From Tim Brewster's opening statement at the Big Ten Media Days: great important important improve great bigger stronger faster athletic rightfully need challenging America prepared experienced poise great effective physical great physical captain leader great great commitment improve better captains excellent great commitment improve better great great really positive thank you Larry Fitzgerald best National Football League amazing great Larry Fitzgerald amazing Larry Fitzgerald great great opportunity really best of the best captains great admiration poised great strong outstanding great job captain thank you

All before he fielded a single question.

(Video of the pressers is at the Big Ten Network.)