Fran McCaffery totally looks like...

 Gary Cole

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 Mmmm yeah, Cully I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday.  We lost a few people in the offseason and we sort of need to play catch up.

Steve Forbes

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 Every team in the NCAA should play the same schedule in order to eliminate cheaters and corporate shenigans.

Steve Jobs

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 Why join the Navy if you can be a pirate?  Wait, what?


 The lawyer from the Simpsons

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 You're about to be served with a subpoena and a side of bacon.


Anthony Edwards

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  No one's really gonna be free until nerd persecution ends.

 

 More after the break.  Plus I'm counting on you to come up with some.....

 

 

Chevy Chase (circa 1998)

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 We have a pond in the back...we have a pool, and a pond.  Pond would be good for you.

 Gary Busey

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A cross between Beaker and Professor Honeydew with nicer hair

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 MIMIMIMIMIMIMI


The lead vampire from Lost Boys

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Hey look how clean-cut and mild-mannered I am.  Just stading over here on the sidelines being polite.  Whoa, hey ref, no foul?  You're not going to call a fucking foul on that?  He looked like he was trying to take his virginity, you blind fuck.  NOOOOOOOOOOO  AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH...... 

 

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 Who else ya got?

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