I swear to God, J, that if we play Stratego one more time I'm gonna vomit.
  Aw c'mon!  I want to try the "bombs in the front row" defense.
  Well, now that I know what you are planning to...
  /flies into room
  GUYS GUYS GUYS
  What's up, Freedom Liberty Eagle?
  I thought you might need to know: I saw Joe Paterno coming this way
  Probably wants to get beat down again Pwned State LOL
  LOL
  No, Ricky, concentrate!  Paterno's not alone.  He has Trololo, Trololocat, and Hockeybear with him!
  Oh shit.  That can mean only one thing.
  He's coming for us.
  Quick, J, call Clayborn
  /calls Clayborn's cell phone
  PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSIC WHILE YOUR PARTY IS REACHED
  My loneliness is killing me and I...I must confess I still believe.  When I'm not with yo this is AC. I can't come to the

  Damn it. He's not answering
  He's probably locked up.  I knew that cab driver thing would come back to bite us in the ass.  What are we going to do now?
  We're gonna need backup.
  /rips door off hinges
  /crashes through window
   Did someone call for backup?

   Metcalf! TMFS!
  We'll back you up, Rick.
  But you'll forfeit your spots in the tournament!
  We don't care.  Paterno has Hockeybear AND Trololo!  He must be stopped.
  You're right.  It ends now.  
  Let's do this.