One of the interesting things about the internet is that it never lies. So I was impressed when I found this helpful graph on an ancestry website:
An interesting graph to be sure: Stanzi's life expectancy grew by 15 years between 1990 and 1996. The social scientist in me felt obliged to put together a helpful chart that projects these trends into the future:
Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages.
[Editor's note: If this is indeed the case--and we have zero reason to doubt so--would Leman-Stanzi 2012 still make sense for America? You don't want Stanzi to exhaust his Presidential eligibility too soon, after all.]