BOB ZOOK REGION, SEED #2: TIM BREWSTER
PROS
- God, where do we BEST TRY GOPHER CHAMPION start
- Falsified entire coaching record
- Coached some guy named "Chris Sims"
- Deleted 2008 Iowa game from 2009 Media Guide
- Hates Fat Pat
- Got away with murder in our imagination
CONS
- Tried feebly to strongarm the Minnesota AD
- Held Iowa to 12 points in 2009
- Just might be creating a decent enough team for new coach Rick Neuheisel to go 8-4 in 2011... wait, never mind
BOB ZOOK REGION, SEED #7: RON ZOOK
PROS
- Tanked pretty hard yet again this season
- Sent some weird 4:00 a.m. tweets
- Had a laughably bad recruiting season
- Blamed said bad recruiting on the fans
CONS