WE'RE TALKIN' WRESTLEBALL: NCAA Tourneys, Friday Daytime Edition
by RossWB on Mar 19, 2010 9:00 AM CDT
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1051 comments
Well, I couldn't leave you hanging on that cliffhanger, right?
Session III (including both the second and third round consolation matches and the quarterfinal matches in the championship bracket) begins at 9:30am CST. TV coverage on ESPNU and a live stream at ESPN360.com. There's also radio coverage (KXIC if you're in or around Iowa City; Hawkeye All-Access ($) via the intewebs otherwise) or liveblogs/Twitter updates. Liveblogs: Andy Hamilton at Hawk Central; KJ Pilcher at the Gazoo. Twitter: (P-C) Andy_Hamilton, (Gazoo) kjpilcher, (DI) jtbugos and rcyou.
Feel free to chat about whichever NCAA Tournament you happen to be watching.
QUARTERFINAL ROUND -- CHAMPIONSHIP BRACKET
125 - #3 Matt McDonough MAJ DEC (9-0) Jarrod Garnett (Va Tech)
133 - #2 Dan Dennis DEC (4-3) #10 Nick Fanthorpe (ISU)
141 - #6 Montell Marion DEC (7-5, OT) Germane Lindsey (Ohio)
149 - #2 Brent Metcalf MAJ DEC (16-4) #7 Mitch Mueller (ISU)
165 - #2 Jarrod King (Edinboro) DEC (2-1) #7 Ryan Morningstar
174 - #2 Jay Borschel DEC (3-0) #10 Jordan Blanton (Illinois)
184 - #1 Kirk Smith (Boise State) DEC (6-4) #9 Phil Keddy
Hwt - #4 Konrad Dudziak (Duke) DEC (6-2) #5 Dan Erekson
SECOND ROUND MATCHES -- CONSOLATION BRACKET
157 - UN Jake Kerr DEC (6-5) #11 Robert Erisman (Okie State)
197 - #9 Chad Beatty DEC (2-1) Joseph Kennedy (Lehigh)
157 - #9 Matt Moley (Bloom?) DEC (5-1) Jake Kerr; Kerr is out of the tourney now
197 - #9 Chad Beatty v. ???
TEAM SCORES AFTER SESSION III
1) Iowa - 72 pts (5 wrestlers alive in championship bracket, 4 wrestlers still alive in consol. bracket)
2) Cornell - 50 pts (3 wrestlers alive in the championship bracket, 4 wrestlers still alive in consol. bracket)
3) Iowa State - 45.5 pts (3 wrestlers alive in the championship bracket, 4 wrestlers still alive in consol. bracket)
4) Ohio State - 44 pts (2 wrestlers alive in the championship bracket, 5 wrestlers still alive in consol. bracket)
5) Oklahoma - 43 pts (2 wrestlers alive in the championship bracket, 4 wrestlers still alive in consol. bracket)
HISTORY AGAINST OPP.
125: McD MAJ DEC (15-7) Garnett (09-10)
133: Dennis DEC (10-8, OT) Fanthorpe (09-10), Dennis DEC (4-3) Fanthorpe (08-09)
141: No prior meetings
149: Metcalf FALL (5:50) Mueller (09-10), Metcalf DEC (7-3) Mueller (09-10), Metcalf TECH FALL (26-10) Mueller (08-09), Metcalf MAJ DEC (14-4) Mueller (07-08), Metcalf DEC (10-4) Mueller (07-08)
157: No prior meetings
165: No prior meetings
174: Borschel DEC (6-0) Blanton (09-10)
184: Smith DEC (3-1, OT) Keddy (09-10), Keddy DEC (5-2) Smith (07-08), Keddy DEC (3-2) Smith (07-08), Keddy DEC (2-1, OT) Smith (07-08),
197: Beatty DEC (3-2) Kennedy (09-10)
Hwt: No prior meetings
NCAA TOURNAMENT SCORING
1st: 16pts
2nd: 12pts
3rd: 10pts
4th: 9pts
5th: 7pts
6th: 6pts
7th: 4pts
8th: 3pts
Bonus points:
Fall, Forfeit, DQ, Default: 2pts
Tech Fall (w/ nearfall points): 1.5pts
Tech Fall (w/o nearfall points) and Major Decision: 1pt
Advancement points:
Championship side: 1pt
Bye followed by win on Championship side: 1pt
Consolation side: .5pt
Bye followed by win on Consolation side: .5pt
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for the bracket_heads
http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/ncaa/sports/m-wrestl/auto_pdf/Wres-D1-2010Brackets.pdf
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and the expanded Team scoring
http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/ncaa/sports/m-wrestl/auto_pdf/Wres-D1-2010Standings.pdf
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thanks@Ross
GO
FIGHT
DOMINATE
PIN
WIN
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
The bracket opened up like a 7-Eleven for my boy McDonough
Two wins in a half of the bracket where he’s the only seeded wrestler left, and he has a spot in the finals (Escobedo is still there, unfortunately).
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
that bracket dropped like flys yesterday.
was J. Garrett a Brands recruit @ VTech?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I hope that McD gets another shot at Escobedo.
While listening to the BTT finals, it really sounded as if he was hanging tough. I think he may be able to beat him.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
i hope McD rips his head off/ or PIN, ur choice.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
You can do it
Rip his fucking head off.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Slightly disappointed that NCAA.com didn't keep the feed today.
We’ve got ESPN 360 in the area, but the office network apparently falls outside of the larger city network. Needless to say, I was a bit angry when I found out at 7 am.
If you use one of ESPN360's providers
You can select them, put in your username and password, and get on it. That’s what I did a few weeks back when I wanted to watch something on 360.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
i've used espn360.com to re-watch the 4th quarter of the Iowa-Indiana game several times.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Football or Hoopyball?
we actually beat Indiana in basketball as well – twice!
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
It says you've got to set up the proxy while within a supported network.
Or something along those lines. Had I known, I could’ve signed in at home this morning, set myself up and been fine. Unfortunately, I didn’t think to check. I live 3 blocks from the office, and we’ve only got one internet provider in town, I did not foresee this being an issue.
Oh well, I got my whining out of the way, I’ll follow the chats and liveblogs and survive.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
MEH
unavailable at work :(
Your current computer network falls outside of these categories. Here’s how you can get access to ESPN360.com.
Please select your internet service provider from the list. If you can’t find yours, select “Not Found” at the bottom.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
ESPN360.com works at my house. i'm feeling a virus coming on.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Paid, interwebs audio starts @ 9:30am/ Hawkeye All-Access Pass.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
McD on Mat 3 btw
Just started against Garnett
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:39 AM CDT reply actions
McD TD
2-0, 1:43 left in 1st
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:40 AM CDT reply actions
Already has a minute of RT and a couple back points.
4-0 heading into the 2nd.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
ALL RIGHT, LET'S RAGE!!!!
Or, y’know, fly with the sea-birds or whatever you just said.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 19, 2010 9:41 AM CDT reply actions
My espn360 isnt working
It must be the inflammatory anti espn comments I’ve been making. I gguess I’ll try the U
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
I'll give J Leman a call at the Pentagon...
…he’ll get this sorted out in no time (unless he promised his wife he wouldn’t do that).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 19, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
McD gets two back points
End of first period, up 4-0
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:42 AM CDT reply actions
8-0 McD Actually
Only got two points a piece on those two Near Falls
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Effectively 9-0 with the absurd RT he has, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Very true
No way that will be erased at this point
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Not unless Garnett has a time machine.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Man
He’s really looking to Pin Garnett here. Keeps trying to flip him
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:43 AM CDT reply actions
Well, if he doesn't get the pin
Then he’s well on his way to another shutout/tech fall
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Goddamn, McD sounds like an animal out there this morning.
That dude wants a rematch with Esco bad.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah
He’s absolutely smoking Garnett at the moment. He’s had a couple of moments where he was real near getting the Fall against him. Escobedo is up 13-0 in the 3rd as well
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
McD with the Metcalf move
Pull him back into the center of the mat
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:46 AM CDT reply actions
5:59 RT!
That’s insane.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He should just present Garnett with a saddle after that match.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
+1
That was domination there
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
125: McD MAJ DEC Garnett (9-0) w/ 5:59 RT (!!!)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
who wrestles match # 542? McD vs.?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Guy from Purdue
Can’t think of his name off the top of my head
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
ISU's Long knocked off Robles, the 1-legged dude from ASU.
So the semis are Esco/Long on top and McD/Quiroga on the bottom.
Quiroga’s from Purdue and McD pinned him in like 2-3 minutes earlier this year, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yes
Couldn’t remember his name Ross, but that’s the guy who he kicked the shit out of earlier this season
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully Long could pull an upset
McD will definitely beat Long although I would rather see him give Escobedo some payback
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Long's given McD as much trouble as anyone besides Escobedo.
But McD is 3-0 against him, so yeah, he would be the easier opponent.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I wish Long was in Dong's weight class
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Only one match down
and we have our first Dong sighting
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Good
I can’t fully operate without my morning Dong
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
A Dong sighting before 10 am?
Early to rise, I guess
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
God I hope that guy isn't a senior
Next year’s tourney thread wouldn’t be the same without him.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Not really...
…I spotted dong before sunrise.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 19, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
top 8 are All-Americans? or top 9?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Eight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
From Andy H:
McD locks up his status as Iowa’s first freshman All-America since Mark Perry in 2005. If the rest of his career path duplicates Perry’s, I’ll be pretty damn happy.
(Obviously Metcalf almost certainly would’ve been a frosh All-America in 07 if not for the Va Tech deal.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh boy, this should be interesting
ISU matches always make me uneasy (most of the time it’s unwarranted).
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:54 AM CDT reply actions
Yeah
Only the finals are on ESPN
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Dennis needs the escape here
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 9:59 AM CDT reply actions
Great escape by Dennis there, would've preferred the reversal
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:01 AM CDT reply actions
Nevermind.
TD seals the win for Dennis, despite late escape from Fanthorpe. 2 wrestlers into the semis.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Dennis TD!
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:02 AM CDT reply actions
Did Alford ever smile at Iowa?
Because he didn’t last night. He’s scary.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 10:02 AM CDT reply actions
He has a creepy, phony smile.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
My favorite BHGP comment ever was one I found in the archives...
It was by HS, something like: “I had to watch Alford’s point guard stare confused at opposing defenses while Alford gave his wife the googly eyes”
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, Tanya Alford...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Like a used car salesman...
…on meth.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 19, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
133: Dennis DEC (4-3) Fanthorpe
Excellent.
Wins over ISU guys are always sweet (and, in this case, beneficial for ye olde team race).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Goddamn I love it
Great job by Dennis,close as usual against Fanthorpe
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Fanthorpe’s good and those are very evenly matched. I would expect Fanthorpe to still be All-American.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Me too
I didn’t give much weight to the #10 seeding for him.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Fanthorpe
goes down as the second wrestler (Michigan’s Eric Tannenbaum being the other) with close ties to my siblings that my Hawkeyes have beaten at the NCAA’s. Naturally, I’m totally tactless when discussing it around them.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
At least it wasn't a major or anything
At this point, Iowa should just declare themselves the world's 1st professional wrestling team and give the rest of the NCAA a chance.
by CyHawk on Mar 19, 2010 10:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was afraid that one was gonna go to Unexpected Triumph
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 10:03 AM CDT reply actions
Gomez also won, so it's Dennis-Gomez for the seemingly kajillionth time tonight.
Let’s hope Dennis has one more win over Gomez in him…
(Ness also won, because he is an unstoppable beast a 133 right now.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'd like to see Novachkov get the OT win here
That would be huge against an Okie State guy
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:05 AM CDT reply actions
Yeah.
Good for the team race and I don’t think it honestly matters who Ness faces.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Agreed
He is as you said “an unstoppable beast at 133” right now.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
though that's rooting for the communists...
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
We won't tell Stanzi.
Or we’ll tell him he’s a defector.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Stanzi
Understands that sometimes you have to root for the Commies for the USA to prevail (See also: World War II). We just have to destroy the Commies when we face them
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Some dude on an ESPN thread yesterday said that the best wrestling coach is not Dan Gable
So I hate all Ok St fans because they are retarded.
Oops, sorry. I didn’t mean to offend the mentally challenged by comparing themto the Cowboys
I can't believe you even bother to read what commenters write at ESPN.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
was bored at work
its fun to see how stupid people are (see my post where i forgot to add “at” to a word)
1 point stalling against OSU
Needs to shut down Oliver here
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
huh?
That never feels good, I suspect.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure any commeter has ever wished for an Edit feature as badly as you right now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No worries.
Energizerhawk is off learning CPR today, if you need it.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
its true!
I’m on my blackberry and can help walk ya through to a recovery position!
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 10:17 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Kind of like wiping with tin foil feels good
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
yep, i totally fucked up my post
i should be punished by having to wrestle metcalf… its worse than the death penalty
Metcalf with hockey bear in his corner
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
HOCKEYBEAR would be a terrible cornerman.
He’d roar some advice and destory the arena. And/or the moon (again).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Marion on Mat II right now
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:14 AM CDT reply actions
Ohio had better not fuck up this bracket too
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 10:14 AM CDT reply actions
That was a giant bummer.
Also a giant bummer: Montana losing.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice TD by Marion there
That was huge for him
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:18 AM CDT reply actions
This kid from Ohio
is hanging on for dear life on the bottom. Marion goes up now on the escape. 4-3.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:19 AM CDT reply actions
granted espn finds a way to fuck it up 95%of the time...
this format is perfect. me like.
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 10:19 AM CDT reply actions
Are they doing split screen?
I rarely have problems with ESPN just BROADCASTING events. It’s the other stuff that tends to get annoying.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
im refering to espn360
how you can switch between matches, pretty cool stuff
…though it seems to be pretty far behind everything else
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah, nifty.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Is there an app out there
For reading BHGP with a mobile device and be alerted to any updates?
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 10:20 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
Marion just gave up the last minute take down. Tied and going to sudden victory.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:22 AM CDT reply actions
Montell makes me real nervous
but if he can get his shit together he’s gonna be good for awhile.
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
3 up and onto the semis. Great start.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
FUCK!
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:22 AM CDT reply actions
The ESPNU/360 feed must be behind Hamilton's blog.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
At least one "expert" picked Marion to win the title at 141.
Thought he’d get hot for the tournament and tear his way thru the weekend. Here’s hoping.
Yes!
ESPN 360 is slow apparently, but thank God Marion pulled that out.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:24 AM CDT reply actions
Takedown in sudden victory
Marion escapes 7-5.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:24 AM CDT reply actions
And with an upset on his side
He’ll now get the 10 seed in the semis.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep, the 2-seed Okie State guy got knocked off.
So Marion gets Nauman (10-seed) from Pitt.
I think it’s Dake/Humphrey in the other semi, which should be pretty good.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
141: Marion DEC (7-5, OT) Lindsey
It just occurred to me that both guys have girls names.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
and achieves Stanzi
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 19, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Gotta love...
SUDDEN Victory!
Almost as good as morning wood. Almost.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 10:26 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ah, yes, Morning Dong
My mistake
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 10:32 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Morning wood is no good in my mind
I hate having my first piss of the day be a split stream and end up all over the bathroom
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
If only someone would invent a ceiling toilet
they would be a gajillionaire
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I may have a new invention idea.................
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
If it works out, you will see dividends
most likely paid in alcohol.
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
He did indeed.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Someone tell Metcalf that Palmer's already done
That’ll just make him MAD.
screw that faked baked nut
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 19, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Already done
as in won already or got knocked out?
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if his tan is especially brown and blinding for nationals.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
it's breathtaking
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 19, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
+100 cocktails.
That is fabulous.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I hope that makes Metcalf angry
so he will go Clayborn/Cab driver on his ass
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I Iowa keeps 5-6 guys on the champoinship side
This thing should be cemented away by late tomorrow.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:32 AM CDT reply actions
Even better
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Hamilton didn't think we could do it by the end of this session.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
one of those "if the plantes align" kind of things
possible…but i don’t think practical
good chance if we keep winning we can have it locked up tonight
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
149: Metcalf MAJ DEC (16-4) Mueller
Ho-hum.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I see you've been working on that. Nice
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Better
But I really hope the morning wood thread doesn’t merge with this . . .
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
A little break in the action
or 157 as it is known in Iowa – How high can Kerr place now?
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by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 19, 2010 10:43 AM CDT reply actions
I'd Be Happy
If he wins this match and stops Okie State from scoring any more points at this weight. Anything beyond that from Kerr would be gravy on the cake. Or icing on the potatoes.
With one loss he should be able to wrestle back to 3rd I think
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
If I were to hit the "reply" tab it would be easier to put comments where I wanted them
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Thanks for the vote of confidence
I’ve been working hard on it
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
can the Dong get back up for the next round?
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
It's harder for Dong to get excited for the backside.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know...
…Dong came out kind of soft. Dong may need a little massage to get up for the next round. You know, to help get the blood pumping.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 19, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Dong goes down
Christ! That’s pretty awesome
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:49 AM CDT reply actions
No! Dong got rubbed out?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, I have also heard he has a long refractory period
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
If Long and Dong were in the same weight class..
AND there was a dude named Duk in that class, too, it would be the greatest weight class ever.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
A pin?
Wow, Dong got pounded.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Not in the way that Dong wanted to get pounded either
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Dong will have to come up from the bottom if he wants to place now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
May have to sneak in the back door if he wants to finish 3rd.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he just got tired of being on top.
Variety is the spice of relationships the competition.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The backside may be harder for Dong to get through, though.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I hear that the backside is a bit tighter
Really have to keep your eye on the prize if you want to make it thru
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I heard Dong likes a little extra pressure.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And finishing on the backside is so much more satisfying.
Which is why he’s friends with Varner . . . .
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
He's really going to have to start pounding it
if he wants to have a good showing
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
On a different note
The limp wristed one from Penn St. is getting beat 5-3 right now to start the 3rd. I really hate the name Cyler.
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:52 AM CDT reply actions
And in related PSU news
Molinaro will wrestle Palmer tonight. I’ll be siding with the Nits in that one.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Me too
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
DITTO
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
with regards to Stanzi...and to root againt a Sanderson
I’m rooting for the guy from AMERICAN
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 10:52 AM CDT reply actions
Those singlets
are what Captain America would wear if he were a wrestler. Definately Stanzi approved.
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
It would help against Metcalf.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Metcalf would melt it with his laser that shoots out of his eyes
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Mind bullets...
…that’s telekinesis Kyle.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 19, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Help?
It would be a requirement to even have a chance
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
The only thing that helps against Metcalf
is a bad tan.
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
8-3 the wrestler from American.
Sanderson is getting schooled. I LOVE IT.
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:55 AM CDT reply actions
Sanderson goes down 9-4. WOO HOO.
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:56 AM CDT reply actions
Do you think that being captain at American is as awesome as it should be?
Because I’d make everyone call me Captain American for the entire year.
If you were the Captain of the team,
I see no reason why you should not be addressed as Captain America.
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Is there some sort of special cape that you would receive as captain as well?
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully a cowl.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I don't think Captain America wore a cape.
But I’d definitely be all for wearing the luchador style mask.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
If Metcalf wore a mask, I think this would be it:
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
As one of the few BHGP commenters
who is openly a comic book nerd, I feel as though I’m somewhat of an authority major dork on this subject.
Not only is the mask worn by Ronin menacing and black and gold, the man under the mask is Clint Barton AKA….wait for it…Hawkeye!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
on the assertion that I’m a dork, or that Metcalf would be even more terrifying in that mask?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
and...
I think its the combination of nunchucks and the mask.
"Somebody change JoePa's colostomy bag!"
"the combination of nunchucks and the mask"
What’s your safe-word?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there an emoticon
for applauding while vomiting?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Now we come to the match that worries me the most this morning
M* needs to be more mobile, and not let that right knee bug him so much
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 10:58 AM CDT reply actions
I'm going to go out on a limb and say his match will be close.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
I think M* learned from the Iowa football team
that you keep the butts in the seats if you never blow anyone out
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I wish this is what American wore.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Although American's are pretty good.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That would be epic
and Lehman/Stanzi approved
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
How long until M* gives up a stalling point?
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:04 AM CDT reply actions
Where is the best place
to get continuously updated brackets.
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Unknown
NCAA.com did a decent job yesterday. But it was delayed by about 30-45 minutes.
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
am i glad to see you all or what!
I’m stuck in a place where all they talk about is hockeyball! I needed something Hawkeye related today! And no, there have been no Hockeybear sightings! If I see him, I’ll tell him BHGP says hi!
by Swarley on Mar 19, 2010 11:08 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
NOOO!!!!
You can’t let HOCKEYBEAR know where we are!!
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
in all probability
I would be swatted away long before I could say anything! Don’t know what I was thinking! Brain is beer deficient today!
by Swarley on Mar 19, 2010 11:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
just got back from a mtg, how is Iowa doing?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Wrecking fools.
M* is struggling though. Everyone else won so far.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
So far all four wrestlers have won.
M* is down 2-1 in the third.
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Struggling
Undefeated today….Morningstar down
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
i've got the paid Hawkeye Pass on the headphones now, they're talking about Daniel Dennis.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
i turned off the audio & turned it back on to refresh it, i had it on pause so it picked back up the Dennis match, clearly Morningstar was wrestling.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
At this point it looks like King deserves the stalling warning
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 11:10 AM CDT reply actions
165: #2 King DEC (2-1) Morningstar
Nuts. Sounds like he just couldn’t finish a bunch of shots in the 3rd period.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
King was stalling his ass off.
Playing defense
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
So it was like the Morningstar match last night?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
+1
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by themanthemyth on Mar 19, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
M* can stall
he is injured, so it’s ok.
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I understand.
But it’s pretty hypocritical of us to get annoyed when someone does it to him and is successful.
I understand that it’s frustrating. I mean, fuck, watching Morningstar win that way last night was frustrating, if understandable.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Valiant effort for M*
everything considered. Tough to beat a guy like that with his injury.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 11:14 AM CDT reply actions
Morningstar in match # 522 vs. ?? in the 3rd place bracket.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Hope he has enough for wrestlebacks this afternoon
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
157: Kerr DEC (6-5) Erisman
So Kerr stays alive and I think eliminates Erisman, an Okie State guy.
Good work.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Its looking better
As far as wrapping up the team title by tonite.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Had to take a conference call during the M* match
Was watching in the background, but didn’t really catch much of the match. Looked like he got killed by that early TD.
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:22 AM CDT reply actions
He had alot of trouble getting on all fours to escape
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Thats the wording I was looking for
Thanks for the assist
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Makes sense after what I saw last night
Too bad that he had to tweak that knee in the Big Ten’s
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
JayBo doesn’t really worry me though. He’s got a great technical repretoire
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
1-0 JayBo 1:00 remaining 3rd Period
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
It took 7 minutes
for W. Va to score their first basket
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
That's very Iowa-tastic of them.
I’m going to need them to wake up, like, now.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
They're trying
down two touchdowns to one now (14-7 for those of you who have forgotten football scoring since it’s no longer football season)
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Updated team scores from OMAHA
Iowa 65 Oklahoma 42.5 ohio state33
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
JayBo TD 3-0 0:38 left
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:28 AM CDT reply actions
Lewnes is in a dogfight with former Iowa guy, Covington
Interesting.
Covington’s now at Oregon State with former Iowa coach Zalesky.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
OT now.
This would be a pretty big upset if Covington wins.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wow
This is a hell of an OT period so far
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
174: Borschel DEC (3-0) Blanton
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That makes Iowa 5-1 so far today, correct?
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
6-1 overall with Kerr’s win in the consos.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Whoever said it last night
One loss per round is pretty damn good
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
That was me.
But now I want zero losses in the next two rounds. I’m greedy.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I can go for that too
I want the title locked up by tonight, last year was too close for me.
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm being admittedly selfish
I won’t be able to watch the finals tomorrow night, so I’d like to see us clinch it tonight.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Plus it makes things easier for the wrestlers
without the added pressure of needing to win for the title. They can be more relaxed and just wrestle like they know how to
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Let's hope so.
Keddy and Erekson have tough matches left.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think JayBo gets Henrich from Virginia next in the semis.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No kidding.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Definitely is
Covington almost had a reversal, but got the escape to tie it up in the 3rd OT
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
damn it
the 360 stream is way behind
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I like our chances
If JayBo and Lewnes get to face one another
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Lewnes is OVERRATED!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Not a big enough lead
I want a doubling-up
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
any chance at wrapping up the title tonite?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Iowa won last year with 96.5
not that that means anything…
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Anyone know what the record is
for most team points?
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Per Hawkeye Sports:
Iowa holds five NCAA Championship records. The Hawkeyes hold records for most team points scored (170 in 1997), largest margin of victory (73.25 points in 1986), number of consecutive team titles (nine from 1978-86), most finalists (six in 1986 and 1997) and most individual champions (five in 1986 and 1997).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Damn I wish HFMR were here
He would understand this comment: Boise State’s logo looks like the satanic horse outside the airport in Denver
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:42 AM CDT reply actions
That's because it is
those demon red eyes are creepy
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Glad someone else understands that
Not exactly the most reassuring thing to see when you’re flying out of DIA
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
It's scary
That thing is possessed
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
What's Keddy's situation right now?
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Down 4-2 0:34 remaining in the second
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Norm Parker's NANCYBALL Update
Morgan State 19, West Virginia 17
Xavier 9, Minnesota 8
Cornell 19, Temple 11
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:47 AM CDT reply actions
those damn LOLphers better not screw this up
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope
Bad shot by Keddy. Down 6-4 with :09 left
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 11:48 AM CDT reply actions
Keddy goes down 6-4
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 11:48 AM CDT reply actions
Had a feeling this was going to happen
Hopefully Erekson can advance, and Beatty can stay alive
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:49 AM CDT reply actions
That just means we won't lose in one of the next two rounds.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
184: Smith DEC (6-4) Keddy
Dammit.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I thought we might have a bit of unsanctioned overtime there
What was with that little shove after the whistle? More BSU douchery.
by Brock Sampson on Mar 19, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Who is next for Keddy? is it match # 531?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
2-seed Dergo (ILL) just got knocked off at 184, too.
So Keddy will have to deal with him in the consolation bracket. Poop.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Not right away, I think.
But eventually if he wants 3rd place, Dergo may be in the way unless someone else bumps him off first.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Didn't Dergo fight Rocky in the 3rd movie?
Fucking commie bastard
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
ROCKY IV, baby.
WE MUST BREAK YOU.
IF HE DIES, HE DIES.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Why did apollo have to die?!
Oh the HUMANITY
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Holy hell
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by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Keddy did win in the Conso match though
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Er, I mean Kerr
Reading too many things at the moment
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't you mean Kerr?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah
Realized that as soon as I posted it. I was looking at brackets they had up for 184
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
ISU's Varner vs. Minny's Yohn right now.
Ugh, two hated rivals.
Go Yohn. I don’t want to see Varner get the Hodge.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Meteor strike?
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Please no Meteor strike
I would then have to go to work 3 hours early and I already have a tough night ahead of me w/o having to go rescue people from the Qwest Center.
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
possibly a really small 2 person meteor?
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Alright
I’ll hope ful a piece of the scoreboard falling off to hit them both in the head, but still allowing for play to go forward
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Or
We could hope for something like this?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks
I am already pissed that I couldn’t go to the meet due to work. I live 20 minutes away from Omaha, but had a pseudo emergency arise at work on Wednesday that twarted my plans to be there yesterday.
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
That sucks
If you’re 20 mins into the Iowa side of the state, I can understand that. Example: Underwood, IA, a place that I will forever hate after my car accident there in 2006
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I live in Neola
Just 5 minutes north of Underwood. But I work in Omaha so I am there 5-6 days a week. Sorry to hear of your bad experience in Underwood. Is it that accident that took place on the overpass to the interstate?
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by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the one
I was the driver, spent four months rehabbing a shattered knee and hip.
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by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry to hear it.
It goes to show that it is a small world. That intersection is bad during normal driving conditions. At night with insane speeds coming over that hill it proved to be nasty beyond belief.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely
That hill is not an ideal setting for an offramp. Guy who was responsible tried to blame the state for a faulty intersection rather than admit the fact that he was hammered out of his mind, and doing 100+ MPH up it.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
It is a "not my fault" world.
But under normal speeds and being sober no one else seems to have a problem with it. Glad to hear that you are doing o.k.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
The plea he got really irked all of us who were involved. The two families that lost their kids were really pissed about it.
That is the way of the world though, and I’m thankful every day that I made it out of that crash alive. When you hear how close to death you came numerous times during and after the accident, it makes you appreciate life that much more.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
it's like the bowl game all over again
feel dirty rooting for either one
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Definitely
Don’t want to see Varner win, but I don’t want to see him lose. I like my idea of a meteor striking just them to end their journies
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
The only difference is..
The bowl game was for who’s the lowest in the crap bowl.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
for the braket heads (not updated since this morning) :(
http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/ncaa/sports/m-wrestl/auto_pdf/Wres-D1-2010Brackets.pdf
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Talk about being
SLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOW!!!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
i suppose it's WAY too hard to update a PDF bracket@NCAA IT dudes.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Ugh, I hate Jake Varner
Not sure who else I would like to see die more than him right now…
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:56 AM CDT reply actions
I still have a passionate disdain for Wooten
and his hating of Stanzi, his ankle, and all things America
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, of course
I’m thinking in the wrestling world though. Wootten will hopefully blow his knee out in his rookie season and never play again. Probably shouldn’t wish things like that upon people, but it is Stanzi approved, so I think I’m covered.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Fair enough
in the wrestling world, I agree with Bacon and nominate Fakebake
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Fakebake doesn't piss me off as much
Metcalf was far too agressive at the Big Ten’s and that’s what cost him the title. I feel like he has a great shot of beating Palmer in the Finals if they meet.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
May I suggest Fakebake Palmer.
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 19, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Hoopyball Update
WVU 38 – Morgan St 27 (half)
Minn 17 – X 17 (7min left in 1st)
Cornell 22 – Temple 16 (7 min left 1st)
cornell took justKansas to the limit earlier this year
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probably since epic Princeton NCAA win, right or no?
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Rumor has it
that Tubby Smith will be the next Auburn coach
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like he's on his way out
Oregon and Auburn are looking for big name coaches for their new arenas. Both would probably pay him $2+ MIll. Minnesota won’t give him a raise (from $1.75 Mill) since the state government is in a pay freeze. And his $100k bonus from last year was paid 2 months late.
Plus I’m sure he would love to get a shot at UK whenever possible.
anyone know where Kevin Stallings is at?
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That was a bad assed Princeton team
that was running the most basic offensive sets in B-Ball and knocking better teams silly.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
They played a lot of close exciting games
but they usually lost in the end. They’ve only won two NCAA tournament games since 1985.
by Brock Sampson on Mar 19, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
If you can't get ESPN360
Try flowrestling.org, they have audio but no visual feed.
Be warned though if you’re not a regular on flo that the guys doing the audio are wrestling junkies and really get into the commentating, might want to turn your speakers down.
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
Beatty will be a while
still at 174 in the consolations
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions
Varner wins, 4-0
Kicks puppies, steals kid’s ice cream on way off the mat.
Just because he can.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ace won't stand for puppy kicking
As soon as he returns from Korea, Varner’s in trouble
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
We need a name for Stanzi's Bald Eagle
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
wait, that's probably copyrighted by the "kick ass" movie.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
//Marvel’d
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Freedom seems appropriate to me
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Freedom Bird Von Blood Eagle?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 19, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Von Blood Eagle?
That’s clearly Prussian.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Basketball on TV, wrestling on 360...
I may call in sick
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 19, 2010 12:05 PM CDT reply actions
Erekson getting a Fall here would be a great way to close out the session
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 12:15 PM CDT reply actions
Any precedent for hiring a coach away from a conference rival.
Tubby might look good in black and gold
Combine that and the Duke guy not trying to do anything on top and this match sucks
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Erekson down 4-2 in the 2nd, down a lot on riding time
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Christ
Duke’s coach sounds like he’s about to have a heart attack
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 12:20 PM CDT reply actions
WAATCH THE SWITCH, WAATCH THE SWITCH
Who is that guy?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 19, 2010 12:20 PM CDT reply actions
Another Norm Parker NANCYBALL Update
West Virginia 38, Morgan State 27 (half)
Minnesota 26, Xavier 26 (half)
Cornell 37, Temple 29 (half)
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 12:21 PM CDT reply actions
Erekson down 4-2 start of 3rd
He needs to ride him out and get back points
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Crap... 5-2
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Erekson looking like crap
lethargic as fuck
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 12:22 PM CDT reply actions
For usually being the quicker guy he looks slow.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Erekson is done.
Can’t get his legs under him. Just hoping he can go through the wrestlebacks and get some points.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 12:23 PM CDT reply actions
Erekson loses 6-2
He looked slow and completely not like himself
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
That is certainly
not the way we wanted this session to go from an overall standpoint – 3 losses
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 19, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
are you missing any punctuation there?
How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor
by themanthemyth on Mar 19, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont think so
That match was slow, ugly and hard to watch… kinda made me throw up a little bit
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
but compelling enough to keep watching, eh?
How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor
by themanthemyth on Mar 19, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Well sure, are you gonna turn your eyes away from that?
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Well, the boss is asking me to do some work from home today
Disadvantage of having a company laptop issued to you. See everyone at 6 tonight for the Semi’s, Iowa better bring it.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 19, 2010 12:26 PM CDT reply actions
What's ETA on Beatty's match?
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Beatty wrestling now
0-0, 1:00 left, 1st
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions
Beatty leads 1-0.
(from Hamilton’s liveblog)
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
this thread just crashed my BlackBerry, then Erekson lost. double bad
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
The second half of the morning really was a let down after such a strong start
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
really wanna see a win here
7-3 is a lot better than 6-4
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 12:37 PM CDT reply actions
And I hate to see Beatty be the first Hawkeye to be done.
We want the points to keep rolling in. Gonna need it to hold off Cornell.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Going to the tiebreaker after the first OT with no points
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Beatty escapes
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet.
At least the A.M. session ends with all Hawks still at work. Would be nice if all of them could wrestle into tomorrow.
I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry
by NileKinnickIronman on Mar 19, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we can lock it up if we get everyone still wrestling into tomorrow
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
scores
minnie 26/ Xaver 39; 15 mins 2nd half
morgan state 30/ wvu 48; 19 mins 2nd half
cornell 37/ bill cosby 29 HALF
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Ummm..
Minny is losing 30-33 with 17+ left in the 2nd.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
shitty ass LOLphers
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
we quitting yahoo sports for good this time.
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that Cornell/ Bill Cosby score is accurate
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Disagree
Cornell: 37 / Cosby: Pudding Pop
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
updating team standings, according to Mark Ironside/ radio feed
Iowa 72
cornel 50
isu 35.5
osu 44
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really?
espnu had us at 72 after the JayBo match…
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
that's what the radio feed just said, Mark Ironside said it was current 15 mins ago.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
MEH, i was tying to type & listen at the same time. not sure which OSU. so
PFAC/ fail
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Yeah, there will be a new thread tonight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
they've updated the official brackets, but NOT the team scores.
http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/ncaa/sports/m-wrestl/auto_pdf/Wres-D1-2010Brackets.pdf
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Moley escapes, Kerr down 1-0
Stall warning on Kerr
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Kerr loses 5-1. He is eliminated from the conso bracket
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Which means 2001 Minnesota will remain the only team to ever have 10 AAs, per Andy Hamilton.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Hard to believe that Iowa's 1986 team didn't do that, right?
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
On the plus side, Kerber just beat Marable
so M* will be facing Kerber instead of #3 Marable
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Kerber is from Cornell
So the M* Kerber match is going to be huge in order to clinch the team title tonight
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Beatty is wrestling now
He’s wrestling Wilps from Pitt
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Nonexistent
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Beatty wins 3-2
9 Iowa wrestlers still going for tonight. 5 in the championship bracket and 4 in the wrestlebacks
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Beatty is determined to have every match decided by 1 pt, apparently.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He's doing his best M*
I’m not sure I can handle that…
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It looks to me like all 5 Iowa guys in the championship bracket
should be favored to win in their matches tonight. Dennis and Marion being the obvious questions. Dennis he’s facing Gomez (who he normally beats, but by the skin of his teeth) and Marion because of his inconsistency this year.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Definitely like our chances to get 5 guys in the finals
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I predict 4
I think Dennis’s luck will just run out against Gomez, but it’ll be close. The other 4 I see getting through.
I also think 4.
I think either Dennis or Marion will get tripped up.
Hope I’m wrong, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Perspective
How is it that we are talking about having 4 or 5 guys in the finals and some people were (boarder line) bitching and moaning about the end of the session.
Ankles! We don't need no stinking ankles!
by three and out the kok story on Mar 19, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone know who Keddy gets tonight?
The NCAA.com bracket isn’t updated yet
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Saunders, from UNC Greensboro
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Thanks.
Do you know who Erekson has?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sure do.
Evenhart from Indiana…should be interesting considering what happened at the Big Ten’s
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Wow.
One of those guys isn’t going to make All-America.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
FYI
All my brakets are complete, Ask away if you have any questions!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
I like looking at the brackets and seeing where the upsets were.
Some brackets are totally chalk and some are chaos.
125: 1,3,5,UN
133: 1,2,3,4
141: 1,4,6,10
149: 1,2,3,5
157: 1,5,7,UN
165: 1,2,6,UN
174: 1,2,3,4
184: 1,4,6,7
197: 1,2,3,4
Hwt: 1,2,3,4
4 brackets are perfectly chalk, and one is almost chalk (149). The bottom of the 141 and 184 brackets have been nuts. 125 is goofy. 165 has been a little weird. And 157 has just been chaos — which is not surprising, since the two preseason favorites there (Nebraska’s Burroughs and Minny’s Schlatter) are out w/ injury.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Nice research.
Kinda puts things into perspective.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Up 14 now
and I can’t help but think this team would have been a Final 4 near-lock with Robbie Hummel. Too bad.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but without Hummel
I had them losing, and Siena winning in the 2nd, as well. I don’t think I’ll be winning a t-shirt.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I'm there with you
as well as having Utah State winning on the other side.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Team Standings (if anyone doesn't know)
Through Session III (1:55pm)
1. Iowa – 73 (5 in Championships, 4 in Consolations)
2. Cornell – 54 (3 in Championships, 4 in Consolations)
3. (tie) Iowa State – 46 (3 in Championships, 3 in Consolations)
Ohio State – 46 (2 in Championships, 3 in Consolations)
5. Oklahoma – 44 (3 in Championships, 3 in Consolations)
6. Oklahoma State – 43 (2 in Championships, 4 in Consolations)
7. Minnesota – 35 (1 in Championships, 4 in Consolations)
8. (tie) Penn State – 33 (2 in Championships, 2 in Consolations)
Wisconsin – 33 (1 in Championships, 3 in Consolations)
10. Missouri – 30 (1 in Championships, 2 in Consolations)
I have...
1. IOWA 72.5
2. Cornell 51.5
3. ISWHO 46
4. Ohio St. 45
5. Okla. 44
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
I got mine from the ncaa website, but who knows?
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Got mine from Andy Hamilton.
Your guess is a good as mine!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Ohio State really gets their shit together come NCAAs.
I really didn’t think they’d be in 3rd place. Then again, Palmer and Humphrey are doing most of their damage.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think you will see them fall off a bit here soon.
However, I am impressed with Cornell.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
I thought Cornell would be good.
They have some very good guys at the top of their line-up. They just don’t have great depth throughout the line-up.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
All that's needed to contend most years is 3 guys that are studs and wrestle up to expectations
Cornell had to be disappointed with their 125 guy that lost 1st round. I forget his name. They would be in much better shape if he wrestled like he should’ve
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Nickerson went out 2nd round.
But, yeah, way too early for such a high-seeded guy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They also had the problem this year of contending with Iowa.
Since we have 3 studs (McD, Metcalf, Borschel) and solid depth throughout the team. That’s a tough combination to overcome.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Tonight's matchups
SEMIFINAL ROUND — CHAMPIONSHIP BRACKET
125 – #3 Matt McDonough v. UN Cashe Quiroga (PUR)
133 – #2 Dan Dennis v. #3 Franklin Gomez (MSU)
141 – #6 Montell Marion v. #10 Tyler Nauman (Pitt)
149 – #2 Brent Metcalf v. #3 Kyle Terry (Okla)
174 – #2 Jay Borschel v. #3 Christopher Henrich (Virginia)
FOURTH ROUND MATCHES — CONSOLATION BRACKET
165 – #7 Ryan Morningstar v. UN Justin Kerber (Cornell)
184 – #9 Phil Keddy v. UN Andrew Saunders (UNC Greensboro)
197 – #9 Chad Beatty v. #5 Trevor Brandvold (Wisco)
Hwt – #5 Dan Erekson v. #6 Nathan Everhart (Indiana)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I like our chances!!!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
I predict 6-3 on those nine matches
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Who you got winning?
Ive got: McD, Marion, Metcalf, JayBo, M*, Keddy, Erekson winning
Losing: Dennis, Beatty
7-2 total
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I totally agree.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Erikson is looking bad...
slow and out of shape
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Erekson looked great last night.
I don’t know what happened, but I have more faith in him to pull out of this minor funk than I do Beatty to keep winning 1-pt matches.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
i didn't see last night
only today…
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
I'll tell you what happened.
He is not quite at the conditioning level he needs to be at this time of the year and he ran into a great wrestler.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
I was hoping the conditioning might be a wash for this match
since Dudziak also missed a lot of time in the season. Guess not. He was good at NCAAs last year, so he’s no slouch.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You make a excellent point.
After looking at both their records, I’d had thought the same thing.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Dudziak was out for disciplinary reasons.
Apparently he got busted for booze cruising AND carrying a machete around in his car.
But maybe he was able to keep his cardio and whatnot up while he was suspended.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
LOL, you gotta be shittin' me
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Dookies are dangerous.
Nope, I am not.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'll take...
McD, Dennis (why not?), Marion, Metcalf, JayBo, M*, Keddy
Beatty & Erekson to fall off
Our big guys have looked much slower than normal, so the number of matches they have in one day isn’t helping
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I really hope all the guys in the consos tonight wins.
9 All-Americas would be fantastic.
Beatty and Erekson have tricky match-ups, though, and Morningstar is, well Morningstar.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I am a little more optomistic...7-2
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
That sounds about right.
I think we’ll see Dennis enter the consols, while Beatty and Erekson just miss AA.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Erekson gets his shit together for his next match.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
I think Brands lights a fire under Erekson's ass and he comes out swinging
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's hope so!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Same here.
I’m sseeing 4 in the finals. I think Gomez will get Dennis tonight.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Im feeling a distinct lack of photshopping...
So this is what other blogs feel like without HFMR
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
Um, you did see
the Palmer-loompa, didn’t you?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't see it.
Where is it at?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
1/4th way through the thread
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
That's freakin awesome.
How the hell did I miss it?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
Yeah, but almost every BHGP thread Ive seen thats this long has more than one photoshop
But that one is a solid and well done picture
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
It's worth 5 photoshops
Rockyh outdid himself.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Indeed.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What do you get when you have a spray tan?
Make Metcalf mad, he’ll show you who’s the man.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Palmer looks a little jaundice...no?
J
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
What do you do when you have a rematch?
Brent with expose that you have…a…snatch…
Maybe Lance can F*ck himself (duh da duh da duh da duh) Oompa, Loompa, doompa-de-doo…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to point out
I did absolutely no color adjustment to that picture. That’s exactly what his skin looks like.
Brunettes not fighter jets
I hope he has a good dermatologist.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I doubt they'll get much coverage on ESPNU.
They might be on ESPN360, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So
I just got back home after learning me some CPR and other first aid techniques. On the drive home, I passed by a store, which I had not noticed before, and it was called…
wait for it….
Hung Dong. YES, that’s correct, you read it right, HUNG DONG I love those goofy Asians.
Please tell me you took a picture?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride." HST
No, but I will acquire one very soon.
I feel confident that I will journey back during a non-rush period of time and take some photographs.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Found a link to a picture of it though
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I hear the floors
are sticky.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, they have a fly problem, so...
there are a lot of uhm… sticky tape thingies hanging around.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to ruin a wrestling thread
but Sienna’s coming back on Purdue.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Wofford didn't have a field goal
for 9 minutes. It’s absurd that they’re ahead.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That game sounds Iowa-esque.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wofford's coach
never put his son in.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Siena running all over Purdue.
Now within 3. This game has been ridiculous.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
It should have been over
a while ago. Boilers got lackadaisical.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, my bracket is shredded.
Now I’m just hoping the Big Ten has a better showing than the Big East.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That's gonna do it.
Purdue makes it to round 2.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
GOOD game
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah it is
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Boilers win
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW, if anyone gets bored...
I really do recommend watching the Hogan Rock ‘n’ Wrestling clips on these open threads. Both entertaining and educational!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Vince looks so goofy in the corner.
I mean, he always looks goofy… but he really looks goofy there.
And Jesse’s suit is KILLER.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I don't know,
Captain Lou and Bobby the Brain are distracting me in that pic.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I must be going blind.
Where’s Heenan?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
To the left
of Macho Man’s Biceps.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, no
my bad. You’re right, it’s Blassy.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Classy Freddie Blassy checking out Miss Elizabeth's ass, too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Is that Hacksaw Jim Doogan on the left?!
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
HOOOOOOOOOOO!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Speaking of Wrestling music,
Hulk Hogan’s old theme HAS to be Ricky Stanzi’s official campaign theme.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't even have to click on that to know it's "Real American."
One of the greatest goddamn theme songs ever.
If we don’t cut a campaign video for Leman/Stanzi 2012 set to that by the end of the summer, we will have failed you.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
How have we not come up with that yet?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes greatness hides in plain sight.
Or something.
Or we’re lazy. That’s always a strong possibility.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
There's a very obvious joke
involving your handle…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
QUICK
someone e-mail HFMR. He’s got quality video editing skills.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Duggan!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
and educational!
I learned…
-The Iron Sheik is a dick & he ruined that teams chance of winning
-Hogan’s team cheated too…that was obviously an illegal bat (pressed a button and turned into 3 bats)
-All Iowa wrestlers need to learn the Andre The Giant growl…seems effective…
by derp derp derp on Mar 19, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Hogan was such a dick.
He cheated like fucking crazy when he was a good guy. Which is probably why it was so easy to boo him when he finally did go heel and join the NWO.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
When Hogan turned was the day I left my childhood behind...
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
He's 0-3
If he would try a few more shots he might be ok.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Missed an EASY tip
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
that was ugly
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't miss FT's in a game like this
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I see.
I’m just listening along, hadn’t heard numbers just 0 points.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
CBS
March Madness on Demand. It free to watch.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it strange to you
that ESPN.com links to CBS on their game capsules? I mean, it’s great, but what’s in it for the Worldwide Leader?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Benjamins of course.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Must be alot of $$$.
ESPN is owned by ABC
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
That's where I'm getting the audio.
I’ve got to focus here at the office, watching would be too distracting.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
This is shaping up as a very strange basketball
tournament
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Unfortunately
“strange” will end up meaning 1 seeds run through to the Final Four when potential roadblocks are removed via early-round upsets.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Sad to say
I have Wisco in the championship game.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Gah!
Although I think I had them in the Elite 8, so that’s not ridiculous.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Wisc. never shootss well enough
for poor Bo.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Until Robbie Hummell walks out with his new robo-knee to help them knock off Duke.
WHATATWIST! /M Night’d
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So, is M Night like the robo-engineer or something?
You know he has to have a bit part.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll be the guy in the stands doing the slow clap when Robo-Hummell takes the court.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I see.
And I’m sure that will ultimately become an over-used gif on internet message boards.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see Syracuse holding serve
the Big East is being exposed. Duke has to show me they can beat someone lower than an 8 seed…which they have not in a decade.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Syracuse is my winning it all!!!
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got another Big East team,
WVU. Let me tell you, it was HARD picking a Huggy-Bear team to win it all.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
When Huggins wears a tie again
he’ll maybe find the final four…until then. They cannot shoot…at all.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Well there goes my bracket, then.
I’ve got a Pitt-WVU final. I cannot justify it, but I did it, anyway.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Backyard BasketBrawl?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The announcers earlier were saying that WVU will just out-athletic anyone.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Ive got WVU in the final four
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I live in Big East country...
the Big East is the worst shooting conference in America. That played right into WVUU’s hands. They will have a game where they have 4 points in 12 minutes. Trust me. They are the worst shooting team in America.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
If they could actually play that
in a backyard, I would kill to see it.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I went full Obama
and picked the best team in the field to win it all (Kansas).
(I caught the bit with him and someone – Doris Burke? – doing a women’s bracket and she was praising him for picking the winner last year. And I’m thinking, “no shit, he picked UNC, the consensus best team — what a guess!”)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Now I understand the Wisky pick
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
They have the easiest path to the finals.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it just me
Or is Duke just an easy school to DESPISE?
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
What an original thought...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really much thought
I hear the name and think of Laettner. Hated that bastard. T-Bo reminds me of him.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
I hear the name
and think of Northeastern prep schools kids carpetbagging.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
One problem
That should read:
and think ofNortheasternNew Jersey prep schools kids carpetbagging.
C’mon, everyone knows that Durham is the last exit on the Jersey Turnpike.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Nah, I include
NY, NJ and Connecticut in that group.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Disagree
Cuse is vulnerable. I think Pitt takes them. Duke may lose to Louisville. Or Nova. Or Baylor. Or Purdue.
Kentucky makes it to the final four if they beat Wiscy, SMA is right about WVU.
Oh, and the committee hates Kansas judging by the seeding in the Midwest
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!?@!
crazy sequence!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Friends of Ace?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ace shits bigger than that dog.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
and then some
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
A little early
for the Bud Song, though.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Why did they switch to the Misery game??!?
It’s essentially over. They better cut back to Wiscy.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:03 PM CDT reply actions
Watch online.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I am, but HD flatscreen is a little better than
window in my shitty laptop.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Wisconsin going to the line with a 2 pt lead, and under :05
This one’s essentially over, too.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Just like
when Iowa beat Northwestern St…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Ouch!
Way to bring that one up out of nowhere and stabbing me in the heart!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually teared up after that.
I was sooo enraged/disappointed. And for the reliable Brunner to have missed those FT’s…ugh.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I took a few hours off of work to watch that game at a bar
I almost called in sick after that to get shitfaced
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
My mother called to console me after that.
I couldn’t speak to her.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate when people call me after the Hawks lose.
My parents learned in ‘08 not to contact me for at least 6 hours after a Hawks loss. I’m a pretty sore loser. Which is exactly why I haven’t watched a basketball game in 4 years.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like:
“Hey, you just got punched in the balls! Wanna talk about it?”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually prefer to talk about it now with my brother or a friend.
It beats my old approach, which was to throw stuff at the walls and slam doors.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So I guess the acceptable call
is to someone who is feeling the same/more upset. People who give me the “it’s OK” routine right after a game should be beaten.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, true.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
OK
now it’s over.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait,
you want Applebee’s food? There’s a job waiting for you at the ISU athletic department.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Applebee's is easily the worst food on the planet.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I would take Waffle House cooks
making Pizza Pit pies over Applebee’s “food”.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you had the wonton tacos?
I don’t make a habit of eating at Applebee’s, but that’s a pretty good appetizer.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
What a natural combo.
Reminds me of this.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Know what else is a natrual combo?
The McGangBang. A McChicken inside a Double Cheeseburger.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
...(speechless)...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Which reminds me:
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I felt my arteries clog from reading this.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Ever had a monster burger?
About 3 days worth of fat in every bite. Now thats artery clogging.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
There was a Hardees near the bars
in the little town I went to college in. Never underestimate just how good that burger is after drinking screwdrivers and jack and coke by the pitcher (the bar I went to had $10 cover, open bar… the bartenders knew my drinking tendencies and just made me pitchers of mixed drinks.)
by shada's revenge on Mar 19, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That's why
gyros stands exist.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
or the teryaki'd meat on a stick
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Or the walking tack stand outside of 808.
I ate far too many walking tacos on Saturday nights in Iowa City.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Tack stand?!?
ouch!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
Pokes holes in your stomach to let the alcohol out.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah in 2002 I went to Iowa City to stay with my cousin
Before that I had only come here to go to football games. He introduced me to the Ped Mall. I was floored by George’s Gyros and Marco’s Grilled Cheese stands. It has been 8 years since I discovered that and I have lived here for 4 of those- it is still hard for me to pass either up.
by shada's revenge on Mar 19, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Marco's is a gift from god
to bless the drunks of IC
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I was always partial to meat-on-a-stick guy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I've been wondering...
why Big Ass Turkey Leg guy doesn’t sell on the Ped Mall on the weekends… He could make a killing
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Insert Rod Stewart joke
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Pitchers of White Russians
now there’s a man’s drink
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
The drink of champions.
So long as you use the Swedish Goose.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Once more
insert Rod Stewart joke.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Next time Iowa plays in SC, go over the mountain into Clearfield County.
http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
See also: McSurf & Turf
Swap the McChicken for a filet o’ fish.
I believe both of these ideas made their way to This is Why You’re Fat.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Great minds
Or complete fatasses think alike I guess.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
This
and many more fabulous food creations can be found at This Is Why You’re Fat
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Once again
I refer people to Kuma’s Corner, proof that God loves Chicago. Scroll down to the “Goblin’ Cock”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
The mini sombrero laying on the platter is classic.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
I have not, and never will
Even if every person I’ve ever known swore something at Applebee’s was great, I would not be willing to even enter the restaurant. I listed “hatred for Applebee’s” as a pre-existing condition on my health insurance form.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Wiscy's road to the sweet 16
Wofford and Cornell.
I realize both of those teams are better than Iowa, but I can’t remember Iowa ever getting a draw like that. Even when we were good enough to get a scrub in the first round.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:10 PM CDT reply actions
This thread is a monster
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
I think I may be responsible
for turning it into a WWF/junk food/basketball thread. Sorry!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Rambler is just upset he wasn't a bigger part of it.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, he just got here.
Watch the catch-up.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
It's hard to write here because SBN always takes me to the new comment
Annoying
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
That's OK,
the old ones were about wrestling. On a wrestling thread! Bah!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Before you hit the 'z' key even?
That would be annoying.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Ewwww. . . . .
. . . . basketball
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
For ad nausea stupidity?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
We're going for it!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
The Orange Bowl threads
Have to be up there. I believe the thread for the halftime show and the third quarter was a whopping 1200+ posts
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I checked -
it was only 1096 posts. Yeah.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
For most posts?
We’ve had 1000+ during some football games.
There’s a fresh one coming at 6pm.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Umm...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh, heck yeah
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Now we just need a topic to discuss for 400+ comments...
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
we're just shy of 800 right now
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
We should reply to our own comments
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Way ahead of you.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
So instead of talking to each other
we’re just watching each other talk to themselves?
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like a retirement home in here!
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer to watch Wheel of Fortune
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Classic Concentration=
most underrated Trebek game show ever.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, I loved playing that game on my old pc.
It was the model with the pentium 2… and we still were using the 5.25 inch floppy drives. Good ol’ days.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?
It was rated ARRRRR
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
I should be clearer next time.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
You do that anyway
Wait…maybe that’s me
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 19, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Takes a while to read from the beginning
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 19, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree, screw Alford
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Why?
Tanya doesn’t. BaZing!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
OH SNAP FTW
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
The Holy Roman Empire was
neither holy nor Roman. Talk amongst yourselves.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Totally agree.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Nor an Empire.
That part is always left out.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Disagree, they once controlled much land
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually typed that, then deleted it.
I can never remember which it is.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
A loose confederation
at best. Much like the Big XII.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean they don't have any defense?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm disappointed that nobody really noticed the...
HUNG DONG picture I posted up.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
well, at least except for the chosen few.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I noticed it
just felt like it was too late to revive the discussion. Anyway, kudos. I hope it isn’t foreshadowing of Dong’s post-loss mourning.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I count as
“a few”?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Saw it but all of the other food discussion distracted me.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Same here
Ooooo.. Shiny Object!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
"Ooh, piece of candy! Ooh, piece of candy! Ooh, Piece of Candy!"
// James Woods’d
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Star Wars or Lord of the rings?
Better trilogy. Fight amongst yourselves
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Um,
Back to the Future? Hello?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
McCloud!
No, wait that’s pod people
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I assume the Matrix trilogy is not in this discussion
Seeing as how the second and third movies sucked mucho balls?
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Do people even remember the second or third movies?
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
They try not to
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Star War isn't a trilogy
It’s a saga.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a three hour dump
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Shouldn't this comment be in the Applebee's thread?
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Not in my experience.
McDonald’s is worse, in that respect anyway.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Especially the breakfast.
McGriddle’s are dangerous.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Or cleansing?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
jus like ur mom...
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Indeed
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Rambler's come to fight tonight!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta get my fatty calories intake
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
George Lucas sux
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Astonishing X-Men.
If you haven’t read it, watch the motion comic for free on Hulu.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine is still
Eastwood’s the man with no name trilogy. I don’t know that it’s actually considered a trilogy, but those are three of my favorite movies ever.
by shada's revenge on Mar 19, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
And after you're done
I’ll tell you what a vagina feels like
/Daniel Tosh’d
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
we could hit 1100 by 6
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I have been fairly busy
and not paying as close attention as I normally do to these big tourneys, and the threads have been too damned long to read all of it. Overall, what is your grade for the Hawks’ performance?
by shada's revenge on Mar 19, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Solid.
Right now they’re pretty much wrestling to their seeds for the most part, I think. No one’s making a huge leap, but no one’s flaming out, either. Just keep it going and we’ll be doing well.
McD and Metcalf have (shockingly) been awesome.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Your FACE is too damned long to read!
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Your FACE is a jinx!
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Early returns on the Next Iowa Coach speepstakes:
Ben Jacobsen +
Mark Turgeon just starting.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
WHO IS YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE NORTHWESTERN PLAYER?
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
Krissy Cox
FTW!!!
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Evan Eschmeyer
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Vedran Vukusic
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Tim Doyel
I can’t say his name in his stupid accent without laughing
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Good call
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't believe how old Steve Fisher looks.
He’s like a reverse Mark Martin
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
Someone called him
“apple cheeked” on last night’s telecast. It was like listening to “Little Women” on audio book.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
How do you know what it's like to listen to Little Women on audio book?
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I've only heard Moe Syzslak
read it to sick kids.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
TROGDOR
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Trogdor
Hands down
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta go burnanator
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 19, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Favorite Ohio State linebacker:
James Laurinaitis or Anthony Schlegel?
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
Neither
All things tOSU can burn in hell.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Another solo tackle for Laurinaitis!
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Lauranaitis!
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
1/2 tackle recorded for you.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha.
It’s funny cuz he’s a pile jumper.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
PICK UP THE PACE PEOPLE
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
Yes.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
She also said
You promised me it was nine!
by Brock Sampson on Mar 19, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm giving it all she's got Captain.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
You people are ill.
The new thread goes live at 5:30 if anyone wants to bail.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
BAIL?
Are you kidding me?! This is far too fun.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Seconded, Thirded, and Fourthed.
hahaha, Thirded… it sounds like Turd-ed
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, like Ice Cube ill, or like sick?
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Again,
your handle provides much opportunity for hilarity.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I infected this thread with my greasy Mexican-ness.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S RACIST
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Where's the gif?
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you believe
the Prime Minister of Israel was upset about the title “Swine Flu” because pigs aren’t Kosher. So he proposed calling it (not making this up) Mexican Flu. Uh, huh…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
The Mexican government told people not to call it Mexican flu because that would hurt tourism
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Who wants to go to Mexico anyway?
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Same thing as a criminal
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
They're like lice
spreading from America’s hat to America’s beard.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Criminals
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny, I thought
the most violent drug war this side of 1980’s Bogata would hurt tourism.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, in the best way possible.
But after two days of prolonged exposure to the open threads here, ‘80s wrestling, and a lack of sleep, I’m going to be hallucinating Oompa Loompas, Captain America, and Andre the Giant rounding third for the rest of the night.
In other words, the evening thread should be ridiculous.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I need to go and get more beer! Any suggestions?
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll have to check that out...
What was the name of that beer people were raving about last night?
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
/musburger wegher reference
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Would you be willing to hump a peg leg?
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
NO problem, I just went back to the other thread.
Noble Pils was the one.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Andre the Giant?
No more rhyming now, I mean it.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you trying to divert our attention?
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Taco Bell = best restaurant eever
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
That was my lunch today
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 19, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
*so long as it's the only restaurant open.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Aren't they always open?
Oh, Health inspectors.
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Ours was shut down on 3 occasions for selling drugs at the drive-thru.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Ricky Stanzi > Chuck Long
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
As per earlier in the thread
Iron Sheik > Colonel Mustafa
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Where's Cairo?
I’ll bet he supports that theory.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Americanism: Ricky Stanzi > Chuck Long
Football Skillz: Chuck Long > Ricky Stanzi
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
No, wrong
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Obviously Brent Metcalf
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Metcalf hath no need for nunchucks.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you see the picture of Metcalf earier in the thread
I think it was a picture of Hawkeye
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't. This thread is like a rubix cube.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You need to have grown up in the 80's as a nerd to get it?
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be me/my post.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
My favorite feeble Italian general is Luigi Cadorna
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
We salute you, KC, CBS affiliate for NOT putting on the Texas A&M game.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Uhm, I'm in Houston, so...
ONE GUESS as to which game is being aired. FUCCCCCK. I need beer to survive this.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Hitting myself
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm looking for suggestions. I feel like trying some new beers tonight.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks, brother!
I was trying to remember the name of that beer. I’ll see if the store down the street has it!
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going out the door... RIGHT NOW
to pick me up some of that.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 19, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
report back cost/ price in your neighborhood.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I think it was 7.99 in Iowa City.
Anyway, it was the same as all the other Sam Adams beers.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
we have a DTV converter, so CBS has an alternate feed available.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
There are two towns in Pennsylvania called Intercourse and Climax
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
Your face is Erie....
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
We may not break the record for total number of posts,
but the “your face” record is going down.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
OH SNAP FTW
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
"Yes, Yes!"
“In the face! In the face!”
//Prince Akeem’d
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
No Pennsylvania player goes anywhere but Pennsylvania
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Erie, PA is from Bob Sanders.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Your mom's face is from Bob Sanders
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
As you should be
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
You beat me to it
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Ghadaffi is my favorite world leader
He’s dictator for life and he calls himself Colonel. Humble!
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
haha you didn't leave liar
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Pat Fitzgerald shot JFK
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
A&M 42/ Utah State 29; start of 2nd half
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
WE ONLY NEED 19 COMMENTS
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
Yes
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
wonder if A&M brought the dog to the arena? we thru hot dogs at it in Lawrence at a football game one yr.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
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"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
OH SNAP
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Crown Royal a good choice for the matches tonite?
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Only for the Championship bracket matches
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Good call. I don't want to spill on my singlet
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
What state do you live in?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you think Kiefer Sutherland gets drunk and dresses up as a pony and does a signle trick?
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
single
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as hes the only one who can save the country!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
There is a dead mouse in my yard.
Who eats first: vulture or fox?
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
UPSET SPECIAL:
neighborhood cat.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Only after the cat eats the mouse.
It’s like a hillbilly turducken.
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 19, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Whats the fucking vulture doing the whole time?
Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian
Fox gets run over and the vulture eats the fox
FTW!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 19, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, my work here is done.
Bye!
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
You'll be back
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 19, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Later, yes
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 19, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
We hit a thousand before I got home from work.
I’m guessing it’s around 1020.
by The Mexican't on Mar 19, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
1012
I guess I missed quite a bit in here by crunching my workday into the final hour and finally closing this down.
Sorry, was making dinner.
Someone want to catch me up on everything posted during the last 20 minutes?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
That hurts my feelings
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I just puked in my mouth
Brings back feelings of 7am hanging around Kinnick on a brisk October Saturbay morning.
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
he wouldn’t want to gross anyone out…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he has a glass eye
and he’s just too ashamed for people to see it
by Hank Thrasher on Mar 19, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
On an awesome note:
My five-year-old daughter and two-and-a-half-year-old son are playing “make believe” and my son just said, “thank you for the beer.” Wow, daddy drinks too much.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Shouting/replying to self
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 19, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
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