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Bitch slapped him and he didn't notice

There is a very fine line between sports fan and mental illness.

by bolthawk on Aug 2, 2010 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

"Coach, this is the young man who will replace you when you die."

I type that while wishing that JoePa lives for another 20 years.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 2, 2010 2:33 PM CDT reply actions  

"Pull my hand"

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Aug 2, 2010 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Iowa’s Kirk Ferentz playfully pats Penn State head coach Joe Paterno’s Herve Villachez-like abdominal growth on its knee on the first day of the 2010 Big Ten Media Days in Chicago on Monday.


"Kittens give Morbo gas."

by Bucketochicken on Aug 2, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Taken one micro-second before Kirk realized it was only a wax figurine of Joe.

Some things don’t change; one guy’s smiling, the other isn’t.

by HawkPa on Aug 2, 2010 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

"And this

is the inside move Clayborn made, before blocking that punt."

A fella steps out for a two pound burrito and all hell breaks loose.

by Mr. Grizz on Aug 2, 2010 5:07 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

winner

+6

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 2, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Notice that Paterno's jacket is open

Ferentz is merely borrowing his Commie-manufactured America-killing laser gun pen.

Or perhaps he’s saying “Konichiwa”.

Me gustan los estados unidos.

by hkobb7 on Aug 2, 2010 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Konichiwa

Ferentz: Me so sorry!

by HawKCP on Aug 3, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now lean forward, and choke yourself!

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Aug 2, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I try hard to not be funny.

Ferentz: “It’s nice to shake your hand, person who isn’t seen in the picture.”

Friend of the Pants since 2009.

by ReadingRambler on Aug 2, 2010 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

JoePa:

“You are the only reason I haven’t retired yet. I’ll shake your hand when I finally beat you, cause we both know that Morelli bullshit didn’t count.”

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 3, 2010 8:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Like it.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 3, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why is Paterno wearing glasses?

Did I just imagine that he had lasik this off season?

by mattbednar on Aug 3, 2010 9:54 AM CDT reply actions  

I have wondered the same.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 3, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon Joe, $100 says I beat you 15 times before you die

“$10 says you’re using this ‘internet’ thing before me”

“Penn State coach Joe Paterno emerges from his coffin to shake the hand of Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz”

“How ’bout we just agree to disagree on the pronunciation of LOL. Shake on it?”

That’s all I got (assuming I had anything)

by The Great Dark Spot Near Uranus on Aug 3, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

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