It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Is Thinking Championship
It's working, you guys!: On Wednesday evening, SMA posited that Iowa fans need not be fearful of sustained success, and should instead expect it. The former is a mindset that usually manifests itself around this time of the year, when Hawkeye fans often admit that they'd rather see the Hawkeyes unranked to start the year--despite the fact that it would be awfully hard for a program to sustain success while starting every season unranked. Embrace the expectations, people! And lo and behold, just 36 hours or so later, those expectations are already in place. It's true! Allow us, please, to bring these exhibits into evidence:
EXHIBIT A: The Daily Iowan puts out an article called Football Four to Watch: Most important players (then lists six players, but whatever), culminating in SPOILER ALERT Ricky Stanzi. But while nobody's seriously going to argue that Stanzi's not important to the team's success, the DI frames the debate as such:
But if the Hawkeyes want to truly take that "next step" and win a Big Ten championship and possibly a BCS national championship game berth, the Mentor, Ohio, native will need to elevate his play to the level we all know he's capable of. It may sound greedy, but Stanzi has to be more than simply a "winner."
[...] We know No. 12 has a big arm, and he's shown before that he's capable of making any throw he needs to.
But in his redshirt senior season, it's time he delivers those throws at a higher volume. If Stanzi can do that, he will truly be the "Manzi."
More importantly, Iowa may go undefeated.
We're going to ignore "Stanzi is the Manzi" getting ripped off without attribution and just commend author Jordan Garretson for turning up the heat. Is it reasonable? Good lord, no. That's the whole point.
EXHIBIT B: As commenter Zulu notes in the FanPosts, he just had his buddy in Vegas lay down a hundy on Iowa winning the BCS title this season. The odds? 8-to-1! Now, is it possible that either the casino or Zulu's buddy is absolutely bilking Zulu in this instance? Yes, it's possible. Would we take those odds? No way. BUT! The expectations are in place now, and it's up to Iowa to rise to said challenge.
And that's just in the last couple days! At this rate, by the end of next week, Ferentz will have already been fired for not winning a title yet. We can probably get Nick Saban to replace KF, right?
SHORT ROUNDZ:
The UI athletic department put together a 5-minute montage of Kirk Ferentz's career for this weekend's Golden Harvest banquet. It's not embeddable, but you can watch on Engy's. Lots of highlights from alternate angles. Eeeee football.
The Only Colors notices that it's been 1,000 days since Michigan beat State in football or men's basketball. Catty? Yes, of course. Deliciously catty.
Kevin Coble will not return for his senior year, following complications from his recovery from a lis-franc fracture in his foot. Sippin On Purple is crestfallen, and we can't even bring ourselves to mock them, since Coble's a good guy and all.
And finally, this guy does it and he gets a TV show; I do it and now I'm banned from like every grocery store:
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In April I put $50 on Iowa at 30-1 to win the NC this year. (most places were 20-1 or 25-1)
8-1 seems like really crappy odds.
Hmmm...
Expectations always scare me, being a Twins/Vikings/Hawkeye fan. Too many times, I’ve been taken all the way to the playoffs, only to see my professional teams fall flat on their faces. Actually, it’s probably more with the Vikings than the Twins. But anywho…
Personally, I think the Hawks play better as underdogs, if for no other reason, than it gives us the opportunity to play UP to the competition (and often UP and ABOVE). Indeed, you could argue that most of our big wins are against teams we really shouldn’t have had any business beating (at least on paper)…Penn State, Georgia Tech… OSU (almost).
In contrast, we had games like Indiana, UNI, Arkansas State and jNWU… games we should have won with ease (or in one case, at least won).
Will that change if we’re underrated? Maybe, maybe not. Am I saying we shouldn’t embrace the expectations? No. But you can see why fans are wary…
HEY!
I know exactly what you’re sayin’. The odds aren’t super, (I still-stupidly- thought they’d be like last Spring 25-1) but I would kick myself in the ass from here to Tuesday if, for the first time since Hayden Frye took over the program, I didn’t bet the Hawks to go all the way and they, well, you know…
What were the odds for Iowa to win the Big 10?
Those weren’t out yet when I was in Vegas in April.
by HawkeyeRecon on Jul 30, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
@ Zulu
A friend of mine had a father who used to choose Arizona to win in all his NCAA basketball pools for several years after Lute to go to ’zona.
Of course, the first year he didn’t pick them, and Lute and the Wildcats won it all.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 30, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
At work= choppy video + no sound...
…That guy’s facial expressions are intense… and silly.
I’ve never watched Iron Chef, but that guy has GOT to be Yul Brynner’s kid.
Also, what’s with the Chairman Mao portrait on the wall in the background?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 30, 2010 10:24 AM CDT reply actions
The portraits are of the different Iron Chefs the competitor can choose from.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 30, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't decide if I'd eat General Mao's Chicken
It’d either be excellent or fatal.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Jul 30, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
And now for that szechuan kick, add the...
….serin gas.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 30, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
WHAT?!?!
How have you NOT watched Iron Chef?!
If by hipster you mean...
…poor person. I just choose to kill my brain cells in other ways.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 30, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Hipsters dress like poor people.
Soooooo, yes.
by The Mexican't on Jul 30, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
But hipsters spend an awful lot of money to look poor
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yeah, I haven't bought clothes from anywhere but second hand stores for the last ten years...
…of course that might also qualify me as a hipster in some circles, but in the trailer park I used to live in I was just another guy that didn’t drive a Corvette (those people always made me laugh).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 3, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know who he is
But I know he was in the movie version of Double Dragon in the mid-’90s
by shada's revenge on Jul 30, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow, that movie actually came out?!
I heard it was getting made, and then that was the last of it. I didn’t know it actually got released.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 30, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
After watching the Iron Chef montage
my wife is already annoyed with me knowing I will loudly yell the name of any foodstuff I come into contact with over the next 3 days.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Everytime a dish is set on the table, stand up and do this.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 30, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I started watching the Japanese version in 2000
and used to use it as a drinking game. Specifically, we’d take a drink every time Oto would shout “quison!”…which meant we were sure to get tanked.
The US version didn’t become good until they added Michael Symon because he is a fucking genious!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jul 30, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Morimoto
He’s a genius. He just doesn’t talk as much. Do wish Batali was still on.
It seems as though everyone wants to take on Bobby or Cat, and once in awhile Michael. Mario is probably my fave.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 30, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Mario proved how good he was
by beating Bobby Flay even when he had to drag Rachel Ray’s ass around the kitchen for an hour (although it didn’t hurt that Flay was paired with the marginally-talented Giada De Laurentis).
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jul 30, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I fucking hate Bobby Flay.
"Kittens give Morbo gas."
by Bucketochicken on Jul 30, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This, the world agrees upon.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Jul 30, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, you don't like a guy
who is already a multimillionaire yet finds the need for a show wherein he and his producers find small-time, passionate people who have spent a lifetime devoting themselves to a particular dish and then trick said party into thinking FoodTV is doing a special/biography piece on them which prompts the subjects to invite all their friends and family to see the taping only to have this New York douche show up and a) tell them the “special” never existed and b) humiliate them through (more often than not) bettering their dish by virtue of having had a crack team and himself bunker down for a week in state of the art kitchens, perfecting a winning dish? Huh, what’s your problem?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jul 30, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm an asshole.
"Kittens give Morbo gas."
by Bucketochicken on Jul 30, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I was trying to make a pun.
Did I fail?
by The Mexican't on Jul 30, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Not at all.
Just addressing the single most grating aspect (and there are many) about Mr. Flay. Yours was just the last comment so I piggybacked.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jul 30, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Are there people who like Bobby Flay?
Friend of the Pants since 2009.
by ReadingRambler on Jul 30, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Bobby Flay loves Bobby Flay.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jul 30, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah but is really a person?
"Kittens give Morbo gas."
by Bucketochicken on Jul 30, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Or is *he* really a person, even.
Darn.
"Kittens give Morbo gas."
by Bucketochicken on Jul 30, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
…although it didn’t hurt that Flay was paired with the marginally-talented Giada De Laurentis.
I wish I was paired with Giada De Larentis. Oh yeah!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 30, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Her talent ends
when she opens her mouth or does any actual “cooking”. She is horrible. Not deserves-to-get-hit-in-the-face-with-a-ham horrible, but pretty bad.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jul 30, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't vouch for her cooking...
but from the few times I have watched parts of her shows, I have not been annoyed by her talking.
Now, Rachel Ray annoys me when she talks, or exists.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 30, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a special place in hell
for Rachel Ray. My sister has her “30 Minute Meals” cookbook. Those meals may be tasty but they use about 42 fucking pots & pans to make. I’ll give you one guess who was washing all those damn things when I was living with her.
Facts sometimes have a strange and bizarre power that makes their inherent truth seem unbelievable. - Werner Herzog
30 Minute Meals, 2 Hour Clean-up
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 1, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions
You mean you don't use a "GB"
And 20 different utensils when making all of your meals? Plus, who could forget the importance of “EVOO”
by The Mexican't on Aug 1, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions
You forgot to write,
“Extra Virgin Olive Oil” after “EVOO” thereby negating the effect abbreviating it had in the first place. I will never understand why she does that.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 1, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait, she says "EVOO" and follows it up by explaining her abbreviation?
Awesome. Sounds like I need more Rachel Ray in my life.
by The Mexican't on Aug 1, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
It's nearly as grating
as when she constantly refers to her “Maaaaaaaaaa!”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 1, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
You have just made a decsion
that will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Facts sometimes have a strange and bizarre power that makes their inherent truth seem unbelievable. - Werner Herzog
The wife watches it sometimes. I've seen bits at lunch.
I’ll make sure to find a couple good recipes to bring to the tailgate.
by The Mexican't on Aug 1, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, that was a montage...
…I wondered where the lai came from and disappeared to in a matter of three frames (like I said, video is choppy at work).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 30, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Screw the Vegas odds
I won’t be comfortable until Paul the octopus says we’ll win it all. When he does I know that we’re going to steamroll the entire schedule.
A Voice From Kinnick - A Hawkeye Blog
Oh
And it’s also been 22,490 days (or 3,212 weeks and 6 days) since jNorthwestern won a bowl game!
A Voice From Kinnick - A Hawkeye Blog
Paul the Octopus retired.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Not to be a bee-yotch Ross, but did you retire too?
Last Friday you said you were gonna make us wait for the Michigan Defense write-up until Monday. Well, today’s the fifth Monday this week. Where is the Michigan Defense? Or is that the point?
Did you make the post be just like the defense… Non-existant?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 30, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Ross has a job, y'know.
(You do have a job, Ross, right?)
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Jul 30, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He'd better not.
We need more 5000 word pieces on teams that aren’t the Hawkeyes.
by The Mexican't on Jul 30, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes. A new-ish job, in fact.
Yay, me.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It was worth the wait...
…but what took you so long to quit?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 3, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Good for you.
Seriously, good for you.
Friend of the Pants since 2009.
by ReadingRambler on Jul 30, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
It's sitting in half-completed limbo.
Awaiting more time to complete it and a functional laptop. I’ll just stick to “soonish” as an answer to when it’ll be done, as opposed to locking up any particular days.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You could just move on to the next one and...
…use my line up above.
Hey everybody: the Michigan defense write-up doesn’t exist because Michigan’s defense is a figment of RichRod’s imagination. (There, now I just hope we score at will against them, otherwise I’ll have another way to prove I’m a tool.)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 30, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Based on my experience
If Vegas likes our chances, we should all like our chances.
A fella steps out for a two pound burrito and all hell breaks loose.
In the words of the greatest TV chef ever
“A hunny on the Hawkeyes is always money well spent, I Gawr-On-Tee!”

If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
If that's the greatest TV chef ever...
…then I gotta say, wow, Giada’s had a lot of work done.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
I miss Louisiana Cooking With Justin Wilson.
That guy actually spent years riding the rails as a hobo before finding a career as a chef. And who didn’t love it when he’d start with a dash of cayenne or wine and end up just emptying the bottle into whatever he was cooking.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jul 30, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Embrace the expectations.
Just don’t lose on a last second field goal to Minnesota or, um, Iowa. Also, don’t become the Penn State to Penn State’s Iowa.
Friend of the Pants since 2009.
The original is better.

Chairman Kaga > His American “Nephew.”
Not nearly enough "greater than" signs
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
With the season odds at 8-1
I think I’ll wait and put my money on the odds for the dynasy that we are about to witness! Vegas has to have that at what, 20-1?
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

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