Better Know A Badger: John Moffitt
by Adam Jacobi on Aug 5, 2010 7:30 AM CDT
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PrintYou probably don't know much about who John Moffitt is. It's okay; even armed with the knowledge that Moffitt is a Wisconsin Badger, even we here at BHGP couldn't tell you much about the senior lineman until we saw this introductory video. Moffitt's behavior will probably seem aberrant to you--at least until you reach the 0:24 mark of the video, where every possible question is answered in one fell swoop.
Yep, he's a center, a beast of burden laboring at the magnet of mental acuity on the gridiron--and trust that every lawyer reading this post intimately understands Moffitt's predicament. His sense of humor isn't an aberration, it's a natural reaction to having the finest intellectual bona fides on the field, then being asked to perform the dirtiest work available. Trust us, Mr. Moffitt--we understand.
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A little fun with themselves?
That’s what she said?
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by mikjones24 on Aug 5, 2010 10:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I hate
to have a Wisconsin Center be my favorite non-Iowa player but this swagger puts him damn high on the list.
Oh, be nice
As states go, Wisconsin’s basically Iowa but with a lake and an accent.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
Fair enough.
I have never heard that about Wisconsin but I like it. I always remind my friends from Illinois that without Chicago, Illinois is Iowa.
Did you know
that Wisconsin actually has more lakes than the Land-of-10,000 Lakes- Minnesota? I’m heading up to the northern Wisconsin in a little over a week for vacation at a family cabin on a lake. It’s totally awesome and highly recommended.
Watch out for any UPers straying too far inland...
…Wisconsin may be a lot like Iowa, but the Upper Peninsula is more like Deliverance style Mississippi.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 5, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Oops...
…Deliverance was set in Georgia. My mistake. Whatever.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 5, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Living in Milwaukee, I hear that claim all the time but it's BS.
Wisconsin just claims a lot of smaller lakes that Minnesota doesn’t… It usually comes up around the time of Vikings-Packers games. Wooo, look at us. We’re better because we have more lakes. If that was the case, Canadia would be the best place in the world…
Fuck tOSU
Given the size
of some of the puddles Minnesota deems a “lake” one wonders just how small these Wisconsin lakes are.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yep. Iowa + pine trees.
"Kittens give Morbo gas."
by Bucketochicken on Aug 5, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me fix that for you.
Drunk Iowa + pine trees that bear cheese.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 5, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Fixed
Wisconsin’s basically Iowa but with a lake and an accent and an actual city-sized city.
Me gustan los estados unidos.
Oshkosh? Fon du Lac? Sheboygan?
Oh, you mean Chippewa Falls.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 8, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
huh?
because the TV focuses on his hands he makes sure to have a pedicure? dumb badger
The whooshing sound you hear
is the joke flying over your head.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I don't think we can fault the guy for not knowing the difference.
Obviously he’s not a latin major.
by The Mexican't on Aug 5, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
I’m speechless.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
You just know that this guy would love
Ricky Stanzi’s strong but caring hands rubbing up against his sweaty buttocks.
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
Banhammer me if you insist
but this guy just passed J Leman as my favorite non-Hawkeye.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
J Leman has emeritus status
So you’re safe.
/begrudgingly holsters Bancolt .45
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
So was wisconsin's pro-style offense
what got him to commit to the badgers? Because if he were recruited by say, Florida, they run all shotgun spread and therefore there would be no butt touching.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 5, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions
Center's with manicures.
Now there’s one I haven’t heard.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 5, 2010 1:12 PM CDT reply actions
I almost wish he played for Iowa.
"There is nothing better than being American. If you don't love it, leave it. U.S.A. #1"- Ricky Stanzi, America's Quarterback
Great stuff.
Funny is funny, who cares about where he plays. I like a player who can poke some fun at himself.
How did we miss recruiting this guy?
Rivals and Scout need to add stars for irreverence.
Really.
"If you want to become a man--come to Iowa" All American IOWA LB PAT ANGERER, whose best friend is a dog.
Hawkeye O-line gives notice to the Big Ten
They got pedicures too.
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
They're just doing the Hokey Pokey.
“Both Hands!”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 8, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
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