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Assume the Position 2010: Quarterback

You know the drill: Every Thursday from now until mid-August, BHGP breaks down the depth chart, position by position, from most certain to least certain.

Today: Quarterback

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Last season, Rick Stanzi took the big leap forward off the field; he went from wide-eyed sophomore to offensive leader and face of the program.  There was progress on the field, as well, though not on the same scale.  The STANZIBALL remains, and will until the end of his time here.  Which is like, woah, eight months from now.

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Rick Stanzi (#12, Senior, 6'4", 220 lb., Mentor, OH)

Yes there were times, I'm sure you knew
Where I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all, and I stood tall, and did it my way

And so the end is near, and Ricky faces the final curtain on his quixotic career as Iowa's top signalcaller.  It is a career destined to enter the pantheon of Hawkeye quarterbacks, not for his somewhat pedestrian individual statistics but for the spectacular results.  Since taking the helm midway through the 2008 season, Stanzi is a remarkable 18-3 in games he started and finished; last season, he was 10-0 in such games.  More importantly, he has grown into a dominant force in the fourth quarter:

2008 Northwestern:  In his first Big Ten start, Stanzi fumbled and threw a pick in the first half as the Hawkeyes relinquished a 14-point lead.  With his soon-to-be Doak Walker Award-winning halfback on the sidelines, Stanzi took over at his own 28 with 4:15 to play and down six.  He completed six of eight attempts, taking Iowa to the Northwestern 8 before the drive stalled.

2008 Michigan State:  Down three with 8:00 to play, Ken O'Keefe turned to his superstar tailback, running Shonn Greene (and Jewel Hampton) into the Spartan line 8 times and throwing just one pass.  Greene famously came up short on 4th and 1 from the MSU 21.  It was the last time KOK avoided his signal-caller down the stretch, and it was the last time a Stanzi-led Iowa offense failed to convert when trailing in the fourth quarter.  And it was October 4, 2008.

2008 Illinois:  With 14:00 to play, Illinois led the Hawks 24-9.  Stanzi covered 64 yards with three completions to cut the lead to 8, then scrambled for 14 yards on 3rd and 10 with 3:30 to play, setting up first and goal at the 5.  Shonn Greene scored on the next play, and Stanzi hit backup tight end Allan Reisner for the two-point conversion to tie the game.  Unfortunately, nearly 3:00 remained on the clock.  The defense buckled, leading to a game-winning Illini field goal with 24 seconds left on the clock.  Clock management was never again an issue, and Stanzi has not lost a game he started and finished since.

2008 Penn State:  The watershed moment.  Down 2 to the undefeated, third-ranked Nittany Lions with 3:45 to play, the Iowa offense took over at its own 29.  Stanzi took a sack on the first play from scrimmage, then completed four passes to methodically move the Hawkeyes down the field.  He hit Brandon Myers for 11 yards on a key 3rd and 10.  He hit DJK for 10 on another key 3rd and 6, taking an erstwhile 42 yard field goal and making it a chip shot.  There were no clock issues.  There was Daniel Murray.

2009 Arizona/Penn State/Arkansas State/Michigan/Wisconsin:  Stanzi began employing a new weapon: The fourth-quarter game-killing scoring drive.  In all five of these games, Iowa held a precarious lead early in the fourth quarter.  In all five games, Stanzi engineered a scoring drive to extend the Hawkeye lead beyond one possession.  Given the effectiveness of the 2009 Iowa defense, an 8-point lead was effectively a death sentence for the opposition.

Star-divide

2009 Michigan State:  Through a fluke in the schedule, the Hawkeyes returned to the scene of last year's crime for a night game with Sparty.  The game turned into a slugfest, and Stanzi struggled mightily.  An MSU touchdown with 1:37 put the Spartans up by 4.  With 1:37 remaining, Stanzi took over, driving Iowa 67 yards on three completions and a scramble, then hitting Marvin McNutt for the winning touchdown on the game's last play.

2009 Indiana:  The game where it all came together, and not a moment too soon.  Stanzi was horrendous in the third quarter, throwing four interceptions into a 30 mph wind as Iowa fell behind by 10 points.  He then opened the fourth with two consecutive bombs, connecting with McNutt for 92 and DJK for 66.  He then engineered another game-killing drive, hitting Moeaki for 19 on a short field and letting Brandon Wegher do the rest with a late-game reliance on the run not seen since late 2008.

2010 Georgia Tech:  The consummate example of the New Ricky Stanzi Experience, as Georgia Tech wilted under the Hawkeye defense.  GT's only first half points came on an intercepted Stanzi pass return for a touchdown (the prototypical STANZIBALL).  But in the fourth quarter, with the Iowa lead cut to 3 points, KOK went back to Brandon Wegher and the offensive line, using the pass less as weapon and more as decoy, as Iowa chewed up clock and yardage on another long game-killing scoring drive.

Stanzi's ability to engineer a comeback put a premium on his arm when Iowa was behind.  Stanzi's game management, i.e. his ability to throw a completely inexplicable pass at any given moment, left the running game in charge when protecting a small lead.  I would say we should expect the same offensive philosophy, but with 60% of the offensive line lost to graduation or early entrance, Iowa might not have the luxury of a grind-it-out running attack.  He's both Iowa's savior and its Achilles heel.  The ability to come back from the dead, and the ability to throw a mind-boggling interception at any time, are now genetic traits; love him or leave him, Stanzi is #1.

The Heir Apparent

James Vandenberg (#16, Sophomore, 6'3", 205 lbs., Keokuk, IA)

The Mandenberg emerged as the clear QB2 last season, surpassing classmate John Wienke and planting himself at the top of the totem pole for 2011.  In his first collegiate start, he played the game of his brief career (20/33, 233 yards, 2 TD, 3 INT) in the de facto Big Ten championship game at Ohio State, a performance that would be impressive if turned in by his then-injured superior.  An interception in Iowa's one overtime possession turned Vandenberg's carriage back into a pumpkin, though, and the overtime loss -- moral victory as it was for the young signalcaller -- was a loss all the same.

Sandwiched around the OSU game were two performances that could charitably be described as lackluster.  Entering after Stanzi limped off in the second quarter against Northwestern, Vandenberg was nowhere near ready for prime time, going just 9/27 passing for a meager 82 yards as the offense ground to a halt against a thoroughly mediocre Wildcat defense.  It was this game that made expectations for the next week's clash in Columbus nosedive; despite holding a better record and arguably better resume, Iowa entered the OSU game a 17-point underdog due solely to the lack of experience behind center.  A week after the 'Shoe, Vandenberg reverted to his Northwestern form, going 11/24 for 117 and a pick against a Minnesota defense that finished the season fifth in the conference in passing defense.  Iowa scored just 12 points on a touchdown and two field goals that day; the stoutness of the Iowa defense and the bumbling ineptitude of Tim Brewster's ever-changing offense were the only things keeping Floyd of Rosedale south of Albert Lea.

The Northwestern debacle can be chalked up to a lack of reps.  The Ohio State game was a profile in courage.  The Minnesota game is HELLO DANGER WILL ROBINSON.  There was nothing -- cold but not miserable weather, home crowd, healthy offensive lineup -- preventing a solid performance against the Gophers; it's not as if Minnesota's defense was in any way better than Ohio State's.  Nothing explains it, that is, but inexperience.  If Iowa's season goes according to plan, reps will again be in short supply.  It means this post may come much later in 2011.  For the final year of Vandenberg's apprenticeship, and for the sanity of all of us, let's hope for garbage time reps and nothing more.

While You Wait for the Others

John Wienke (#14, Sophomore, 6'5", 220 lbs., Tuscola, IL)

Wienke had ostensibly been tied with Vandenberg throughout his first two seasons on campus, but by all accounts Vandenberg had won the battle everywhere but on the depth chart by September.  Those suspicions were only confirmed when Stanzi went down with an ankle injury, Vandenberg struggled, and yet Wienke continued to ride pine.  He was a heralded player out of high school, an all-state quarterback (and punter) as a senior, an Elite 11 selection, and a Lloyd Carr-era Michigan commit.  That hasn't translated to on-the-field success, however.  Given his rumored immobility and KOK's newfound love of the scrambler, Wienke might never break through and has to be considered a prime transfer candidate.

A.J. Derby (#17, Freshman, 6'4", 225, Iowa City, IA)

Ah, nothing triggers the wanderlust of Iowa fans like a scrambling quarterback, especially one who is home grown; A.J. Derby enters the Iowa program with rose petals lining the route, fawning praise roaring from the heavens, the local product who turned down the advances of the mighty Gators and Crimson Tide and Wolverines to make it big here.  He's done everything right so far, staying quiet (which, to be fair, is a rule for freshmen) and showing up early; despite Ferentz's groans of protest, Derby graduated high school this winter and attended spring workouts where he looked "lost."  There is little doubt he'll redshirt; there are already three quarterbacks on the roster (four if you count walk-on Wyatt Seuss, which let's just not for the sake of this paragraph), and Derby probably needs a year of work with Chris Doyle and Ken O'Keefe before he could contribute in anything other than an emergency.  Still, he's the golden child, and his name will be on the lips of the less-than-faithful at Kinnick should Vandenberg struggle in 2011.

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am i mistaken....

Or didn’t the final drive against JNU in 08 end in an interception? No big deal either way, just like to check the ol’ memory from time to time and make sure the Grainbelt isn’t killing too many brain cells.

"You're going to go out there with a dick full of confidence. Then, you're going to go out there and shoot that confidence all over the stadium." -Blue Mountain State

by Hawkaloogie on May 13, 2010 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

IIRC (and I might not; this is a similar Grainbelt-addled memory)

There was a pick in the end zone, but it was on 4th and Goal, so yeah, drive stalled.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on May 13, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better watch those brain cells carefully...

Per ESPN’s play-by-play, he threw an incomplete pass on fourth-and-goal at the end of the game to end Iowa’s hopes. I believe his lone STANZIBALL that day was an INT he threw when one of jNW’s defensive ends dropped back into coverage.

I still lament the fact that KOK never ran the ball once when they had it at first and goal at the end of the game. Greene or no Greene, I would have liked to give the running game a shot. Alas.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on May 13, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed

I don’t think we should have run. It’s not like we didn’t have Jewel Hampton or anythi-…. oh…

by edr247 on May 17, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Quixotic?

HS, you just can’t wait to whip out the Cervantes can you?

That sounds kinda dirty.

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by mikjones24 on May 13, 2010 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

edgar cervantes?

"You're going to go out there with a dick full of confidence. Then, you're going to go out there and shoot that confidence all over the stadium." -Blue Mountain State

by Hawkaloogie on May 13, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

For even remembering that name.

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by mikjones24 on May 13, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I loved Big Ed.

He plowed the way for Freddie Russell in 2002 and 2003.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on May 13, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I found his role on the team

quixotic in nature…

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 14, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1

The Gram stain is useful in classifying bacteria because....it gives me another reason to hate biology?

by hkobb7 on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Many moons ago ...

I had Edgar rush for a 1,000-yard season on EA Sports.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on May 13, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the Land of Make-Believe!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on May 13, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meow meow meeeoooow!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 14, 2010 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

That year

I benched JC because I hate playing with lefties and won four straight Heisman’s with Arvell Nelson

by Pain in the Sash on May 14, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate lefty's as well,

so I just changed him to a righty. He ended his carrer with over 20,000 yards.

"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST

by Dip-Shit on May 14, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dirty Cervantes?

Better than a Dirty Sanchez, I suppose.

(man, that was too easy)

Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.

by Bluzmn on May 13, 2010 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

ATP is the best series going on BHGP

Because it reminds me that the long off-season of my discontent is nearing an end.

Thank you HS for your always brilliant if not occasionally quixotic commentary.

by Internet Legend on May 13, 2010 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Wholeheartedly agree

Keep up the excellent work; this will be a great start to the summer weekends the next couple months

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by Twin Cities Hawk on May 13, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

STANZIBALL remains?

You don’t know that for sure.. he’s been working on that. I really hope he proves you guys wrong. And you all can keep making fun of him, but I wish him the best in 2010! I’m lovin’ him, not leavin’ him.

"Sometimes it's OK to punt." -- Ricky Stanzi, QB

by wishiwasiniowa on May 13, 2010 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Ricky will continue to throw the STANZIBALL.

To assume otherwise is a bit much. I do expect, however, that we’ll see far fewer than 15 INTs this year. I think it’s safe to assume Ricky will have a 20/10 year.

by The Mexican't on May 13, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The thing that kills me about a number of the STANZIBALLS

(and my memory could be off here) is that a few of them were telegraphed, touch-screen passes (Ark. St. & Arizona I think). That falls clearly into the judgment > mechanics category which, I’m afraid, is harder to correct.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 14, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

BHGP has loved Stanzi for quite a while.

And we certainly hope he cuts down on the STANZIBALLS… but at this point you kind of are what you are. And in Ricky’s case that means a gifted QB that’s prone to moments of brilliance and moments of brain-meltingly erratic (and awful) play. I hope (and think) he’ll cut down on the latter somewhat this year, but it’s always gonna be there. It just seems to be in his QB DNA.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on May 13, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

There are stories of QBs who turned the corner and ceased making dumb plays

but in most cases, they did so due to coaching changes, change of uniform (e.g., personnel), or religious conversion ( I’m assuming). In any event, I have really been racking my brain on the 4th quarter heroics and superior play that Stanzi seemingly pulls out of thin air to see what it is about this point in the game that brings out such good play from the dude.

Here is what is rattling in my brain:
- he thinks less
- he thinks more
- he maintains his comfort level while everyone else gets nervous and tight
- he suddenly gets much more confident
- defenses play off the ball allowing him more room to maneuver
- his teammates step up
- his O-coordinator steps up
- he audibalizes more
- he audibalizes less
- he finally gets warmed up
- he finally settles down
- he does it on purpose to create an aura of greatness

Hmmmmmm…..I’m still thinking.

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on May 13, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Mrs. Stanzi, you can relax a little bit. Everyone loves your son too.

by Abbas_Cincinnatus on May 14, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did any other schools offer AJ Derby

a change to play QB? If not, is that why he turned them down? I’m curious as he seems dead set on becoming a QB, and I could see those schools offering him a scholarship pending a position change.

by WearShades on May 13, 2010 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

He is

dead set on playing QB and considering that he’ll probably red-shirt next year, then it’s Vandy’s turn and he dang well knows it, then a change will cost him a year of eligibility that he would otherwise be at least getting some garbage time reps and learning the Iowa system’s finer points instead of something entirely new at Somewhere Else State leaving him two years to start in either case….. odds are he’s a Hawkeye to the bitter end.

Facts sometimes have a strange and bizarre power that makes their inherent truth seem unbelievable. - Werner Herzog

by Flakbait on May 13, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stanzi was essentially a running QB in H.S.

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on May 13, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoops...hit post too soon...

meaning this guy has every chance of developing into a fine QB. It is rare for a QB to start as a sophomore as Stanzi did so he needs to be patient.

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on May 13, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some other schools did offer him as a QB.

I don’t remember which ones did, although some certainly wanted him as more of an athlete.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on May 13, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, the old "athlete" position. Being recruited as an "athlete"

is the kiss of death. It’s code for being great at nothing but good at something that we can’t really put our finger on just yet. Who was the last “athlete” who actualy made a dent anyway? It’s the ultimate liminal jumblefuck. The kid made the right move. Florida would have had him at TE, then LB, a few plays at DE, then RG…and that’s just during this year’s spring practice. Identity in sports is crucial and athlete is not an identity. I love that we don’t recruit those kids or at least buy into that meaningless label.

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on May 13, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, we have had a few guys like that...

Champ Davis shuttled between multiple positions around 03-05 or so. Tyler Blum could never settle on a position, either.

And we frequently take guys at a position who have the capability to play something else if the initial position doesn’t work out — see McNutt, Marvin.

The “athlete” label also seems to frequently be something that recruiting services slap on a player when he plays both sides of the ball and they have no clue where he’s going to play in college; we’ve taken a few of those guys, if memory serves — they often seem to wind up as defensive backs. I don’t mind taking guys like that since sometimes guys are really talented but play out of position to help their HS teams win more games and they just need better coaching to really blossom at a different position. But if that is the case, they should settle on a position pretty fast. We’ve had pretty good luck with position changes at times but most of those changes happened in their first year or two on campus.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on May 13, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was McNutt labeled an "athlete"?

He should have been, apparently.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on May 13, 2010 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was lableled a football player

as I recall. Seriously though, he was a 3-star QB.

Just to clarify my comment…I think the label is dumb. And I seriously doubt Ferentz ever recruits a guy thinking, “Now here’s an athlete and we need an athlete next year. I wonder what position he will play. Maybe everywhere!” (extremem sarcasm intended). It would be asinine to recruit a guy without idea where they would use him. Of course teams allow players to change positions after arrival, but when Iowa recuits a so called athlete or any player for that matter, I am pretty sure they do so with an expectation that he will compete for a certain position.

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on May 14, 2010 6:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly I see Iowa's evaluation of players

Going something like this. Is he capable of playing on the O-line? If yes and extremely well – tackle; if (only) yes – guard and if yes but has good hands and a decent football head – center.

If no, figure out where else he can play, next position evaled is the defensive secondary. If that isn’t a good fit go on from there.

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by The Bacon Explosion on May 14, 2010 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought that when Iowa recruited any player

it’s with the idea that they could perhaps someday play tight end…

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 14, 2010 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

or guard.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on May 14, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course they do. I was just wondering how McNutt was labeled.

Philip Bates (he of my alma mater) was labeled as an athlete by pretty much all the recruiting sites and everywhere that recruited him wanted him to come with an undetermined position. He went to Iowa State because they said he could play QB. Of course, they just moved him to WR right away anyway. Then he quit. And now he’s at Ohio. I think.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on May 14, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't

Cedric “Motherfucking” Everson labeled as an athlete in the recruiting process?

by J.R. Angle has a posse on May 14, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is what Rivals had him listed it, yeah.

I remember when he came in that all the talk was of him being a CB, though. I think, like Stoopsy said, Iowa usually has a good idea of where they want a guy to play when they sign. Which is not to say that they aren’t flexible at times and there are a handful of guys that just never quite seem to find the right fit, but usually there’s a plan in place.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on May 14, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Minnesota 2009

I don’t think you can take too much from the Minnesota game since KOK seemingly had the playbook tightly crammed up his rectal passage. The coaches seemed content to let the defense win the game rather than give Vandenberg the opportunity to lose it. Good stuff!

by clutchhit20 on May 13, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

28 runs, 28 passes

Yes, I know the boxscore says 36 runs and 24 passes, but there were 4 sacks and 4 kneeldowns.

As is often the case, O’Keefe’s game plan was far less conservative than advertised. I would also argue that the ratio would have included more passes except that Vandenberg was tentative and ineffective. That part is pure opinion, of course.

Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.

by bpriebe on May 13, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

A fellow KOK appreciator!

Welcome to the club. Now, don’t askme what the secret handshake is because it’s just you and me in this damn thing anyway.

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on May 13, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

The offense would have looked a lot better...

if Vandenberg had figured out how to recognize a corner blitz in that game. Minny killed us with that.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on May 13, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either way...

That was one of the most boring games I’ve ever been to in person. Fumble here, fumble there, jesus… Minnesota just looked awful. And our sweet flowing offense didn’t look much better. Hopefully KOK brings out the wildcat and Jewel runs for 400 yards at TCF…TCP..ftp? Bank next year. Come on. It could happen.

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by mikjones24 on May 13, 2010 11:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

The day Iowa runs the wildcat

is the day Ferentz is either coaching in the NFL or drinking lemonade at a retirement villa.

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on May 13, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

We did go five-wide a couple times and run a few zone-read plays last year.

Maybe KOK slipped those in when KF wasn’t looking.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on May 14, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seeing Iowa go 5-wide was confusing.

I wasn’t sure that I remembered that correctly.

by The Mexican't on May 14, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're wrong.

I heard from a radio station in Kansas City that we’ll be trying it out next year.

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by mikjones24 on May 14, 2010 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn . . .

That took me a second. At first, I thought, huh?

And then it washed over me and I went to the penalty box and felt shame.

"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."

by MarcMorehouse on May 14, 2010 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Aw Shucks

Now I feel kinda bad.

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by mikjones24 on May 14, 2010 6:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

You DID post at 1:30 this morning. Many synapses fire at varying speeds at that time of day.

by txhawkeye on May 14, 2010 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now that's some funny shit!

"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST

by Dip-Shit on May 14, 2010 7:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is that the same radio station

that reported invites to the Big Televen had been sent?

Just askin’…

Adrian Clayborn is strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark

by The Bacon Explosion on May 14, 2010 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now stop that.

Jokes aren’t funny when they get explained. Remember when the Minnesota AD explained Brewster’s contract extension? OK, so that’s still funny.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 14, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

fail

my sarcasm font identifier is slow this morning…

Adrian Clayborn is strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark

by The Bacon Explosion on May 14, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I remember it as the SS blitz being the killer

his pick was also from not noticing a safety, that time one playing centerfield.

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Just how deeply can your senses be wrong? With some VR goggles, a camera and a touch on the back researchers were able to overcome a person's sense of being inside their own body.

by shake n bake on May 23, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not a KOK hater, furthest from it

I just remember how boring the offense looked that game, very bland. It seemed the coaches kept all the plays very generic.

by clutchhit20 on May 14, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Higher chance of

Stanzicussion and Stanziseasonendingbrokenbones though too.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on May 14, 2010 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damn you to hell. You can think such things, but you’re bad jujuing the Americanzi by putting it in writing. Go drink some chicken blood or whatever anti-jinx remedy you ascribe to.

by txhawkeye on May 14, 2010 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Will Miller Lite work?

If so, I will flush the venomous mojo from my system thoroughly later.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on May 14, 2010 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have been told

you need to add some hard liquor for this to work properly.

"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST

by Dip-Shit on May 14, 2010 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh dear

I hadn’t planned on getting puking drunk tonite, which is always the end result of me and hard liquor. I suppose that would be the most thorough way to purge the bad vibes though. I didn’t really want to purge it that much.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on May 14, 2010 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Too late Toe Man,

the damage is done.

"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST

by Dip-Shit on May 14, 2010 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, nothing for it.

Mrs. Toes is going to be proud of me tomorrow.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on May 14, 2010 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

That’s looking at the glass half full.

"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST

by Dip-Shit on May 14, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

There’s nothing better than the Mrs look of pride the morning after the man she was so happy to marry once upon a time gets puking drunk. Sadly, you brought it on yourself.

by txhawkeye on May 14, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

I’m sure when she eventually gets sick of m, I will be able to trace that first step into the abyss to the day I jinxed the most patriotic person in America, and had to punish myself daily. Sort of a liquid self-flagellation if you will.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on May 14, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Toes

I saw this band at the Yacht Club open for Dagobah.

"I will go to Germany and then play in a couple of AAU Tournaments like Peach Jam and Boo Williams." - Junior Lomomba

by Ornery Woody on May 14, 2010 4:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Side note

For quarterbacks with a minimum of 15 starts, Randy Duncan holds the school record with a winning percentage of .842. Stanzi would have to go 12-1 this season to beat that. However, 3 wins gets him past Chuck Long into second.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on May 14, 2010 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Interesting

"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST

by Dip-Shit on May 14, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you know....

….that QB’s who have a career completion percentage of 65% and start 35 or more games and are taken in the first or second round never bust? So if Stanzi starts 17 games next year while throwing for 80% or higher on 300 pass attempts, he’ll get drafted high and be guaranteed not to bust.

I have no idea what I wanted to figure that out. I initially thought he’d have a better shot than that. Like start the whole season and complete 70% of his passes or something. Yikes.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on May 14, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least you have set realistic goals for him

Adrian Clayborn is strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark

by The Bacon Explosion on May 17, 2010 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

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