FRANPOCALYPSE NOW: AARON FULLER TO TRANSFER
by Adam Jacobi on Apr 9, 2010 4:35 PM CDT
in Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball
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Well, whatever Fran McCaffery told Aaron Fuller and his father, it didn't work. The day of pain continues unabated as word comes in that Aaron Fuller will transfer away from Iowa at the end of this semester.
So far, only the DI's Brendan Stiles has claimed confirmation, but that'll change shortly; we're sure reports are being written up all over the place as we speak. Hlas and HawkeyeInsider, among others, have tweeted it as fact, so, it's fact. Well, unless many reputable people are concurrently and independently misinformed. Severely unlikely, that.
It's hard to make much sense of this from our admittedly biased standpoint; Fuller was a good player on a bad basketball team last season, one that (one would have previously assumed, anyway) would improve markedly this season. Fuller would have been a major contributor to that. But now, it appears his worries about Iowa not becoming a "winner" for which to play have become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
At the very least, we do hope Fuller finds his way to a significantly better program than Iowa, and that includes education. If he goes to some rinky-dink mid like Indiana State, then he hasn't really improved his lot in life. Not for life after basketball. If he finds a decent school that plays better ball, then, well, what the hell are we going to say? Boo for him? He's a traitor? Whatever. It's a coaching change, and people leave. It fucking sucks, but it happens.
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I was thinking WIDESPREAD FRANIC, myself.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No one remembers that group
except for idiots with way too many albums…like myself.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 9, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
"Albums?"
Tell me again about how hard things were in the old days, grandpa.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"Album" is an accepted term
to describe any collection of music compiled in a set sequence and then given a specific title i.e. everything from “Double Nickles On The Dime” to “Late Registration”. You’re thinking of the term record, which is very evocative of vinyl (which is actually making a comeback).
Also, GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING BEAT-NIK, AND TURN DOWN YOUR BLACK EYED PEAS AND RICE AND LADY GOO GOO DOLLS AND WHATNOT!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 9, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG UR SO OLD
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Was that one of those "twoots" I keep hearing about?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 9, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
@Kyle McCan't El Oh El
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
El Oh El?
That must be something to do with those McIntosh Apple Personal Computers. Me, I’m just fine with my Tandy 1000. Speaking of which, I just came up with the funniest trick where I was able to spell out the word “boobs” in huge block letters using nothing but the “0” key. I had to hit “return” a whole lot, but it was worth it. As soon as I print it out and tear off the perforated margins, I’ll put it in an envelope and mail it to you so you can see what I’m talking about. Maybe you can record your reaction on a camcorder and then convert it to VHS and mail it back to me so I can put it in my VCR and see your response on my full-color Zenith. Looks like this old dog can learn new tricks…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 9, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Tandy 1000?! Whoa!
Looks like someone upgraded from the Commodore 64. And the electronic squeal of dot matrix printers still haunts me.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I only bought the Commodore 64 to play
Alas, once I found out about Captain Goodnight, it was “goodbye” to the C64.
/Shalit’d
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 9, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I had a C64 and I totally owned at Gorf
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 10, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
In all honesty
we had a Laser. The link is necessary because I’ve never met anyone else who is aware of this machine’s existence. My favorite games were Defender, the maddening Below the Root and the sublimely awful:
Dr. J Vs. Larry Bird One-On-One Basketball.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 10, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Which one is Larry Bird?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 10, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I will actually answer this tongue-in-cheek question
because through years of playing this game I can tell you it’s the defender…identifiable through the absence of a pixel-fro.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 10, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm confused.
By “sublimely awful” you mean “totally rad,” right? I mean, that’s what my 7-year old self thought…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Obviously.
Sometimes your player would go up for a dunk so Thunderdougish, that the backboard would “shatter”. This mind-blowing turn of events would be accentuated by the arrival of a janitor who would come out and sweep away the glass.
Figure A.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 10, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck yes!
That was awesome (and really, the only good part about the game).
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 10, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember that vividly.
And it was absolutely wonderful.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
After the Commodore 64
I had a Spectravideo. It had 80KB of RAM. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Steve Jobs. The games were on cassette tapes. There was one called “Ninja” that shaped me into the man I am today.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 10, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
It's James Bond Approved?!?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 10, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I think they used it in MOONRAKER.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That movie would have been better
had it been titled “Jaws Finds Love”.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 10, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Even monsters deserve love.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I like him better as Hellboy
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 10, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I like him best as Clay Morrow.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Even if it is apparent that his time as Hellboy ruined his hands.
Clay better figure out how to get those hands healthy, because the SoA is about to take over Ireland.
by The Mexican't on Apr 10, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
You guys watch this show?
Is this going to join The Shield & Breaking Bad as another FX show that I should be watching?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 11, 2010 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I have so little time as it is.
I just barely get my “Lost” and “30 Rock” viewings in every week. Just another for the Netflix queue.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 11, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Except for the stupid baby kidnapping thing, sure, why not?
"can your nerd powers explain what this dude is doing in the thread above? I think we’re already defeated"
by ReadingRambler on Apr 11, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait just a second
‘Color’ TV? You’re pulling my leg!
by Brock Sampson on Apr 9, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate to say this
but I bet he’ll be kicking his own ass after next year.
Good luck where ever you decide to go Aaron.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
One thing that made me feel better last night was watching the extended exclusive KFXA interview last night.
Yes they lead in by promising details of the “Fran Plan”, how pedantic. Anyway, he actually mentioned using contacts with AAU coaches. Interesting, I’ve almost forgotten about this AAU thing after Lickliter neglect. Maybe he can work some AAU or JuCo Frangic and get some Frantcourt help even this late in the process.
First Lil' John
and now this
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 9, 2010 4:47 PM CDT reply actions
Son of Lickliter
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 9, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Caught that after the fact. It’s tough to keep the thread going when my boss keeps coming by to ask questions.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 9, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Sit 'em down and let them partake in the discussion.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
We can't even get a fucking "edit" button and now you want a "boss" button?
Greedy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He's from Wisconsin.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 9, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
WHAT!!!
YEAH!!!!
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Apr 9, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm certainly not blaming McCaffery for this
nor did I blame Lickliter for all the transfers he had to deal with as well, but this is now technically the third person who would have an Iowa jersey on next year that won’t know (and yes, I counted Lil’ John).
Can we just please keep the team together…just once?
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Apr 9, 2010 4:53 PM CDT reply actions
Keeping a 20+ loss team together
Not a top priority for me. Bring in as much new blood as possible coach!
Yeah!
If freshmen don’t win right away, then they should leave!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Exactly
so we keep losing, keep having freshmen/sophmores transfer out, keep bringing in new freshman
Rinse and repeat
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Apr 9, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Well obviously
I would rather have these 2 guys than not, but this does open 2 scholarships for McCafferey to work with next year.
I just wish it was Brommer that was tired of losing instead of Fuller.
It's frustrating and annoying...
But anyone expecting a totally bloodless transition here was probably wishing for a bit too much. Does it suck to lose the guy who was our best player in B10 games? Yes, absolutely. The key difference to me between this and what we’ve seen the past three years under Lickliter is what happens next year; if we keep bleeding 2-3 players each off-season, then yes we’re well and truly fucked. If these changes are just a result of the regime change and the guys remaining and the guys coming in buy in and stick around… well, then this was just an ugly and unfortunate part of the transition.
If nothing else, I’m glad that this gives McCaffery a chance to bring in more of “his” guys to hopefully fit the style of play that he wants to run — hopefully that will cut down on the awkward and painful transition phase that we suffered through under Lickliter for a few years.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I hate losing
but McCaffery has a very impressive track record when it comes to rebuilding jobs. Until he proves he is the wrong man for the job, and I would assume that includes actual game results, I’m going to go ahead and put my faith in the way he’s going about his business.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 9, 2010 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I assume you mean the early transfers Lickliter had to deal with?
Because it’s difficult to absolve him of all responsibility for the latter transfers. Transfers and decommitments are virtually a given with coaching changes; losing 2-4 guys every single year after that is not.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
True
but all but one of the players that transferred while Lick was here were recruited by [redacted]. The only player that Lick rectruited that left was Kelly, and that was because his mom died and he wanted to be closer to his family. You can’t blame a coach for that.
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuller too
I think you could count him as transferring from Lickliter’s team.
And I think its naive to think that Kelly transferred only because of family problems.
If you include Fuller as transferring from Lickliter
then you have to include Tyler Smith, Jeff Peterson, Tony Freeman, and others as transferring out of [redacted], because they were recruited by him, and therefore on “his” team.
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Apr 9, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The situation is a little different
don’t you think? It sounds like the Fuller transfer was a big reason for Lickliter being fired.
Smith was obviously nobody’s fault, his situation was much different. I’d even give you Tony, whose father played with [redacted] and that was the reason he was at Iowa. But Peterson I would put on Lickliter.
I don't think Smith was ever on anyone's team but his own
Remember that he signed a letter to TN and then bolted when they fired Peterson and hired Pearl, spent a year in prep school, became a “[redacted] guy”, then bolted again when the hair gel show moved to the high desert.
That's not fair.
He kept seeing the coach he committed to get fired. Plus his dad died. Some cases are sufficiently peculiar that it’s not worth your time to try to fit them into a narrative about selfishness or whatever.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
You don't think this past season
gave us more insight into his true character?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 9, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
How are those things related?
Unless you think daring to leave Iowa to be with your dying dad is somehow a character flaw, I guess I don’t see how this is part of a pattern.
PackerHawk implied that Smith was selfish/of poor character.
Jacobi responded that it wasn’t fair to judge his character based on unforeseen and tragic circumstances. I would agree with that. I would also think it could be easy to see how one could judge character on subsequent weapons charges. Even bad dudes love their dads, it doesn’t make them cease to be bad dudes.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 9, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Adam didn't say he was a great guy or something though
He said that transferring twice isn’t what makes him a bad guy. Which is true.
Fair enough.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 9, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Also,
didn’t Tyler leave a kid behind in Tennessee when he came to Iowa?
I guess if family is really that important, you don’t leave your own kid and baby-momma in another state.
Maybe Tyler is a decent guy, but I’m favoring the other side of this coin at the moment.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 9, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
So Lickliter was just the unluckiest motherfucker ever?
Or he couldn’t form bonds with anyone but “his” guys? (And even that is debatable, if certain transfer rumors from this past semester were true.) He had some bad luck, sure, but some of his woes were certainly self-inflicted.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But there is a difference between forming bonds
and having the right players that fit your coaching style. Most of the players that left under Lick didn’t fit in with his style of coaching (whether his style was good or bad is irrelevant). It was like Ryan Mallett and Michigan. He is a good quarterback in a pro-style offense. When Carr left and RichRod took over, Mallett did not fit into RichRod’s spread offense, so he transferred to Arkansas. That doesn’t mean that either one of then was wrong in that situation, they just didn’t fit. I think that was the same with Lickliter.
Again, I’m not defending Lick here or anything, I’m just trying to make my point.
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Apr 9, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but...
if you are any kind of coach, you probably don’t just treat players as disposable parts for your system.
I don’t blame Lick for not being so warm to Tucker after his transgressions. But some of the other transfers (Freeman, J Davis, Palmer, Peterson) might have been avoided if we had a coach who actually got his players to like him.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 9, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Sooooo
This opens another scholarship for a JUCO player I guess, we may just field a starting 5 JUCO transfers at this rate.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Think Fran can find us a Bullwinkle clone?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Apr 9, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he can convince
the Ivan Brothers from the Capital One commercials to come to Iowa
It’s not like Northeastern State is a dream program…
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Apr 9, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I've always said I play exactly like The Moose
I stand in the corner, jack the three, and play lazy D. I’m pretty sure I have eligibility left.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Sure.
Go to the Field House or the courts behind Burge, find the dude who hangs around the arc and jacks up the most 3s, and offer him a scholly. Blammo, you’re done.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Stay away from the Burge courts...
for two reasons.
- I played there once with some friends, and I know I suck, and my friends are not good enough to play collegiate ball.
- If you have dudes who are used to playing on the Burge courts, you will have to dump sand on the court at Carver to allow them to make a transition to indoor ball.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 9, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
That second item on that list was supposed to have 2 before it...
I guess SBNation is going all MSWord autoformat on me.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 9, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
If it's JUCO players you want
then Wayne Morgan is still available!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 9, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he'll probably throw in the Sports Pack and free HBO for three months, too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Goddammit
This is seriously bumming me out. These two guys together would make a few games more winnable next year, and a lot more games winnable the year after.
This isn't the end of the world...
If he thinks he can’t thrive here, then so be it. Best of luck, son.
I’m not going to get angry, but I’m curious to see how all of this looks two years from now.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 9, 2010 5:23 PM CDT reply actions
This is frustrating
because, I really thought Fuller would have done well with a more up and down system. I would understand Brommer and Brandon “Deepdish” Coughill, but the fact Fran couldn’t sell Fuller is a little bit troublesome. I am certainly not suggesting that the sky is falling, its just a kick in the dick I was hoping to avoid.
Ankles! We don't need no stinking ankles!
by three and out the kok story on Apr 9, 2010 5:39 PM CDT reply actions
I hate seeing him go
but like you said, I thought he would love to be in this type of system. Best of luck to him and all, but I have a real hard time understanding what he’s thinking.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 9, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I tend to agree with that -- I was looking forward to seeing what Fuller could in this offense.
But there’s some chatter that Fuller had made up his mind to transfer quite a while ago, so maybe his mind was set on that and there just wasn’t much Fran could offer him to change his mind. Now I’m not sure what Fuller’s going to find elsewhere that’s a lot better than being a starter and major contributor to a team in a BCS conference, but who knows. So far I think Smith is the only guy who’s really “traded up” when transferring out.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If you are correct and he had his mind made up long ago...
Maybe we should ante up some cash and throw him one hell of a going away party. He might of had this planned out the whole time. He didn’t like the school and decided to transfer. He owed one of his teammates a favor, so he let it “slip” to Blood Punch that he was leaving because of Lickliter. Lickliter gets fired, Debt paid to teammates and all is well in Hawkeyeland. Eventually.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
I wonder if Arizona or ASU...
has at any point made it known that they would take Fuller? If so, you can understand why he might head back to the desert.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 9, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The sitting out a year, makes me question his choice.
If he ends up transfering there.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Maybe...
but if you sit out a year, and Miller gets Arizona to be really good, or Sendek gets ASU to stop underachieving, then you land with a team that could be a threat to go deep in to the NCAA tourney.
With Iowa, you are basically a part of yet another rebuilding project.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 9, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, at least he has a redshirt year to use still.
So he won’t lose any eligibility wherever he goes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Excellent point, Ross.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 10, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Sure, YOU may be laughing
But I’m sure Cougill’s mom the Sioux City Journal is already drafting a column lashing out at this “unnecessary, mean-spirited and disgusting” attack on someone who was MR. IOWA in basketball.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Somewhere...
Cougill heard the news about Fuller’s transfer.
Then, Mr. Iowa Basketball said to himself: “There’s a starting spot open. I better train to get bigger, stronger, and faster.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Little chocolate donuts
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 10, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I think . . .
And it doesn’t matter. This is totally uninformed, but I believe this is more Fuller than anything Fran.
Just a thought. It’s going to be one of those egg-omlette thingies. Some eggs are going to break.
Although, some of the Larson stuff I’ve heard is odd. Not reporting, just thinking odd if true.
"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."
So are you saying
you know how to make an omlette?!?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 10, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd like mine with:
Ham (none of that canadian bacon stuff), green peppers, onions, and just a dash of tomatoes.
Thanks!
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 10, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Isn't it easier just to say
“I’d like a Denver omlette?”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 10, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't a Denver...
include mushrooms sometimes?
Also, I dare you to look up “denver omelette” on urbandictionary.com. It is pretty gross.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 10, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
OK, I guess you win that dare.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 10, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Point of order.
Why is it called the Denver omlette?
Did John Denver like eating this combination when he was on the road and needed a good hearty breakfast to start the day?
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 10, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
No,
it’s what his remains looked like after the crash.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 10, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Much like John Denver
you missed your target.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 11, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
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