I'm a Yellow Jacket and native Midwesterner, and thanks largely to the funny BHGP produces, I have forgiven Iowa for the 2010 Orange Bowl. However, what on earth was the entire state thinking when it elected a Hokie governor? Hokies aren't good for much, and governing Iowa is nowhere on the list. Apparently now he's jealous of the Texas legislature and wants to push for Iowa State in the Big Ten, the Des Moines Register reports. He seems to think he can pull a Mark Warner and force the Hawkeyes to bring the Cyclones into the Big Ten. This seems completely illogical, but the world is clamoring for this to get the full BHGP treatment.