BOB ZOOK REGION, SEED #3: BRENT METCALF

PROS

• Indestructible force at 149 lbs.
• He'll flip ya for real.
• Implied Iowa State's wrestling team is a bunch of jagoffs.
• Got revenge on pansy-ass Purdue guy.
• Tried to get Tom Brands to enter him at both 149 and 157, just for the challenge.
• Demanded a match at Wrestlemania out of sheer boredom.
• Won the Twitters.

CONS

• Well, nearly indestructible force.  Has a tendency to drop championship matches to inferior opponents.
• Doesn't spend enough time tanning.

BOB ZOOK REGION, SEED #7: ACE THE DOG

PROS

• Fielded questions for his owner.
• Is cute as all get out.

CONS

• Not named "Bark Morehouse"