Fran-demonium part II: Fire up your Photoshop
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 3, 2010 2:24 PM CDT
in Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball
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PrintI realize you're probably just about fran-punned out by now, but I got bored. And when I get bored, I photoshop. So what you get is more Fran. You're probably thinking: "Why didn't you just put this in the other thread, you Fran-bagging son of a bitch?" And the answer to that is, "shut up."
I'll get the ball rolling.
Frand-aid
Frankind
Genghis Frahn
Show me what you got. Not having Photoshop is no excuse. Just ask Bucketochicken:
Plenty more after the jump....
Frannon
Fran-dy Warhol
Franjo
Frantom of the Opera
Franama!
Praying Frantis
Francid
Frandem Bicycle
Franda Bear
Frandalism
Widespread Franic
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by Horace E. Cow on Apr 3, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Beat me to it!!!
You beautiful, brilliant bastard!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 3, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
The Leia & Jabba in the corner is the best part.
Awesome.
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Same here.
And yes, that is the best part.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 3, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Fran's my man!
i would attach the pictures if i could only figure out how!! old school, and all…
Fran-bo
Fran-klin D Rosevelt
Fran the Nanny
Fran-anarama
Fran-kensence and Mihr
Fran the talking horse
by two.niner.was.old.school on Apr 3, 2010 5:02 PM CDT reply actions
Frandy
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
My grandma
Has had a neverending supply of these things ever since I can remember…
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 4, 2010 2:00 AM CDT up reply actions
They are especially tasty if...
you don’t chew them, but let them melt and blend together on your tongue.
And yes, I know that sounds gay, but I’m only talking about Andes Mints, here. Nothing else.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 4, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
My grandma is the same way
Since I can remember I also threw all the wrappers behind her TV.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Coach McCaffery brings the death metal
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
That's so good it hurts
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 3, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahahaha
YES
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 3, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I fucking love you.
"I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er." - Adrian Clayborn
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Apr 5, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm liking this one the most, so far.
If they have a bad practice, do you think he says the following to the team:
“You Maniacs! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”
I want to make a “Take your stinkin’ hands off me you damned dirty ape!” joke, but if I make the joke in reference to Ed Hightower, it just seems racist, so I won’t.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Well then it's a good thing you didn't make a racist allusion to Ed Hightower and apes...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 3, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I fucking love the look on Frando's face here.
“Aw goddammit man, I just knew that motherfucker would alter the deal…”
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Yul Brommer grins foolishly at your Hebrew God's cofrandments!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
McCaffery: Andrew, you have 5 fouls to give.
Brommer: So let it be written, so let it be done.
(40 seconds later).
McCaffery: I didn’t mean to use them all this half, Brommer!
Brommer: It is better to die in battle with a God, than to live in shame.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 4, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I see what you did there...
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by Kyle McCann't on Apr 3, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Mt. Franier
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
If we suck next year
can we say “this shit is Frananas”?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 3, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Please SOMEONE do the Dapper Fran photoshop for me.
MS Paint just isn’t up to it.
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 4, 2010 2:20 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Reading Franbler
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 4, 2010 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Appeasement!
Chamberlain thought it would work with Hitler but he was on the doorstep of Poland in no time. Soon Ramber will be having you do his taxes.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 8:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks, man
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 4, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I like this one, also.
I really like Salma Hayek. She seems smart.
/Holds hands in front of chest to insinuate breast size.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 3, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Fran 9 From Outer Space!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 3, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Starring Bela Lugosi's corpse!
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 3, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Fran Gully
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Hey, is that "Avatar"?
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by Kyle McCann't on Apr 3, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think it's the prequel.
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
If more people knew what "FernGully" was, this would be your winner.
Sadly, I am probably the only one laughing.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 3, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Kyle McFrann't
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
golden
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 3, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, bronze
but we get the picture.
+1 for BOC
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 3, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I know, that's what I said too.
I showed my wife the thread, and it’s the first thing she said.
She’s smart.
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Goddamnit!
I was already working on that one!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 3, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Franbo
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
+1!
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 3, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
George Cosfranza
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
god that's awful
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
No, THIS is awful
Mega Fran
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 3, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I like it.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 4, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Franet Earth
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2010 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
by Kluginator on Apr 3, 2010 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
I think Barta as Tinkerbell really sells this one for me.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Oooohh...
I didn’t notice Tinkerbarta until you said that
by HeartOfHawkness on Apr 4, 2010 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
As always,
excellent work, Kluginator.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 4, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 12:11 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
You, sir, are a genius
+1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpfbbfanOJs
And another touchdown for Rick Stanzi! Too bad the poor man's apparently colorblind!
Franzi
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
by Kluginator on Apr 4, 2010 12:49 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
FRAN HUR
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
by Kluginator on Apr 4, 2010 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The Franish Inquisition
No one expects the Franish Inquisition!
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
by Kluginator on Apr 4, 2010 1:04 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
by Kluginator on Apr 4, 2010 1:21 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
A classic.
Unproductive since August 21st, 2008.
by ReadingRambler on Apr 4, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
The Fransitive Property
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 4, 2010 1:47 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Fransvestite
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 4, 2010 1:57 AM CDT reply actions
It looks like Fran stole Daniel Dennis' mustache?
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
Fran O War
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
by Kluginator on Apr 4, 2010 2:22 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Fransformers - more than meets the eye
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 4, 2010 2:31 AM CDT reply actions
Sorry man but I'm still taking Galvabrands over Frantimus Prime
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
He is the natural successor to Megabletron.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Apr 5, 2010 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see your Colonel Franders...
…and raise you the entire Franders family
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 4, 2010 3:29 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I like it
although the implications are disturbing.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions
What's disturbing is a Google Image Search of "Flanders family" with Safe Search turned off
Yikes.
This one comes with a jingle too.
Hens love roosters, geese love ganders,
Everyone else loves Coach Franders!
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 4, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't pretend to understand Frannigan's Law,
I just enforce it.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Apr 4, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Frantasmic
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
by Kluginator on Apr 4, 2010 2:58 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
You guys are truly unbelievable.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 8:57 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Macho Man Frandy Savage
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
by Kluginator on Apr 4, 2010 10:24 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
That actually looks legit.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! It does.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 4, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
First he's gonna getcha...
once he’s gotcha,
he’s gatcha.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 4, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawkeye Coaching Marvels
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
by Kluginator on Apr 4, 2010 12:53 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
OK, that's marvelous (get it!).
No, really, it’s my clubhouse leader.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Kluginator has...
both quantity and quality.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 4, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Hell yeah, Duez
MS PAINT REPRESENT
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 4, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I have no idea what this phantom post is/was (or should I say "Frantom")
or why it was somehow rec’d. Weeeeeird.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Raggedy Ann & Frandy
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 4, 2010 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Frant Butt
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 4, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm going to have nightmares for weeks because of this image.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
Follow me on Twitter: @MattLaCasse
"That's icky" .gif
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
BHGF
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 4, 2010 4:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Suck up...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
This might be your winner.
And thank you for using a pic of Dr. Manhattan where we didn’t have to stare at a blue “piece of anatomy.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 4, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Marge clapping would have been a hell of a lot funnier if it DID show the Franatomy.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 5, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Because cleary THAT is what this thread was missing...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 6, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 4, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
That is not Iowa's Randy Duncan, right?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 4, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
No, actress Sandy Duncan
of the glass eye fame.
I am totally out of ideas apparently.
by HeartOfHawkness on Apr 4, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I had to look her up on Google...
but now I remember.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 4, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon!
She was a star of screnn, stage and Scooby Doo.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 5, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Frandruff
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 4, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I'm shampooing double tonight
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 4, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Frantonicity
And you can bet “Roxfranne” will be their opener.
by Touchdown Iowa! on Apr 4, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
I was hoping for "Don't Fran'd So Close To Me"...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Frandroids
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 4, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
That's dedication.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 4, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
God I love this site
frantastic job guys.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Just how deeply can your senses be wrong? With some VR goggles, a camera and a touch on the back researchers were able to overcome a person's sense of being inside their own body.
thank you.
I'm looking at you, Bloodpunch. Get it done.
by Franimal House on Apr 5, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
nice work
welcome
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 5, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
You guys are brilliant!
Thanks for making my Monday morning.
Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.
Michelfrangelo
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 5, 2010 7:54 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Shorts = win
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, he was in the raw at first, but then I thought better of it before I uploaded it.
Probably a smart move.
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 5, 2010 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Is your wife as irritated with you as mine is with me
for the sheer about of time you’ve wasted doing these all weekend?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Probably.
She thought it was funny at first (a recurring theme at Casa del Bucketochicken), and even gave me a few ideas of her own for the thread, but after Hour 14 or whatever… uh, yeah.
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 5, 2010 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions
My kids keep milling about behind me
asking me about what I’m doing. As hard as it is to explain to an adult, it’s somehow harder to explain to a kid.
“Your daddy is carefully cutting Tammy Wynette’s face out so he can put this lady’s face there instead on the off chance it wins him acceptance and smiles from people he will likely never meet. No go to bed and imaginary daddy will read you a bedtime story.”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Start Your New Program the Right Way... with Fran Flakes
by storminspank on Apr 5, 2010 9:23 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
It would take thirty two thousand bowls of Fran Flakes…
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 5, 2010 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I wish you could have worked Lance Palmer into that.
Still, good job.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Come to think of it...
…Fran-ce Palmer with his spray-on Fran:
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
For no other reason other than "it was in my head"
Margeant Slaughter and Colonel Brustafa
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 2:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Are you sure that's Col. Brustafa?
I could’ve sworn his name was General Adfran…either way, nothing is going to top Margeant Slaughter.
by Touchdown Iowa! on Apr 5, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
General Adnan gave way to Colonel Mustafa (The Iron Sheik, if I'm not mistaken).
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Dayfran...fighter of the Nightfran...
by Touchdown Iowa! on Apr 5, 2010 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
What the hell is this?
It looks like Fran from Cobra Kai vs. Fran in Saturday Night Fever PJs with a sumo thong over the top of it.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 6, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Always Sunny
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 6, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I was watching that episode on DVD...
as I scrolled down to find that photoshop.
Wow.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 6, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The Franstastic Four
Looks like someone beat me to it already. Oh well…
Although you clearly know what you're doing.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Frantelope
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by Bucketochicken on Apr 5, 2010 11:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
good game
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 5, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Who won?
Or did we all lose?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it just me
or did “Heavens” apparently join the site just to make us all look like rank amateurs? Some serious hardware going on there…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
At least I have some more options for who to turn to when I need a photoshop for a story now...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hahaha!
Hear that HFMR? You’ve become redundant! Heavens (who I can only assume is a 12 year old Vietnamese boy) is the new BHGP Photoshop Overlord.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 5, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck me
I’ve been rendered useless. I would complain, but yeah…..he’s good.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 6, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
And I've already been feeling inadequate.
Ever since I noticed the “Nic Cage As Everyone” link on the right side of the BHGP page. Makes my photoshops like I smeared a turd on my screen.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Apr 6, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Come back!
It was just post-Duke Schadenfreude! Remember, this guy might have a deft touch, but I’m yet to see your sense of the absurd show itself in his (limited) output.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 6, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey, it's just to have options if HFMR is otherwise occupied.
You know, making pubechecks, drawing up new plays for KOK, or finding awesome bargains in thrift shops — the usual.
Plus, our whole design ethos is kinda built around a loving appreciation for crudely done shit, so we wouldn’t wanna stray too far from that…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Heavens, Can you substitute Gary Barta for Shirley Jones.
We have trouble right here in River City
That starts with “T” and that rhymes with “P”
and that stands for “Phran”!
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
This should get double points
simply due to the fact that Meredith Wilson wrote The Iowa Fight Song.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 6, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
The Music Fran (reprise)
Gary Barta reprise edition
by Heavens on Apr 6, 2010 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh we've got trouble...
…right here in Bloodpunch’s city.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 6, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
In the Sha-poopie-shoot?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 7, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
For the Arrested Development frans out there...
Mr. Franana Grabber.
Absolutely wonderful!
I loved He-Man when I was 4 to 8 years old. I had a bunch of the figures, as well as Castle Grayskull.
Unfortunately, I bought a DVD of He-Man TV episodes, and now that I am in my 20s, it is not nearly as fun to watch.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 7, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
There was a figure called "Stinkor"
which I thought smelled of vomit when I was a kid (which was kind of the point seeing as he was a muscular skunk-man). I happened across this figure in a collectibles store a few years ago and, with a little life experience behind me, realized that scent was Patchouli. Appropriate considering Patton Oswalt once described patchouli as smelling like “dirt that’s been fucked by a bum.”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 8, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Minus the face...
I recognize that exact brain image and have used it in presentations to kids who visit my lab. It’s a good demonstration of the arachnoid because some of it is dissected and some is intact. My work and leisure worlds are colliding!
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 7, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Frandy Kaufman in the wrestling match...
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 7, 2010 2:44 PM CDT reply actions
if you can find it in the dictionary I will let that grammar check fly
Half Hawkeye, Half Duhawk, all Iowa.
Fellow Dubuquer?
Or just a Loras alum?
by Touchdown Iowa! on Apr 7, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a Loras grad.
Class of ’99. So… honorary Dubuquer? A Dubuquer in spirit (pun definitely intended)?
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 7, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Loras Grad '04. I majored in Mulgrew's chilli dogs and minored in The Walnut Tap
Half Hawkeye, Half Duhawk, all Iowa.
My brother graduated in 03...
And double-majored in The Walnut Tap.
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Apr 8, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Where's the license plate that says Hawkeye 1?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Apr 8, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Scratch that.
I meant Fradit 1
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Apr 8, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
MUST. HAVE.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 8, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
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