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(That's what she said.)

The fornicating begins tomorrow.

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RARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! ROARRRRRR

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Is Ace

your George Mason?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

He’s my 1988 Kansas Jayhawks if they hadn’t won.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Because there is not room enough in one heart

for both the Wehrmacht and the US of A.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

It's hardly surprising...

that Rambler would be a fan of an autocracy noted for stark color schemes and designs and a charismatic, impossible-to-kill leader…

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 28, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It's hardly surprising...

that YOUR MOM!

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I do not believe in surrender.

But HOCKEYBEAR is unstoppable.

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Cox

is going to take out Stanzi, Bloodpunch and Hockeybear when she lands.

Seriously, HS, that is a thing of beauty.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

HOCKEYBEAR looks radioactive.

Which is not surprising, I suppose.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 28, 2010 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Those crazy Asians love the Hawkeyes.

It’s a good thing they included the image of Japan on the shirt. The Hawkeyes will infiltrate Asia thru their music videos.

by The Mexican't on Feb 28, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I don’t even know what that was. Where does this shit come from?

by Sol-Train on Feb 28, 2010 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

My bad, above comment is response to formerlyanonymous Youtube video

by Sol-Train on Feb 28, 2010 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

Close Shave, Marriage Ref!

After it’s appearance on that shitastic show, Barbasol has gotten too big. I’m not sure even Hockeybear can stop it.

by Tmo87 on Feb 28, 2010 10:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I think its appearance there is the beginning of the Barbasol backlash, actually.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 28, 2010 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

The Barbasol ad

is like how Mitch Hedberg described pancakes (coincidence?!?);

 “All exciting at first, but by the end you’re fucking sick of ’em.”

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:56 AM CST up reply actions  

The Marriage Ref? What is that?

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone certainly more qualified for that title

than Ted Valentine or Ed Hightower. HS, photoshop something quickly!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 2:57 AM CST up reply actions  

New show.

Jerry Seinfeld hosts. I’ve only seen ads during the Olympics. I imagine it’ll be just as bad as everything else NBC does. My theory is that NBC is screentesting Seinfeld’s hosting abilities with an endgoal of Jerry taking over for Leno.

by The Mexican't on Mar 1, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

It debuted last night after the Olympics.

And, judging by the reactions on Twitter, it is the drizzling shits.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Mar 1, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I smell an awesomeoff!

http://www.awesomeoff.com/

Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.

by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Mar 1, 2010 9:09 AM CST reply actions  

Ace is the underdog I'll be rooting for hardest.

Get it? Underdog? BWWHAHAHAHAHAH

But srsly, awesome puppy and he’s going to get destroyed in the first round by Metcalf, which is a crying shame.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Mar 1, 2010 9:49 AM CST reply actions  

Metcalf is going down.

That dog is unstoppable.

And HE’S SO CUTE

"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

The only dogs Metcalf could lose to

are JYD or the British Bulldog at Wrestlemania! Unfortunately, they are both dead, so Ace will have to do.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you.

Thank you for reminding me about Junkyard Dog. I don’t remember if he ever did anything of note in the WWF, but damn was he awesome.

by The Mexican't on Mar 1, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

You need reminding

of Junkyard Dog? Do people need to remind you to breathe?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Mar 2, 2010 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

A Hockeybear - JoePA final

reaks of awesomeness! Stanzi can’t take JoePa just do to the fact that JoePa is America and Stanzi loves America too much

by psu1313 on Mar 3, 2010 1:27 AM CST reply actions  

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