We're Talkin' Basketball: The End of the Road?
Iowa Hawkeyes at Michigan Wolverines, Mar 11, 2010 1:30 PM CST
If the oddsmakers are to be believed (Michigan -8), today is the last day of the season for Iowa men's basketball. If the message boards are to be believed, today is the last day of a lot of things.
We don't believe either.
Iowa was uncompetitive as always in its January 30 game in Ann Arbor, losing by a deceptively close 14 points to Michigan. However, the Hawkeyes should have beaten Big Blue a month ago, blowing a 4-point lead in the final 22 seconds of regulation and losing by 4 points in overtime. Then there is the old adage about beating a team three times in one season (it mostly applies to the NFL, but we'll use it nonetheless). And, despite lackadaisical effort in its last two losses, Iowa has improved over the course of this season. As strange as it sounds for a team that set a school record for losses in a season, the Hawkeyes have actually overachieved this year. It's time to put a small exclamation point on this lost season. It's time to finish on a high note for once. It's time to muster whatever goodwill we have for this team and this coach and this program and to will our way to a positive result.
This is pretty much the plot of Ghostbusters 2. We're screwed, aren't we? 1:30 tipoff on ESPN2.
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...and we already have a timeout.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
It wouldn't be an Iowa game...
…if Todd Lickliter didn’t beat the first media timeout to the punch with the quick TO.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Why does he do that?
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I thought he was just bored.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Plus
Slowing things down early establishes the tempo and the Butler Way.
by Beavis Beefcake on Mar 11, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Oh jeez Jarryd Cole
Why the fuck are you dribbling?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Because he thinks he's Sims?
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
so I was thinking, Cole is 6'6" + and athletic
maybe he should be locked in the weight room with Doyle and let out this fall if he agrees to play tackle.
he wouldn’t be asked to catch anything.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Mar 11, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Deshawn Sims pwns Cole.
That move was too good for a guy that big.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Hey, it's DeShawn Sims wrecking Iowa's shit in the BTT.
This is new and unexpected.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
3 turnovers in 4 minutes
I don’t think that helps win many games
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:42 PM CST reply actions
Better than 4 turnovers in 3 minutes, I guess
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Why are you even watching?
These aren’t your teams.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
No, I mean playing a game at 2:00 on Thursday afternoon
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
Better than noon games
like the Big East Tourney
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
That's expected when you have 103 teams in your conference.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Local radio KCJJ...
reporting that Lickliter is stepping down after the season.
Don't give false hope
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Local radio where?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa City
1630, KCJJ.
They’re asshats on the air, most of the time, but it is a legitimate news source.
I seem to recall...
KCJJ blowing a couple rumors like this, but my wires could be crossed. Interesting.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I know
They have blown a couple, but I’m just throwing it out there. Not giving any credence to it, other than the fact that they are a news source with a lot of local ties.
No shame in that.
We’re not attacking you, just trying to contextualize things.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Not sure the truth
But I heard this morning that it could happen as early as tomorrow and no later than Monday
If Lickliter does go...
what are the odds that McDermott will try for the trifecta?
by YouWouldn'tLikeMeWhenI'mAngerer on Mar 11, 2010 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
we're winning the rebounding battle
both offensive and total – so that’s something to be proud of
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:46 PM CST reply actions
"my favorite thing about Manny Harris is when he elbowed that jerk Cramer in the face"
by houksyndrome on Mar 11, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
My favorite thing about Manny Harris's leadership is the rumors on UM boards about the coaches yelling at him for not passing.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
The 9-year-old introducing Michigan added far more than our guy
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
He should be in school.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
So should you.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
I'm learning ABCs next week.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
If I'd taken school seriously
I’d never have low enough expectations at work—and for myself—to be able hang around here in the afternoon.
by Beavis Beefcake on Mar 11, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Playing Iowa = "swagger"
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
Sims and Harris have all 16 of their points
why can’t we just send in Brommer to take care of things “Chaney style”?
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:49 PM CST reply actions
He'd foul himself.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
That's perfectly normal, and it does NOT make you go blind.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Friendly fire
is necessary sometimes
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
7+ minutes in...
…and Sims is still outscoring the Hawkeyes.
Oh, and he’s sitting on the bench right now.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
it only took 8 minutes
for Iowa to draw their first foul
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
So I just remembered they were playing and fired up the ESPN gamecast.
I see Michigan decided to even things up using only 2 players and still are up 11.
Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.
Brommer commits a foul
in the game for what, 30 seconds?
by Internet Legend on Mar 11, 2010 1:50 PM CST reply actions
Was that TV timeout to TV timeout without a point?
I wonder how many times that has happened this year?
Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.
The NCAA only allows
Iowa to score 0.83 points per posession – gotta follow the rules
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Our guys don't seem to know where the basket is located on the floor, always facing the wrong direction.
true I think that is why they don't play a lot of zone, they lack the athleticism to make it really work
I would like to be facebook friends with Terry Strauss
Iowa sure is committed to lulling their opponents into false senses of security.
Sometimes, they do it for all 40 minutes.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
11 minutes in
and Harris and Sims have still both outscored Iowa – by themselves
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 1:57 PM CST reply actions
I really shouldn't leave my office and go sit in the lounge to watch this
But I think I will.
work may look less intimidating after
And you may totally ignore basketball for the next few weeks, so that’s a productivity plus.
by Beavis Beefcake on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
BAWINKEL REBOUND BABY
NO TRIL TODAY!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
About 80-4.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
What the hell happened?
the last 3 games have been absolutely fucking terrible. What the hell changed? Did they just quit? Spirits crushed?
It's just more teeth pulling, of course
A fair enough trade.
by Beavis Beefcake on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Shoulda waited to pull teeth until after the game...
…you woulda been numb, so it wouldn’t have hurt.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 11, 2010 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
I'm saving that until next Th/Fri
NCAA b-ball and wrestling tourneys…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
they had 3 after the first 4 minutes
so they are getting better
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds about right,
they’ll probably miss about 20 3-pointers
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Mar 11, 2010 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
40*6/13=~18.5 you've been
Arithmetic nazi’ed!
…unless the game goes to overtime.
by Beavis Beefcake on Mar 11, 2010 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
You mean decelerated.
Plus, on further contemplation, a simple linear model is not sufficient here because at high levels of turnovers, there’s a possibility one side may just say screw it, give up, and start playing dodgeball.
Iowa wouldn’t be too bad at that, as they have a low enough airball rate. Plus, DeShawn Sims would be neutralized cuz he’s only accurate in close. Then Iowa’s 5 players could take down Manny.
by Beavis Beefcake on Mar 11, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Our shooting has been absolutely shitty these last few games
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
Is it time yet
for the traditional “Will we get to 20 points in the first half?” post?
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM CST reply actions
At least Fuller is playing
6 points and 5 boards – not too bad
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:05 PM CST reply actions
Hightower should liven this game up
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
I can't believe we're losing to a team that is this bad shooting.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I haven't watched them since their last game with PSU.
They spent the entire second half taking shots like that and not passing to Sims.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Now THAT is shot selection
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
Is Iowa
going to use all their timeouts before the half or what?
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:10 PM CST reply actions
Michigan was ranked 15th in the preseason polls.
Ha.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
Just cut the lead
to 6 or less by the break and that’s a victory for the first half, based on the way it started.
8-22 shooting so far
the odds of that happening are not very good
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
that block on cole is classic hightower malpractice
by Internet Legend on Mar 11, 2010 2:15 PM CST reply actions
We have yet to see the trademark
player conference for absolutely no reason
I would like to be facebook friends with Terry Strauss
nice ref conference there
also had to have been pointless
by Internet Legend on Mar 11, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
MAY DAY
Nice rebound, Payne for 3, this isn’t the same team from the first 10 minutes.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Cully Payne is 3-5 behind the arc
That can’t possibly continue.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
He is now
the game’s leading scorer.
Take that Harris!
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Holy balls
an offensive rebound from May hustling and then an awesome 3 pointer. I order more of that.
Too bad that’s all he can do.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Mar 11, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
This is Hightower's game now, bitches!
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
But.. but I can still record the 2nd half. Is that worth it?
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 11, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
You never know.
Can you make it stop recording just as easily? Because this could turn into 55-30 really quickly.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
HALFTIME BREAK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Interesting.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Crisco halftime report brought to you by Cougill.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Mar 11, 2010 2:20 PM CST reply actions
I assume that's a turducken with bacon?
John Madden is weeping with joy . . .
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 11, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Go to the "Bring us your brackets" story that was listed earlier today
and scroll down to the comments section
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
At least I won't have to deal with you anymore asshole
says Lick to Ed
sorry for the first attempt
I would like to be facebook friends with Terry Strauss
DJK
Anyone see this?
http://twitter.com/DJKoulianos/status/10337373484
The word is Fight, Fight, Fight for Iowa
So DJK's getting married, eh?
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Mar 11, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Probably just getting laid
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
100% from the stripe!
things are looking up
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 2:34 PM CST reply actions
I'd rather have Michigan's
8-10 from the line over our 2-2
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:36 PM CST reply actions
Free Audio of the game
http://all-access.cbssports.com/player.html?code=cs&media=172436
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 11, 2010 2:37 PM CST reply actions
It prompted me to install an updated version of Silverlight, but that's it
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 11, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
It's Michigan radio....
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 11, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you LBCR!
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 11, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Manny Harris' defensive intensity can charitably be described as "disinterested."
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
But that kid said otherwise!
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Did Cole just do something awesome on defense?
Really?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
What in the name of Cully Payne is going on there?
Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.
I was in the middle
of typing that exact same thing…
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously? The fucking wind took that shot?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Mar 11, 2010 2:42 PM CST reply actions
Helps when the other team goes cooler than being cool.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
ICE COLD!!!
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
ARIGHT ARIGHT ARIGHT ARIGHT ARIGHT ARIGHT ARIGHT ARIGHT
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
OK now ladies
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Lend me some sugar
I am your neighbor…
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
This is the exact moment the BromMonster has been waiting for.
Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.
Is Cully at a career high right now?
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Michigan airmails yet another jumper.
How big is the open window Steve Lavin was talking about? Also, is there a hurricane in the middle of Indianapolis?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I hope Brommer shoots another 3...
when he spotted up in the Minnesota game and only hit the floor, that was my moment of the year. BTN should have it sponsored by Oberto.
Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.
Gamecast is broken...
It says Brommer block. Foul is spelled wrong.
Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.
by bpriebe on Mar 11, 2010 2:48 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Mr. Jacobi, RUTS had this to say about you:
Hawkeye State is the lawyer, btw. Oops Pow is an amateur animal husbandry scientist with a kick-ass beard and a penchant for bullfighting on PCP.
Why was I unaware of this?
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
I think RUTS just implied that Jacobi went to ISU.
BLOGJIHAD!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
More importantly, how were you not aware of all that?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
we are on a 7-2 run to start the second half?
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 11, 2010 2:50 PM CST reply actions
If we lose this game.
Do we have the right to blame it on the draft from the windows in this big venue?
by tyler slasher on Mar 11, 2010 2:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Michigan has missed 10 shots in a row...
Do you think they are just mocking us?
Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.
Brommer is my hero.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
He's an artist
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
there's that foul
we’ve been looking for
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
It wasn't a foul, it was a stumble!
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
are we not still down only 4?
i’m only following scores online
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Are we really at the point in this game where espn can't find anything better to talk about than hair styles?
by tyler slasher on Mar 11, 2010 2:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Are you watching the game?
Because clearly the answer is yes.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
cbs is updating the plays
but not the scores….way to go guys
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
oooh that must be it
well neither is covers. what is the score?
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Yes I am watching the game.
But I’m not watching for the history of how the Mohawk has progressed into a fohawk. I’m watching to waste another 2 hours of my life and watch us hoplessley lose this game in the last minute or so.
by tyler slasher on Mar 11, 2010 2:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
How did that Eric May shot just happen I don't even what now
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
45-34 there
Michigan done missing every single shot they take, which is the only way Iowa was going to keep it close.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Give M time, they'll have a scoring drought.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
do the Hawks even get to 50?
if not, we can call this game after a few more Meesh baskets. and then I can go back to being 50% productive at work
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
What are you now?
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
personally
I’m sitting around 4.3%
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
if you still have outlook open it bumps it up to at least 15%
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
Both those figures have to be accurate
because they are not rounded numbers. Keep up the good work fellas.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
My boss just left for the day... sooo...
-49% Yes, that’s a negative sign there.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 11, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
It took Gatens
almost 30 minutes to score
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:55 PM CST reply actions
That's not what your mother said last night.
Trebek.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Leave my mother out of this
that woman is a saint!
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 11, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'll take "Ape Tit" for $1,000
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 11, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
The Penis Mightier
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
You're sitting on a goldmine, Trebek!
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 11, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Is it wrong that I want to buy a VW based solely on the excellent music in their commercials?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Dude, his head just turned 360 degrees
And now he’s puking green shit everywhere! Make it stop!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
he wanted to make his last game at Iowa memorable
"Well of course, there's nothing better than being American!!!" - Ricky Americanzi, Jan. 5th, 2010
by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 11, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder if he has his own version of the...
…“No, there was nothing wrong with my name until about the third grade when that no talent ass-clown…” speech.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 11, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
"Indiana leads the all-time series with the Cats"
Who doesn’t lead the all-time series with the Cats? I think PSU lead the all-time series with the Cats and we suck.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
seriously
tell me why I should not bet on Nittany getting 6 pts
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't Indiana sweep jNWU this year somehow?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Michigan Announcer:
“Thought that foul was on Fuller. Fuller seems like he’s always in foul trouble”
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 11, 2010 3:04 PM CST reply actions
ESPN hints at the Lick dismissal/resignation.
I honestly have no idea what to make of this.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
has there been any speculation on who Iowa targets
if the rumors about Lick’s departure are true?
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 3:09 PM CST reply actions
Keno Davis is the first name you'll hear
which means he’s probably not even on the list.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
As long as Keno brings his hot wife I am on board.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Mar 11, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
you just inspired me to google search 'keno davis wife'
and google auto recognized my search = she must be hot
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
At least we won't get turned down by Kevin Stallings this time...
…because he won’t be approached.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
who's moderating?
I can’t promote a gay music group?
communists!
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 3:11 PM CST reply actions
Take a good look, folks
This could be the last we see of Lil’ John.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I'm so happy
Can he take Brommer with him?
Wait
I’ve been MIA the last couple days. Is Lil Lick really rumored to be leaving or are we continuing StoopsMyAss’ joke?
Big Lick is rumored to be resigning.
I think we’re presuming Lil John will be leaving with him.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If Big Lick goes, Lil' Lick almost certainly follows.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
big lick is rumored to be stepping down
by houksyndrome on Mar 11, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Obviously they'll say...
…it’s for his health.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 11, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Only if he's resigning
and with all that money hanging out there, he’s only resigning if it really is his health.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
The open speculation by O'Brien on ESPN makes me much more certain there's something happening.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Yeah, but ESPN generally has no fucking clue what's going on (they just know their spin on things)...
…but I understand what you mean.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 11, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Chris Mortensen has already reported that
Ferentz is Barta’s number one choice for head bball coach . . . .
by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Are we really playing a 1-3-1 zone with JOHN LICKLITER in the middle?
OK, that’s a fireable offense.
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Like the rest of us, I'm gay for Eric May...
but his stat line today is BRUTAL.
2/11 (0-5), 3 boards, 4 pts.
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by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Relax
You’re still here.
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by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Um...folks?
5 point game here.
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with the father
goes the son. or vice versa.
that’s what you call kin loyalty.
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM CST reply actions
That last series summed up the entire season
No less than 4 shots from point blank range missed.
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would appreciate play by play updates
my feed blows
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Mar 11, 2010 3:25 PM CST reply actions
It's over
We lost 59-52
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by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
That does it, folks.
Now we wait.
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To Devon Bawinkel:
Have a nice life.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Mar 11, 2010 3:25 PM CST reply actions
Y'know...
…I was fine with all the wandering in the wilderness when it seemed like Coach Lick was trying to build something, but if we went through all of that for him to just “step down” I’m gonna be pissed.
Can we call Tucker back and just stick him with a Straight Edge room mate? I suppose it’s too late to get any of the other transfers back though.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 11, 2010 3:30 PM CST reply actions
Who, CM Punk?
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by Hawkeye State on Mar 11, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
If CM Punk really was straight edge he'd be the joykillingest wrestler on their tour.
Imagine Randy Orton shooting up between his toes while eating a steak and violating an underage hooker in every way imaginable, meanwhile CM Punk is in the next room drawing an X on each hand and espousing the no sex, no drugs, no animal products lifestyle to an uninterested Batista.
I’d watch more wrestling if that’s whay actually went on, just so I could see Batista beat CM silly with his own arms.
[By the way, CM is certainly NOT an actual straight edge- – his juiced up muscles give it away. And doesn’t he have tatoos (there are different ideas of what straight edge means, but I’m talking about the strict kind)?]
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 11, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa 09-10
I’ve seen f’d up before, and it looked a lot like this
This was a terrible team, that had no identity and didn’t do anything well. Indiana should be embarassed for losing to them twice. Have no idea about the Lickliter rumors. If it’s true, I’d rather have it happen now than inevitably in 2 years. They were going to be horrible next year no matter what. Maybe, just maybe, they’ll be more fun to watch and not so joyless.
Checking in late on Lickliter but
I don’t see him getting fired. It would cost Iowa $3 million. If he resigns, that’s a different deal and would suggest some sort of mutual deal. But why would be leave that money and his reputation in flames like that? Makes no sense. Unless, some huge donor just bought him the unemployment line.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Although Doc's blog really hinted that Gaten's and other players just
don’t like the guy. He sounds aloof. If the athletic dept. sees the players are miserable, then why keep him. He’s done nothing else that suggests he deserves to stay. That buyout in his contract is a joke though. Why Barta agreed to $600K a year/remaining is beyond me.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Rumor Rumor Rumor Rumor Rumor Rumor
Fuller and Brommer have plane tickets to Panama City for tomorrow. So confident our guys.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
That's never happened before
Not in the history of Iowa basketball… Nope.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/scores102/102072/102072322.htm
Sorry, but that Whooooooshed me...
…what are you referring to? Did some of those guys have plane tickets for the next day or something?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 11, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
From what I remember ...
A few of the guys on the team had plane tickets for the coming weekend (or maybe the next day) to go to somewhere nice and sunny for Spring Break (Cancun, perhaps) after they didn’t make the dance, allegedly. I heard about it before the game and watched at the bar (One Eyed Jake’s for a birthday, as I recall) as one of the players in question had the ball in his hand at the end of regulation with a chance to tie. He tried to drive and made a spectacularly horrible play, but not unlike many he had attempted throughout the course of the season. LSU wins by 2.
It was an NIT game, so I don’t think too many people cared, but I think a handful of people noticed that they weren’t playing like themselves.
Can anyone here back me up?
Not me.
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