Technically, we can't make too much fun of Penn State's choice of music. Fair's fair.
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Not as bad as PSU's, but still bad
Someone needs to infiltrate Kinnick and and not allow this to happen!!
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Apr 22, 2010 12:13 PM CDT reply actions
My wife and I were at that game.
I never noticed that song until she mentioned something about it to me at halftime. After that, I couldn’t get that damn song out of my head. I say damn you to the sound crew at Kinnick!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Thats a huge factor
Iowa fans in the stadium have no control of what is being played over the loud speaker, PSU fans chose to blare this song at a tailgate.
Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.
by White Lightning on Apr 22, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn Straight!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
So...
Iowa fans can’t choose to not sing along?
"I am enthusiasm, wrapped in zeal, inside an enema." - SMA
by ReadingRambler on Apr 22, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you ever been to Kinnick?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
IOWA FANS ARE EMOTIONLESS ROBOTS WHO CAN BE CONTROLLED BY OUTSIDE FORCES FOR EVIL
"I am enthusiasm, wrapped in zeal, inside an enema." - SMA
by ReadingRambler on Apr 22, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I see that you have.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
I am Adam Jacobi's sock puppet
"I am enthusiasm, wrapped in zeal, inside an enema." - SMA
by ReadingRambler on Apr 22, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
That gives a sick and sordid image
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Apr 22, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that the same sock hes uses to....
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Don't make the imagery any worse than it already is...
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Apr 22, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll try, I can't promise...
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
I just don't want to lose the beer I have ingested
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Apr 22, 2010 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Drinking @ 1:00 on a Thursday afternoon?
You must be a student.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
not a student....
Just temporarily unemployed
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Apr 22, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Temporarily means you start at 12:00
Fully unemployed means you don’t stop.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Been there, done that.
Hope everything works out for ya.
If you don’t mind me asking, what type of work do you do?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Have you ever seen my climaxes?
I don’t use a sock, I use a trash bag. Bladow.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
30 gallons of babies.
It takes like an hour to all come out. Best hour ever.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I just got the image of a boa constrictor...
…regugitating it’s meal.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 22, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
So that's where "Oops Pow Surprise" came from. I mean, "originated".
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Apr 22, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
30 gallons?!
Do you hibernate after you’re done?
by The Mexican't on Apr 22, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That sounds prison-y.
"Enough of your borax, Poindexter! We need action!"
by Bucketochicken on Apr 23, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
See above reply
"I am enthusiasm, wrapped in zeal, inside an enema." - SMA
by ReadingRambler on Apr 22, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Semi-emotionless.
Losing to Northwestern sends me into a blind rage.
by The Mexican't on Apr 22, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Please sir,
do not use “losing” and j"northwestern" in the same sentence again. I had enough anxiety pills to last until Friday until you made that comment.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Not even close
It’s a decent song, really (yes, it’s by the same people who gave you the legendary “My Humps”), and the lyrics are actually quasi-appropriate for the setting.
“Party in the USA”, however, is sung by a sixteen-year-old whose fan following is largely comprised of prepubescent girls who watch the Disney Channel.
We still win.
"It's a decent song, really"
http://mgoblog.com/content/sad-pandas
This disaster [song in question being Tonight good good night or whatever] was played incessantly over the PA, and we, not being 14-year-old-girls, didn’t know what it was. Friend of Blog joked that it was probably a Jonas Brothers song, and we laughed, and then we thought to ourselves IS that a Jonas Brothers song? It turns out no, but it’s by the Black Eyed Peas, which is 95% as emasculating. Hell, this imeem playlist by one Shelby Veppert, who—no foolies—is a 19-year old from Columbus who lists Nickelback(!!!) as one of her favorite bands, has the song sandwiched between two Jonas Brothers songs. If Michigan Stadium ever has anything that can be considered a sort of theme song I’m going to buy out Ann Arbor Torch & Pitchfork, and if it’s ever something as terrifyingly fey as that thing, I’ll storm the castle myself.
"I am enthusiasm, wrapped in zeal, inside an enema." - SMA
by ReadingRambler on Apr 22, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
You're all teenage girls.
That’s my argument.
"I am enthusiasm, wrapped in zeal, inside an enema." - SMA
by ReadingRambler on Apr 22, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Correction: We're, not you're.
We’ve accepted it, maybe you should do the same.
"I am enthusiasm, wrapped in zeal, inside an enema." - SMA
by ReadingRambler on Apr 22, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Black Eyed Peas used to be a pretty descent semi-underground hip-hop group...
…and then they enlisted the pants-peeingly bad stylings of a former member of Wild Orchid (and former member of Kids Incorporated- – a.k.a. the generic Mickey Mouse Club). Stupid record companies and their “suggestions.”
In fact, a Fergie-less BEP was supposed to play the University of Iowa in like 2000 for the (MT… vomit… V) Campus Invasion Tour, but that was canceled the day before.
However, when the “Penn State is a Night Game” post went up last week I immediately thought of the 2009 Michigan game. So, naturally, the rest of the day my brain kept going “Wooo hooo, tonight’s gonna….. aaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh… vomit.” But at least I associate it with beating Michigan, so it’s got that (one thing) goin for it.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 22, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
They played this during the spring game
I couldn’t help but laugh because I remember how ridiculously pissed this made everyone here last year. It’s just a song, dudes.
Yeah, and Hitler's just a guy.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Apr 22, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whose paintings are now ash in some weird guy's art gallery.
by The Mexican't on Apr 22, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Which was a totally awesome twist.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"No Offense"
“But I’d rather put my dick in a blender.” CLASSIC.
Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.
by White Lightning on Apr 22, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to be cool, and understand what you're referencing...
….so, if you just tell me what you’re talking about I’ll be half way there.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 22, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Justified
Relatively new show on FX. It’s really good. Watch it.
I;ve heard it's good...
…will stream it on the computer (don’t have television).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 22, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm....
….interesting semi-colon placement (not sure what that was about).
I prefer the whole colon though.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 22, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
My kingdom for an edit button...
…though I guess it’s kind of mild compared to the trashbag comment.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 22, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Self imposed sanctions.
Classy. Well played, Jacobi. Now we can all wallow in self-pity together.
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Success With Honor
They need to replace it with something more patriotic....
To honor Stanzi…..Something catchy like "America F**k ya! "
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Apr 22, 2010 12:58 PM CDT reply actions
EXACTLY
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Apr 22, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Pronunciation mark Fail
!!!
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Apr 22, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course you know we HAVE to play Black Eyed Peas at this year's Homecoming (prolly the "Immabe" song)...
…in order to assure us victory. It would go something like this:
Loudspeaker: “Imma imma imma be, Imma imma be”
JoePa: “Egads, what is this catchy yet familiar sound. It’s like the cry of a dirty Spaniard in a bear trap, run through a computer processor”
JayPa: “It gets me hot, dad.”
Secretary (I don’t know why she’s at the game): “It’s Black Eyed Peas, drink your cat/skunk juice. Jay, here’s your Oreos and a White Russian.”
JoePa: “F-E-R-G-…”
JayPa: “There are no recruits here are there? I need to go hide.”
With one and a half key members of their coaching staff incapacitated we could easily beat them by at least 3 points. We must DO this!
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 22, 2010 3:01 PM CDT reply actions
Explanation for diegu... go read the JoePa Chronicles...
…and as an asside I’d like to mention that after the recent (completely out of context) “BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!” post I now think of our little buddy as that relative that no one talks about in public, or the little sibling that your mom makes you take along when you go to hang out with friends (“Just don’t say anything to embarass me.”).
And I fully expect a reply post saying something like:
“Rainbows and cookies! YO! ADRIAN CLAYBORN!!!”
Don’t worry diegu, we’ve all gone through an awkward phase. Also, none of this is meant maliciously… I say shit like this to my best friends all the time… cause I’m a dick like that I guess. But seriously, check out the JoePa Chronicles (that goes for everyone, whether you’re read them or not).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 22, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Because I'm bored and I like to help people,
I did a quick look in the archives and found the following Episodes of the JoePa Chronicles. I will also utilize Star Wars episode numbering format. This will provide a chance for prequels to be made. YAY!
The JoePa Chronicles: Episode IV: Joe Paterno Writes A Programming Note
The JoePa Chronicles: Episode V: JoePa Writes Another Programming Note
The JoePa Chronicles: Episode VI: Joe Paterno Seals The Deal
Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 22, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, this video is in the student section...
…so naturally all of the 18 and 19 year olds are singing along.
I was in the student section for this game (for old time’s sake- – just thought it’d be more fun and a walk down memory lane- – drunken and standing in the freezing cold where more movement equals more warmth- – I’d never been in the “new” student section) and felt all of my 30, at the time, years. I literally learned the song that night.
Wooo-hooooooooo….. vomit!
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 23, 2010 1:52 PM CDT reply actions
The Penn State tailgate video was clearly a student tailgate, though.
So the “students only” idea doesn’t separate our BEP from their Miley Cyrus.
by The Mexican't on Apr 23, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
It would have been awesome if the players broke out into a dance during the warmup
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
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