Check out this story from the Press-Citizen about Brooks Kopsa, a senior Iowa wrestler arrested for public intox after the Iowa-ISU game on Saturday, and try not to be blind with rage:
Police said Brooks Kopsa, 22, was spotted "having a hard time keeping his balance" when University of Iowa Police officers spotted him carrying a half full bottle of Templeton Rye at 7:55 p.m. Saturday. Police said Kopsa blew .176 – twice the legal limit of .08 to operate a car – on his preliminary breath test.
Where the frick did he get Templeton Rye??? They only made 200 cases this month! Unbelievable. Lucky bastard. Oh yeah, and don't get arrested, people.