FIND THE GUY WHO WENT TO IOWA
by Adam Jacobi on Apr 22, 2010 3:13 PM CDT
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NDAMUKONG SUH IS WATCHING YOU, WALL STREET.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wait...
I thought you rang a bell to open and close the market. What’s up with the gavel?
Am I way off here? I really hope he randomly just showed up with a gavel…cause that would be a way cooler story.
For more BHGP-endorsed, incisive commentary on race relations today...
…please direct your browser here:
http://stuff.ubersite.com/112560949433320805/1/whiteblack.swf
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Wow.
Perhaps their servers don’t like us.
Sorry, Ubersite.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Look at that freakin smile
That man knows he’s about to get paid.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
The white guy, the one with the work ethic
Also, I hope they stopped that black guy with the questionable attitude and the broken family structure from stealing the gavel.
"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."
by Twin Cities Hawk on Apr 22, 2010 4:13 PM CDT reply actions
He already made off with an honest man's eyeglasses!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
"One of these things is not like the others..."
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
[looks for annoyingly white receiver]
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Apr 22, 2010 4:36 PM CDT reply actions
Annoyingly white?
That’s far better than deceptively quick. May be even better than the Inexplicably Great tag, too. Hurry, Ferentz, find us the next AWIWR.
by The Mexican't on Apr 22, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I never
had a term for it. But “annoyingly white” is my new favorite skill position!
Jermelle Lewis is workin' the Minnesota D like a part time job.
It's been awhile since we've had a good one
Kevin Kasper is rolling in his grave.
Ed Hinkel?
Although that was almost five years ago now… Brodell and Stross had their moments, but… yeah.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Dave Moritz...
One of the best catches in Iowa history when he had that TD against tOSU in Kinnick… not a pretty catch like a DJK but he got ’er done for us in a lot of games.
Yes, I’m old.
My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com
by Leftcoast Hawk on Apr 23, 2010 6:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Are those a bunch of rapscallions from Chicago who will ruin our neighborhood...
…oops, thought I was on the KCRG/Gazette comments page.
(Seriously, have y’all ever seen the racist bullshit people post on there?)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 22, 2010 4:41 PM CDT reply actions
Here's a hint
He also looks a lot like your local State Farm agent.
by Nomo Stanziballs on Apr 22, 2010 5:43 PM CDT reply actions
I thought BHGP was edgy and hip? This whole peice sounds like a bunch of old farts sitting around Floyd's barber shop bemoaning all those darkies in football today.
If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor
I can't tell
Which one is holding hands with another guy?
I never travel far without a little Big Star. R.I.P Alex
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