HEADLINE: "PTL a slam dunk for May"

WHOA, WHERE ARE THEY GOING WITH THIS CRYPTIC HEADLINE?:

Eric May wants to accomplish at least two things every time he plays in the Prime Time League. In addition to winning, May wants to put on a show for the fans. He did both Sunday in spectacular fashion. The high-flying Iowa Hawkeye entertained a capacity crowd at the North Liberty Community Center with several rim-rattling dunks while leading L.L. Pelling Company/Goodfellow Printing to a 99-72 victory over George Etre Inc./Culver's of Coralville in the semifinals of the Prime Time League playoffs.

Oh, and it probably goes without saying, but AUTHOR: Pat Harty.