Jewel Hampton, Jordan Bernstine Arrested on Alcohol-Related Charges

the ICPD has “strong depreciation” for pretty much all students. Even more if you stand out, and most football players do.

Is NC ‘non-caucasian’?

Anyway, I was out for dinner with my girlfriend and we had this awesome 2005 Gigondas which, my having a cocktail to sip, which I was sipping, while the idiot waiter brought the wine early. This is typical of the overachieving midwest (faster=better) but it meant the wine was disappearing at an alarming rate. Why, she consumed 2.5 glasses of that wine. Her alcohol/blood ratio thing was at least 50% higher than these (slightly heavier? YA) football guys had at .090 or whatever. I’m sure she was .013 or more. Sort of like Hemingway before he had his first meal of the day. Or your average Air France pilot after his second, company-approved glass of wine on the night run back to Orly. Any way lower than any single member of the British Navy, going into combat circa the Napoleonic Wars. .090? In the old days, this was how you put a child to sleep if he had the croup.

I’ve landed airplanes … no, I didn’t say that.

Anyway, she gave some elbowing, nudging girlfriend from work the finger (that’s being ‘violent’ you know) and she insisted that I stiff our crappy waiter (that’s being ‘argumentative … obstructive’ of course) but I refused. On the way out there was a cop looking for miscreants and she made a point of bending low at the waist to pick up a lucky penny and and then, abruptly standing up, doing that hitching thing on her bra that they do, staring straight at the cop, who was, himself, completely fucking busted this time. “See anything you like?” she said. The cop turned red. “Because it seems I’m obstructing your business.”

Well, we’re handling this … internally … and I am still investigating … various things … and I’m not going to talk about it. .090. In New Orleans, they’d ask you if you need a pill, please slow down, you’re talking too fast. However, she is running steps at 5 a.m., I’ll tell you that, and the coffee had best be hot. I do hate to move before my first cup of coffee.

The End.

shit.

after a Sucrets. Way over.

If this is the worst it gets this summer, we’ll be fine. I think we can aford to miss both of these guys the first game or two. But I think this locks in Wegher as the starter myself. At least for the first one. And I think Hyde probably really locked it up for the season…and I thought Norm would not want two skinny Minnies at corner. Oh well.

The name change just improves it.

This team runs on very narrow margins. It takes a lot of dedication and hard work from everyone, and not all of that dedication and hard work takes place on the field. It also involves making correct decisions about many things. Some as simple as “don’t put yourself in that situation.”

North Carolinians?
Nice Cowboys?
Nike Co-workers?

My roommate was at a party in IC last night. And who was there? None other than Jewel Hampton. lol

My roomate saw the entire confrontation, and the arresting officer said to the other officer, “What can we get Dreadlocks with?”

Bernstein was doing nothing wrong, although Hampton is another story. IC police are often times racist, and look to harass or arrest black people. I was once arrested on a charge and had the case dismissed, only for the person behind me in the courtroom (An African American) to be YELLED at by the judge for the exact same case.

People need to realize this before they jump to conclusions. Police reports are only one part of the equation, there’s always the other side.

if the student body (and the older people who still live in IC but are no longer going to school), would conduct themselves like decent citizens. Almost no matter where you go, you will have law enforcement officers wanting to “set an example” and take a few more people to jail (instead of a few too few people) from a fight at a bar. IC police deal with so many drunken young people, that you can see how their mindset would be affected.

Yeah, it ain’t cool to call a black man “dreadlocks.” But, if he was at all involved in the fight, he will be headed to jail, just like I (a white guy) would be if I had dreadlocks and was drunk and involved in a fight. So would the guy below. Brown, Yellow, or White, it ain’t cool to fight.

and Bernstein pled not guilty today. Hampton has a $135 fine for public intox and a $735 fine for being in a bar illegally after 10 pm (the dollar figures may be off a little).

It’s a first offense for both, so my guess would be a 1-2 game suspension from Ferentz. Hampton will also have to complete an alcohol course and community service.