[So, so bumped. Just keep this in mind for the Day Of Reckoning that's coming.--AJ[
Sung to the tune of The Devil went down to Georgia
Delaney went down to South Bend; he was looking for a TV deal
Dollars and Cents
'Domers knew their fates were sealed
When Delaney came across a young man wearing Green and a Shamrock
Delaney went over to him and said, "Boy, this'll be a shock"
"I guess you didn't know it, but the Big 10's gonna expand
We'll take your teams
Your TV screens
We'll even take your Band"
"Now you had a pretty good run, Boys
But now donchu play the fool
I'll break the Big Twelve
Get the BCS shelved
Now whachu gonna do?"
The Irishman said "My names Freekbass,
and it'll be a shame,
'cause I'll say 'No'
And then I'll show
That WE ARE NOTRE DAME"
Freekbass play a song that'll get our spirits up
'Cause Delany's carrying cards that are all Aces Trump
And if you win we'll keep our special tel-e-vision deal
But if you lose you'll hear our alumni squeeeeeeel.
Delaney cleared his throat and said "We're adding to the Big Ten"
And a Hellacious Clamor arose from all that wanted in
He ran a boney finger slowly, Up and Down the List
Then the Big Twelve fell, When Nebraska heard a little something like this:
When the Big XII was finished, Freekbass said "that move was fuckin' sick"
"But sit down in that chair right there, while I rap with Mike Golic"
And he played:
When Freekbass finished, Delaney did a Facepalm, 'cause he's an evil Fuckin' genius
and continued to stir the boiling NCAA pot with his penis.
'Look Freekbass, I'll come back after I've changed the landscape more
Yo Missouri, time to go, you know that you're still my little whore"
And Delaney Played:
"You know you're gonna hafta join
'cause we are holding all the Coin
And if you still choose in-de-pen-dance
You'll be relegated to ir-rel-a-vince
(crazy fiddle music)