So I'm guessing that we won't be seeing Broderick Binns for the first couple of games this season. (Story from DM Register citing KCJJ, all of the proper courtesies accounted for? Good.)

You would think that after the Jewel Hampton episode from earlier this summer that everyone else would be on the straight and narrow.

Look, I understand. Campus can be boring as hell in the summer. Workout all day, go blow off some steam at night. I get it. But for fuck's sake use your head! One of these times, someone is going to get seriously injured or even killed by driving drunk.

Why does this keep happening to Hawkeye athletes?