Two weeks til the first game. That can only mean one thing:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWKEYE PARTY DANCE!
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I must sheepishly admit...
that I was about to quit watching it, but then I saw the Ferentz and O’Keefe hand-gesture clips. Simply wonderful.
And then, there came a point when I was hoping to see some Norm Parker, and you delivered.
Finally, monkeys with miniature cymbals, FTW.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Well done, sir.
I think the award for “Most Hood” has to go to KOK.
And, maybe throw a NSFW tag on there. The boobs at the 2:53 mark might get someone into trouble.
Yes. Frightening yellow nips.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Those were moobs
Is this site not PG-13 anymore?
i don't wife em...i one night em
by smokinthereiff on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Giant Yellow Moobs
aren’t just NSFW, they’re NSFAnywhere. Please pass the eye bleach.
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
Awwww
if there are going to be yellow nips, why couldn’t they have been Miss Tigerhawknipples?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 21, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
This is promising...
This time last year, KOK was only dont the 4-step, now hes full blown Jersey Shore. Opening up the dance book = opening up the play book? McNutt Wildcats GO!
I don't know if it was intentionsl
But the using the image of KOK whenever the word “repitition” was used was genius.
Also, the TMFS dance was brilliant
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
That was fucking great.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Whoever made this has impeccable musical tastes...
Hot Chip blows my mind. Pretty obscure, absolutely funkalicious.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
After following the link...
Good choice HFMR. Excellent vid.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions
It's nice to know
at least a couple people on this site have my same obscure musical taste.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2010 2:56 AM CDT up reply actions
No, like Lady Dada.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Hot Chip and MGMT
not sure that I’d qualify either as obscure
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Aug 21, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
MGMT less so
But I’d say that in the States, Hot Chip is pretty obscure. If you walked in downtown Iowa City and asked 100 people if they knew who they were, I’d wager that you’d be hard-pressed to find 5 people who knew of their existence.
/made up stats
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Aug 21, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I once attended a convention in Philadelphia because Hot Chip was playing next door.
It wasn’t the only reason, but it was the fortunate coincidence that made me pull the money together and go conventioneering.
Great great show.
Bloggin' at joepasdoghouse.com
Sash is one helluva dancer.
This whole video is one awesome Ferentz snort. Thank you.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Aug 21, 2010 1:10 AM CDT reply actions
Over and Over by Hot Chip
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 21, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
And iTunes is $1.29 richer
Thanks!
by hawkeyeinstl on Aug 21, 2010 6:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
the trailer hitch scrotum was my idea
by Kluginator on Aug 21, 2010 11:32 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I picture KOK saying
“No, no Ricky, squeeeeze your nipples like this and then find your happy place.’”
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
This is another instance of laughing heartily at something on this
wonderful site, and not even attempting to explain it to my girlfriend. Well done, as usual.
Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.
Outstanding
My kids are dancing around the house like crazy while i play this. My two year old is yelling “Herky clapping!!”
by hawkeyeinstl on Aug 21, 2010 6:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
My (nearly) two year old...
…just kept saying “Hawkeyes” and dancing in circles.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 23, 2010 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Funny
That’s the same thing Jacobi did.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Aug 23, 2010 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions
You guys jingle your keys.
I now renounce my year long affair with the Iowa Hawkeyes.
"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here"
by ReadingRambler on Aug 22, 2010 9:29 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
We're trying to get that stopped.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Aug 22, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I believe it's just a kick-off thing.
And only some people use keys. Other idiots take one shoe off and hold it in the air.
by The Mexican't on Aug 22, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The shoe thing is even worse.
And in the eight years that I went to home games in Iowa City, I can probably count on one hand the number of times I jangled my keys. I always thought it was dumb.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
We do the raised arm rotation while shouting woe-oh-oh-oh-oh
until the ball is caught then we sit down and shout at people in front of us to sit down. Cherished Kinnick traditions.
the trailer hitch scrotum was my idea
Have you seen the shoe thing elsewhere though?
It’s kind of stupid, but it takes dedication to the team to take your shoes off in late November, just to hold one up.
Stupid, but at least it’s original (as far as I know). It has the making of the stuff that becomes tradition (like Jump Around in Madison- – when it first started and it was only a few folks, I’m sure it looked/seemed rediculous, but if you get the whole stadium to do it, well then it’s kinda impressive… though I don’t think I’d advocate for everyone in Kinnick to take their shoe off – - it’d be impressive, but stinky, and that fieldturf already smells bad enough during the first game or two).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 23, 2010 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I've not seen it elsewhere
But I’m not sure that I’d say it’s because others lack the “dedication” necessary to take off a shoe. I’d imagine it’s not done elsewhere because it’s dumb as hell. It makes me want to grab the shoe from the person in front of me and throw it. I refuse to believe that idiots holding their shoe above their heads will catch on like “Jump Around.” If it does, I’ll likely destroy something.
by The Mexican't on Aug 23, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, this.
At least jumping up and down to “Jump Around” is, you know, dancing. It may look goofy or silly or whatever, but it still works because the act of dancing is not inherently stupid. Taking off your shoe and waving it around is inherently stupid. Unless you are going to use it as a weapon.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Plus...Jump Around
has the added potential for awesomeness considering I would guess that at least 5-10 drunk ass mofos end up falling and causing several people around them to fall as well.
It has been done elsewhere, about 1980 years or so ago...
“Cast off your shoe and follow the gourd!”
Life of Brian, anyone?
"we're the only team in the state, as far as I know."
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Aug 23, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
The shoe-waving is pure genius. It is the only way to properly honor the state and at the same time denigrate the capitalist pigs.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 23, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I also thought about that one...
but it is more shoe-throwing, and less shoe-waving/shaking.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 24, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
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