BOB ZOOK REGIONAL, SEED NO. 2: TIM BREWSTER
His Twitter feed has died down; the exclamation points have been considerably reduced. He basically took four months off. Still, Marchifornication is an annual event, and Brewster's Twittering through the fall was brilliant. The bizarre capitalization, the ridiculous misspelling, the punctuation...oh, the punctuation. It was as if Tim Brewster both coached Minnesota football and wrote SpartyMSU. To those of us who live on the series of tubes, the man is a national treasure.
BOB ZOOK REGIONAL, SEED NO. 3: BRENT METCALF
Sure, it's not really him (though if it is, the man becomes a folk hero), but The Brent Metcalf is the funniest Iowa character on Twitter. And this is coming from a group of people who write a couple. It's cruel and sarcastic and funny. It's all the things we love. This battle isn't solely over who is the best Twitterer; both combatants have done plenty more this year to benefit Iowa athletics and BHGP. But both are so prolific and insane on Twitter that it's a significant factor.
Enough talking. Who ya got?
Tim Brewster (124 votes)
Brent Metcalf (403 votes)
527 total votes