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Fran McCaffery, preparing for today's press conference

 

For the next couple of days, there will be only one story of note: Fran McCaffery.  He will be introduced to the Iowa press at 11:00 this morning, with a meet-and-greet for the public at Carver Hawkeye Arena at 5:30 this afternoon. The initial PR, as is typical of the University of Iowa Athletic Department, was a disaster, as the initial press release misspelled the new coach's name.  Let's hope he didn't see that.  McCaffery (E before R except after C, people) flew with his family to Iowa city, sat down for an interview with the Big Ten Network's Dave Revsine, and talked with the returning players.  The players interviewed after the initial meeting were positive; unsurprising for Matt Gatens and Jarryd Cole, who have been committed to Iowa since Steve Alford was here, but reassuring for possible transferees Cully Payne and Eric May.  First, Payne:

"Great impression, he seems like a great guy. Definitely knows hoops well and he seems like he has a great family. Between us guys, we are really excited to play for coach. Mr. Barta and Mr. Mims did a great job and we are really excited after meeting coach today.

"I think the transition will be great. Coach was real in depth with wanting to get to know everybody which is a great feeling for us. We all left the room and looked at each other and said this is it and coach will be a great fit for us. We are excited to play for him."

As for Eric May:

"I like what he wants to do with our team and his philosophy of the game and how he wants to play. I am excited to get going.

"The transition will be smooth. We have a good group of guys. The change of coaches doesn't change how you have to work. You always have to keep working. If everybody keeps their mind right it will be a smooth transition."

To be fair, those quotes are coming from the athletic department after a closed-door meeting, and nobody met with the press afterward; if Payne walked out of the initial meeting and said OMG I HATE THIS GUY LOL, we probably wouldn't hear it.

The media, given confirmation of the choice Sunday afternoon and with column inches to fill before Monday's introductory press conference, did what was expected: Lost its collective mind for a second.  Rob Howe sent breathlessly-worded Twitter updates as he chased the McCafferys' SUV from the Cedar Rapids Airport to Iowa City (Dochterman, who has been doing actual reporting throughout like a good newspaperman should, might have gone slightly over the top with voyeuristic video of the new coach and his family getting out of the plane and milling around their truck).  All hell broke loose for a couple of hours, as reporters tailed McCaffery and his family to the Hall of Fame building and introduced the new coach to the infamous UI sports fishbowl.

Star-divide

Once the plane had landed and the smoke had cleared, some reporters (and, in some cases, I'm using that term very loosely; this coaching search has tarnished the credibility of a lot of purported "insiders" and their "sources" that fed them names like B.J. Armstrong, Keno Davis, Jay Wright, Bruce Pearl, Jamie Dixon, and Keno Davis again) regained sanity and took an objective look at the situation.  Chief among them, John Bohnenkamp:

I’m not going to judge new Iowa basketball coach Fran McCaffery because I don’t know him. I’ve never seen his teams play, and I don’t know much about their style, other than it’s an uptempo game. He has been in Iowa City for only a few hours, and what is amazing is how many Hawkeye fans think they do know him. No, he’s not the big-name hire that everyone craved. No, he doesn’t have any Iowa connections — for that matter, he doesn’t have many Midwest connections outside of the fact that he was at Notre Dame for a little more than a decade....

Here’s the truth, Iowa fans — the big names weren’t coming here. Bruce Pearl was a nice pipe dream, we don’t know what Scott Drew’s interest was, if there was any, and names like Jamie Dixon and Jay Wright were nice to chew on in hopes that maybe this job was really as attractive as everyone would like to think that it was. Barta wasn’t going to gamble on Billy Gillispie (too many DUIs) or Tim Floyd (recent NCAA allegations). The rumored consideration of former player B.J. Armstrong would have excited some who remember the good old days, but the reality was a lot of money was going to be spent on someone who didn’t have any coaching experience.

Also aboard the sane train, Mike Hlas:

So "overwhelmed and overjoyed" may not capture the mood of the Iowa fan base after it learned of the school’s hiring of Fran McCaffery. Then again, that was never likely to be the reaction after this hire. Iowa men’s basketball, for those who haven’t noticed the last few years, isn’t carrying a lot of cache nationally. No matter. After this morning’s introductory press conference, Hawkeye fans will surely love Fran McCaffery. Why? Because college fans always love their new coaches after their introductory press conferences. The coach says the right things, gives the right first impression....

Every situation a coach comes from is different, every situation a coach inherits is different. Most importantly, every coach is different. McCaffery isn’t a clone of Lickliter or Alford or anyone else. There is no earthly way of doing anything but guessing if he will be brilliant or mediocre here, but he should start with a clean slate in everyone’s minds....

But Iowa Athletic Director Gary Barta must not have been able to find a coach with two ‘Z’s in his last name. One day, we’ll be able to determine if he did the best he could after that. This isn’t that day.

Jon Miller says Iowa fans should rally around McCaffery, if only because he actually wants the job:

However, I do think it’s time for Iowa fans to circle the wagons and embrace Fran McCaffery now that he has been hired as the 22nd coach in the history of the Iowa basketball program, if for no other reason than he is a Hawkeye now, and he is whom Gary Barta hired.

Each of us wants to see the program return to relevance; it’s not really relevant right now. However, Iowa just hired a guy who believes that it can be, and who believes its more relevant than St. Johns or Seton Hall; McCaffery had been sought after to fill those positions.

But the man from Philly who was once dubbed ‘White Magic’ during his playing days at Penn said ‘no thanks’ to those eastern jobs, because he wanted to see the Iowa opportunity to the end.

He did, and he got it.

To repeat; McCaffery wants to be at Iowa. Right about now, I don’t know how long that list is as it relates to accomplished basketball coaches. He turned down strong overtures from other schools because he wanted the Iowa job.

Rob Howe, fresh from his O.J. Simpson-esque pursuit of McCafferty down Interstate 380, remains hopeful:

Smiles and optimism will rule Monday’s gathering, just like three years ago when Todd Lickliter was introduced by Barta for the same position. Even the most positive Hawkeye fan proceeds with trepidation after the last two coaches were shown the door.

It’s not a good scene here. Sorry. Attendance is at an all-time low while fan apathy sits at an all-time high. Three NCAA tournaments, one win in the dance and a whole lot of losing during the last 11 years will do that to folks.

Barta and McCaffery are smart men. They know what’s ahead of them and advance with great determination. It doesn’t mean they will succeed.

Really, we move forward with hope. Hope that McCaffery can translate his success at Siena to ascension up the Big Ten Standings. Hope that he can recruit. Hope that he can connect. Hope that the next coaching hire comes when he retires from the school…or at least until he‘s coached through half of his contract.

Steve Batterson of the Quad-City Times details McCaffery's resume.  His football counterpart Dan Doxsie...well, we can get to Dan Doxsie's wrongheaded, idiotic, uninformed rant later.  Suffice it to say, among the fourth estate, the general tone is guarded optimism, just as it has been for every coach Iowa has hired since the mid-70's and as it should be.  It's a new day.  Greet it with a smile.

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Not only is he playing stickball

he’s playing in slacks and a sportcoat. Now that’s dedication!

by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 29, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Y'know...

…I thought about commenting on the blue blazer, khaki pants thing, but I held back. I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought his attire was ill chosen.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 30, 2010 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Please don't comment on the blue blazer

It’s TOO SOON!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 30, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1, sir.

I didn’t want this to go unrecognized.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 30, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was either going to be you or AJ.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 31, 2010 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know how people like to post FAIL when other people do stupid things?

I will now use DOXSIE!! every chance I get. For example, if someone’s post has that TinyPic message instead of a cool photoshop, it’s “EPIC DOXSIE!!” from me. What a tool.

by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 29, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I could have put in a better effort

It seemed like he just needed to generate a column. So he decided to spend a few paragraphs comparing how Lickliter and McCaffery look alike and have the same number letters in their names.

Really. That is the best he could do? Oh, also, some people on the message boards aren’t happy! Oh noes!

It is hard to believe that people actually get paid money to write such sloppy stuff.

If you want to criticize the hire, fine. but try to do so on the merits of something beyond they ahve the same number of letters in their names.

by Enoch on Mar 29, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love this line in his article

“This seems to be the same guy, right down to the number of letters in their names. Four letters in the first name, nine in the last.”

Well we’re super fucked now. The only thing to look forward to now is the coaching search three years from now, because Fran and Todd both have four letters.

Dan Doxsie. You know what else has three letters in the first name and six letters in the last name? Ass Douche.

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMGZ!

That means that I could be a Bruce Pearl type coach too due to the 5 and 5 letter count in my name. Awesome!!!

by IAPiratesFan on Mar 29, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

And I live in Dubuque so I’m already here. I’m shocked that they didn’t call me because of the number of letters in my name.

by IAPiratesFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which pirates is it that you're a fan of?

The Pittsburgh Pirates? Cap’n Jack Sparrow’s band of merry misfits? The Somali pirates?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 30, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate to be the elitist here but

“Penzance”? That or “Butt”.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 30, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pittsburgh Pirates.

By comparison, Iowa Hawkeye basketball just isn’t that bad…

by IAPiratesFan on Mar 31, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

The Iowa hoopyballers have another two decades of futility to go before they catch up to the Buccos.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 31, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Don Doxsie"

…has the same number of letters in it as “pussy fart.”
 
Coincidence? You be the judge.


"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez

by Bucketochicken on Mar 29, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't you get fired for Journalism this bad?

“To be fair about this, we shouldn’t be passing judgment on McCaffery. The poor guy hasn’t even been formally introduced yet. We need to cut him some slack. It’s too soon to start bashing him.”

This is after he rips him for 6 paragraphs and before he rips him for 9 more.

What a d-bag.

by Internet Legend on Mar 29, 2010 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone really needs to get Payne (or his ghost writer) a new thesaurus.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

What do you mean? He used special, excited, uptempo.

It is tough for a college freshman to incorporate Uranus in an impromptu response. Besides he doesn’t have the years of journalistic experience of a Don Doxie or Pat Harty (I think they are secretly the same person because they have an identical number of letters in their names).

PS – I get way more enjoyment from the word “Uranus” than a grown man should.

If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor

by Kluginator on Mar 29, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit!

I never noticed that about those two dip shits (whoa, same amount of letters there, too). No wonder you never see them together at parties.

Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.

by Bluzmn on Mar 29, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your sympathy.....

is gratefully accepted.

Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.

by Bluzmn on Mar 29, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who you callin' a dip-shit?

"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST

by Dip-Shit on Mar 30, 2010 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Someone really needs to get Payne...

…to give Brewster his thesaurus word-of-the-day calendar back.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 29, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Don Doxsie"

has the same number of letters as “Fat Dimwit.”

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Mar 29, 2010 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

One of the most poorly reasoned/written

columns I’ve seen in ages. This had almost nothing to do with the coach or hiring process and everything to do with him being pissed for not being correct on who the coach should/would be.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

You beat me to it.

/Mencia’d


"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez

by Bucketochicken on Mar 29, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

BUCKETOCHICKEN = 14 characters
CARLOSMENCIA’D = (gasp) 14 characters

Also, Don Doxsie has the same number of letters as Pud Wanker

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Mar 29, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

This place has a headquarters?

Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

by fliphawk4 on Mar 29, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

We are everywhere...

and nowhere.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Mar 29, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always figured that it was run out of a van.

Better to elude the F.C.C. and their triangulation techniques.

Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

by fliphawk4 on Mar 29, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where does "Bitchmade" fit into all of this?

I’m getting horribly confused.

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe Doxsie bitchmade the English language,

and all earthly logic at the same time. I’m not terribly certain, though.

by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 29, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Matt Roth disagrees

and says it has the same number of letters as “dipshit”.

"I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er." - Adrian Clayborn

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Mar 29, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don Doxsie is so bad at his job

I mean, it’s not just that it’s negative, which is fine, even if it’s not the reaction I had to the hire. It’s just that it was such a relentlessly dumb and lazy column. All Middle aged Mid-Major coaches are exactly alike! Especially if they have the same number of letters in their names! Thanks, Don! That’s brilliant insight and totally related to coaching!

Please come back, Eric Page. I miss when Hawkmania was worth checking out every day.

by NorseHawk on Mar 29, 2010 1:11 PM CDT reply actions  

I met him back in the mid 90's at the Bix 7 fest

I was pretty sure he didn’t know they were running a road race the next day.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Mar 29, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trust me, he knew

No one who works at the Quad-City Times could forget about the Quad-City Times Bix 7™. He was probably suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder from the 752 preview articles he had to write before the actual race was run.

This column, though, does indeed suck ass.

by rosalita on Mar 29, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Please come back, Eric Page. I miss when Hawkmania was worth checking out every day."

This. +1, sir.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Mar 29, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1, again.

I don’t think I’ve checked that site since he left.


"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez

by Bucketochicken on Mar 29, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doxsie sucks

I think he just needs to come out an say that he is not an Iowa fan intead of pretending to be one

"I believe I have the total package of speed, strength, and explosion," Adrian F@#kin Clayborn

by DportROTCHawki on Mar 29, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't claim to be a fan, nor should he have to be one

He’s a reporter and he’s supposed to be objective to some degree. He just happens to really really suck at writing.

by NorseHawk on Mar 29, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just read the Press-Citizen article on McCaffery

I have to admit that McCaffery’s responses got me excited about Iowa Basketball next year. If I was still living in Iowa City, I’d be more than happy to show up for the games this season. Hopefully the rest of the fanbase feels the same way.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Mar 29, 2010 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

This is why I don't read Doxie even when it's about a sport he covers (football)...

…it’s a classic schizo article. Bash the subject for the first half of the article, then say, “To be fair about this, we shouldn’t be passing judgment on McCaffery…. We need to cut him some slack. It’s too soon to start bashing him.”

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 29, 2010 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

When "journalists" talk about bloggers with condescention...

…well Doxie is the “blogger” to BHGPs’ “journalism” which is beautiful and incredible at the same time (I mean y’all had Mao trying to blow up America with Mello Yellow for fuck sakes).

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 29, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone going?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 29, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I might

Depends on how quickly I can get all my reading and case briefing done tonight.

by NorseHawk on Mar 29, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pff. Case briefing is for chumps.

If you get called on just mumble something incoherent.

by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 29, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking about it

Depends on when I get done with work. Not looking particularly likely right now, though, since I’m in here bullshitting with you guys.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Mar 29, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'd wear this...

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Mar 29, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's right, we need to save all the $$$

for $ 200 Hawkeyes/ gopher football tickets.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Mar 29, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

What?

I’ve not heard this. What do you mean? (Yes. I’m serious.)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 29, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're assuming the football ticket prices for the Iowa @ minnie game

will be expensive as hell, and packaged with another minnie home game, NW South Dakota State A&M (whatever). I’m kidding about the $ 200 ticket prices, but it won’t be cheap, they don’t want Kinnick North redux @ their new beer free stadium in November me thinks.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Mar 29, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure there will be depressed Gopher fans all-too-willing to make a few bucks by selling their tickets.

I’m sure it will be slightly harder to get tickets since capacity at the Bank is less than what it was at the dome, but Minnesota fans are still Minnesota fans and unless the Gophers are having an improbably amazing season, they’ll almost certainly be looking to unload their tickets.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay...

…I’m planning to try to catch one of those package bus trips so I don’t have to shell out money until the fall.
I got scared for a second (I’ve had this tentative plan since two years ago- – I’ve not yet seen an out-of-state Iowa game, and thought Minny should make for a happy trip home).

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 29, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Smaller yes, but not that small

Think about those games that were 50/50, that would mean 32k each. The new digs only hold 50k. You do the math.

Ok, it’s BHGP. So, assuming my rough guesstimates are accurate, that means 18k ish seats for Hawkeye fans in November. If it looks like 2002, 2004, or 2008, maybe more.

by PackerHawk on Mar 30, 2010 3:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gold shirt, black jacket with 40 on the back. Basketball shorts.

Your hair will end up gelled whether you like it or not. The air in Carver is still thick with [redacted]’s leftovers.

by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 29, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't they wax the floor with all of the cases of gell left over from coach [Redacted]?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 29, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's enough for both.

Carver is actually lighted with hair gel candles now. Little known fact.

by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 29, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now I have to go look up who wore #40.

If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor

by Kluginator on Mar 29, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

10 Jess Settles?

If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor

by Kluginator on Mar 29, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Street

Man, I’m horrible with jersey numbers, and even I know that.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Mar 29, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

*shakes head*

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 29, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wiil go to church tonight and confess my sin and I am sure the priest will bitch slap me also.

It’s called a brain fart. I have them often. Although I forgot Chris street’s number, I can recall that Kent McCausland scored 214 3-pt goals during his Iowa career.

If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor

by Kluginator on Mar 29, 2010 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I usually DOXIE...

…right after giving it to the wife (Wait… what are we talking about?).

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 29, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was wondering why they were remodeling the concourse

Drove by this morning and noticed it was all ripped up. I guess they decided to replace the whole HVAC system to remove traces of the gel. Good call guys.

by PackerHawk on Mar 30, 2010 3:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

cock ring


"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez

by Bucketochicken on Mar 29, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

what?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Mar 29, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

COCK RING!


"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez

by Bucketochicken on Mar 29, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had an awesome visualization of the last 3 posts

Foghorn Leghorn blithely saying “cock ring” and Elmer Fudd walking in on a conversation at the wrong point. I lol’d, and I’m probably fired.

Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.

by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Mar 29, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, I feel stupid here. What's cock ring about?

How am I supposed to reply?

Um …

Double dong?

Love swing?

So-and-so’s mom?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Mar 29, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Missed it.

Right over my head.

Apologies.

Giggitty

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Mar 29, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well,

it was separated from the text by about 40 other responses.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!


"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez

by Bucketochicken on Mar 29, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more along the lines of a black and gold cock sock.

But that’ll work.

"I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er." - Adrian Clayborn

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Mar 29, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cock socks are only GQ if you can wear it a la mode...

…you gotta have the girth to keep it on without a rubber band (or pre-shrinking) or else it has more of a seven-popped-collars douche-y effect.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 29, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

From what I've seen with McCaffery

something pink. Which, in its way, is a very Iowa thing.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

One e-mail?

I’ve literally gotten 5. Excessive? Never.

by SallyMason on Mar 29, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's a place for being contrarian...

Doxise was just being lazy. He probably wrote that thing three weeks ago and just dropped in McCaffery’s name where appropriate.

Fact is, he knows no better than any of us if this hire will work out.

Fun facts: Anagrams for Don Doxsie include “Died On Sox,” “Did Oxen So” and “Dodo Nixes.”

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Mar 29, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Another fun fact:

There are no anagrams for Fran McCaffery. Forreals.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Mar 29, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure, but "Fran McCaffery" is the only word that rhymes with Orange.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Mar 29, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don Doxsie's column does have some merit...

There are the same number of letters in Steve Alford and Fuckstick Assclown. OOps my bad. I told you I have trouble with simple math.

Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

by fliphawk4 on Mar 29, 2010 1:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Does anyone else remember when Lick was hired?
The initial PR, as is typical of the University of Iowa Athletic Department, was a disaster, as the initial press release misspelled the new coach’s name.

I seem to remember the exact same thing when Lick was hired. Like they spelled his name “Licklighter” or something? I can’t seem to find any information on this, but can anyone corroborate this?

by Buddy Light on Mar 29, 2010 3:03 PM CDT reply actions  

"Are you sure you don't have any more eligibility, son?"

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

He looks like he's put on a few pounds since his playing days, too.

Which means he and Cougill would probably get into some nasty battles at the training table…

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Jess ever collect on the insurance policy?

If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor

by Kluginator on Mar 29, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was here so long they made him buy his Iowa mugshot blazer

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Mar 29, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

blazers

They give those blazers to the athletes after either second or third year, at least they used to. It’s funny that Jess still has his, and that it still fits. I don’t think I could get mine on, let alone wear it in public.

by The Naked Bootleg on Mar 29, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

His 10 years? Of What?

Calories? BaZING!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Dessert Fox would like a word with you.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 29, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rommel?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mr. Basketball 2009

/SCJ’d

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 29, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you injure your back in the process?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 29, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I’m pretty sure that motherfucker was pump faking on free throws by the end.

by NorseHawk on Mar 29, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still get all warm and fuzzy remembering some of Settles' inbounds passes to himself off a defenders ass.

Jess was the velvet fog of Iowa basketball. I miss those days so much it makes me want to scream at my kids and beat the dog. Let’s hope Fran the Man gets us there again.

If you feel like singing along, don't.
James Taylor

by Kluginator on Mar 29, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing got the crowd fired up

like that pass to himself for a layup.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 29, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you really just compare Jess Settles

to Mel Torme? Settles only wishes he’d guest-starred on Night Court.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I met Mel Torme

Cool guy.

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was only cool

by virtue of having worked with Richard Moll

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need an excuse to do that?

The screaming and the beating, that is.

(that sure sounds WRONG).

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

According to Bob Knight

he can play a couple more seasons.

I never travel far without a little Big Star. R.I.P Alex

by Josh Timmers on Mar 29, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

These two seem strangely unenthused about their impending future as Iowa basketball ballboys.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah...

…it’s like they’ve already sat through a year of Iowa basketball or something.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 29, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope they weren't reviewing "highlights" on the flight from Albany...

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does it seem like there is more athletic ability there...

than in the previous tenure’s?

Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

by fliphawk4 on Mar 29, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet those 2 are ballers.

If they are around here come their high school years, state champs for whatever school they play for.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 29, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those boys are about the same age as my son

And 10ish year olds hate being dragged anywhere. Mine’s the Ultranerd. He just got accepted into a 3 year gifted program at his school district in CT… only 1 of 4 4th graders at his elementary to get in. They pick their subject; he picked math. I guess its three years of intensive study on the subject. Scary smart kid. And totally (like Dad) unathletic.

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol you're going to work for his kid

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

/jNWU'd?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 29, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's Connecticut, so

/Yale’d
/Skull & Bones’d

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Mighty Ducks...

The diner that Charlie’s mom worked in that movie is an actual diner in St. Paul and the food is fucking spectacular. I would kill a man for their hash browns.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

This derail is spectacular.

Hash browns are the best of the potato side dishes. It’s a crime that most restaurants restrict them to breakfast.

by Nefarious on Mar 29, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lived for two years about four blocks from Mickey's

Each time I ate there (and the one in Highland Park), I got severe diarrhea. So I respectfully disagree.

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you using diarrhea

as a negative for diner food?!? I would use that as criteria.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

So you’re saying that I can kill you for the hash browns if need be and the world won’t be missing out on a fellow Mickey’s aficionado? Duly noted.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

It appears that's the case

Although, I’d rather be killed than forced to have explosive shits from eating there.

"I know you're from Middle America, and sometimes you feel like you're representing more than just a school or a conference, maybe an entire group of American citizens out there."

by Twin Cities Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's the name of the place?

Next time I’m in The Cities, I might want to try their breakfast. Really Really.

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mickey's Diner.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have 2 daughters. My oldest is a SR in HS and has the brain gifts it sounds like your son has. Won’t belabor the frightening test scores, etc. Anywho, check back with me in 7 years for college navigation presuming, he, like mine, will scoff at your desire for him to look at UI.

by txhawkeye on Mar 29, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want him to go where he can go free LOL

If its Iowa, yeah. But this kid looks a lot more like a serious engineering/science school like MIT, Caltech, Ga Tech, RPI, etc.. My best friend has a daughter that’s at St. Louis U and she could’ve gotten a free ride at one of the Catholic colleges in Davenport but turned up her nose at it… with college aid, its costing the same to send her to SLU as it does Iowa – as she has academic scholarships, but I’m pretty brutal on this stuff – if someone offers you a free ride, you take the free ride. Loans suck!

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was my idea too. She, otoh, wanted to go to the best school she could get admitted to. I’ve learned far too much about this stuff in the last 18 months.

by txhawkeye on Mar 29, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good thing my kids are dumb.

My youngest is a week old and I left him in the backyard for three hours yesterday. Moron couldn’t even figure out how to keep the squirrels from biting chunks of flesh from his little arms. Thank goodness for Darwinism!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to save this post for 15 years.

Then find out who your kids are, and email it to them. Cuz I’m like that.

by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 29, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

You mean bored?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is really fucking funny.

My daughter is 8… I’m going to need serious weaponry to keep the boys away. She is going to be hot. Total nightmare…

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't have to worry about my beautiful daughter.

She’ll be stunning, no doubt, but around age 13 she’ll begin to develop the unfortunate stunning upper-lip hair that many Middle Eastern women are prone to. Wax it? No, honey, that’s not acceptable. Bleach it? Of course you may; boys love blond femstaches.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it too nosy

To ask where she’s actually going to go?

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dartmouth. Wanted the Ivies and their ilk and Dartmouth places most emphasis on undergrads v. graduate students. As an added bonus for her, it is a pain in the ass for my wife and I to get there.

by txhawkeye on Mar 30, 2010 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey kids!

Who wants to spend a cold-ass December night in Ames! Raise your hands! Anyone?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Mar 29, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunno

Never spent any time in upstate New York.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Mar 29, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

And you know a well digger's ass is that cold how?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 29, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Albany is no garden spot. Oldish east coast town that is dark, gray, and depressing in the winter.

Anyway, these kids lives have just gotten turned upside down in the near term and they have no idea what they’re in for. Photogs need to leave them the fuck alone.

by txhawkeye on Mar 29, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not like the Iowa City media is going to be following them to school.

This was just a “meet the new coach and his family” presser. Based on the coverage we’ve seen of Ferentz’s younger kids or Brands’ younger kids (i.e., not fucking much), we won’t see much of them going forward.

I just used the picture to crack a joke because they look about the same age as Alford’s kids towards the end of his tenure, when they actually WERE ballboys, as I recall. People need to chill the fuck out and stop trying to personalize shit.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't mean that to you personally, BTW, just in general.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know you're just f'ing around and not really goofing on the kids

But there’s nothing like tired crabby 10 year olds at 11 am in the morning who didn’t bring enough N64 games with them to keep them entertained… I’d imagine they’ll finish up the school year in Albany (or wherever in the metro they live) before coming out to Iowa.

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Ocarina of Time = best game evar.

Also… N64? really? That’s the console from over a decade ago. I guarantee you the Fran Jr.’s are all about the DS lite and PS3

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Mar 29, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that.

The original Punch Out! for the NES is one of the most re-playable games of all time. As far as Zelda’s go, Twilight Princess for Wii was a good time, but there’s not a bad one in the bunch. Even #2 was good in it’s weird, 2D way.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I meant, DS lite

Its what my kids have. I’m just a bit scrambled, its Monday and now that I’m almost 50 the goddamn hangovers last a couple of days. By Wed, I’ll be able to pee in a straight line again, I promise.

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you hound the boy's too much..

You will have to deal with mommy, and she might have a little temper.

Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

by fliphawk4 on Mar 29, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t bitching at you and was amused by the picture. This being Iowa City I’ll give the benefit of the doubt and assume it was a one-off.

by txhawkeye on Mar 29, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

a one-off by the photogs, not Ross. Fuck. I’ll quit being a curmudgeon now.

by txhawkeye on Mar 29, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think we can all stop being curmudgeonly, probably.

But it’s late on a Monday, so shit happens, I guess.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Its a little different to goof on ‘em when they’re on the team as JL was. But if they’re not even in college – leave ‘em alone. Same goes for the rest of the family (glad I haven’t seen any more Ms. McC comments so far).

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure it can. It's AMES!

Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

by fliphawk4 on Mar 29, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

Dude looks like Keith Olberman.

“Sir, you need to pick and roll… piiiccckkk and rooolllll.”

by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Mar 29, 2010 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

The only thing I'll say for Doxsie

is that his reach is rather limited and his writing is so poor that all but the most hysterical fans will call “bullshit” on him. It could be worse. It could be this guy with his irresponsible use of a (semi) bully pulpit. I’m convinced he’s Billy Packer’s son considering all the negativity he spews towards amateur athletics.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm shocked and appalled that anyone reads anything from the columnists at CBS Sports.

Doyel and Dodd (christ, they even sound like two braindead henchmen from the ’60s Batman show) are two of the hackiest hacks with a mainstream pulpit.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 29, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt Brommer is a hack in person.

He just like to hack at people, physically.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 29, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you ever noticed

that Josh Horowitz’s blinks are uncomfortably long? It reminds me of the 2nd scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when the cute coed has written “love” and “you” on her eyelids.

Dodd may be a hack (and he most definitely is that; this article still cracks me up, especially since he just wrote an article last week warning about how the Big Ten is on the verge of an age of dominance), but at least he doesn’t seem to have an agenda. Doyel is smug, vicious and just generally depressing. He is almost incapable of finding the positive in a field full of good stories.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

As opposed to Doyle.

Who is capable of turning young men into bone crushing, mobile bowling balls.

"I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er." - Adrian Clayborn

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Mar 29, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whammy.

"I am in blood stepped in so far that should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o’er." - Adrian Clayborn

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Mar 29, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I should have immediately thought of

Iowa’s strength and conditioning coach during a conversation about writers. You were clearly referencing him, or possibly him:

Um, my bad?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Up tempo

My initial fear is that the players aren’t used to an up tempo game, so they’re going to need to spend the offseason working on conditioning. On the bright side, that’s something that can be worked on, and they have all year.
Do his teams press on defense?

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 29, 2010 5:53 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on Mar 29, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

New Student Section Name

is The Franimal House.

I'm looking at you, Bloodpunch. Get it done.

by Franimal House on Mar 29, 2010 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Call me a homer

I just watched the video on On Iowa and i’m buying what this guy is selling. I think we got ourselves a winner. I believe again. Go Hawks!

i don't wife em...i one night em

by smokinthereiff on Mar 29, 2010 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Serious basketball people are coming out of the woodwork finally

questioning the Lickliter hire in the first place (Andy Katz for one). They do not question his caoching ability, but that he would leave Butler and go to Iowa was a source of skepticism for some of the hard core insiders in the world of college basketball.

I think Lickliter has always been known to be a bit meek and introverted and that was not an issue at a small private school with only one sport where he essentially grew up and was well known. He played basketball there and coached most of his collegiate coaching life there. So he did not have to be outgoing or a pied piper or a culture changer, and he relied on the fact that people knew him. And, it now appears, that Butler has always recruited from a very narrow platform. They seek in-state guys who fit a tight profile and all those HS coaches know who they want and vice versa, and then a handful of guys from outside that scope fall into their lap. They live on the depth of that kind of player knowing that one or two might break out and then voila, you’re in the final four. The comfort of the Horizon league is crucial to this model, as they build their self-esteem and perfect their play before digging in for the tournament.

So, in a nutshell, Lickliter (God bless his little heart) was WAY THE FUCK out of his depth at Iowa. And, frankly, Barta is to be blamed and commended for that hire. Blamed for not being nuanced enough to know better and commended for seeing the error of his ways and acting decisively, and quickly. Can you imagine the blood that would have been hemoraging from the walls of CHA this off-season and next year. It could have been a death blow to Iowa basketball. This hire is a tourniquet and maybe a lot more.

Also, and finally, this whole deal about Barta being interested in the Gregory is only mildly interesting to me. First off, I never wanted that Izzo clone wannabe. The last thing Iowa needed was some clown coming in here trying to make Iowa basketball, The Michigan State Way. Fuck that and fuck them and fuck Izzo (who I respect immensely as a coach, but fuck him). Fran is embracing Iowa for being Iowa. He is not coming in here from Mitch and Murry, he’s not here on a mission of mercy (GlenGarry fans?), he’s here to absorb the local culture, the Iowa history and bring his own signature and accomplishments to that. The word for him is adaptable. And I likey.

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on Mar 29, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

What he said.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, who's taking him down to Dirty John's to buy cheap beer first?

I mean, that’s all part of the local culture.

Nice post, BTW.

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wore a Dirty John's shirt to work today.

That is all.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 29, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's funny because

I got my shirt dirty while working hard in the john today.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 29, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

you said 'hard'

and a bunch of other words

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 29, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

They actually make those?

Wow. I feel… somehow old.

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Mar 29, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously great stuff

I had some of the same thoughts, but I am nowhere near talented enough to get them out like that. I really felt like Fran was embracing IOWA, wanting to make it a better IOWA and be the IOWA coach, if that makes sense.

Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.

by Bluzmn on Mar 29, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

And a wag of my finger to you, sir!

That is my catchphrase, and I will not have it stolen by some ragtag group of smelly digits!

Just, don’t get too close to me. I’ve got a thing about feet.

by StephenColbert on Mar 29, 2010 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

coffee is for closers

and it takes brass balls to coach iowa basketball

Gotta get up to get down

by Gustav on Mar 29, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Phil Haddy...

has seemed to not have the best few months lately. It seems like I’ve seen a couple of other mild f***-ups from him. Or maybe it’s Barta’s fault. I don’t know.

BTW, spellin’ is for nurds.

NURDS!

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Mar 29, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

FRAN IS OUR MAN

at least thats what the shirts we got for free at the student rally read

by mcnuttn on Mar 29, 2010 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Free pizza too apparently.

At least that’s what the 5+ university e-mails I got about the event said.

by SallyMason on Mar 29, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was awesome.

Although Fran was late so I had to leave for dinner before he came out. Saw Cully Payne there though so I can safely assume he is going nowhere. As previously reported.

by Argulor on Mar 30, 2010 2:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't you be sending those emails, Sally?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Mar 30, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please Hawkeye,

that’s bitch work. I was pretty busy giving Fran a Welcome-to-Iowa-BJ. That’s why he was late.

by SallyMason on Mar 30, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You HOMEWRECKER!

Master of the convoluted IOWA cheers!

by EnergizerHawk on Mar 30, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's o.k.

Margaret was pushing her head up and down.

Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

by fliphawk4 on Mar 30, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

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