DJK On Facebook: 'Allow Me To Set The Record Straight'
Plenty has been made of the fact that Derrell Johnson-Koulianos, for all of his accomplishments as a Hawkeye receiver, is once again going into the season with an "OR" next to his name on the depth chart. Last season, it was because he was sharing a depth chart spot with Marvin McNutt, who turned in a monster 2009 season. This season, though, the culprit seems to be DJK's short-lived Twitter account, which we miss dearly. But we understand. No distractions through social media and all, right?
Oh, but DJK's still got Facebook, and DJK's still got ambition, and DJK's still got swagger. So--thanks to Fight For Iowa--we've got his latest missive from Facebook, which should give every Iowa fan goose bumps (the good kind):
Someone once told me that perception is reality. That if a lie reachs enough people, eventually it becomes the truth. Throughout my life, such instances have shaped me, both for better and for worse. As my time as a Hawkeye nears its end, it seems I am at a crossroads, staring down a similar situation. Over the years, various outlets have painted a picture that doesn't quite match the production. Time and again, I have been depicted as an individual more interested in making headlines, than highlights. As someone who prefers style over substance. A person who would rather prepare for media days than two-a-days. Thousands have been convinced that I am all showboat and no sacrifice. Allow me to set the record straight.
I am on a mission to go from the doghouse to the penthouse - determined to show our fans that there is no "DJK" in "team", and that I am well aware of that fact. At Iowa, the success of our group far exceeds the importance of individual accolades. Still, some will undoubtedly inquire, "Don't the records matter?" To be honest, of course they do. Which ones? WINS AND LOSSES. And for those concerned with my media fascination, rest assured, the only coverage I am focused on is that of the opposing defense.
This journey is for Hawkeye Nation. For every generation of fans who have endured season after season, anticipating these types of towering expectations.
Can you feel it, Hawks?
The roar of Kinnick Stadium on opening day...
The sight of freshly harvested corn hats...
The aroma of record-setting, National Championship LEGEND in the air...
Our time is now. And if you didn't know...
NOW YOU KNOW.
Okay, now I want to wear a cardboard box as a helmet and go try to tackle something. Anything. THAT fired up for Hawkeye football. It's like the Tebow Promise, but not on the verge of tears. And ours. Holy smoking shit yes.
The best part, though, is that DJK's message is exactly what the coaches have been trying to hammer into his head for the last four years. If there's any selfishness to it, it's that his name's attached as the author, but so what? If anything, we want to see this on more players' facebooks. Tailored to their own selves, obviously; we wouldn't want to see "As my time as a Hawkeye nears an end" on, say, A.J. Derby's page. But we digress: there's nothing for them to be mad about there. Everyone's goal is to work hard as a team. Everyone's goal is to ignore personal accomplishments until after the season. Everyone's goal is to go undefeated this season.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go tend to my field of corn hats. Harvest time's one week away, baby.
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"freshly harvested corn hats"
classic DJK.
Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.
by White Lightning on Aug 27, 2010 7:36 AM CDT reply actions
/stiff arms White Lightening
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Aug 27, 2010 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah i know it was stupid,
but it was the first thing that popped into my head, and I have a tendency to speak ( or type) before I think.
Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.
by White Lightning on Aug 27, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
i wasn't commenting on the statement you were making
I was letting my Hawkamania run wild across the comments made so far, I sacked Kluginator for fucks sake!!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Aug 27, 2010 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh
Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.
by White Lightning on Aug 27, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
/sacks Kluginator
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Aug 27, 2010 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I feel like breaking something.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
/tfl on Dip-shit
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Aug 27, 2010 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions
GRIBBLDEY GRAWWWW!!!
FIRST TEAM DEFENSE PLACE AT THE TABLE
/forehead through windshield Lattimer style
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Aug 27, 2010 8:09 AM CDT reply actions

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Show Me
I can’t wait for DJK to show me. He is a great talent, and it seems his heart is in the right place. But I need him to show me. I need him to go after the ball, instead of letting the ball come to him. I know that once he has the ball, he can make things happen. I just want him to go after it, and this post gives me hope.
I may love the Steelers, but I live and die by my Hawkeyes.
Watch the Orange Bowl replay
Until the injury, he was set to take over that game. The look on his face on the sidelines hiding under his towel should tell you he’s ready to get the fuck after it this year.
+1
He was getting into a solid rhythm. This year should be fun to watch DJK. I think Jewel is going to breakout…
What does DJK have to show anybody???
He is already among Iowa’s top 2 or 3 best ever receivers and will likely take the #1 spot by season’s end. And he hasn’t had the advantage of the 80’s gun slinging Fry offenses when the Chuck’s were throwing for 350-400 ypg or even the Drew Tate years. He has very quietly, for a guy with a reputation for stagecraft, led the team in receiving for the past 3 years. DJK is a gamer. When the heat is on and a play has to be made, 7 out of 10 times DJK was involved in the play.
the trailer hitch scrotum was my idea
Amen
He should extra credit for his 2007 season and having JC6 throwing to him, or rather the dirt 5 feet in front of him.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I don't worry about DJK anymore.
But I still worry about douchebags who jinx DJK.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Forget the Facebook essays
How about one double-digit catch game? Or one multi-TD game?
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 8:29 AM CDT reply actions
Talk to KoK
Might have to throw it more than 25 times a game :-)
by Hawkeye Vince on Aug 27, 2010 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
McNutt
Has scored more than one TD in a game.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Which is why DJK unselfishly sits back and puts us in position to score...
…by getting the first down when we need it. He’s usually double covered or drawing attention near the end zone, so KOK goes to McNutt.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Which is why he'll probably set records for yards and receptions...
…but still be nowhere near the touchdown record. People call him a “me first” player, but the stats bear out a completely different person.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Uh ...
I don’t think you can point to a WRs stats and use them to say he’s not ego-maniacal. It’s not like this is hoops.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
How do you know he's ego-maniacal?
He talks about himself when asked about himself? Just curious what you would point out to back up that argument.
I’m not trying to be a dick, I’m seriously curious because— I may be blind, but— I’ve never got that impression.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's safe to say
That he probably has a very large ego. Most college athletes do. Others on here have said the same.
My specific point right up there wasn’t so much about DJK but rather about how you can’t say, “Look that dude only had 1 catch for 12 yards — dang, he’s a great team player!” Because that’s how I read your point.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You read it wrong.
And duh, I’m pretty sure that most athletes at the D-1 collegiate level know they’re pretty good at what they do, but I didn’t see you writing that Clayborn is ego-maniacal.
Plus you started this whole thing with “Forget the Facebook essays.”
How do you read that missive above and respond with “forget all that stuff”? Have you no pulse? Was it not quickened?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
There are some Hawks who think they aren't real fans
Unless they shun everything that makes being a fan so wonderful.
by the_iowa_hawkeye on Sep 2, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's more the nature of our offense
Especially with the emergence of McNutt, our offense isn’t one that is set up to get DJK a lot of looks near the endzone, he basically has to bust a longer play. From about the 25 yard line in, our passing tends to go to the TEs and McNutt because of his size advantage. Makes sense, there’s less space to get open so have to get an advantage with sheer size. This, however, works to DJK’s detriment as he is good sized, but not a BIG guy so he gets fewer looks. If you look at his TDs up to now, most of DJK’s TDs have come on longer pass plays where he runs after the catch.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That's kinda what I was getting at...
…and you never see/hear him complaining. Also, that’s the kind of receiver he is. He gets great separation after about 15 yards when his superior route running allows him to get open (we’ve had other receivers in recent years who get all of the red zone receiving touchdowns- – it does happen, just not to DJK- – he’s usually the guy running a convincing route on the other side so the defenses can’t cheat over).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
He has also made himself an excellent down field blocker
Looking back, you never saw Solomon or Brown or Hill looking for guys to block after passes not thrown to them. Look at many of the longest plays last year and you will see #15 making a key block that turned a 15 yard play into a 35 yard play.
the trailer hitch scrotum was my idea
Exactly.
But that probably had to do with his ego.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's a cool stat that shows what kind of a player DJK really is
Last year DJK and 12 receptions on 3rd down and he converted Every. Single. One. into a first down. No other reciever can say that – or anything close to it. In total he produced 33 first downs for the team last year. And with all that production only 2 TDs as a reciever.
Yeah, that’s a TEAM player alright.
by the_iowa_hawkeye on Sep 2, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like Clayborn on the BTN preview last night...
They asked him what would be a successful season. He said (I’m paraphrasing) that every team should start the season wanting to win a championship and if you’re not playing to win a championship you don’t really have any goals.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Aug 27, 2010 8:46 AM CDT reply actions
You know what they say....
2nd place is 1st place loser FTW
by Hawkeye Vince on Aug 27, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't you remember the time you told me "If you ain't first, you're last"?
Oh hell, son, I was high that day. That doesn’t make any sense at all. You can be second, third, fourth… hell you can even be fifth.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
very convincing
From what I have read about DJK this summer it seems that he is a Hawkeye that we can all be proud of. I can’t wait to see what he is capable of this season.
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Aug 27, 2010 8:54 AM CDT reply actions
I've never thought DJK was selfish
but he is still pretty egotistical. Lots of receivers are though.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
True
Maybe he’s not selfish … maybe. But he can be annoying to listen to. It’s like he loves listening to himself talk.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
From
what I’ve read, I think he gets easily excited. Plus, like SpanishJohnny said, he’s a WR. I think a lot of WR end up being a bit egotistical…
Big acrobatic catches for TDs, attention on national media…maybe it’s the position that attracts the more hyper, fun-loving attention seeking guys.
But the more I hear about DJK, the more I’m impressed by how much he seems to have matured. I think he understands why he is in Ferentz’s doghouse so often. Part of it’s just the way he is, so maybe there’s only so much he can change, but personally, I think he’s grown up a bit.
And thanks to the success the team’s had, he’s got the opportunity to learn the lesson that the team is what wins, and the team comes first. Had we been a mediocre team, he could have been greedier about his own accomplishments, as he might need them to go to the pros… /me shrugs
Are you saying he's uppity?
/that’s racist gif’d
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
You say it in jest
but I can’t help but think that there are those who see DJK and then hear him speak and are subconsciously thrown off by how articulate he is.
But he can be annoying to listen to. It’s like he loves listening to himself talk.
Whenever I’ve seen interviews with DJK he gives thoughtful, measured answers That his responses aren’t delivered in a machine-gun cadence, limited to a single word or littered with long, awkward strings of “um’s” and “like’s” makes him somewhat unusual in the world of athletes.
I’ll go no further as this whole topic is on the razor’s edge of politics but I just don’t consider this young man to be a loudmouth or enamored with himself.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know what you're saying
but I don’t think that is necessarily the case. He comes across as a little ego driven, but I see it as more of a healthy confidence in his abilities rather than overt cockiness. I think he definitely enjoys the spotlight and attention but he doesn’t let it get to his head and keeps his focus on the team.
by IDontUnderStanzi on Aug 27, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
When you say "ums" and "likes"--
I immediately think of Jeff Horner’s “and stuff like that.”
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Aug 27, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
hahahaaa!
Why are some people obsessed with pulling the race card? Race never occurred to me, the dude just annoys me a little bit when he talks.
Does he sound smug? Yeah. Uppity? Maybe.
Iowa WR Derrell Johnson-Koulianos — Michigan postgame
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
It was a joke.
In case you didn’t know, the “That’s Racist Gif” is kind of a “thing” on the interwebz.
Wasn’t a personal shot.
And obviously I could listen to DJK talk all day long. It’s refreshing to hear something other than “I wanna thank God and my mother for the opportunites to win the game. My coach and teammates did everything to put me in a position to perform… yadayadayada.” I hate me some sports-speak, boring, non-answer regurgitation.
Michigan postgame? Gee, he isn’t a 21 year old there who just got done with a adrenaline fueled gladiatorial game over the winningest college football program around. Wait, that’s exactly what he is there.
Whatever. Haters gonna hate I guess.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
relax
Your comment MIGHT have been a joke, but not so sure about the other cat who was uncomfortable “dancing on the razors edge” of whatever. Ha. Whatever, you pulled the card so I guess you can put it away too. Thanks.
And why can’t I be annoyed by an egotistical college WR w/o you getting all upset about it? Dang, man. I’m not hating — but I don’t think I have to join the DJK-love fest either.
And yes I totally appreciate his efforts on the field — talented, smart player — but I wasn’t commenting about that.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I understand you're just expressing your opinion...
…but you sound negative and/or butt-hurt when you post things like
“Whatever, you pulled the card so I guess you can put it away too.”in response to a joke.
Also…
“Why can’t I be annoyed by an egotistical college WR w/o you getting all upset about it?”
Because you’re wrong, that’s why. [Another joke, because opinions can’t be wrong.]
We like to have fun with each other around here. I’m trying to slap you on the back (like a brother), but it seems like you feel you’re taking it on the chin. For that I apologise. You’re entitled to your opinion.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Fair enough
Yeah, feeling slightly ganged up on, but mostly I don’t mind having the contrarian opinion.
Thanks for the words.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
"The other cat"
Being Kyle McCann’t, por supuesto. Derrell Johnson-Koulianos may be the most eloquent person I’ve heard on this team. He seems like an intelligent fellow. In fact, he doesn’t belong. Why the hell didn’t he go to Northwestern? What’s your deal, DJK? Trying to show the rest of the team up? Dammit, I’m shutting down your Goddamn Twitter. Er….right, never mind.
You see what I did there? Yeeeaaaaaahhhh.
I'm not sure why you link to the Michigan postgame as an example of being "smug" and "uppity"
In that clip, he praises his position coach, praises his quarterback, and briefly makes a joke about some of the articles that had been written about him, only after those were referenced in a question. That would be a clip I’d use to argue that he’s a good teammate and gives thoughtful answers when interviewed, not to argue that he’s selfish or loves to hear himself talk.
OK. Reasonable minds can differ.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, and I never said he was selfish.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Uhhh....
Maybe he’s not selfish … maybe.
Granted, you’re not saying HEY HE’S SELFISH. But, you’re certainly not suggesting otherwise.
Nope
Go back and reread it. I didn’t call him that, I was making a point about WR stats and what they DON’T tell us about someone’s personality.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
He does have a HUGE ego
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Aug 27, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Gee, that's right.
But there are subtle differences between the words smug, uppity and selfish. And I think I chose my words carefully.
To me, saying he is selfish would be more likely to imply that he is a selfish PLAYER. Which I don’t agree with. But I would say he comes across as smug and/or uppity off the field.
I’m staring to get the idea that you people (not meant to be racist, fyi) don’t like anyone that disagrees with the crowd here.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to agree with SallyMason that I interpreted
Maybe he’s not selfish … maybe.
as you thinking he probably is selfish. You may have chosen your words carefully, but they apparently gave us the wrong impression.
Personally, even though I don’t post in the comments that often, I like when there’s disagreement. It leads to better discussions. You have every right to your opinion, and I can see why some people might agree with you, even though I don’t. My only question was why you chose that particular clip to illustrate your point. I still don’t see any smugness in the Michigan postgame. (Unless you’re referring to when the writer asked a leading question about the articles which had been written about him, in which case I thought DJK did a good job of using humor to diffuse the situation.) If you want examples of him being smug, I would have gone with the Ohio State or Minnesota postgame clips. (Although, in my opinion, he’s being more boastful about the team than about himself.)
Yeah, my opinion has been formed over time
And maybe that Mich video wasn’t the best example to illustrate it to you all. But I just know the dude comes across as smug to me. What else can I say?
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Interestingly
the one time I ran into DJK downtown last year I gave him a shout out, and all he said was “Tyler Mother-fuckin Sash, Baby!” and kept talking him up like crazy, which was awesome and hilarious. So yea… take that for what it’s worth.
by IDontUnderStanzi on Aug 27, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
If I had seen this
My opinion might be different. Maybe.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
"Over time"
DJK has also done some growing over that same amount of time. He isn’t the 18 year old freshman that he used to be.
I might eventually agree with you, but I want to know what lead you to that opinion (I saw your comment above that you also hope he has a burst out year, so I know you don’t hate the guy… I get that you just get a feeling, I’m just questioning the accuracy of that feeling because I don’t understand where it comes from).
You seem to enjoy dialog with Hawk fans, otherwise you’d be on the message boards. I like dialog too.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You're questioning the accuracy of my feeling?
Lol
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I'm asking for examples.
What did he say that made you think “that man is smug”? Was it the WAY he said it? If so, examples. I want to see your side of it so I can make my own determination, but you keep bottling it up.
I can’t see your side of things if you don’t show me what you’re talking about.
See, I have this theory that a lot of people came to the conclusion that DJK must have an attitude problem or something because the press (PHarty) keep putting him in the doghouse without really knowing what’s going on themselves. “Over time” they can’t even put their finger on what they don’t like, because it doesn’t really exist. It’s a figment of the local press’ imagination/laziness. They didn’t get information, so they made it about DJK.
So, please, prove me wrong and point to a moment of dickishness from Hell-rell, a time when he was snide, etc. Please.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think that's an unreasonable theory. At all.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Aug 27, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's pull it back...
…Jim Rome loves to hear himself talk. DJK? Just articulate.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Jim Rome gets paid to talk
And he’s annoying too.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
So then is anyone who likes to talk
inherently annoying to listen to for you? No matter how articulate or well thought out? Just asking because it seems like you would rather listen to Reiff’s interview than DJK’s. One word answer I consider boring.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 27, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
:-|
Er … I don’t even know what you’re trying to say here.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I was trying to ask if there was any athlete that you actually enjoyed listening to
that didn’t enjoy giving an interview? Give an example of a good athlete interview
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 27, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Like I’m going to go hunt down a video clip and post it so you can analyse it to death? As if I’m not getting ass-pounded enough on this thread. Lol.
Although I’m tempted to bite and say something about how I appreciate listening to Tiger Woods … or how that Iverson “practice” rant is possibly the best sports interview/presser ever.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Look, man,
it’s not that you disagree with others in this thread that has you on the defensive it’s that you seem incapable of seeing how a number of people have taken something you’ve written and drawn conclusions from that. It doesn’t mean that you meant to insinuate something unsavory but that you seem unable to understand how anyone could have arrived at that conclusion is what is making you sound obtuse.
You’re probably a nice guy. Try interacting a bit more and you’ll find that a)people disagree all the time over here and b)that they all (mostly) like one another.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
PEOPLE DON'T DISAGREE HERE MCCANN'T
You’d better fall in line, guy.
by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
a number of people have taken something you’ve written and drawn conclusions from that.
I totally understand that people are drawing conclusions. The thing is I don’t really care because I haven’t said ANYTHING legitimately unsavory. Maybe some people here are bringing their own baggage to the table?
Like I said — how can I prove that someone’s personality annoys me? I don’t think I can.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Look, man (2)
I think the real issue here is that everyone was pumped up about DJK’s facebook post and I came in here and pissed on the campfire a little bit. Didn’t really mean to play that role. But now I know — got to be 100% positive about Iowa in here all the time.
I recall getting ripped in here way back during the basketball season too. I mentioned how Lil John was no where near Big Ten or D1 player material. Oops. Y’all didn’t like that either. But it was true.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
"But now I know — got to be 100% positive about Iowa in here all the time."
Hey guy: fuck you.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
Look, your problem is that you assumed you were being attacked.
No one cares that you’re not “100% positive about Iowa” However, personal attacks on players isn’t going to get you anywhere.
by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
how was anything i said a personal attack?
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, my mistake.
Calling out players by name isn’t personal. You’re right.
by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Nothing personal
It’s not the word personal that I have an issue with. You say I’m attacking him? Come on. Really?
I offered up an opinion about how I feel about the dude’s on-camera smugness or whatever. Calling anything I said an “attack” is going WAY over the top.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck it
It’s Friday. I’m going to go home, have 16 beers and possibly cancel my account … after I piss myself.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You live in Wisconsin?
You’re right though. The problem was your attitude from the start. Right off the bat you came off as having an axe to grind. As being a Negative Nancy or a Debbie Downer (I’m being nice here), and it just seemed unwarranted in this instance. DJK puts out something that’s inspirational and positive and all you seemed to have for it was “whatever, never liked the guy cause he’s all talk” (that’s how it felt). Dogging on Lil John also wasn’t a big deal. It’s about how you did it (I remember that because everyone else was saying that he was D-III also… it was just HOW you said it).
Enjoy your beers, come back and just read a while, get a feel for the comments on this site and contribute something. Cheers.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I have read here for a while
There’s a bit of an “exclusivity feel” to it. And it seems cliquish. And there are a shitload of passive aggressive comments and stuff.
And there are some very good articles too.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I think of it as a community
There are inside jokes and comments that are directed towards specific people. It takes a while to get into the flow of things but once you start to know specific people and jokes it becomes easy to fit in as long as you are respectful and can backup your opinions.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 27, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Everybody’s fault but yours that you can’t get along with anyone here.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
Didn't say that at all
What’s wrong, feeback not allowed here?
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Quit trying to pick fights. Seriously.
There are so many other Iowa sites on the internet with like-minded assholes where you’d feel much more welcome.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Aug 28, 2010 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I went to HS in Wisconsin.
It’s where I learned to imbibe.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
I find Iowa fans to be pretty open about the strengths and weaknesses of our teams here. I was here during basketball season too and pretty much no one defended Lil John having that much playing time or was that talented. Maybe its your tone or the fact that it seems like all it takes is one comment to put you on the defensive that is getting this reaction. Maybe its the fact that you aren’t able to separate serious comments from sarcasm. Maybe you’re just a little bit smug… maybe.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 27, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
OK. Now you're just being a douche.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
And what would you call this?
“But now I know — got to be 100% positive about Iowa in here all the time.”
and
“Oops. Y’all didn’t like that either. But it was true.”
I was asking questions and trying to understand where your opinion came from before your last post when you were a douche. If you’re going to try to paint all the BHGP commenters as blind homers who can’t have a civil discussion and disagree while being a douche, I’ll feel fine being a douche to you while pointing out the fact that you took many comments as serious when they were intended as jokes
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 27, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
See, now I can't joke around because I'm "that guy"
Some of my comments have been a bit douche-like, I’ll give you that. But I’ve been the recipient of some passive aggressive doozeys today as well.
Definitely feel like I’m being run out of here because I said a certain someone is a little annoying. Come on.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Joke all you want
All I was wondering is who you considered to be a good interview for a college athlete. I really don’t care if you find DJK annoying or not. That’s your personal opinion. I just requested an example so I could understand your opinion. Some people think that TO is a great interview. I completely disagree with that but its all about personal taste.
I disagree with a lot of opinions from individuals on here about players, teams and coaches but I have yet to find a blog with a more knowledgeable or considerate fanbase when you make a reasoned argument. People on here tend to defend players and coaches from whatever they view as any unnecessarily personal attacks to try to head off anything worthy of a banhammer and out of a sense of class. I think some people took what you said as an attack on DJK’s character. That’s where the disagreement came from
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 27, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Bizryter fine
He is a Hawk fan. I have a few die hard Hawkeyes who are not so high on DJK but love McNutt. It bothers me they don’t like DJK like I do and have asked them to explain it and they cannot. Just like Bizryter. Those same guys go nuts when DJK converts a big 1st down or runs one back a la OSU. Its all good fellas! DJK is on pace to have the records at WR, and that my friends is something you cannot argue about.
GO HAWKS!
Who invited Switzerland?
[MSPHawkeye is actually Jimmy Carter- – the hostage negotiator Carter, not the political one.]
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not trying to rip into you or anything
and I doubt anyone else is trying to. We disagree on DJK and now I’m trying to figure out what interview you would consider to be articulate, well informed and thought out, confident and entertaining all at the same time. That is what DJK is to a lot of people and it is extremely rare to find that. I don’t agree with your opinion and I honestly don’t care if you like listening to DJK or not. I’m trying to figure out what you like in an interview.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 27, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Also ...
I can’t freakin’ STAND listening to Tim Tebow.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS.
Tony Kornheiser used to have a “no athletes” policy on his radio show because, by and large, they are terrible interviews. Many of them cannot speak in complete sentences and those who do often times speak in cliche or talk without saying anything.
If you’re interpreting confidence and articulation as “smugness” then, yes, I guess Johnson-Koulianos is “smug”. I do think he doesn’t know when it’s wise to keep his mouth shut if for no other reason than his coaches obviously have a problem with it and Iowa is a better team when DJK is on the field. But for you to have formed this opinion over time with interview after interview where this kid comes across as smart and composed is just weird.
Doug Gottlieb once went on a rant on ESPN Radio about Bryant Gumbel because Gumbel had used the word “paucity” in a piece for the NFL Network. Gottlieb was outraged that Gumbel would display such “arrogance” by using a word that Gottlieb (and by extension, he presumed his audience) didn’t know the meaning of without looking it up. In the end, Gottlieb looked the fool for being outraged that Gumbel knew something he didn’t. Either you’re bothered that DJK is a better public speaker than you or you don’t think he should be. But maybe I shouldn’t be inferring anything from that…maybe.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Please, no.
And don’t you call me Chris one more time.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't even have to hit the link and knew that this was one of my favorite Jim Rome highlights...
…hit the link anyway, just to see Rome-y get his.
The smirk on JR’s face right before he gets it… priceless.
Smirk to Oh Shit in two seconds.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
Either you’re bothered that DJK is a better public speaker than you or you don’t think he should be. But maybe I shouldn’t be inferring anything from that…maybe.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 27, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm definitely not a great public speaker
My guess is most people might say I’m a little on the boring side. Probably a little monotone. But I’m not sure how this has anything to do with DJK being annoying (to only me an no one else on the earth, apparently).
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I think your assumptions about me are far more weird than me being annoyed by DJK
It’s difficult for me to prove to you that he’s annoying to me. You listen to him and hear confidence and articulation. I hear smugness and a little bit of bullshit. WTF else can I say?
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Threadjacking...
…Hey McCann’t, what do you think of Shiner beer (bock, blonde, hefeweisen, etc.)? I got their Family Reunion muti-pack. Curious what your thoughts on it are.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I could go for a Shiner right now
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I spend a fair amount of time in South Texas for work...
…and I just can’t seem to develop an appreciation for Shiner.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Aug 27, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That's because you have decent taste.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he likes Hamm's out of the can
but you would never stoop to inferring something based on an incomplete thought.
@Eyeheart, I think of Shiner much like Lienie’s; large-ish regional brewer that makes beer a bit better than than the macros (although Lienie’s was bought by Miller a little while back) at an affordable price that is neither offensive nor particularly great. I think it’s pretty much public record that I like “good” beer but people should just drink what makes them happy and not worry what judgmental assholes think.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
You can do a lot worse than Lienie's..
it might be the best inexpensive beer in the Midwest.
but it is all about personal taste.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Leinie's!
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Aug 27, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what I'm saying.
I thank Lienie’s for getting me into better beer in the first place, just like Guinness. I never drink either these days but that doesn’t make them bad, just not my preference.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would love to be more of a beer snob,
and indeed I used to be more of one, but my pocketbook (it’s actually just a billfold) and my nearly-mid-30s waistline all but forbid it. So, I buy MGD 64 almost exclusively. It’s by no means anything special, but it gets me by. It’s good for an every day beer.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Aug 27, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
You let me know when you're good for a night out.
You live very near to where I work and while I also have very little in the way of disposable income I know the right bartenders (read: I don’t pay) at the right places (read: yummy). Seriously, we’ll talk about what a douchebag I am and have all sorts of fun.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2010 2:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Well I know who to email before my next trip into Chicago...
talking about what a douchebag you are? Can’t wait.
by The Mexican't on Aug 28, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Why wait?
Go ahead, I’ll web-fight you.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm probably significantly douchier.
Especially considering I’m afraid of beer.
by The Mexican't on Aug 28, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yo McCann't
What are your feelings towards Abita?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 28, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate Abita because it raped my dog.
Again, who cares what I think? I like comic books, hate The Doors and don’t even have cable. Still want my opinion on things?
Honestly, I never loved Purple Haze and Turbo Dog always struck me as not being able to figure out if it is a brown ale or a stout. The Restoration was nice (and for a great cause) and I have noticed that they’re expanding their offerings somewhat as of late.
Still, I give Abita a ton of credit as a pioneering brewery in the country’s least-hospitable region for craft brewing (although this is rapidly changing; thank you [no joke] Alabama and South Carolina). They (and Dixie Brewing Co.) were laying the groundwork for raising people’s expectations for beer in that part of the country long before anyone else. For that they should be proud.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 29, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll be honest, I've only tried the Strawberry Abita - and thought it was pretty good!
I still want to try the other offerings from Abita, if only to say that I tried them and so I can say without a doubt whether I like it or not. Yes, you’re right, Louisiana was definitely not the easiest place to have a craft brewery.
I feel like we need to have another beer thread (ya know, just in time for the season… and no I’m not talking about YFDI on Maize n Brew. Come on. Get it on the BHGP proper.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 29, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Until Jacobi or Vint ask me to (because they're so hard up for content)
I’ll be keeping my beer threads limited to Maize N Brew…and it’s not like we’re not all welcome over there. Any YFDI post is a perfect place to start a thread on whatever beer you’d like; I’ll always answer. Or just email me. Whatever.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 30, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
"hard up for content"
Is it wrong that I took that a different way at first?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the Shiner/Leinie's comparison is dead on.
What’s surprising is that there are some large-ish non-craft brews that I really like and some that I don’t. I like Leinie’s original (although I really don’t like the variants of Leinies save for the occasional Honey Weiss). I like Grain Belt too. I don’t drink them often, but they’re both good on occasion and I like them much better than Miller or Bud products.
I also think that the description of the caramel-y finish for Shiner Bock is a good one. I’m not much of a sweets person, which may be why I don’t really like Shiner.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Aug 30, 2010 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
No, I agree, I like what I like...
…but I figured that with your seeming knowledge of the different stuff you might be able to direct me toward flavorful stuff and away from warm piss.
Without having as refined taste as the Maize&Brewmaster I’ll say Shiners Hefe wasn’t anything to write home about. Their blonde was a good blonde “high-mid average” (a step below “lower-mid good”). Their light actually knocked my socks off as far as light beer goes. Very flavorful (like a full bodied light beer). Budweiser isn’t my favorite, but their light was like a not-quite-as-flavorful Bud heavy (though the flavor was less “punch you in the mouth” than Bud heavy). I have zero points of reference for their black beer, but it was good with some nice aroma and good aftertaste.
That’s what I got from it. I’m thinking a lot more about the tastes since reading your stuff and the bible that The Director posted a while back. Thanks. I’ll keep at it.
If, in the future I ask you about a beer, it’s only for your opinion (not your permission) so don’t be afraid to tell me somethings great or terrible (just tell me why you think so- – that is, if you feel like it).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 30, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Grain Belt
Most people make fun of it, but I definitely tolerate it.
I’ve tried one bottle of something called “Grain Belt Nordeast.” It is kind of weird, tastes like it has salt and pepper in it.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 30, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Shiner Bock
is an underrated summer beer. For a dark beer, it’s awfully light tasting and has a hint of sweetness at the end (caramel?) that really goes well with a summer’s evening.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yes, I like Shiner as well.
Nothing Earth-shattering, but good.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Aug 27, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
I don’t usually love dark beers (I just tolerate some of them). But I’ve had Shiner Bock off the tap, and you could do a lot worse.
Also, they have a tap handle that has a goat on the top of it. And this reminds me of a discussion from a fun high school English class I was in. So that is an added bonus for me.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
That ain't no goat
It’s a Bighorn Mountain Sheep. Which is odd since they’re in Tejas and the Desert Bighorn is a more obvious choice.
/nerd’d
Yes.
I should have known that, what with the big horns and all.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 29, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
And, at the end of the day, people should drink what they like. Beer snobs (and I’m not speaking of anyone here, just generally) are no better than wine snobs. Drink what you enjoy. I appreciate people like Mas Casa who know a lot more about beer than I for writing his weekly column, it gives me some insight and occasionally something to try. That is a good “beer snob”, one who is not snobby at all. The annoying or bad beer snob is the one who turns up his nose at you if you express a fondness for any beer that can’t be found in two tiny stores in southwest Ohio.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Southwest Ohio?
That’s not beer. That’s mule whizz and fertilizer runoff.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Just a random place
Was going to say “southwest Wisconsin” but that sounded like too much of a dig at Morehouse (which is the opposite of what I wanted to do).
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Actually Southwest Ohio
has some of the very best beer distribution in the Midwest. They were getting California heavy-weights Stone and Alesmith long before anyone else in the region was. If you’re ever unfortunate enough to be in the Cincinnati area, try and garner some enjoyment from the trip by stopping at Jungle Jim’s; it’s kind of a cross between Cost Plus World Market and Binny’s…but with better beer than either.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2010 2:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Dammit!
Don’t step on my Ohio hate with your well-informed opinions!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 28, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Morehouse writes a beer column?
Is this on his website. I can’t believe I never knew (and I’m being serious here).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 30, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, there are two schools of "beer snob".
There are those who use their knowledge and experience with craft beer as a way to feel superior to others and there are those who are passionate about great beer and want to share it with others so that they can enjoy it and spread the word as well. I certainly hope I fall into the second category.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I tend to denigrate beer snobs.
But you are almost always trying to inform. Keep up the good work!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
'zackly.
What if it had it been say… John Clayton or I dunno, Bob Costas who used “paucity.” Would Gottlieb still have taken issue with that?
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Aug 27, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Gottlieb was just trying to deflect attention
from getting caught trying to steal Gumbel’s credit cards.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Aug 27, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had so wanted to go there.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2010 3:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Jim Rome gets paid to talk and then spends half of his time NOT TALKING.
I fucking hate the dead-air show that is his time slot.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
The radio show is...
really funny about 5 to 10% of the time, and tolerable about 40 to 50% of the time. But some days, it is pretty brutal.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Rome is good background noise
for a long car trip. Most of the time, it is worthless white-noise, but occasionally has something interesting, perfect for when your attention is elsewhere. My problem with Rome is that he is a complete jock-sniffing kiss-up. He’s of the “former athelete” type – as opposed to the Colin Cowherd former equipment manager suck-up – who’s constantly trying to prove he’s still lord of the high school hallway and is thus an “alpha male”, they kind of guy who thinks because he played D-II sports he is kindred spirits with all-pro NFLers. Basically, Homer Simpson from “Homer Goes to College” without the sense of self-awareness.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Did Rome play at UCSB?
I didn’t know that.
But yes, the other things you said is pretty right.
Once in a great while, his show makes me laugh. And there isn’t much good on at 3:30 in the afternoon, so I watch his TV show.
And I hate Colin Cowherd. If you put Cowherd in a deathmatch against Usama Bin Laden, I will grab a folding chair and swing at Cowherd.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure if Rome
played any sports in college, just that he gives off the former-athlete-trying-to-hang-onto the glory years vibe.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
If Rome is good background noise for a car trip
then your muffler scraping against the pavement is great background noise. There’s a special place in Hell for Jim Rome; hopefully he’ll be burning for a long time.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2010 2:23 AM CDT up reply actions
His show is an argument for why he should only do one day a week...
…instead of all five(/seven?). He only has enough material to fill two days worth of airtime (hence all of the pausing), and only enough good material for one day.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 30, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Biz, you seem to be digging for reasons to dislike the guy.
Don’t confuse intelligence with conceit. DJK is the smartest and most humorous interview on the team. He may give more than the prescribed “Ferentz speak” responses that have become so cloyingly familiar. The reporters love him and make a big thing of his interviews mainly because they get so little worth printing from anyone else.
the trailer hitch scrotum was my idea
I can agree with pretty much all of that. Don't doubt the press love his sound bites.
But that doesn’t mean I have to sit back and pretend to enjoy listening to him pontificate.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
How many plays has DJK been on the field for over the course of his Hawkeye career?
And how many times has he been thrown to? Every time he doesn’t get the pass he is out there occupying a tackler, running a route to open space on the field, downfield blocking. How many receivers has Stanzi and JC6 had available to throw to?
Starting receivers are in on nearly every play, and in our system they don’t often get the ball. How do you get the ball during any of the handfull of plays that are passes? By setting yourself apart. By being visible.
DJK is not selfish for wanting to be the one receiving those passes. He is a weapon for the team, and he wants to be useful, just like any other player. Now, maybe the coaches were trying to get him to go full steam all the time (it’s a better decoy if he isn’t getting the ball) and maybe he held back at times to save energy or because he didn’t understand, but I’ve almost always seen him be effective away from the ball. Those who have called him selfish (or whatever) because they make assumptions about why he’s “in the doghouse”- – well, they just don’t seem to understand the nuance of the position, and just how effective DJK has been over the years.
Maybe this year he’s taking it to the next level. Not necessarily a needed, but definitely a welcome change.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
That's huge in our system
It’s not like he’s a Randy Moss style player, who can come up huge, but tended to take off plays when he knows the ball isn’t coming his way. Between blocking and drawing coverage away from the other WRs and TEs, the job he does when not catching the ball is frequently as valuable as it is when the ball is coming to him.
I can’t wait for the season!
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 27, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Great point, Eyeheart . . .
Watching the Orange Bowl replay last night, DJK was out in front blocking hard on Moeaki’s long gainer down the right side on the first touchdown drive.
Fans don’t often see all the little things guys do. I also forgot that DJK was injured for most of the second half in the OB as well. He looked so sad on the sideline!
Watching the Hawks' BTN special ...
McNutt just caught a touchdown pass and did this kind of dance in the endzone. Aren’t most WRs that way?
Just by reading body language and whoops and hollers on big plays I would say that the rest of the team is totally cool with DJK and McNutt. But for whatever reason, that position requires special care and handling.
By the way, saw some clips of the the Polish Hat and OH MY GOD! HE LOOKS LIKE A MAN AMONG BOYS OUT THERE!!!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2010 10:51 AM CDT reply actions
I saw that
WRs tend to be that type of person. They’re the ones who get to make those sweet catches for touchdowns and what have you.
But then again, when you’ve just made a sweet play and battled your way to the endzone, anybody’s going to be a bit cocky about it. Nothing wrong with a little showboating. Usually it results in a certain “look” or more accurately, a stare at the crowd or the sidelines. Almost like a “did you see that? Yeah…that just happened.” kind of attitude.
Slate did an article a few years back
About why WRs were the prima donnas. The thrust of it was because they have to be: on and offense the WR is physically separated from the rest of the team plus, unlike a QB or running back, when a WR gets the ball, he is almost always having to fight off a defender to get posession (unlike a QB with the snap and the RB with most handoffs). To be effective at WR, the WR has to WANT that ball and believe it is his to go out, that no one else but he has a right to that ball. That in-play selfishness can often bubble over in off the field behavior and attitude.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That's what I was saying above...
…even off the field, a receiver has to prove to their coaches that they are the one to throw to next game. When you have a stable of receivers it’s not always the on-the-field playing that sets you apart.
Granted some take it too far, and that can be distracting, so it’s a fine line, but I don’t think anyone on the Hawkeye team is anywhere near Ochocinco or Moss level.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget TO
This year in Cincy is going to be very interesting
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 27, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
TO won't let anyone forget TO.
He’s a perfect example of taking it too far.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
"What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!"
Love it or leave it. USA #1.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That dance
He’s just practicing. Players’ TD dances don’t come naturally, after all.
You see what I did there? Yeeeaaaaaahhhh.
OK....
I’m a PSU guy….. through and through… I come over here because you guys are generally decent, smart folks….. even though you seem to have our number (which I totally hate you for)…..
and I would never root for Iowa, ever…. well until I read DJK’s facebook post…. and now…. now I wanna paint my face gold and black and scream like a lunatic for Stanzi, Claybourne, and the rest.
Im sure it will wear off…. I’m calming down a bit…
Good Luck with the season folks….. and DON"T EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN!! ;)
The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
Joe Paterno
Kind of but not totally surprised by this
I live in PA. And people here don’t hate the Hawks as much as you think they would — given recent events.
I have a yellow tiger hawk decal on the back of my black truck and my vehicle has yet to be vandalized. As far as I know.
That's what she said.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
As far as you know?
Methinks you might notice a wee bit of pee in your gas tank once your car failed to start. Or spraypaint on the windshield. Yeah, you’d notice that too.
You see what I did there? Yeeeaaaaaahhhh.
When you consider DJK's childhood
living in the projects and on the street before his adoption; it is amazing what a thoughtful and articulate young man he is. My mancrush and favorite Hawkeye, K2, came from much more advantaged roots and has nowhere close to DJK’s communication acumen. I could easily see Derrell behind the mike once his playing days are over; perhaps on the BTN.
the trailer hitch scrotum was my idea
Yep.
For him to have survived what he did as a kid, he had to have some inner strength. It is not always the quiet inner strength like Michael Oher’s character in Blind Side.
DJK has/will have put up enough stats in his career that he should be respected for that. Personally, from just the media’s portrayal alone, I can see why he would seem uppity, or ego-maniacal, or even a bit selfish. But, after hearing his comments on those videos after some of last year’s games, I don’t really care. There is enough good in him that I’m confident he is not Kahlil Hill v.2.
Also, I think he has kept himself on the right side of the law for his Iowa career, which is a lot more than you can say for about 30 or 35 guys over the last 5 years.
Go DJK! Go Hawks!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2010 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus fucking Christ, we need some goddamn football to watch.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think everyone's emotions are running a little high with one week to go...
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 27, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you Ross, I'm sick of your shit.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Aug 27, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
/sarcasm font’d, of course
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Aug 27, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe we all need
a vacation from each other
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Are we about to break up?
I can change.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 27, 2010 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I have been seeing EDSBS...
but I was under the impression this was an “open” relationship.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's open with conditions.
If we find out you’ve been hanging out with Clone Chronicles or (worse) Lake the Posts, we might need to re-evaluate our relationship. And by “re-evaluate our relationship” I mean “get Jacobi’s banhammer out.”
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If I'm gonna cheat ..
it’s gonna happen in SECLand.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Just looking for a quickie?
that speed and all, you know.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 27, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Does it count if you just look and gloat?
Kinda like when you run into an ex that was a bitch and you watch her walk away laughing inside because she’s fat and married to a loser?
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Aug 27, 2010 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Lurking is allowed
Just don’t get caught
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Do people actually read Clone Chronicles?
That place is a ghost town. Even the blogger hates being there.
by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
They haven't even started losing games yet.
And I would have thought they’d be excited about the team of Ex-Big 10 Delinquents that The Mayor is assembling in Ames.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I checked it out just to collect some news and harass some State fans at work.
The post at the top of the page was the writer asking for someone to bail him out. Granted, he said his time is being spent coaching kids, but I prefer to ignore reasons and stick to flinging shit.
I’m really excited about the potential for absolute Cyclone meltdown next Friday, though.
by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Clone Chronicles is a ghost town...
but I’d take a mildly-competent ghost town over that schlock they spew at “Wide Right and Natty Light” or the batshit hypocrisy that I’ve been told they have at CycloneNation.
They want to act like they have good fans, but I knew they were in trouble as a fanbase when their representative on the Mediacom “State of the Nations” show was Steve Deace. That guy is an absolute piece of sh!t.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
You're such a slut
Sure it’s “open” but that doesn’t mean you go out and sleep with every sports site the comes along!! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!!!!!!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Oh, well, I've also been seeing EDSBS...
…so I’d say Spencer has some splainin to do.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 30, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I was starting to miss you guys this week
With school somehow demanding my time at too high of a level for the first week. But it actually helped the week fly by and all of a sudden those 14 days turned into 8. That and I was somehow able to miss/not get involved in interwebz drama.
by PackerHawk on Aug 27, 2010 6:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That actually ruined it for me.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I totally pussed out.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Aug 27, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea, I'm gonna go out and
second that. I’ve been having flashes of rick-sixes and paki-bombs randomly flickering in my orbitals (the ones in my head). It’s keeping me all on edge and agitated. I just need this season to get started already.
by IDontUnderStanzi on Aug 27, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
See if I said this
Someone would say I’m personally attacking a poor, hepless college kid.
by Bizryter on Aug 27, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Now now
Don’t be bitter. I’LL BE NICE TO YOU, I SWEAR!!!
/guilt trip’d
You see what I did there? Yeeeaaaaaahhhh.
Though, yeah, might want to not say anything controversial for awhile.
You see what I did there? Yeeeaaaaaahhhh.
This thread is ridiculous.
Instead of posting about….something regarding something racism failed jokes…. you should all post about DJK’s awesome abilities and representation of the Iowa program while listening to this.
Personally, I think the progress DJK has made is amazing.
DJK started out as a head. He attached himself to shoulders and assisted them.

Above: He was with Joe Paterno from the beginning. Here, he tells Joe to pass on third down and goal. Joe kicks the field goal instead.

Above: He even helped out future Country-Western superstar Waylon Jennings!
Today, DJK is an integral part of American society.
When not driving M1 tanks…

He is hard at work with Midwestern farmers…

“Yep, this field corn is ready, guys!”
Turn your crank to Frank!
Red xs of course.
I worked for like five minutes on those pictures.
Turn your crank to Frank!
by ReadingRambler on Aug 27, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Try again
In order:

Turn your crank to Frank!
by ReadingRambler on Aug 27, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice work, sir.
Thanks for putting us back on topic.
by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the only blog on the interwebz
where that would be anywhere near any topic… and I love it
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 27, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Should have been a corn hat being harvested by that combine.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Bravo.
Although the tank one makes me think we should move him to DT.
And the combine one is frightening and confusing.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
DJK
He’s been one of the most mature players I’ve covered in my 12 years.
That’s from my perspective, though. Every interview I’ve had with him has been wildly interesting and he has a deeper perspective than a lot of adults I know.
The hard part is this, he’s in the arena, where emotions don’t always translate to what a coach wants to hear from his players.
DJK’s emotions have always been honest and from the heart. I respect that. He’s a smart guy with player’s perspective. Not just a “player,” but an achiever’s perspective. He wants the ball. He wants to be the guy.
I think that’s great. I think that’s a guy you need to have on your team.
I’ve never played up the DJK vs. KF storyline. I’ve instead tried to keep my entries with DJK on what he’s saying and his football.
His football is outstanding, BTW.
Anyway, go ahead and call me a kiss ass. I respect players with perspective and who can express themselves. And, oh yeah, players who’ve done it on the field. Make no mistake, DJK has done it.
"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."
by MarcMorehouse on Aug 27, 2010 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Great points Marc.
Don’t get me wrong; your no Pat Harty, but this was a stellar analysis.
the trailer hitch scrotum was my idea
this was a stellar analysis.
That’s why he’s not Pat Harty.
Amiright?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait . . .
A boy can aspire, right?
"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."
by MarcMorehouse on Aug 27, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
No offense to any newspaperman with the last name Harty,
But I’m sure you can choose someone else to aspire to.
BTW, excellent work over at the Gazoo! I sure appreciate the info you put on there, especially with me being so far away from Big 10 land. Currently, I’m in SEC/Big 12 land… it sucks.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 28, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
This
That’s from my perspective, though. Every interview I’ve had with him has been wildly interesting and he has a deeper perspective than a lot of adults I know.
The hard part is this, he’s in the arena, where emotions don’t always translate to what a coach wants to hear from his players.
DJK’s emotions have always been honest and from the heart. I respect that. He’s a smart guy with player’s perspective. Not just a "player," but an achiever’s perspective. He wants the ball. He wants to be the guy.
You summed up, in just a couple of sentences, what I couldn’t hope to convey in many paragraphs when it comes to DJK. Granted my viewpoint is from the outside looking in via your and others’ reporting, but I’ve always been struck by DJK’s honesty and forthrightness in his answers/interviews. He believes in himself, and that to some that comes across as egotistical, but I’ve found his honesty refreshing: he self-confidence isn’t the “I’m better than you and I’ll tell you all the time” variety, but just seems to be a steadfast belief that he can get the job done and a willingness to take on the responsibility to make the play when it is needed. That’s both healthy and honest, false humility for its own sake isn’t a virtue either and my impression of DJK has always been that he is honest, and more importantly, incredibly self-aware. He seems to have a self-awareness that is rare in people twice his age, let alone a college kid.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
An open letter to Bizryter...
I have had some of the same feelings you noted above, about this place being a bit cliquish at times, about being crapped on by everyone at once, etc.
Basically, I’m advising you to stick with this place. Because it is usually fun.
If you’re anything like me, sometimes what you post won’t be “cool,” and sometimes might not be factually correct. And other commentors will call you out on it. But this is basically an online message board, and you can’t let it bother you that much. People are going to make comments in jest or in a humorous anger, and since we only have the text, it can get weird. Just know that there are plenty of people who don’t hate you, maybe take a 48 hour break, and come back and keep moving forward.
If you give it time, and if you make enough points or jokes that others enjoy, they will accept you. Just stay away from politics and outright harrassment, and everything will be OK.
Personally, I thought your comments weren’t that terrible today. But a few people kind of ganged up on you. That happens here. Those same people also make comments that will make you think or laugh later on.
We are all people here, and we all will get a bit ornery at times. But hopefully, we can all be nice a good chunk of the time (especially after Hawkeye wins).
/end Dr. Phil – like rant.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
If I may add......

Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we’re expecting you
Love, life’s sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
the trailer hitch scrotum was my idea
I'm sorry, I don't get it. And yes, I am dense.
I am just young enough that I didn’t watch any LoveBoat.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Then I guess "Love American Style" is out
BHGP is just Like Love Boat. There is Captain Stuebing (the admins), Gopher the anylitical schemer, Issac the fun loving good-time guy, Doc the understanding one full of lifelong wisdom and Julie the enthusiastic optimist. Throw in a long list of visiting guesst who appear every now and then to add color and varied perspective. It’s just a nutty big dysfunctional family with great tans.
You may not get it but DJK does.

the trailer hitch scrotum was my idea
by Kluginator on Aug 28, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Next up for BHGP-pop culture comparisons to late 70s early 80s shows
TJ Hooker
The Brady Bunch (key question: who is Cousin Oliver, the arrival of whom was unequivocal proof that the show had jumped the shark)
Code Red (a personal favorite as a kid)
Simon & Simon
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Where is McMillan & Wife?!?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2010 2:25 AM CDT up reply actions
No "Riptide?"
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Aug 28, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Riptide...
is a show that I remembered seeing when I was about 6 years old, but it was gone so fast, that I don’t remember very much.
And I absolutely love the theme song to Simon & Simon. How can you not have fun just watching the into to this show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDhz_mVcVCQ
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 28, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
"into" should be "intro"
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 28, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Just found this...
old TV show. I don’t remember it, but it looks like the most cheezy Knight Rider rip-off I’ve ever witnessed.
Street Hawk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCItnKrXvMM
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 28, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
"Don't backflip the bike!"
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi
by The Bacon Explosion on Aug 28, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Au contraire
Street Hawk was AWESOME! And nothing can compete with the cheesiness of Knight Rider.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Ummm, Hello. Have you forgat about Airwolf?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
NO one could ever forget Airwolf
Greatest. Show. Ever.
I’m just shocked it hasn’t been made into a movie yet. Hell, Ernest Borgnine could even star in it, he’s still alive.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Homely people are resilient.
Guys like Dean or Hudson go early while the Borgnines and Dangerfields of the world are seemingly immortal.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 30, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hudson?
As in Rock Hudson? Because he didn’t all that early. And the reasons why he did were pretty closely related to how “pretty” he was.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Rock Hudson wasn't "old" when he died
and I’m not sure how his dying of AIDS makes my theory that good-looking people die younger (it’s very scientific, don’t you dare bother looking for holes in this argument) any less true. Maybe I should have written “Natalie Wood” instead.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Hudson was 60
Not “old”, but hardly a case of dying young.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Agreed on the movie version.
Who do you picture playing Hawke?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Aug 30, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Chazz, the good thing about you
is that you’ve continued to have a good-natured, positive attitude towards this site and those who use it even after you’ve been “called out” (and, dude, there were some open-game thread comments where you earned that in spades) because you recognize that we’re all human and capable of mistakes. I’ve certainly had my share of embarrassing moments over here. However, I’m not sure this guy shares your humility/perspective. His reactionary avatar change should be proof enough of that (although it actually manages to make him look like less of a tool than when he had a picture of himself swinging a gold club).
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2010 2:29 AM CDT up reply actions
The irony gods love me.
That would be “golf” club and not “gold” club. Sheeesh!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2010 2:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Duh
A gold club would be so impractical. But it goes great with an Armani suit and a Ferrari.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
jNW alums use gold clubs
to kill baby seals.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2010 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
…there were some open-game thread comments where you earned that in spades.
I remember making a lot of jokes in those game-threads, and some weren’t particularly funny. Also, I made one that could have been seen as anti-semitic, but again, was just trying to be funny.
There are a few things I’ve learned from posting here. One, when you disagree with someone, it is usually good to leave out the snarky-ness, because it just leads to arguments.
Two, just like life, it is good to compliment others once in awhile.
Three, don’t tangle with OPS. He will call you a swear word (sometimes deservedly), and he has the power to ban you from the site.
Maybe another thing that helps is how bad the Hawkeye basketball team was this past year. It made everyone just want to have fun, be silly, and sympathize with each other. It will be interesting to see if the possible awesome-ness of the Hawkeye football team this year will have a similar effect: that we will all be so happy it will make BHGP into one big (platonic) love-fest, or if the tension of needing to win most games will make people ready to snap at each other. Since I’m at the football games, I usually have to look back at those threads after-the-fact, so I don’t really remember what the atmosphere was like here during football games in progress.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 28, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
And about...
…swinging a gold club.
How did we have the words “swinging” and “gold club” with no Patrick Ewing reference?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 28, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Platonic?!?
What, you don’t think I’m pretty? Asshole…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 29, 2010 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Look, I just think that we're better off as friends...
/every break-up I’ve ever heard
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 29, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Gold Club
Bill Simmons is basically my hero…so I have to link to a classic Simmons story regarding Atlanta’s luxurious Gold Club. I give you:
Did you also purchase his book of basketball?
Or as we call it around these parts: hoopy-ball?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
My friend bought that book.
And seemed to enjoy it.
One of these days, when I actually have some free-reading time, I’ll probably borrow it from him.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for the explanation...
and the photoshop.
But your mere mention of Gopher has brought Fred Grandy and poloitics to the discussion, and so the banhammer is headed your way.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 28, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
He's a great receiver...
and a hell of a writer. I mean that is seriously well-written.

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