Tarpinian Update: Crisis Averted
by hawkstormer on Aug 21, 2010 7:07 PM CDT
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PrintToday Kirk Ferentz attended the Hawkeye Marching Band's annual picnic, where we got to ask him some questions. He gives Donahue a "slim" chance of winning the Heisman this year. I then asked him how Tarpinian's hand was doing. His lack of twitter/interweb knowledge showed when he swore that the only way I could know he was hurt was if I was: A) Living next to Tarp or B) using some sort of spy satellite or UAV to spy on practices. Coach Ferentz then confirmed that a bone in Jeff Tarpinian's hand was broken in a "freak incident" and that he had already had surgery and hoped to return to practice this week. Good news abounds.
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Glad to hear it
Johnson would’ve been a great replacement but I think Tarp won the job over him for a reason and its good to know he won’t be out long.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Concur
Nice to see the team get through camp injury free, especially when you compare it to the walking wounded of last season.
This is all a coverup...
as Tarp really broke his wrist trying to perform an ultrasound on all 29 of Wegher’s future offspring, while at the same time holding DJK on a media leash.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
And also catching
A Pakibomb falling from the sky. Oh, and he did this, too.
You see what I did there? Yeeeaaaaaahhhh.
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