[So, so bumped. Just keep this in mind for the Day Of Reckoning that's coming.--AJ[

                                                   Sung to the tune of The Devil went down to Georgia

Delaney went down to South Bend; he was looking for a TV deal

Dollars and Cents

Or Independence

'Domers knew their fates were sealed

When Delaney came across a young man wearing Green and a Shamrock

Delaney went over to him and said, "Boy, this'll be a shock"

"I guess you didn't know it, but the Big 10's gonna expand

We'll take your teams

Your TV screens

We'll even take your Band"

"Now you had a pretty good run, Boys

But now donchu play the fool

I'll break the Big Twelve

Get the BCS shelved

Now whachu gonna do?"

The Irishman said "My names Freekbass,

and it'll be a shame,

'cause I'll say 'No'

And then I'll show

That WE ARE NOTRE DAME"

                                                                    Freekbass play a song that'll get our spirits up

                                                                    'Cause Delany's carrying cards that are all Aces Trump

                                                                    And if you win we'll keep our special tel-e-vision deal

                                                                    But if you lose you'll hear our alumni squeeeeeeel.

                                                                                         (Fiddle Break)  

Delaney cleared his throat and said "We're adding to the Big Ten"

And a Hellacious Clamor arose from all that wanted in

He ran a boney finger slowly, Up and Down the List

Then the Big Twelve fell, When Nebraska heard a little something like this:

                                                                            money, money, money, money, MONEY

When the Big XII was finished, Freekbass said "that move was fuckin' sick"

"But sit down in that chair right there, while I rap with Mike Golic"

And he played:

                                                               Ohee, Ohee, Oh

When Freekbass finished, Delaney did a Facepalm, 'cause he's an evil Fuckin' genius

and continued to stir the boiling NCAA pot with his penis.

'Look Freekbass, I'll come back after I've changed the landscape more

Yo Missouri, time to go,  you know that you're still my little whore"

And Delaney Played:

                                                  "You know you're gonna hafta join

                                                   'cause we are holding all the Coin

                                                   And if you still choose in-de-pen-dance

                                                   You'll be relegated to ir-rel-a-vince

                                                           (crazy fiddle music)