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Stanzi Will Outlive Us All

[Bumped, obviously.--AJ]

One of the interesting things about the internet is that it never lies.  So I was impressed when I found this helpful graph on an ancestry website:

Stanzi-fact1_medium

Source: http://www.ancestry.com/facts/stanzi-life-expectancy.ashx

An interesting graph to be sure: Stanzi's life expectancy grew by 15 years between 1990 and 1996.  The social scientist in me felt obliged to put together a helpful chart that projects these trends into the future:

Stanzi-fact2_medium

Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages.

[Editor's note: If this is indeed the case--and we have zero reason to doubt so--would Leman-Stanzi 2012 still make sense for America? You don't want Stanzi to exhaust his Presidential eligibility too soon, after all.]

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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