MARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS PART 1: JOE PATERNO VS. CORNSHOE HAMMAKER

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SEED 2: JOE PATERNO

PROS

Iconjoepa_medium HANG ON JUST ONE SPANIARD'S MINUTE HERE

Iconbhgp_medium Yes, Mr. Paterno?

Iconjoepa_medium THANK YOU

Iconjoepa_medium I KNOW FULL WELL CORNSHOE'S MODUS OPERANDI HERE

Iconjoepa_medium HE LULLS YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY, THEN HE USES HIS DRUID MAGIC TO TURN AN ORDINARY HOUSEHOLD OBJECT INTO A CIVIL WAR CANNON

Iconjoepa_medium AT WHICH POINT IT FIRES AND YOUR HEAD FLIES A GOOD 300 YARDS

Iconcornshoes_medium Haha, yeah, I do that. Speaking of which, that microwave behind you, there's something you shou

Iconjoepa_medium SILENCE YOU KNAVE

Iconjoepa_medium BEFORE I TURN AROUND AND EAT MY OWN TEETH AT 4,000 MILES PER HOUR, I HAVE ONE QUESTION

Iconcornshoes_medium Which is?

Iconjoepa_medium KNOCK KNOCK

Iconcornshoes_medium A riddle! Well, who's there?

Iconjoepa_medium TROLO

Iconcornshoes_medium Trolo whom?

Icontrolololo_medium TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Icontrolololo_mediumIconak47_medium  BRAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

Iconbhgp_medium That crooning Soviet just mowed Cornshoe Hammaker down with an AK-47! He'll never ride again!

Iconjoepa_medium DOUBLE AGENT COMMUNIST SINGER MAN, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL THIS INFERNAL BLOG

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Iconjoepa_medium EAT MY DUSTY GRANDPA FARTS, WORLD, THE JUNKIE COSMONAUT AND I ARE HEADED TO THE TITLE

Joe Paterno has advanced to the second round on disqualification (BHGP Marchifornication Rule 13.b, Section 4.a.1.4: no getting shot to death by the Soviets)!

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