Let's Give Gene Chizik A Scorching Case Of Bieberpes
by Adam Jacobi on May 13, 2010 3:01 PM CDT
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PrintWe don't harbor any lingering ill will toward Gene Chizik or anything--he had his cup of coffee in Ames then moved on, as all sane people do--but we do feel compelled to pass this link on. As EDSBS helpfully noticed, the Auburn football program is evidently having some trouble choosing a song for their 2010 intro video. They've opened the options up to a vote.
They've also made the very serious error of allowing write-in voting.
To that end, in accordance with EDSBS's wishes, we recommend that you write in "Baby," by Justin Bieber. That's her in the picture above, and my my, she sure is fetching for such a young girl.
In the interest of full disclosure, we've never actually listened to this song, nor (to our knowledge) any Justin Bieber music. So while we're not sure just how odious a selection this is, there's nothing that suggests it's, y'know, a good idea.
But why are you still reading this? Go vote! GO!
[UPDATE: Auburn has taken away write-in voting, because Auburn is a bunch of dickfaced Nazi weasels.]
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Yep, I got five votes tonight
And I plan on doing this at least twenty more times while sitting on the can at some point in the next day or two.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on May 13, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Done and Done
But it was very hard not to put “everytime we touch” in there
by Pain in the Sash on May 13, 2010 3:36 PM CDT reply actions
The possibilities are endless
If not for the above recommendation, I would have defaulted to “When I think about you I touch myself.”
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
by HawkOnRails on May 13, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I dood it!
and sent it to all my facebook friends, all two of em!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on May 13, 2010 4:01 PM CDT reply actions
Go vote for Kiffikins as the Sexiest Woman
Over at Esquire if you want to stick it to U$C
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on May 13, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
That has nothing to do with sticking it to USC
and everything to do with people foolishly underestimating the power of the internet.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on May 13, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't get the Bieber hate
Like, it’s one thing to not like his music, but I don’t have a problem with him?
And no Rambler, he’s not in Selena’s league by a long shot.
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
Not hate.
But you have to admit, he looks like a girl. And how funny would it be to come out to a little boy singing about love when he probably doesn’t even have pubes.
by Pain in the Sash on May 13, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
no one hates Bieber
It is just funny that someone that appears to be the lovechild of Ricky Martin and Hanson should sing the intro music for a college football team
I don't think we need them
Considering the vote’s probably at like 70% Bieber already.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on May 13, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, wait...
Norsehawk was in Florida for 2004?
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
by EnergizerHawk on May 13, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Eeeeasy with the politics, gents.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on May 14, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow
This is the gentlest rebuke I’ve ever seen from His Surprisingness. Friday. Lunchtime. Before the cats ears get cleaned and too many wodkas have settled in. Or maybe Bieber made it onto the ipod afterall?
"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."
Yes. 2000.
I was trying to remember the year but came up blank. Thanks for correcting me.
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
by EnergizerHawk on May 15, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
2 votes from me
although it was awfully hard for me not to start my own campaign for the Golden Girls Theme.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Looks like they took the option of having the "write-in voting" away.
Damn them all!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
I could almost guarantee that "Baby" got more votes than any of those songs.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on May 17, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
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