Become a Friend of the Pants and Help Iowa Touchdowns For Kids
by Patrick Vint on Aug 26, 2010 2:49 PM CDT
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PrintWant to help out Iowa Touchdowns for Kids while simultaneously looking awesome and flaunting your love for BHGP? Look no further than the Black Heart Gold Pants shop at Spreadshirt. For the rest of this football season, every dime of profit we make on our all-new Friend of the Pants t-shirts will be donated to Iowa Touchdowns for Kids. It's never felt so good to look so frumpy.
It's available in black or gold, depending on which section of Kinnick you plan on inhabiting for the Penn State game, and orders made before the end of the week should be delivered before the Eastern Illinois kickoff September 4. And if you already bought your FOTP shirt, fear not: We're donating the profits from those shirts, too.
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Any way we can get Fat Guy T-Shirts?
I need a 3X, maybe I should try a diet other than Sterzings and Templeton Rye.
Off Topic: I found a liqour distributor across the river in IL, that can guarantee me a CASE of Templeton (Six bottles) once a month, goodbye liver! (Oh and in case you were wondering, there is no way I can go through 6 bottles a month, but it’s nice to know I could if I wanted to)
One a week is a good goal to aim for.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Aug 26, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Seconded
About the shirt sizes, that is.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 26, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Ask and ye shall receive
Only available in black, though. It’s OK. It’s slimming.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Aug 26, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Patrick
I just ordered a Black FOTP 2xl shirt about 10 minutes ago. Can I change that to a 3xl after the fact? If so, how?
the trailer hitch scrotum was my idea
http://www.spreadshirt.com/help-C1328/categoryId/277/articleId/24
You’re still listed in “wait” mode, so you should be able to cancel.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Aug 26, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Its going to take a while to get used to seeing PV instead of HS
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 26, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
A good diet suggestion
I’ve heard that Slim Fast works pretty well. It’s great with Nachos.
by KinnickNorthHawk on Aug 26, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome!
Thanks Patrick (that seems odd) now if you could just get the rest of the shirts in 3X then I can have 75% of my wardrobe be Hawkeye and BHGP related.
Oh, and when I was back in Des Moines last weekend, I saw Trans-Fat Free Sterzings, say it ain’t so!
No way. He'll always be HS
Just like Adam will forever be OPS.
by imadirtyoldman on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I will call Adam Adam.
But there is no way I’m writing Patrick or whatever instead of HS. I’m saving nearly .02 seconds here.
Turn your crank to Frank!
by ReadingRambler on Aug 26, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinking about...
Oops Pow Jacobi and Hawkeye Vint.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 26, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah White Bag Sterzing's
I have to take them to my parents’ when I go to Wisconsin. While there are now Hy-Vees in Madison, they don’t carry the Trans-Fat Free ones. Not quite as good, but I’ll support my dad’s weight loss efforts however I can.
I need a matching Black & Gold man thong in 5XL. Can you help me out?
the trailer hitch scrotum was my idea
Just twist up one of the shirts...
and tie the sleeves in a knot.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 26, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Done and done...
well, not quite, but I’m totally doing it.
So are you doing stuff with SBN now too or are you able to intimidate your legal opponents by telling them you run a blog about the Hawks?
by Internet Legend on Aug 26, 2010 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
Wearin' mine tomorrow.
"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again."
by Bucketochicken on Aug 26, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
Just bought one
Would love to 2nd or 3rd or 4th motion the idea of 3x sizes on other products.
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
Not trying to change the subject
But who the fuck is Patrick Vint, and what did he do to Hawkeye State?
Done
Picked up a Proud to be an Americanzi for the gold game. Also picked up a Clayborn number 94 jersey the other day at the Hawk Shop. There will be some tough decisions when I’m supposed to wear black. The student section t-shirt will probably not be one of the choices, although they aren’t as hideous as I thought they might be.
I'm all over this.
Any chance we can coordinate a “Friend of the Pants” shirt-wearing for the jNW game?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Can we all hold hands while we drink, too?
by The Mexican't on Aug 28, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Of course not
unless someone was pouring the alcohol into our mouths for us.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in
But I’m a total follower when it comes to the color-themed days. I just think it takes the collective effervescence that is already strong in a stadium to a whole different level.
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