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MARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: RICKY STANZI vs. TYGER KUNTZ

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J LEMAN REGIONAL


SEED #1: RICKY STANZI

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Tournament bid: Automatic (America Freedom Awesome Conference Champion)

PROS:

CONS:
  • Does not have ankles of steel.  Yet.

SEED #8: TYGER KUNTZ

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Tournament bid: Automatic (Name of the Year Conference Champion)


PROS:

CONS:
  • In the words of the immortal Jebus H. Christ, "Looks like Skeletor just got back from Phoenix."
  • Is almost certainly not the most promiscuous person named Tiger/Tyger this year.
  • Might be pronounced "Koontz," which would be unfortunate.
Voting remains open for 24 hours.
Poll
Who wins?
Ricky Stanzi
660 votes
Tyger Kuntz
78 votes

738 votes | Poll has closed

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Did I vote for Tyger Kuntz?

Damn straight I voted for Tyger Kuntz.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

Why do you hate America, Rambler?


That’s you with the club, isn’t it?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 1, 2010 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It's nothing to do with that. I love Stanzi.

But Ricky will win easily. He doesn’t need my vote. I want to look my friends in the eyes and say “I voted for Tyger Kuntz!”

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Jags like you

cost Chicago the Olympics…thanks for that! Seriously, there are multiple people voting for Tyger, which begs the question; what’s the spread on this match up?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm gonna go ahead and say Chicago cost Chicago the Olympics.

Because it’s, you know, Chicago.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

FACE.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 1, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

My God, it makes so much sense.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

My God, is this logo stupid.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

First Down!

Raaawwrr! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr!!!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Awwww

Look at all the little kitties!

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

You're gonna work

for kitties…someday?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Typical NW fan wasting trust fund money

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

A waste?

Does it get poor mileage, because that looks like an excellent investment.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

It doesn't use gas.

He can tell his former Iowan girlfriend to start it up because he’s a kitty and kitties aren’t very strong.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course it doesn't use gas.

It runs on 20 dollar bills, because, as we all know, jNW graduates have no need for such a worthless piece of paper.

by The Mexican't on Mar 1, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

If they use 20's for fuel

what do their kids use as paper footballs during their prep school lunch periods?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

graduate degrees

Every NU alum has at least 40 of them, you know.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 1, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

All I know is that I couldn't bare to use that avatar for very long.

The stench of loser is all over me.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Use carbon dating on that stench

you may find it predates the avatar switch.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Morelli > McCann

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

You sure that's loser?

Most people call it……

Douche

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2010 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

He should smell

fresher then, no?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

The type where you can ride a horse bareback without having to wear a jacket.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

No

You’re thinking of this.

I can’t find a video of the one I was thinking of.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2010 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

"Two tickets to that thing you love"

so we can rule out Iowa basketball.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

I was bored.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

it's

Chicago?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

it's

Chicago!

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Mar 1, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn!

I had that all cued up for the first person who responded!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 2, 2010 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

You also denied AMERISTANZI the chance at a unanimous win.

Granted, three other ne’er-do-wells have followed in your footsteps, but maybe they would have felt pressured to vote otherwise if you hadn’t already mucked things up.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 1, 2010 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe Rambler

is really Joe Morgan.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not 8 other ne'er-do-wells.

And I’m pretty sure I didn’t cast the first vote.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Were you under the impression

that she looked like this? Eva Braun she is not, but I still could see where you are coming from.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Just imagine the stuff she can do with that tail.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

ReadingRambler is a yiffer

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Mar 1, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha, gross.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 1, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Bigot.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

What I do is none of your business.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know which is worse...

…the fact that I had to look-up the definition of “yiffer” or the fact that I giggled like a school girl upon learning.

Life - it's bigger...bigger than you and you are not me.

by hawkeyeguy85 on Mar 1, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I still don't know what it means.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh wow

Yiffing is some seriously hilarious shit. I’d post the definition but there may be some kind of rule.

In 100 years, we'll all be dead.

by Flakbait on Mar 1, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

If voting against Stanzi is un'murican

I guess that would explain why I’ve been looking into Irish citizenship lately.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Mar 1, 2010 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Minnesotans are just wannabe Canadians anyway, so...

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 1, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Patriotism uses Ms. Kunts as a hula-hoop.

Landslide victory for Americanzi.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2010 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

That way we can get all 30 OMG BIG EEEST teams in!

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Next year.

Along with an audio file of Brent Musburger talking about Brandon Wegher.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Brandon Wegher??

Oh, you mean the young man from Dakota Dunes, South Dakota.

"You're going to go out there with a dick full of confidence. Then, you're going to go out there and shoot that confidence all over the stadium." -Blue Mountain State

by Hawkaloogie on Mar 1, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

And Wigger is hit in the backfield

No place for the youngster to go on that one.

by Nefarious on Mar 1, 2010 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

There should have been a play in this year...

…between Oops Pow Surprise and Adam Jacobi. There can be only ONE!

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 1, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

For his next matchup

HS is going to have Muhammed Ali in his prime jacked up on coke vs. a randomly selected 7th grader wearing a blindfold.

In 100 years, we'll all be dead.

by Flakbait on Mar 1, 2010 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

I'll put a C-note on the 7th grader

Sure, it’s not likely to pay off, but if it does, WOOHOOO!!!!! I’m gonna make it rain bitches!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Mar 1, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you from jNW?

Because you’re just throwing money away

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Mar 1, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Does he know how much clothes cost in the Matrix?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2010 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Next year I hope Stanzi says...

…“New high score? Is that bad? Did I break it?” after throwing six touchdowns (all for Iowa) in each game.

On second thought, I’ll even give the other team a Rick-six per game. If we score 35 points (before adding any from running or kicking) a game we’ll be unbeatable. Imagine what our D can do if given the green light to let it all hang out due to a 3 TD lead. Clayborn might grill a QBs ribs in a smoker on the sideline, and then serve them as a post-game snack.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 1, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Although I pushed for an at-large berth by Ms. Kuntz

That phot made me realize the “body of work” was not as impressive as first thought. I must have been really, really drunk at the Arizona game.

I still voted for her. Her name is Tyger Kuntz.

by Pubes in Pink Urinals on Mar 1, 2010 12:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

This is like Reagan-Mondale.

Which reminds me of just how bad Minnesota is.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Stanzi

The last few times I have been downtown I have run into Stanzi in full USA gear, he has really taken this whole “USA #1” thing and ran with it……either that or he is really into the Olympics.

by J.R. Angle has a posse on Mar 1, 2010 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

It was always a little odd

running into the athletes in situations where you knew there was going to be some kind of interaction with them.

I once had Nick Bell make me a rum & coke at a party.

The oddest one was when I worked with Wade Lookingbill’s sister’s roommate. The roomie and I were going to go to a movie so I went over to pick her up. Wade was there waiting for his sister because they were going home for the weekend or something. Anyway, there I sat on a couch with Wade Lookingbill, watching TV and drinking Mt. Dew.

Don’t know why I remembered that just now. Or why I felt the need to share.

In 100 years, we'll all be dead.

by Flakbait on Mar 1, 2010 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

A few years ago

If you were looking for a football player, they’d often be found at Waterfront HyVee (behind Blockbuster) on the weekends. Solomon, Paschal, Jovon Johnson, and Dace Richardson were all fellow employees during my time in Iowa City. Solomon hated the job and it was hilarious watching him look for new hiding spots each weekend. He only owned one tie, and it was of the J Leman variety, which was pretty funny. Those were the only summers I enjoyed going into work.

by The Mexican't on Mar 1, 2010 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh snap...

I worked with Dace and Fletcher at the Vee. Lets just say, they weren’t exactly fast moving and Fletcher spent a lot of time in the break room.

by mikjones24 on Mar 1, 2010 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

When Wade went to change the channel

did the remote signal miss the TV?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

+1

I resisted the urge to make any smart ass remarks in large part because his sister was pretty cool and I didn’t want to piss her off. Also I was hoping to do a little scoring myself.

I had less luck than Wade on that one.

In 100 years, we'll all be dead.

by Flakbait on Mar 1, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Wade tapped his sister's roomie?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

oops

I should proof read a little better. To my knowledge he had no carnal knowledge of said roomie.

In 100 years, we'll all be dead.

by Flakbait on Mar 1, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

"Take it to the hole, Wade!"

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I hereby nominate Wade Lookingbill as Big Ten Name of the 90s.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't forget

Mon’ter Glasper, Duany Duany and Maceo Baston all played in the 90’s.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Fine.

White Guy Big Ten Name of the 90s.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Good point.

Although J.R. Koch, Evan Eschmeyer and Dougan Fife would all beg to differ.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

When did Tom Coverdale leave IU?

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

He was a freshman in '99-'00

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I studied at Recker's place once

And his roommate, a baseball player, was dating a softball player at the time. I got to hear how when they were engaged in mutually beneficial activities, Recker would sit outside the room and moan at them in mockery. While I hate Recker to this day, that’s one that still makes me smile.

by imadirtyoldman on Mar 1, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

But you didn't

“crash” at Reckers place? (winces in anticipation…)

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

OK

who the heck is Recker.

In 100 years, we'll all be dead.

by Flakbait on Mar 1, 2010 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Luke Recker Sorry, no Wikipedia page available. Google search is the best I could offer.

by The Mexican't on Mar 1, 2010 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Um...

seriously?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

1999 – 2002 fell into the range of years where sports of any kind were not on my radar of things I had time to be concerned with. Also, I was living in minnesota.

In 100 years, we'll all be dead.

by Flakbait on Mar 1, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, that explains it.

Living in Minnesota would deaden sports enthusiasm in any rational human being.

"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid

by HawkOnRails on Mar 1, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I once held a member of the women's basketball team's legs

while she did a kegstand.

I miss college.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Mar 1, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I once played in a pickup BB game with Wade at the fieldhouse

The one with the gymnasium, not the skeezy bar. Man, he whaled on our sorry asses.

by Brock Sampson on Mar 1, 2010 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

This happened to me, too

Except it was Lindsey Meder

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 1, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Lindsey Meder lit up my intramural team for about 40 the year

after she used up her eligibility.

Hawkeye fan, born and bred. And when I die, a Hawkeye dead.

by bpriebe on Mar 1, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I got used by her once too

Guy on my team insisted that we switch after she went 5/5 against me. She then went 4/5 against him, and he apologized to me. She was decent.

by imadirtyoldman on Mar 2, 2010 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I got tasked with matching up against Lindsey at a pickup game at the Fieldhouse

She schooled me. I could keep up with her in one direction but then she’d change direction and leave me in the dust. I was pretty impressed with myself not getting my pocket picked every time I caught the ball.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Mar 2, 2010 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Did he have more dunks than Surprisington's got rhymes?

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Mar 1, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Miss Kuntz?

A lady that fine surely must be a missus.

by The Mexican't on Mar 1, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I am guessing more along the lines of a Ms.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Which country?

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet her vaj is like wet sand

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 1, 2010 3:21 PM CST reply actions  

Something you can sink into but it's hard to pull out?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually it's like Rommel.

Old-ish, stubborn, back issues.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

speaking from experience, eh?

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Mar 1, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean

a religious experience?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 2, 2010 2:15 AM CST up reply actions  

That says it all.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

That's just Goddamned plain beautiful!

This is why Rick should win by a landslide.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Mar 1, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Sort of on topic

I found this at Scheels in Coralville yesterday.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2010 3:56 PM CST reply actions  

More like:

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Anybody with that kind of record is gonna make a mistake.

"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid

by HawkOnRails on Mar 1, 2010 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Hawkeye State, I hope you're firing up the lawsuit spacerocket

I say we launch laser-propelled poison-tipped cease-and-desist deep into their assholes.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 1, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck, now I look like a copycat

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 1, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but yours was funnier.

And the legal system would be so much more fun if it included more spacerockets and lasers. And poison, too, probably.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 1, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

There's no plagerizing here.

HFMR clearly improved the product of his ceast and desist by adding modification which clearly makes it a unigue design.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 1, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I blame RFG for being a faster typer/thinker

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 1, 2010 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

nobody apologizes to me and gets away with it

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Mar 1, 2010 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That's slander!

It is NOT. Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.

by benvious on Mar 1, 2010 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

About pronunciation:

“Kuntz” is indeed pronounced “Koontz,” and I should know since I once had a neighbor with that name.

However, I also know that “Koontz” is pronounced “Cunts” since I also knew a guy with that name, too. Everyone called him “Cunts” all through college. I don’t know what they call him now, since he won’t return any of our calls.

No, his first name was not “Harry.” But it should’ve been.

"If you want to become a man--come to Iowa" All American IOWA LB PAT ANGERER, whose best friend is a dog.

by The Director on Mar 1, 2010 5:43 PM CST reply actions  

Oh Yeah?

How do you say “J.R. Koch”?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 2, 2010 2:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Stanzi has given up 10 percent of the vote.

He is on upset alert in the second round.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

It's all about match-ups;

saucy cougars who can hula hoop and do Jell-O shots are pretty damned American. The 2nd round features Girls Generation (Asian) or jNWU (mostly Asian). JoePa is the only one on his side of the bracket that could hurt him, and without his glasses I’d imagine he now looks Asian.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 2, 2010 2:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Stanzi's "America" thing seems to be both...

intentionally absurd and deeply heartfelt. Only a true American can pull off that kind of Americaness.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Mar 1, 2010 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

Embarrassing

that there were 48 people willing to vote Kuntz over Uncle Sam-zi. Unbelievable.

USA number 1!

by BroncoHawkeye on Mar 1, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

Stanzi represents our nation.

Fuck Obama. Without Ricky the United States government would collapse. He is the soul of this great country that we live in. Go QB #12!

Love it or leave it.

by tyler slasher on Mar 2, 2010 7:47 AM CST reply actions  

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