The Birdman to Iowa?
It's behind a wall, and I'm sorry about that, but this alone may justify the hiring of the most Fran-tastic coach in Iowa's history.
The Hawkeyes are now recruiting CoCo (B.) Ware from a Mississippi junior college. That's right, perhaps the greatest wrestler of the 1980s may be coming to Iowa.
It's a great day to be a Hawkeye!
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This will only be great
if he can execute a crossover dribble with a parrot on his shoulder.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Can't wait to see...
…The Hawks’ Bird’s Nest doing the arm-flapping bird dance.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on May 3, 2010 1:08 PM CDT reply actions
I like it...
…however, this link burried the leede, which of course is…
…OMG!!!! Nick Neari is TRANSFERING!!!! Stop the bleeding! Argggggg! Say it isn’t so! THAT’S IT, BURN IOWA CITY TO THE GROUND SODOM AND GAMORRAH STYLE!!!
FIRE FRAN, FIRE HIM NOW!!!
by Eyeheartfreedumb on May 3, 2010 1:11 PM CDT reply actions
No!
Not the man, they myth, the legend that is Nick Neari! I’m almost as despondent now as I was when Dan Bohall left our fair university to booze elsewhere.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he had this planned all along...
…I think he was going for the whole musician-who-dies-at-28 thing- – you know, gone too soon- – which could instantly escalate his legend here at Iowa.
He would have been obscure enough if he’d stuck around for four years, but now, 20 years down the line, when you’re chatting on the internet interhead and you’re all like “Remember the year Nick Neari and Bigfoot rode the bench at Iowa?” and those you’re chatting with try to look him up they’ll find all kinds of stuff about Bigfoot (especially after he goes on to become another embattled Illinois Governor), but there will only be one season of Trills for the-invisible-one.
Also, by then, there will be multiple sites that have .gifs of Lil John’s no-look, double-half-clutch (that’s all he’s got, two halves) shot bitchmaking of Chris Kramer on loop for perpetuity… a la The Wyld Stallyns windmill guitar strum. The future will be awesome.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on May 3, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
In other news
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster are also transferring from Iowa to be closer to home. When asked if Nick Neari’s transfer played a role in their decisions, Bigfoot said “I don’t believe Nick Neari actually exists, does he? I mean, John Lickliter was running point at times last year. There can’t have been another guard on the roster who had a pulse, right? Right?”
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on May 3, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Bigfoot probably could have helped out in the post last year.
I wonder what he did to get the David Palmer treatment.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Who needs bigfoot when you have...
the Abdominal Snowman:
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on May 3, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha, well played.
Although I think that photo better illustrates the more dinosauric aspects of the Cougillsaurus.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on May 3, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Um.
The Abominable Snowman
OR
The Abominable Snowman Abdominal
There. Fixed.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on May 4, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Anthony Salter
Saw that he played at Iowa Western and just got released from his commitment to Auburn in the press-citizen… Possible 2nd PG?
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