I was thinking about this last night. It's to the tune of "Talkin Softball" from the Simpsons (which, in turn, is to the tune of Talkin Baseball, or something. Enjoy:

Well Lickliter had done it

The Wolverines had won it

With John Lickliter chucking all the while

Devon Archie’s tragic illness made us smile

While Tucker lay unconscious on the barroom tile

We’re talking Lick-ball

The system works in theory

We’re talking Lick-ball

With Gatens, May and Neari

Brommer can’t take it to the hole

Cougill eats but can’t get full

We’re talking Cully, Bawinkel and Cole

We’re talking Lick-ball

The system works in theory

We’re talking Lick-ball

With Gatens, May and Neari

Brommer can’t take it to the hole

Cougill eats but can’t get full

We’re talking Cully, Bawinkel and Cole