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Conference Realignment....Who Gives a Fuck

Pictured at the " Fuck the Big 12, Every Man for Himself" press conference, Tom Osborne had a shit eating grin like he had inserted himself into the game at quarterback and threw the winning touchdown pass against Oklahoma as time expired!  Now that the big money grab has successfully been executed, Tom best known for reinventing himself can move on to his new career as a casket model for funeral suits.

Now I read that the tradition bankrupt Wisconsin Badgers are angling for a end of the season showdown with the Cornhuskers....Don't Bret and Barry understand that rivalries are developed over years not plucked from the schedule like they are filling a Sam's Club shopping cart, what a pair of dumb asses.  Plus with the meltdown nature of these two programs of late it would probably be a who gives a shit yawner with nothing at stake anyway.

The stories go on and on like a bunch of hunched over horse handicappers diminished from years of smelling horseshit and hot dogs arguing about which horses will finish 4th on back, it just doesn't matter.  The part of this thing we love, college football, will go on.  Some will get richer, some will get poorer but in the end the product will be essentially the same.  That is what matters. 

We need another story to fixate on to get this distraction out of our minds.  Maybe Pete Carroll will fess up he was banging multiple coeds and knew full well Reggie Bush was making more money than he was at USC.  Oh by the way, rumor has it that Iowa State is making a play at joining the MAC and if that fails strong consideration is being given to dropping down to 1AA and becoming an Independent powerhouse.

September can't come soon enough.

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