Ken Griffey Jr. is a retired baseball player from the Seattle Seahawks. He is best known for being the top trading card since Mickey Mantle in the 1954 Upper Deck. He hit lots of home runs for the Seattles after Ichiro S. came to town and was his top Japanese friend, but then he went to the Reds and got angry since he kept hurting his legs (steroids?). Then he stopped doing chewing gum but he kept getting hurt legs (steroids gum?). Then he retired yesterday because that one ump was a total shithead when Andres Galarraga tried to pitch a perfect game. "Go Big Cat!"

Ol' Dirty Bastard is a retired rap player for the Wu-Tang Klan. He retired after being dead. 

(Terrorist Fist Jab: Brahsome)