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We're Talkin' Basketball: The End of the Road?

Iowa Hawkeyes at Michigan Wolverines, Mar 11, 2010 1:30 PM CST


 

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If the oddsmakers are to be believed (Michigan -8), today is the last day of the season for Iowa men's basketball. If the message boards are to be believed, today is the last day of a lot of things.

We don't believe either.

Iowa was uncompetitive as always in its January 30 game in Ann Arbor, losing by a deceptively close 14 points to Michigan.  However, the Hawkeyes should have beaten Big Blue a month ago, blowing a 4-point lead in the final 22 seconds of regulation and losing by 4 points in overtime.  Then there is the old adage about beating a team three times in one season (it mostly applies to the NFL, but we'll use it nonetheless).  And, despite lackadaisical effort in its last two losses, Iowa has improved over the course of this season.  As strange as it sounds for a team that set a school record for losses in a season, the Hawkeyes have actually overachieved this year.  It's time to put a small exclamation point on this lost season.  It's time to finish on a high note for once.  It's time to muster whatever goodwill we have for this team and this coach and this program and to will our way to a positive result.

This is pretty much the plot of Ghostbusters 2.  We're screwed, aren't we?  1:30 tipoff on ESPN2.

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stop fouling texas tech

I would like to be facebook friends with Terry Strauss

by spudhawk on Mar 11, 2010 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

OMG I SEE ERIC MAY

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:36 PM CST reply actions  

This score stripe is fucking with my head.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

...and we already have a timeout.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

Not watching (at work). I love me some Iowa sports but this team quit 10 days ago. Show me I’m wrong fellas.

by txhawkeye on Mar 11, 2010 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

It wouldn't be an Iowa game...

…if Todd Lickliter didn’t beat the first media timeout to the punch with the quick TO.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

Why does he do that?

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Because his team is miserably bad.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I thought he was just bored.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Plus

Slowing things down early establishes the tempo and the Butler Way.

by Beavis Beefcake on Mar 11, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if they will do that for Iowa?

I would like to be facebook friends with Terry Strauss

by spudhawk on Mar 11, 2010 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

Do we want to see grown men cry?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh jeez Jarryd Cole

Why the fuck are you dribbling?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 1:39 PM CST reply actions  

Because he thinks he's Sims?

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

so I was thinking, Cole is 6'6" + and athletic

maybe he should be locked in the weight room with Doyle and let out this fall if he agrees to play tackle.

he wouldn’t be asked to catch anything.

by shake n bake on Mar 11, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ouch.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

Deshawn Sims pwns Cole.

That move was too good for a guy that big.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

Hey, it's DeShawn Sims wrecking Iowa's shit in the BTT.

This is new and unexpected.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

Jarryd Cole Jumper is the LULZ

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

Two in a row, Jarryd? Don't do that ever again.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

3 turnovers in 4 minutes

I don’t think that helps win many games

by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:42 PM CST reply actions  

Better than 4 turnovers in 3 minutes, I guess

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

This is stupid.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:42 PM CST reply actions  

Why are you even watching?

These aren’t your teams.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I mean playing a game at 2:00 on Thursday afternoon

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

That's expected when you have 103 teams in your conference.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

To be fair, these are not 2 teams Delany wants people to see.

by txhawkeye on Mar 11, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Local radio KCJJ...

reporting that Lickliter is stepping down after the season.

by ICHawk on Mar 11, 2010 1:43 PM CST reply actions  

Don't give false hope

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Mar 11, 2010 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Local radio where?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Iowa City

1630, KCJJ.

They’re asshats on the air, most of the time, but it is a legitimate news source.

by ICHawk on Mar 11, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I seem to recall...

KCJJ blowing a couple rumors like this, but my wires could be crossed. Interesting.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

They have blown a couple, but I’m just throwing it out there. Not giving any credence to it, other than the fact that they are a news source with a lot of local ties.

by ICHawk on Mar 11, 2010 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

No shame in that.

We’re not attacking you, just trying to contextualize things.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

They’re like terrible college radio, the worst you’ve ever heard, with a decent news presence.

by ICHawk on Mar 11, 2010 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure the truth

But I heard this morning that it could happen as early as tomorrow and no later than Monday

by RonMaDon on Mar 11, 2010 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

If Lickliter does go...

what are the odds that McDermott will try for the trifecta?

by YouWouldn'tLikeMeWhenI'mAngerer on Mar 11, 2010 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

we're winning the rebounding battle

both offensive and total – so that’s something to be proud of

by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:46 PM CST reply actions  

The 9-year-old introducing Michigan added far more than our guy

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 1:46 PM CST reply actions  

He should be in school.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

So should you.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm learning ABCs next week.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

If I'd taken school seriously

I’d never have low enough expectations at work—and for myself—to be able hang around here in the afternoon.

by Beavis Beefcake on Mar 11, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Playing Iowa = "swagger"

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:46 PM CST reply actions  

Sims and Harris have all 16 of their points

why can’t we just send in Brommer to take care of things “Chaney style”?

by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

He'd foul himself.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

7+ minutes in...

…and Sims is still outscoring the Hawkeyes.

Oh, and he’s sitting on the bench right now.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

So I just remembered they were playing and fired up the ESPN gamecast.

I see Michigan decided to even things up using only 2 players and still are up 11.

Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.

by bpriebe on Mar 11, 2010 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

Was that TV timeout to TV timeout without a point?

I wonder how many times that has happened this year?

Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.

by bpriebe on Mar 11, 2010 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

More times than we'd care to admit.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Iowa sure is committed to lulling their opponents into false senses of security.

Sometimes, they do it for all 40 minutes.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

God fucking damn it, Cully Payne.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

11 minutes in

and Harris and Sims have still both outscored Iowa – by themselves

by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Unless you have adult beverages, I think it’ll be a short trip.

by txhawkeye on Mar 11, 2010 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

work may look less intimidating after

And you may totally ignore basketball for the next few weeks, so that’s a productivity plus.

by Beavis Beefcake on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course unnecessary pass leads to desperate 3 pointer that had no business going in.

by Sol-Train on Mar 11, 2010 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

BAWINKEL REBOUND BABY

NO TRIL TODAY!

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

At least before he was good at being bad.

by Sol-Train on Mar 11, 2010 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

What's the score?

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

About 80-4.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

What the hell happened?

the last 3 games have been absolutely fucking terrible. What the hell changed? Did they just quit? Spirits crushed?

by burglinturds on Mar 11, 2010 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

I'm saving that until next Th/Fri

NCAA b-ball and wrestling tourneys…

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 11, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

ESPN stats say Iowa has 6 TOs in 13 minutes. Projects to 20+.

by txhawkeye on Mar 11, 2010 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

Sounds about right,

they’ll probably miss about 20 3-pointers

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Mar 11, 2010 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

40*6/13=~18.5 you've been

Arithmetic nazi’ed!

…unless the game goes to overtime.

by Beavis Beefcake on Mar 11, 2010 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Algorithmic. First 8 minutes of each half TOs are accelerated. Keep up.

by txhawkeye on Mar 11, 2010 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean decelerated.

Plus, on further contemplation, a simple linear model is not sufficient here because at high levels of turnovers, there’s a possibility one side may just say screw it, give up, and start playing dodgeball.

Iowa wouldn’t be too bad at that, as they have a low enough airball rate. Plus, DeShawn Sims would be neutralized cuz he’s only accurate in close. Then Iowa’s 5 players could take down Manny.

by Beavis Beefcake on Mar 11, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet

They benched Manny Harris.

by Duez I say on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

Our shooting has been absolutely shitty these last few games

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

Is it time yet

for the traditional “Will we get to 20 points in the first half?” post?

by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

Ouch.

I mean… LOL, but ouch.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 11, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Hightower should liven this game up

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

Trap Defence?

Someone call 911 I am having hallucinations.

by Stickyhawk on Mar 11, 2010 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

BROMMSTEIN

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

I can't believe we're losing to a team that is this bad shooting.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

Getting doubled up, no less.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Christ, Michigan is terrible.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

I haven't watched them since their last game with PSU.

They spent the entire second half taking shots like that and not passing to Sims.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Now THAT is shot selection

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

HERE COMES THE RALLY

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

Turnover!!

We don’t want to get to close.

by Stickyhawk on Mar 11, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Iowa

going to use all their timeouts before the half or what?

by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

Michigan was ranked 15th in the preseason polls.

Ha.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

Just cut the lead

to 6 or less by the break and that’s a victory for the first half, based on the way it started.

by Buddy Light on Mar 11, 2010 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

8-22 shooting so far

the odds of that happening are not very good

by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

MAY DAY

Nice rebound, Payne for 3, this isn’t the same team from the first 10 minutes.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

Cully Payne is 3-5 behind the arc

That can’t possibly continue.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

He is now

the game’s leading scorer.

Take that Harris!

by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy balls

an offensive rebound from May hustling and then an awesome 3 pointer. I order more of that.

by stewartom on Mar 11, 2010 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

This is Hightower's game now, bitches!

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

At least I won't have to deal with you anymore asshole

says Lick to Ed
sorry for the first attempt

I would like to be facebook friends with Terry Strauss

by spudhawk on Mar 11, 2010 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you LBCR!

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 11, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

But that kid said otherwise!

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Did Cole just do something awesome on defense?

Really?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

The Zone

Has Michigan goofed up…….where was it all year?

by Stickyhawk on Mar 11, 2010 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

What in the name of Cully Payne is going on there?

Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.

by bpriebe on Mar 11, 2010 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

Hoistapalooza!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

Holy jesus, Iowa is within 4.

This is comical.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

Cully Payne

You can’t stop him you can only hope to contain him!

by Stickyhawk on Mar 11, 2010 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

Is Cully at a career high right now?

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Mar 11, 2010 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

He was even before the last 3.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Michigan airmails yet another jumper.

How big is the open window Steve Lavin was talking about? Also, is there a hurricane in the middle of Indianapolis?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

I hope Brommer shoots another 3...

when he spotted up in the Minnesota game and only hit the floor, that was my moment of the year. BTN should have it sponsored by Oberto.

Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.

by bpriebe on Mar 11, 2010 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

Gamecast is broken...

It says Brommer block. Foul is spelled wrong.

Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.

by bpriebe on Mar 11, 2010 2:48 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Mr. Jacobi, RUTS had this to say about you:
Hawkeye State is the lawyer, btw. Oops Pow is an amateur animal husbandry scientist with a kick-ass beard and a penchant for bullfighting on PCP.

Why was I unaware of this?

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

I think RUTS just implied that Jacobi went to ISU.

BLOGJIHAD!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 11, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

we are on a 7-2 run to start the second half?

"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010

by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 11, 2010 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

If we lose this game.

Do we have the right to blame it on the draft from the windows in this big venue?

by tyler slasher on Mar 11, 2010 2:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Michigan has missed 10 shots in a row...

Do you think they are just mocking us?

Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.

by bpriebe on Mar 11, 2010 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

Brommer is my hero.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

He's an artist

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't a foul, it was a stumble!

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, if was fun while it lasted.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

About to be 10.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you watching the game?

Because clearly the answer is yes.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes I am watching the game.

But I’m not watching for the history of how the Mohawk has progressed into a fohawk. I’m watching to waste another 2 hours of my life and watch us hoplessley lose this game in the last minute or so.

by tyler slasher on Mar 11, 2010 2:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

45-34 there

Michigan done missing every single shot they take, which is the only way Iowa was going to keep it close.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

Give M time, they'll have a scoring drought.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

do the Hawks even get to 50?

if not, we can call this game after a few more Meesh baskets. and then I can go back to being 50% productive at work

by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

What are you now?

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Mar 11, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

if you still have outlook open it bumps it up to at least 15%

"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010

by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Both those figures have to be accurate

because they are not rounded numbers. Keep up the good work fellas.

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude, his head just turned 360 degrees

And now he’s puking green shit everywhere! Make it stop!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

he wanted to make his last game at Iowa memorable

"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010

by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 11, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if he has his own version of the...

…“No, there was nothing wrong with my name until about the third grade when that no talent ass-clown…” speech.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 11, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

"Indiana leads the all-time series with the Cats"

Who doesn’t lead the all-time series with the Cats? I think PSU lead the all-time series with the Cats and we suck.

"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo

by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

Didn't Indiana sweep jNWU this year somehow?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 11, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Michigan Announcer:

“Thought that foul was on Fuller. Fuller seems like he’s always in foul trouble”

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 11, 2010 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

ESPN hints at the Lick dismissal/resignation.

I honestly have no idea what to make of this.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

Keno Davis is the first name you'll hear

which means he’s probably not even on the list.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as Keno brings his hot wife I am on board.

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Mar 11, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

At least we won't get turned down by Kevin Stallings this time...

…because he won’t be approached.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

who's moderating?

I can’t promote a gay music group?
communists!

by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

Take a good look, folks

This could be the last we see of Lil’ John.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

I'm so happy

Can he take Brommer with him?

by NorseHawk on Mar 11, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait

I’ve been MIA the last couple days. Is Lil Lick really rumored to be leaving or are we continuing StoopsMyAss’ joke?

by Duez I say on Mar 11, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Big Lick is rumored to be resigning.

I think we’re presuming Lil John will be leaving with him.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 11, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if he's resigning

and with all that money hanging out there, he’s only resigning if it really is his health.

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by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Are we really playing a 1-3-1 zone with JOHN LICKLITER in the middle?

OK, that’s a fireable offense.

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by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:20 PM CST reply actions  

Like the rest of us, I'm gay for Eric May...

but his stat line today is BRUTAL.

2/11 (0-5), 3 boards, 4 pts.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 11, 2010 3:21 PM CST reply actions  

Relax

You’re still here.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Um...folks?

5 point game here.

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by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:21 PM CST reply actions  

Cully you ass

Quit trying to save Lick’s job

by NorseHawk on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM CST reply actions  

with the father

goes the son. or vice versa.

that’s what you call kin loyalty.

by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM CST reply actions  

That last series summed up the entire season

No less than 4 shots from point blank range missed.

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by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:24 PM CST reply actions  

It's over

We lost 59-52

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by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

That does it, folks.

Now we wait.

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by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:25 PM CST reply actions  

Y'know...

…I was fine with all the wandering in the wilderness when it seemed like Coach Lick was trying to build something, but if we went through all of that for him to just “step down” I’m gonna be pissed.
Can we call Tucker back and just stick him with a Straight Edge room mate? I suppose it’s too late to get any of the other transfers back though.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 11, 2010 3:30 PM CST reply actions  

Who, CM Punk?

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by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

If CM Punk really was straight edge he'd be the joykillingest wrestler on their tour.

Imagine Randy Orton shooting up between his toes while eating a steak and violating an underage hooker in every way imaginable, meanwhile CM Punk is in the next room drawing an X on each hand and espousing the no sex, no drugs, no animal products lifestyle to an uninterested Batista.
I’d watch more wrestling if that’s whay actually went on, just so I could see Batista beat CM silly with his own arms.

[By the way, CM is certainly NOT an actual straight edge- – his juiced up muscles give it away. And doesn’t he have tatoos (there are different ideas of what straight edge means, but I’m talking about the strict kind)?]

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 11, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Iowa 09-10

I’ve seen f’d up before, and it looked a lot like this

by Enormous on Mar 11, 2010 3:32 PM CST reply actions  

This was a terrible team, that had no identity and didn’t do anything well. Indiana should be embarassed for losing to them twice. Have no idea about the Lickliter rumors. If it’s true, I’d rather have it happen now than inevitably in 2 years. They were going to be horrible next year no matter what. Maybe, just maybe, they’ll be more fun to watch and not so joyless.

by txhawkeye on Mar 11, 2010 3:33 PM CST reply actions  

Checking in late on Lickliter but

I don’t see him getting fired. It would cost Iowa $3 million. If he resigns, that’s a different deal and would suggest some sort of mutual deal. But why would be leave that money and his reputation in flames like that? Makes no sense. Unless, some huge donor just bought him the unemployment line.

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on Mar 11, 2010 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

Although Doc's blog really hinted that Gaten's and other players just

don’t like the guy. He sounds aloof. If the athletic dept. sees the players are miserable, then why keep him. He’s done nothing else that suggests he deserves to stay. That buyout in his contract is a joke though. Why Barta agreed to $600K a year/remaining is beyond me.

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on Mar 11, 2010 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

Rumor Rumor Rumor Rumor Rumor Rumor

Fuller and Brommer have plane tickets to Panama City for tomorrow. So confident our guys.

by shake n bake on Mar 11, 2010 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

Sorry, but that Whooooooshed me...

…what are you referring to? Did some of those guys have plane tickets for the next day or something?

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 11, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

From what I remember ...

A few of the guys on the team had plane tickets for the coming weekend (or maybe the next day) to go to somewhere nice and sunny for Spring Break (Cancun, perhaps) after they didn’t make the dance, allegedly. I heard about it before the game and watched at the bar (One Eyed Jake’s for a birthday, as I recall) as one of the players in question had the ball in his hand at the end of regulation with a chance to tie. He tried to drive and made a spectacularly horrible play, but not unlike many he had attempted throughout the course of the season. LSU wins by 2.

It was an NIT game, so I don’t think too many people cared, but I think a handful of people noticed that they weren’t playing like themselves.

Can anyone here back me up?

by Buddy Light on Mar 11, 2010 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Not me.

"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.

by StoopsMyAss on Mar 11, 2010 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

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