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BOB ZOOK REGION, SEED #3: GARY "BLOODPUNCH" BARTA

PROS:

• Runs the ass-blastinest sports program in the nation
• Will do what it takes to get an apology over the John Lickliter thing
• Had some fun at Jamie Pollard's expense
• Demands anarchy

CONS:

• We're scared to list any. He's watching.

This makes no sense if you didn't listen to the podcast. If you didn't listen to the podcast, you suck.

BOB ZOOK REGION, SEED #6: JAMIE POLLARD

PROS:

• Inconsolable
• Dropped a goddamn hammer on some idiot ISU fan who is definitely a Cyclone Fanatic subscriber
• Hired Paul Rhoads, which kinda seems like it was a good idea

CONS:

• Got done dirty by Gene Chizik
• Got done dirty by Fake Gary Barta
• Will probably not be the athletic director of a BCS program in five years, regardless of whether he remains at Iowa State
• Wait, is that a pro or a con?
• How do we even decide that on BHGP?