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Bargain of the Millenium

I don't live in Iowa anymore, I live in Texas, a place where all things Iowa are basically non-existent. So, when I make my annual trek back to Des Moines one of the first stops I make is at Scheel's to purchase my year's supply of Hawkeye gear. Otherwise known as clothes to wear while I drunkenly scream obscenities (usually related to Ken O'Keefe or the most recent Stanziball) at the TV. Tonight I picked up one of the awesome new ANF t-shirts and was on my way to check out when I walked past the clearance rack. Upon perusing the selection I was flabbergasted to find this symbol of America's perfection on sale...for $7!!!!

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It seems rather un-American that this symbol of two great institutions (as well as being implicitly representative of our favorite QB/2012 VP candidate) should be relegated to the clearance rack. For the love of God (the American one), get to Scheel's at Jordan Creek in Des Moines, take $7, and claim one of these bad boys before they do something horrible like giving them to homeless people. 

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