MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 3: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

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Meanwhile, as Ricky Stanzi's recovery continues in Iowa City...

Stanziicon_medium  I swear to God, J, that if we play Stratego one more time I'm gonna vomit.
Iconreman_medium  Aw c'mon!  I want to try the "bombs in the front row" defense.
Stanziicon_medium  Well, now that I know what you are planning to...
Eagleicon_medium  /flies into room
Eagleicon_medium  GUYS GUYS GUYS
Iconreman_medium  What's up, Freedom Liberty Eagle?
Eagleicon_medium  I thought you might need to know: I saw Joe Paterno coming this way
Stanziicon_medium  Probably wants to get beat down again Pwned State LOL
Iconreman_medium  LOL
Eagleicon_medium  No, Ricky, concentrate!  Paterno's not alone.  He has Trololo, Trololocat, and Hockeybear with him!
Stanziicon_medium  Oh shit.  That can mean only one thing.
Iconreman_medium  He's coming for us.
Stanziicon_medium  Quick, J, call Clayborn
Iconreman_medium  /calls Clayborn's cell phone
Iconcell_medium  PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSIC WHILE YOUR PARTY IS REACHED
Iconcell_medium  My loneliness is killing me and I...I must confess I still believe.  When I'm not with yo this is AC. I can't come to the

Iconreman_medium  Damn it. He's not answering
Stanziicon_medium  He's probably locked up.  I knew that cab driver thing would come back to bite us in the ass.  What are we going to do now?
Iconreman_medium  We're gonna need backup.
Iconmetcalf_medium  /rips door off hinges
Tylermfsashicon_medium  /crashes through window
Iconmetcalf_medium Tylermfsashicon_medium  Did someone call for backup?

Iconreman_medium Stanziicon_medium  Metcalf! TMFS!
Iconmetcalf_medium  We'll back you up, Rick.
Stanziicon_medium  But you'll forfeit your spots in the tournament!
Tylermfsashicon_medium  We don't care.  Paterno has Hockeybear AND Trololo!  He must be stopped.
Stanziicon_medium  You're right.  It ends now.  
Stanziicon_medium  Let's do this.

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