Great Moments In Headline History
HEADLINE: "PTL a slam dunk for May"
WHOA, WHERE ARE THEY GOING WITH THIS CRYPTIC HEADLINE?:
Eric May wants to accomplish at least two things every time he plays in the Prime Time League. In addition to winning, May wants to put on a show for the fans. He did both Sunday in spectacular fashion. The high-flying Iowa Hawkeye entertained a capacity crowd at the North Liberty Community Center with several rim-rattling dunks while leading L.L. Pelling Company/Goodfellow Printing to a 99-72 victory over George Etre Inc./Culver's of Coralville in the semifinals of the Prime Time League playoffs.
Oh, and it probably goes without saying, but AUTHOR: Pat Harty.
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Whoa, sorry - that picture was way bigger than I realized.
"Kittens give Morbo gas."
by Bucketochicken on Jul 26, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha, I was critical.
"Kittens give Morbo gas."
by Bucketochicken on Jul 26, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he channeling KF with these kind of quotes...?
Asked which dunk is his favorite, May said:
“I just like all the ones that go in.”
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
I refuse to follow that link.
Pat Harty raises such rage inside of me with his awe-ful writing.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
We need to get Harty on a BHGP podcast
that would be fucking priceless.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Y'know, I quickly scanned that article yesterday...
…and I didn’t even realize it was PHarty (he made it through a whole article without talking shit).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 27, 2010 8:01 AM CDT reply actions
I know it's fun to pick on Pharty . . .
But as a reporter myself, I feel honor-bound to point out that it is generally copy editors – those strange creatures that eschew sunlight and interaction with humanity – that typically write the groan-inducing pun headlines.
This is true...
…I remember from four years of High School newspaper staff and two years as Kirkwood’s Photo Editor (I was forced into being a copy editor many times through those six years). But that’s what happens when someone turns in a shitty article with next to no time to edit it- – you get the stupidest, most obvious groan-inducing headlines (often just to spite the writer for not thinking of something better and/or on-time).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 27, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions

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