalfrhymeswithblodbath on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
They may have thought they had a chance...
Austen Arnaud knew they didn’t, that’s why he didn’t show up.
by HawkeyeRecon on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I must be the only Iowa fan in the world . . .
. . . that thinks these guys represented their fanbase well.
Sure, when I see a Hawk dressed in comparable gear (and there are a few ever week) I roll my eyes. But I smile a bit inside at their passion and follow-through.
Seriously, it’s not easy to be a fan of a team whose success is defined as 6-5. Showing this kind of passion and commitment (even if it is only for the game against Big Brother) is cool. Props to them for going all out on the road against a rival.
Just because there are a lot of Cyclone fans that have anger issues and inferiority complexes, doesn’t mean we have to be dicks to every Cyclone fan. That would make us jerks. Let’s not be jerks.
I think ...
being a dick is the correct call here. Respectfully speaking, of course.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
fair enough . . .
as long as it’s premeditated dickishness.
/thanks for noticing my quantum physics jokes in the other thread.
by The Final Gun on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
In the multiverse...
they can be dicks, not dicks, both, or neither.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I admire their spunkiness. Its much better than the douches in the giant foam cowboy hats.
by HawkeyeRecon on Sep 15, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Gross
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 17, 2010 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
They wanted attention
They are receiving it.
Win/Win
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Sep 15, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I love it
It’s even better because they knew they were going to lose. They came to rep their school and team, and made a statement.
FG, I should have read this before posting above. I totally agree.
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
Did anybody else see Sad Fan after this?
Later on, one of these man-boys was shown sitting by himself in the corner texting on his phone. I can only imagine what he was texting…
To: Mother
ISU is getting their butts handed to them! :( Since I’m dressed like an all red fool-wizard, I’m probably going to be the center of ridicule when I leave the stadium and quite possibly have perishable foods and various liquids thrown at me when I leave the stadium. :((((( Could you come pick me up at Kinnick Stadium. I know it’s a long drive from Minneapolis.
That moment was the highlight of the second half for me...
…especially since the announcers commented on the fact that it was “texting time” for the ISU fans.
"They talk about Iowa as a contender for the national championship, and they should." - Iowa State coach Paul Rhoads
by rinseandrepeat on Sep 15, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Found the sad texter
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 15, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
yes Yes YESSSSSS!!!!!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 16, 2010 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Could he possibly be calling commisioner Gordan?
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Later on they were joined by a sad jNW fan from the future
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 15, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
+1
HAHAHAHA
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Sep 15, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd
fantastic
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Sep 15, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
Wait. I know they’re doing a red-out, but aren’t the Arizona variety of Wildcats blue? Is this from the near future???
by KinnickNorthHawk on Sep 15, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Violet...
…you’re turning violet, Violet.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 16, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
pretzles
and tuna salad just came out my nose…
by metcalfrhymeswithblodbath on Sep 16, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
I have another puzzle for you
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
Who do you blame when your team really sucks?
happless and lost like a semi-retard
Blaming the kids is just passing the bucks
You know exactly who’s to blame
It’s – Austin Arnaud
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
by Kluginator on Sep 16, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Cool. You have Quantum Photoshop. I want a copy...
Perhaps it will arrive unexpectedly.
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
by Leftcoast Hawk on Sep 16, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel the capes do a pretty nifty job of hiding the fact that they stole their spare tires from the ISU O-linemen
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Sep 15, 2010 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
Who is the guy all the way over on the right?
Did he forget to dress up? Did he refuse? Is he a random Cyclone fan who just happened to dress like Goof Troop?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
He's the back-up.
If one of the others go down do to an injury he’s next man in. It’s a beautiful story. Transfered to ISU from a clown school. (McDonalds university I believe) Just looking for an opportunity to play. Walked on, and fought his way onto the geek squad as a back up. If all goes well he expects to be starting by the time UNI comes to town.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
by fliphawk4 on Sep 15, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
roady?
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
For the record, those are all Student Body Senators
The guy on the far left is the Vice President, and the guy on the far right is the President. Not to defend them, or anything.
by TrueAndValiant on Sep 15, 2010 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
Senators. Is that why they're rockin togas?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Where'd you get the cape?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 15, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Oompa Loompa Doopa-de-de
If you were wise, you’d listen to me.
What do you get when you’re a fan of Iowa State?
A lifetime of mocking will be your fate.
You will be a target for all Hawkeye trolls.
And you will be left In
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Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Sep 15, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 15 recs
Oompa loompa doompity dee
If we were wise we’d have kept McCarney
Winning nine games isn’t easy to do
When you coach for inconsolable state U
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
by CyHawk on Sep 16, 2010 12:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 8 recs
Man, I really need to read all the posts before I comment.
These are awesome!
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
I think Mr. Vint needs to sing this as the opening theme to a podcast.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Sep 16, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
It is no coincidence that Red
is the color of embarrassment
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 15, 2010 11:58 PM CDT reply actions
Just think of how red
Nebraska was when they lost to the Clowns last year.
by Corncob Justice on Sep 16, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions
I think
they were showing these guys after the first quarter itself, already looking glum.
I fell over laughing
When the announcer said that they forgot their sunscreen. Funniest thing I have heard in a week
I have to wonder if these guys
will ever get laid?
"Have you ever had the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
'course they will
They have each other. I’m was informed last week by someone in the know that the guy on the left (AKA sad texter) is what is referred to as a " bear."
by KinnickNorthHawk on Sep 17, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
On the road at a top twenty five team....
Perfect opportunity for some sad fans this weekend. Get your cameras (DVRs) ready!
by stanfillr on Sep 16, 2010 2:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That's better than my second year in the U of I student section
Some guys were throwing half-full bottles of beer, which is both wrong (because 1, they weren’t empty and 2. they could hurt someone) and ’tarded because our student section is behind OUR PLAYERS. Good job guys. Hit our own players.
It escalated over a number of games, culminating with a pig’s head being tossed out. The athletic department contemplated putting up nets in front of us, then settled on frisking everyone on the way in for bottles and having a dog sniff for any hidden meat. Okay, maybe the meat sniffing didn’t happen, but I did have to hide alcohol on my girlfriend’s body a few times…
by KinnickNorthHawk on Sep 17, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
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