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Which opposing defensive lineman gave you the toughest head-to-head matchup during your career?

Everson Griffen was good, Brandon Graham was better, but this year Adrian Clayborn was by far the toughest head-to-head matchup. Next year he will be this year’s Suh.

OSU tackle Jim Cordle, as quoted by ElevenWarriors.com. Little known fact: "Adrian" is French for "House of Spears."

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I have an issue with the poem.

Adrian Clayborn’s face cannot be weather-beaten because nothing beats AC.

by Buddy Light on Feb 9, 2010 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

As a Buckeye fan, I watched these other guys against Cordle. He’s right; the others tended to have some weakness that JC could work around. Not Clayborn, he is the Real Deal.

Granted, I don't know what down it is..

by KenK on Feb 9, 2010 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you'd either have to get Clayborn to change

his name to rhyme with “Heisman”, or more likely, get the DAC to change the name of the trophy to rhyme with “Clayborn”.

Granted, I don't know what down it is..

by KenK on Feb 9, 2010 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Should I be worried...

that the first thing I came up with when trying to rhyme Clayborn is: gayporn? Please, AC, don’t smash me.

by TEXaco on Feb 9, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

searching google images for "Adrian Clayborn" returns some puzzling results

And this blog and its users are nearly 100% responsible

Some fun examples: Britney Mears, a smashed taxi cab, Bill Murray as Ernie McCracken (i’ll take credit for that!), Elrond Half-Elven, A scene from The Departed, Bass ProShops, and the Architect from the Matrix

And that’s with Safeseach ON…

Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.

by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Feb 9, 2010 10:59 AM CST reply actions  

Love...this...site.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Feb 9, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

No, its "HULK SMASH"

You stand corrected, sir.

Adrian “The Hulk” Clayborn sounds so cool.

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Feb 9, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm awaiting the photoshop

Of each of the starting D-Lines heads on a Hulk body.

My blog: http://www.gretainthebox.com

by Leftcoast Hawk on Feb 9, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm exposing my geekiness

by interjecting that there are plenty of Hulk bodies to choose from these days.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Feb 9, 2010 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank YOU.

Now I’m going to have to follow this damn storyline.

by EnergizerHawk on Feb 10, 2010 6:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Clayborn Smash!

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Feb 9, 2010 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Him and the rest of that D-Line is going to be BRUTAL next season.

Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

by fliphawk4 on Feb 9, 2010 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

Broderick Binns better have a big off season

because he is going to see a TON action next year. I expect many teams to do a GTECH 2nd half, and run the hell away from Clayborn. We need to put the best linebacker on Binns’ side of the field, and We need to develop a back-up for him too, ’cause he is going to need a breather.

"Gravity cannot be held responsible for Tiger's fall." -- Albert Einstein

by StoopsMyAss on Feb 9, 2010 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

They will probably move Clayborn around.

ALOT. To keep exactly that from happening. But I totally agree with what you are saying.

Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

by fliphawk4 on Feb 9, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really

Iowa runs weird fronts in situational, um, situations from time to time. Stunts, DEs on the inside, whatever. It’s not a usual occurrence—and I’ll wager that we see fewer than 10 snaps with Clayborn in Binns’ spot at LDE—but whenever there’s substitution going on, it’s more often than not at DL.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 9, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

They also run alot of stunts

Over-unders etc. to counteract double teams and certain blocking schemes

Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

by fliphawk4 on Feb 9, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...

regarding backups, I guess that means it will be important to remember that Lebron Daniel is #58, and that Mike Daniels is #93. Yet, I’m sure at some point (or points) this season, I will be asking the guy who sits next to me at Kinnick: “Was that Daniel, or Daniels?”

And that dude sitting next to me will belch, and say “Jack Daniels.”

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 9, 2010 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

My vote is

to play Clayborn as the lone D lineman and play with an extra safety and two extra linebackers. It will do for defenses what the spread did for offenses. The lone caveat being, of course, that a team must have the right personnel i.e. a lineman who brings his dog as his spokesman, may or may not eat punters and looks like the Blaxploitation version of Santa Claus.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Feb 9, 2010 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Here comes Santa Claus...

shut yo mouth.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Feb 9, 2010 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

True.

Maybe a call to Mr. Parker can make it happen?

Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?-Brian

by fliphawk4 on Feb 9, 2010 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

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