POLL: BHGP Road Trip 2010
After the relative success of Black Heart Gold Tailgate 2009 and Black Heart Gold Spring Game 2010, we're considering expansion of the meet-and-greets for this fall. Details of the official BHGTailgate are being developed and will be released later this month, but we're also considering a Black Heart Gold Road Trip for this year to one of two venues. We'll leave it up to you, dear readers, to guide us in the right direction.
EVANSTON
Pros: Near a fantastic metropolitan area; we have a lot of Chicago readers; the stadium will be 2/3 Iowa, so it's basically a home game; if we're lucky, someone might get the opportunity to punch chadnuj in the balls; not that far away for Ross and I (due to his SB Nation weekend editor obligations, Jacobi likely won't be making the road trip, regardless of location); tickets are plentiful, and group seating is available.
Cons: Terrible tailgating atmosphere (no parking near the stadium); only a handful of old guys in Range Rovers show up early, and they think Randy Walker is still in charge; Evanston's obscure and absurd liquor laws might cut down on the public consumption of alcohol in whatever far-off parking lot we can invade.
ST. PAUL
Pros: New stadium to invade; Kinnick North is still Kinnick North; established locales for Iowa fans before kickoff, especially at certain houses of ill repute, that reduces startup costs and makes it easy for everyone to meet; to be honest, I'm going to this game regardless; we also have a ton of Minneapolis-based readers; basically a guaranteed win, followed by random debauchery in Minneapolis.
Cons: It's Minnesota in November; don't know how the ticket situation will be in that bite-sized stadium; a loss will make me want to cut myself and could really mess with the chill vibes.
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Kinnick North
I don’t know how many of you feel but I was one of the people on the field tearing down the goal posts. So yeah, needless to say I vote for the new Kinnick North and I can’t wait for Iowa to own the bank.
Kinnick North
I was just there for the B10 Sportsmanship Conference (ironic right?) and one thing I took note of was that there is a big open concourse which makes it convenient for carryiong goal posts out the front.
This needs to happen
Especially if we finish there undefeated (high hopes).
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 14, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Also
the marching band will be at the jNWU game.
Why expand the Big Ten when we could just kick Northwestern out?
by hawkstormer on Jul 15, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Unfortunately
The goalposts come down, a la Kinnick. Just makes it all that much harder.
Me gustan los estados unidos.
Damn.
due to his SB Nation weekend editor obligations, Jacobi likely won’t be making the road trip, regardless of location
Look at The Man, keeping Jacobi down rolling in blogger money.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Personally...
I’m likely going to both and there are definite pros and cons to both. From a ticket acquisition standpoint, I can pretty well guarantee that there will be no other Iowa game this fall that it will be easy (or cheap) to acquire tickets to than jNW. And we can almost certainly have an entire BHGP section there, which may or may not lead to Ryan Field getting burned down. (Which would be an improvement, really.)
Minnesota tix were not hard to come by at the Hump Dump, but it’s unclear how hard they’re going to be get now that they’ve downsized to The Bank. I still have faith that there will be plenty available by November when their season is (as always) in the toilet, but that’s not guaranteed.
I also haven’t been to a game at The Bank yet so I can’t speak for the tailgating scene there, although it almost has to be better than what Evanston has going for it. On the bright side: Evanston’s just a metro transit ride away from being in Chicago. And Chicago’s fun.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
How about Arizona?
Would be more expensive, but an unforgettable experience.
I’m too cheap to go, but maybe others aren’t.
I'll be at the Arizona game
but mainly because it’s less than a 2 hour drive for me. Tickets will not be easy for that game either. But I still say that Arizona in September > Minnesota in November > jNWU at any point in time
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Jul 14, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Going to Arizona game by way of
Vegas baby.
by ChryslerKinnick on Jul 14, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, HS, if you're going to MN regardless of the poll outcome.
I’m voting for jNW, so you’ll have to go to both.
Of course, with the BHGP population in both MN and Chicago, I imagine that you’ll likely end up with road tailgates at both locations.
I’d like to think that the wife can’t keep me away from either trip, but she’ll likely shoot down any ideas I’ve got of going to the Bank. A trip to Chicago is an easy sell, though. Party at Rittenberg’s!
RE: Minnesota's new stadium
1) Are beers served?
2) Which one of you sick fucks will have sex with Lois Feldman?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Jul 14, 2010 11:32 AM CDT reply actions
Answers...
1) No.
2) We’re not inviting any ISU fans, so no one, I hope.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
funny story about #2
but I’ll save it for tailgate (as in watergate).
Come on you assholes! It's GOTTA be jNWU!!!
I live in Chicago, not Minneapolis! And won’t somebody pleeeease think of the children!! Also.
"Kittens give Morbo gas."
by Bucketochicken on Jul 14, 2010 11:36 AM CDT reply actions
huuuuuup
f’sho
Life - it's bigger...bigger than you and you are not me.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Jul 14, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
If it's jNW
I offer my house/yard for Friday night party/Saturday morning tailgate: I live in the city, just a drunken train ride from Ryan Field and my wife has promised to give me a weekend where she vacates the house with the kids as payback for some weird feminist party she’s throwing next month.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jul 14, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, no more party at Rittenberg's.
We’re taking over the McCann’t residence.
by The Mexican't on Jul 14, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, good luck fitting in the Rittencondo.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jul 15, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions
But think of Monday's article
“I hosted a tailgate for Iowa fans over the weekend. To all those who attended I would like to say…. the damage estimate was $12k and I want my shit back.”
Facts sometimes have a strange and bizarre power that makes their inherent truth seem unbelievable. - Werner Herzog
Why would anyone want their shit back?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, hey, HFMR. How do you get games on the DVR/Tivo to the computer for editing?
Thanks.
"My, my, my, my, my, my, my Mitchell. What would your mama say?"
by ReadingRambler on Jul 15, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
If you've got a TiVo, then it's just a matter of transfering from the TiVo to your computer.
I believe the named the software “TiVo desktop.”
If it’s a non-TiVo DVR, then I’m sure it’s slightly more difficult.
by The Mexican't on Jul 15, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Hauppauge makes a device called WinTV
It’s about $65
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jul 16, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm too cheap and lazy for that.
Not that I was expecting to be able to put little work in, but you know.
Thanks anyway, guys.
There is fire at the travel agency.
by ReadingRambler on Jul 16, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
St. Paul, for selfish reasons
But tickets will be much easier to get at jNW earlier in the season than at the Bank. However, the Bank was also nearly half-empty halfway through last season due to their predictable slide down the conference standings, so you might find disgruntled Gopher fans dumping their tickets to avoid witnessing another assbeating.
Either way, some lucky locale is going to get flip turned upside down.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Jul 14, 2010 11:48 AM CDT reply actions
Would "flip turned upside-down" really just be right-side up?
"Kittens give Morbo gas."
by Bucketochicken on Jul 14, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Even though Ryan Field sucks
Chicago is awesome (and I know tons of people there, so its an entire weekend shit show!)
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Minny
just because the Bank is about half as far as Kinnick for me.
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 14, 2010 12:22 PM CDT reply actions
For the right price (if this happens, please post more info) I would go to either...
…but I voted Minny cause I want to break The Bank in the right way.
I actually had plans to do both of these (with occasional reader friends), but due to my financial state either would have to be at the right price. How would this all work?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 14, 2010 12:26 PM CDT reply actions
I consider the impact of a concentrated dose of BHGP on each group of attendees
1. At Northwestern looks like caddy day in ’Caddyshack". Add that to what should be easy ticket availability and maybe a little extra motivation by the team to win that game, and the concept of overrunning and pillaging Evanston is very appealing.
2. At Minneapolis has the possible appeal of being Brew’s last game at Minnesota, (it’s the final game again, isn’t it?)with the general low team morale and disarray which comes with it. I don’t know if Minnesota will make some concerted effort this year to prevent the whole Kinnick North phenomenon, but if Iowa has a good season ( I think they will) and Minnesota doesn’t (ditto), any such effort could fall apart. If we are doing well, it could be a game to cement bowl or conference position.
I’m in Arizona, so it doesn’t have an effect on me one way or another. I have my ticket to Tucson. For this group, at Northwestern looks like the game to attend.
A fella steps out for a two pound burrito and all hell breaks loose.
"a game to cement bowl"
seriously confused me for a second. Is that Minny’s next bowl destination or what Bank will look like after the game and such?
It has to be Minnesota...
1) This will be an opportunity to shut out the Gophers for a third consecutive time in a third different stadium.
2) Minnesota fans will be practically giving their tickets away at that point in the season.
3) It’s 20 minutes from my house.
4) I will personally supply HS with beer.
Yee-Haw! I ride again!
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM CDT reply actions
We have a winner
It’s really as easy as free beer, folks.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jul 15, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
And here I was going to get a keg...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jul 15, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Lies and blasphemy.
There were no two previous events. I searched for hours for both of them last fall and spring to no avail. The “Stanzi is the Manzi” shirt was nowhere to be seen.
First event was in the law lot during Michigan week.
Second at the Spring game. We were booted from our spot (behind the Cambus office) about 90 minutes in, and re-located to the grass lot across from the bistro on Melrose.
by The Mexican't on Jul 14, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You couldn't find a 6'7'' dude with a Jesus beard?
Since joining the Big Ten, Penn State has a record of 103-2 in games where they score 30 points or more. Of course, which college football team doesn't have a similar record.
Not if you're looking by the Cambus office
And I know what he looks like. That’s okay, though, I had a backup plan and found someone else to tailgate with. And we enjoyed our “Diet sodas.”
hey hey sfa
class of 99 wut? party in the banita triangle much?
Class of '03
I would party over that way from time to time, but mostly I would hang out at the pool hall just outside of town on 225. Went back a couple years ago and it was under new ownership and they no longer had a liquor license. Just wasn’t the same.
Minnesota
1) We’ll be sealing up our 12-0, outright Big10 championship, NCG season with a drubbing of the Goofs (with a shutout, I might add).
2) It’s close to my house. Even closer to my job. And across the street from the labs I help out at once in a while.
But what about the Big House? Which is now officially the Biggest House?
Evanston has liquor laws?
I wouldn’t know based on the tailgating I did there last time. But yes, the lots they use are nowhere near the stadium.
It never gets to be easy
One of Evanston's Liquor laws is that you can't buy a 40.
You have to buy more than one 40. Seriously.
The famous...
“One for the Departed Homies” ordinance.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 20, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
They must love...
Edward 40Hands there in Evanston.
I voted for the Bank
While I would pick Chicago over The Cities, I have to pick Goldie over jNWU. Last game of the season, and whether it’s for 12-0 or bowl eligibility there is a goddamn bronze pig on the line. Forget the shutout streak, hatred of Brewster, “who hates Iowa?”, a new stadium (and bathrooms) to christen, easy exit for goalposts, or a reason to ditch your extended family for a day of debauchery, it’s all about Floyd. Ok, that other stuff is pretty good too.
To me, this choice is more about history than simply choosing the better bar scene, any other year jNWU might get my vote, but it has to be Minny this year. Not only is it the first post-Thanksgiving Big Ten game in which Iowa will play, but it could be our last time ending the year with Minnesota (Alvarez be damned). So if you live in Chicago, fly, drive, or take the Amtrak and get over your lazy selves, this is bigger than you.
by PackerHawk on Jul 14, 2010 5:40 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
jNW gets my vote
B/c the plan is to make the trek from KC, minor stop in SE IA to pick up my nephew, to Evanston for the weekend. I figure that will be the easier game to get tix to and more rewarding to win after the last couple of years. While repeatedly beating the shit out of a crap team is fun, revenge is so much sweeter.
The vote is so close that I say you declare a tie...
and go to BOTH. I’m for sure going to be at the NWU game but I voted for Minnesota because that game is so much more fun. Plus the picture you painted of tailgating in Evanston sounds pretty lame.
by LoveItOrLeaveIt on Jul 15, 2010 12:00 AM CDT reply actions
Minneapolis
Ryan always looks so forlorn, all the NW fans sitting in existential aloneness, if Antonioni had made a football movie, it would happen in Ryan. Even if we could beat jNWU, and let’s be honest, they seem to peak for us each year, I would still wonder, “What did we just win? Why does it feel so empty? Does it matter?”
So Minnesota. I think it’s important to maintain control of the home and their-home-is-our-home series, and so I’m going to be in the Cities.
Is the home tailgate going to be OSU?
Mr. Boh Knows ...
Leaning toward PSU for the home tailgate
but a Homecoming night game is a logistical nightmare of epic proportions.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jul 15, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Would the poll that week be for....
which reader is most likely to end up missing the game due to arrest?
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 15, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
The over/under on that will be set at 15.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 15, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
It's always gray there.
I’ve been to a few games and it is never sunny. Never. There is always the smell of rain and fail before and during each game. And even if it was 90 the day before it is almost destined to be snowing the next day. It’s like God is making excuses for them for not going to the games. I mean you get free beer for Christ’s sake (pre game that is)
by Pain in the Sash on Jul 15, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the smell of fresh FAIL in the morning.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 15, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I will be at both.
HMB bringing me to Ryan High School Field
My girlfriend using her Gopher Band contacts to score me a pair of student tickets. I hope I receive many asshole chants.
Dammit. I'll be in Chicago on Nov. 6th for a rugby match.
Probably won’t be able to swing a quick trip back up there. I’m the one who scheduled the fucker, too. Grrrrr…. at myself. Oh well.
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