WE'RE TALKIN' BASKETBALL: White On White Crime For The Title
by Adam Jacobi on Apr 5, 2010 7:19 PM CDT
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All right, folks. One more game in this wretched college basketball season. It's Duke against Butler. The major vs. the mid-major. The haves vs. the have-not-as-muches. The so-lily-white-even-Scandinavians-recoil-in-horrors vs. the... well, the mirror images. Hey, all white people look the same to us.
So let's have one more open thread for the road. Just think, 12 months from now, that'll be Iowa, playing for and winning the title. And if Iowa isn't, then we fire Coach Fran and get a guy who's committed to winning. Fair's fair.
It's probably the last BHGP open thread for almost five months--yeesh--so let's enjoy it and send the season off right. Y'all know the rules. Game on.
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New Rule Propsal:
In addition to filling out your bingo card, take a drink any time you hear those words.
Because he plays for Duke?
Or because he looks like General Zod?
by The Mexican't on Apr 5, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
That's an insult to Zod.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Your face is an insult to humanity . . .
(I’m getting started early tonight)
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Your mom's face...
No… I can’t do it. Sorry.
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 5, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Butler went just over 12 minutes without a FG against Sparty, right?
Can they top that span tonight?
Of course they can win.
Doesn’t mean they will. But they can.
Hahahahaha, “can.”
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 5, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Sorta.
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 5, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope they win.
But I don’t expect it to happen.
by The Mexican't on Apr 5, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't say so.
KenPom’s giving them 19% odds, which is pretty shit. I want them to win, but this has all the makings of Duke coasting to a 15-point win.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
This is one of those games
where I’ll only be happy if it’s close at the end. Otherwise I could care less who wins.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
I can’t really buy into the whole David/Goliath thing, seeing as how everyone expected Butler to be good this year. If they got up by 30 I’d probably stop watching.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm hoping for David v. Michealangelo
because despite his height, David’s still got tiny balls.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
If it's Michealangelo the Ninja Turtle, instead of the artist
I’m in.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
No, the sculptor.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Although Michaelangelo v. Rodin would be awesome.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
v.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm, I just can't pick against a Ninja Turtle.
But we better warn Japan, so they can get a running start
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
RODAN!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm praying for a Butler buzzer-beater,
but predicting a Due 18-point win. Incidentally, Butler was the only other campus I visited besides Iowa when looking for schools.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Duke will win because of the refs.
1!!!
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Because they will call a good game?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup.
Like they did against Purdue. And Baylor.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Where is David versus Goliath and a "Hoosiers" refrence?
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Randy Orton was better when he juiced
Wait, wrong thread.
Or right one?
I have money on Butler +7.5
You should probably do the opposite
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
Boo
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you booing me because my bet ensures they will lose by 22?
Or because you hate me.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 5, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you think?
I like your photoshops.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I like your hair
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 5, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I used to have dandruff.
Now it’s just greasy.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
It's blagojevich-y
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Forget who WILL win
We’re all rooting for Butler, right?
Yep.
I meant to add quotes around “music”. I use the term loosely.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Curious
As to what a certain coach (that was at Butler 4 years ago) is thinking right now.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
I'm having a Franberry Vodka
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 5, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
....or are we not doing that anymore?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 5, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think that should ever end. Ever.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
The puns? No.
The girl drink? Yes.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I love that the Butler players pet the live bulldog mascot during intros.
Is shaking Coach K’s hand the equivalent of that for the Blue Devils?
The only thing worse than Kellogg's voice and Coach K's face is playing basketball in SUPERDOMES
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
The best bet you can make
is that Kellogg will agree with every call the officials make. No matter what happens, it was the right call.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I blame nothing from Iowa.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Which number is "Nothing"?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Kellogg told me it was 1
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree.
Lickliter’s voodoo will hurt them.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Over under on a HFMR on "Lickliter's Voodoo"?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
(sigh)
HFMR PHOTOSHOP for “Lickliter’s Voodoo”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Zoubek vs. Howard
There hasn’t been a more white post battle since Matt Doherty (UNC) vs. Uwe Blob (IU) in ’84.
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This is going to be the last BHGP Open Thread for a while?
I’m not certain if I am liking that. I demand we have a thread for uhmm…. the College World Series! YES! Iowa’s going all the way this year!
/sigh
Who am I kidding…
/depressed’d
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
Fuck that
I’m going with an Earth Day open thread.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
With Bill Rafftery?!?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I support the idea of a Master's Open Thread...
because it would degenerate into BHGP hi-jinks almost immediately.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
How great would the Masters telecast be if ...
David Feherty did the whole broadcast freelance?
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Only half as great as a Gus Johnson Masters.
by The Mexican't on Apr 5, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
To which commercial are you referring to?
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 5, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
All of them
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
We could live blog
the NFL draft. Or…anything really.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 5, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
If we're going to do it
and we won’t do it right, it’d be all 4 days. C’mon, it’s not like we’d be talking about it anyway. It would just be photoshops with random updates thrown in.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 5, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still not excited about first round on primetime Thursday.
by The Mexican't on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep. Bad Idea Jeans.
Although, they had to do something, as the draft was getting quite stale.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
NHL.
Come on, it’ll be fun!
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
True. NHL playoffs would be fun.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I would totally be in for a playoffs open thread.
At least if the Avs don’t choke away the 8 seed.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't mind Chicago, but they'll surely lose in the second round
after the Avs upset the Sharks in the first. Sorry. I did love the Blackhawks powerhouse on NHLPA ’93 for Sega Genesis though.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I like this ING commercial
Glad to see not all people named Clark are vapid and brain-murdering.
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Does anyone actually watch shows on CBS?
The Mentalist? Seriously?
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Old people don't go out.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
They haven't turned the channel
since Murder She Wrote was cancelled.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Because they're dead.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Some of them.
Ok, most of them.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like someone needs to call Angela Lansbury.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Not mentioned above, but I think we can count it as "gamer" and "scrappy"
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
Brian Zoubek is the Soviet Union.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
95% of the country are fans of Butler tonight
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Apr 5, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
If I can change, and you can change, we can all change!!!!!!!!1
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really a fan if you call them "that team that's playing Duke"
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That's how I choose who I'm going to root for in Notre Dame games
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Apr 5, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Of that 95%
Only 5% actually know which state Butler calls home.
by The Mexican't on Apr 5, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless you live in Horizon-Central
AKA Chicago
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
There are only two Horizon schools in Chicago
Three if you count Valpo, but they’re the newbies to the league so we don’t count them yet.
That's more than any other city in the conference, no?
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by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
NOT True!
It’s been constantly reminded that Butler’s campus is 6 miles from the game in Indianapolis… So… that brings up the percentage to roughly… 47%. This is only because 17% don’t know what state Indianapolis is in and 36% don’t give a shit.
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 5, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Duke games are unbearable to watch this season.
Even more so than usual.
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I think Kellogg likes to say knack.
Because it has a “k” just like his last name! Tee hee hee.
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They're intimidated by Duke.
Because they’re ugly.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Or because they'll be their employers someday.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Or because they're ugly.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he getting ready for Krissy Cox to "service" him?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see any Butler players with broken legs yet . . . .
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm, I just remembered the Mountaineer with the busted leg the other day . . .
you may be on to something.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
That's because Duke mistakenly injured Da'Sean Butler over the weekend.
by The Mexican't on Apr 5, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
ahem
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
You're kidding, right?
That was an absolute cheap call.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I was actually hitting enter before the whistle.
The Howard foul was just a coincidence.
by The Mexican't on Apr 5, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Terrible foul call
Neither had position and were both going for the ball.
I know the David v. Goliath angle has been played to death
but even the schools’ names infer that one should be subservient to the other.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
I was thinking about that earlier
but couldn’t think of a sufficiently witty way to post about it. So I didn’t.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent!
+88
(I don’t know why 88)
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Everything you write gives my brain AIDS.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That doesn't seem medically possible. . . .
are you HIV positive?
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
let me check...
…yup, positive.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Hoe come you never hear people say they are HIV negative?
You would think its something you would want others too know.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Because then the joke doesn't work
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess it could work, like watching an Iowa basketball game this year
“Quit being so HIV negative,” I would say to someone bitching about the Hawks. That actually works better, since the person probably doesn’t have HIV. Hmm, I like the suggestion, flip.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Be careful. I think this is the end result.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh, crap
Just wait till Junny sees this.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I like it when they don't charge killers with murder.
Helps with the flow of graveyards.
Or something.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Horse. Shit.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I don’t get why refs are so intimidated by Coach Shrjsjckseskcy. Bob Knight, I understand. He’d beat you to death bare handed
Coach K probably has ways of ruining your credit score or some shit.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Jews.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, it was a joke.
Jews are just alright with me.
And Jesus too.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I can think of a song for you.
But it’s by Molly Hatchet, so nevermind.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeeeeaaah...
you’re cut-off.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The NCAA would like you to ignore the chance of their SUPERDOMES hurting shooting.
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
Refer to the old people coment above
they don’t turn off their tvs. and that counts for being “watched”
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 5, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Your mom is too hard to operate.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Aren't you thinking of his dad, Rambler?
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
I’m thinking of his mom.
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
You just need to know how to talk to her.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
I'm guessing Welsh.
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I really wish Brad Stevens would tell the refs that his older brother could beat their ass.
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I just read that the President picked Duke to win.
His bracket sucked, so maybe he’s jinxing them. I dunno.
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
"Great" play at halfcourt (which looked an awful lot like a takedown)
followed by a 10-yard Singler rush.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Refs are way too quick with that held-ball call.
That was either a timeout, travel, or foul (twice) before “simultaneous posession.”
He beats the shit out of Jeeves.
But Alfred is and always will be my favorite butler.
Woodhouse can’t even poach eggs.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What he lacks in egg poaching skills
he makes up for in rug fetching ability.
by The Mexican't on Apr 5, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
He's also good for caring for junkie monkeys.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm partial to Jeffery from the Fresh Prince
He made Will Smith what he is today.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Wasn't it Geoffrey?
And yes, he was the man. Especially when he would have a party while the family was out of town, and you’d see slutty maids grinding up on him. That was always hilarious.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I went with the American English spelling
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Yes.
It’s called “Notre Dame”
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Butler's joining the Big Ten?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Zoubek "influenced" the shot
the way Lee Harvey Oswald “influenced” the election
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, that
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Iowa State?
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
...(speechless)...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Make up call was about due...
jus saying
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I want a make OUT call
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You. HFMR.
Film it.
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
TAINT.net?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Bro-toshop?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
"Two minds are better than one"
Unless it’s…
No, that’s too easy. I’ll instead say CBS really sucks.
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
I always love to watch the eyes of Duke players light up when they hit the 3 point line
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
They get the same expression when their coke dealer calls.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Apr 5, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH SNAP FTW BUUURN
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Quinn Snyder
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, Quinn...
Missouri-area hair care suppliers and cocaine producers still mourn your departure.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
In other words,
“Every person in southern Missouri still mourns your departure.”
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
No, Wojo.
Coach K is a delegator.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
These refs called a travel on Huck Finn.
True story.
(I don’t know what that means either)
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
As in "sold down the river"?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno
I’m just WaterlooChazzing winging it here.
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I demand residual payments.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean like
Jewish reparations after WWII?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
No, the reparations were deserved.
Mine are not.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Heyward's movement w/o the ball leaves something to be desired at times.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Forde's halftime tweet:
33-32 at half, Duke. Anyone who goes to bed or turns off TV now should be deported.
Because a Duke-Butler final is the only thing that makes us Americans.
Well, Forde is from Kentucky
and went to school in Missouri…maybe he is just looking for an excuse.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone who is Pat Forde should be deported...
TO <strong>HELL!!!!
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Not just any Hell! Strong Hell!
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by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Strong Hell?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, sure, why not?
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting that you had the image close at hand. . . .
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Google'd "muscular devil"
it was on the first page.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I shudder to think what was on page 7
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
probably a fat devil with a muscular body part.
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 5, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
If you don't find porn before page 7 of a Google search
you’re doing it wrong.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Safe search in this household
I’ve got kids
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
And THAT showed up?
Safe Search is not working.
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 5, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Gay is unsafe?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Topless Men and Women in Lingerie
And suggested bestiality… Because the devil is an animal. I say that shit is just wrong
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 5, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Why were you looking for Ron Zook pictures?
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I would have gone with "handsome devil"
but I would have felt arrogant just looking at my own picture.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
-50
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing I'm still up like 47 for a Crimean War reference...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I must have missed this.
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck all y'all!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
He isn't drawing enough attention to himself.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Kyle?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Did you just enter my name?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
“Kyle McCann’t is a conceited motherfucker.”
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hey, I just tried that and I only got this threa....ooohhhh.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
When I tried it the only result was
“No shit”
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
What can I say?
It’s great to be me.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Just to remind you, Ross
This is me:
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
question
how long will it be until this is photoshopped?
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
In my culture
it’s considered “sexy”…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Be careful. This is the end result.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
As long as Kyle is locked away
and guarded by “top men”
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that Chazz?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW
what the FUCK are you doing reading that choad-cheese’s tweets?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
God, he fucking retweets everything.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He's a tweeting machine.
And he’s got no problem with it. Anyone who apologizes for a lack of tweeting is probably a lil crazy.
by The Mexican't on Apr 5, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Is choad-cheese a type of fromunda?
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I was using literary licence.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Your mom is a type of fromunda.
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I know you're mom is because she comes
fromunda my nuts.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 5, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
In completely unrelated news:
BigTen considering a leap from 11 to 16 teams: MechaGodzillaVoltron Confrence
I saw that and was irritated, too
but mostly because it involved taking a bunch of OK-Big East schools instead of raiding the Big XII in tandem with a few cherry-picked Eastern institutions.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Delaney: "I WANT UCONN"
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
The Yukon?
maybe he’s got foresight…or gold prospects.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
We're bringing Temple, you guys!
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 5, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I tend to want some crappy teams to beat up on...
like Temple, as opposed to Texas.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 5, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions