Happy Birthday, Champ
by Adam Jacobi on Mar 1, 2010 10:04 PM CST
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You know that one Molly Ringwald movie where she's having her 16th birthday but everyone's all worried about other stuff so she doesn't get her birthday? I think it was Silkwood. Anyway, we just had a moment like that at BHGP today. So without further ado, before March 1st comes to a close...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, J LEMAN.
We brought friends and a cake. Everyone's got on their celebratin' hats and everything. Also, HOCKEYBEAR's in a different universe and dimension, so he sent his top wingman in his stead. Seems reasonable.
Today's J's 25th birthday, and the fact that this is our third Marchifornication and we've never realized that until now is, to be frank, unsettling. Today should be a holy day at BHGP; going forward, it so shall be. So from here on out, March 1 is officially Marchifornichristmas.
Now I hope you all brought J some presents.
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First.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Thank all that is good
I was able to celebrate this grand day.
Leman/Stanzi is a winning ticket. But a Leman / laser eyed Stanzi / hockeybear wingman (which is tacitly saying that hockeybear approves) ticket can unite the world.
Until hockeybear blows it up anyway.
It never gets to be easy
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 2, 2010 12:14 AM CST reply actions
Try hitting alf+F4 twelve times
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 2, 2010 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
alf+F4?
Is that some sort of new fangled alien keyboard lingo?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 2, 2010 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
My computer farted.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Open Windows XP...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 2, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
March 1st is also Mark-Paul Gosselaar's birthday
amazing that the two coolest kids on the planet were both born on March 1st
March 1st is also the birthday of Erich von dem Bach
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
he was Jesse's drug dealer
only he only sold caffeine pills, or “speed” as they liked to call it…
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Mar 2, 2010 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
My birthday was a couple weeks ago...
…and although HockeyBear couldn’t attend, I did get him to blow up Ohio State a second time for me, so I got that goin for me. Next year I’ll get him to blow up the Essss Eeeee Seee (they aren’t fast enough for HockeyBear).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 2, 2010 9:23 AM CST reply actions
Not even Hockeybear can match up against
ESSSSS EEEEEEEE CEEEEEE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
That should have been included in the Marchifornication bracket…
So has it been determined yet
if HockeyBear will be the Secretary of Defense under the Leman/Stanzi ticket?
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 2, 2010 9:33 AM CST reply actions
I think Leman/Stanzi
should turn back the clock and name Hockeybear the Secretary of War, because he clearly doesn’t defend anything.
I thought we already determined that Ryan Miller
was the Secretary of Defense… He carried USA to the Silver and almost the gold. Worthy of consideration at least.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 2, 2010 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
While this is true
He did lose to Canada in the gold medal game, and the U.S. has made it clear that they will not lose to Canada in anything.
However, we could keep Miller as SOD, and as Buddy Light mentioned, add HockeyBear as Secretary of War, since he is always on the offensive.
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Mar 2, 2010 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs?
With the other chiefs of staff being Adrian Clayborn, Matt Roth and Joe Paterno.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Mar 2, 2010 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Bob Sanders!
C’mon. Only his vicious hits can keep Paterno in check.
HOCKEYBEAR serves no one.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
A pink cake for J Leman?
He deserves a more…manly color.
Or is the cake for all the random hot women who are/were morally obliged to attend?
If you knew Iowa football
you’d know pink isn’t feminine, just a paaasive color…so sleepy, don’t want to play hard against the Hawkeyezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 2, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
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