WE'RE TALKIN' BASKETBALL: Yeah This Is Senior's Night, And The Feeling's Right
Indiana Hoosiers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Feb 28, 2010 5:05 PM CST
It's a celebration, bitches. Last game of the season in Carver-Hawkeye Arena. Senior Night. As far as we know, they're honoring Devan Bawinkel, and... some heretofore unknown student manager who looks like a 15-year-old in a fake Mario moustache named "Lon Jickliter." Weird.
Anyway, tipoff's at 5:05, and the game's on NBC as part of their Olympic coverage the BTN. Open thread is right here, you all know the rules, and let's hope the crowd of hundreds goes home happy tonight.
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Iowa is a 6-point favorite
Just another sign that the apocalypse is nigh.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Dear God, both these teams are horrible.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
To clarify:
ReadingRambler, noted Penn State fan, is insulting two basketball teams. And is justified.
whats the over/under?
I’m guessing 97-ish
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Feb 28, 2010 4:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Iowa can't score and IU gets blown out all the time by teams as bad as Loyola Something or Other.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
At the risk of sounding Stanzi-ish
USA! USA! USA!
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 4:45 PM CST reply actions
What's the problem with sounding Stanzi-ish?
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
hats off to team Canada
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Feb 28, 2010 5:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 28, 2010 5:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I am gay for Crosby
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Who knows what weird stuff he does that with that Stanley Cup
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa-Indiana is being preempted for women's basketball.
Seems fitting.
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MSU about to beat Purdue.
Which means tie in the Big Ten standings and annoying OSU fans will act like they care about basketball (cough cough look the other way).
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
WOO IOWA IS WINNING STOP THE GAME
(Nice work, there, BTN. Nothing like staying with a women’s game that is clearly over for 13 minutes).
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Fuller is not yet 40, but he's a man.
…and we get a commercial break.
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OBVIOUS STATEMENT ALARM
But the difference between Cole and Fuller down low is really alarming. One of them looks like he knows what he’s doing and the other… doesn’t.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The saddest part is that the veteran is the clueless one.
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
"Saved by Bawinkel"
That’s a prank, right?
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Bawinkel with the hustle play?
Weird things happnen on Devan Bawinkel Day.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Tom Crean is approaching Lickliter-esque levels of anger and self-loathing.
It’s not pretty to watch.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
He also appears to be drinking pee if that earlier shot was any indication.
That can’t be helping.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Who is the brunette babe in white right behind the IU coaches?
If that’s his wife, I suspect he will be OK.
by Black and Gold on Feb 28, 2010 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
who wishes more they didnt leave:
Creen or Lick. Vote now…
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Feb 28, 2010 5:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Lick, easy
Crean would have been competing in the Big East, which would be a major slog anyway (though he wouldn’t be rebuiliding a program from the ground up). Lickliter would be running roughshod over the Horizon.
Cougill's in the game, mostly for comic relief.
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For instance, when he takes the opportunity of a dead ball to pick his nose.
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
Earlier in the season he was doing it while the ball was in play
progress — a sign of good coaching.
by Black and Gold on Feb 28, 2010 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
It's ok
when he sets his screens he spreads it on the screenee… then when the guy screams ewwww Mr Basketball is wide open for three
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
I like it
What’s the good of mining for nose gold if you can’t share it with the townfolk?
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
Indiana at a torrid 0.5 point-per-minute ratio.
And yet Iowa only leads by 6.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Can Aaron Fuller be Jarryd Cole's position coach?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
How is Cole not a senior.
I swear he’s been at Iowa for 20 years.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
Of course, if he is that old it would explain why he's not that good.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
If wishing made it so...
How is it possible that Lickliter runs off Freeman, Peterson, Palmer, Davis and Kelly, but when it comes to Jarryd Cole he decides to keep him?
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
If I read the Yahoos right
the over under was 130 1/2
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 5:23 PM CST reply actions
Did I just hear a swear beep in the middle of the intro montage?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
That depends:
Did the montage include a Steve Alford clip?
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
It would be easier to watch this game with a giant yellow sombrero covering my face.
Or more fun, anyway.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"It's a big hat. It's funny."

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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
Even Rambler's mom?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
My mom is John Lickliter.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
May is good at so many things
that i’m not sure why he insists 3-point shooting is one of them.
Because if he can't shoot 25% from behind the arc, he'll probably be given walking papers by Lick.
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
From Dochterman:
Indiana has gone 7 minutes without scoring, I’ve seen that stat before about 15 times this year
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Wow Indian is going "Full Hawkeye in Evanston" today
You never go full Hawkeye… anywhere
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 5:29 PM CST reply actions

That’s Native American, please
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
And the streak continues!
Can Indiana make it to the break with 4 points? Can Iowa lose anyway?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Iowa on the funniest, most glacial 13-0 run ever.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
HERE CONTINUES THE RALLY
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa on a 13-0 run against Indiana
spanning their last three games against each other…
by Brock Sampson on Feb 28, 2010 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
Awww...
No one wants to keep the band company on Devan Bawinkel Day?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
remember that time on Senior Day
When Lick wouldn’t play Lt Angle?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Feb 28, 2010 5:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This is the whitest Big Ten game of the year, isn't it?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Dude, jNW-Iowa.
Come on.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's a push there.
Although jNWU’s heavy contingent of Eurotrash may give them the edge.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Killing them today was fun.
So, so fun.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
Wait...
Penn State swept jNWU this year?
Good to know someone is making sure the “just” part of just Northwestern doesn’t go away.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It was not basketball, it was murderball
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
I quit.
No, really, I’m so sick of this shit. And I really want to like this team. Really, I do. But good Christ…
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I said that months ago (against MSU in East Lansing)
And yet I am still here. I am a glutton for punishment getting my hopes up and then having my heart ripped out
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
What's with sweaty guy on FANCAM?
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HE'S DRIPPING WITH EXCITEMENT FOR IOWA BASKETBALL.
Or he has the plague. One of the two.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, that's what I was thinking
This seems like a public health issue, and the hospital is like right there and stuff.
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
Oh Holy Shit
Energetic fan cam fail. That was hilarious
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 5:34 PM CST reply actions
Just lucky you.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No, that's the live action.
(It’s your cable box).
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
It's back
What a relief, I’d hate to miss a minute of this heart-pounding action.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 28, 2010 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Who's the other junior?
I thought Cole was the only one.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What the fuck is a Devon Archie?
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
ANDREW BROMMER FAST BREAK
RED ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Just once
I wanted it to be a heads up play… sigh… alas, it is Iowa Basketball in the 21st century
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
What the hell
Brommer sucks so bad, he blows the transition attempt and it ends up looking like an awesome pass
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 5:40 PM CST reply actions
Any chance someone can translate what is going on with those stats
Not sure what some of those categories mean
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
Sometimes...
I wake up late at night and realize my basketbal team lost to Iowa and Indiana. Then I cry. Then I drink some water, take a piss, and sleep.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
Cole is the DeMarcus Cousins of the Big Ten
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
"The lurking Brommer"...
is a better stalker than he is a basketball player.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 5:48 PM CST reply actions
Nice shot by Gatens
He’s sneaky good.
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Nice shot by Gatens
He’s white.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
I believe you mean
scrappy
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 28, 2010 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
lunchpail guy
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH DEVAN BAWINKEL
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
Indiana's post players are a cat and Tom Coverdale.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
Holy hell
nice move by Payne… and he didn’t turn it over
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 5:51 PM CST reply actions
TV said Gatens
but I thought Brommer
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
Definitely wasn't Gatens.
It was either Brommer or May.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Bringin' the Payne, baby
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Indiana's tallest player is a llama.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
I call BULLSHIT, Tim Doyle.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I believe that's his legal name
just goes by "Tim’
Oh, by the way, 32-23 at halftime.
HALFTIME BREAK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsMpHHSLSlc
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I counter with Doc Watson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5c1k949Zn4
Not as good, but damnit it’s still Doc Watson.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
I think saw this guy at the old Rose Bud
remember that place?
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Where is our halftime entertainment
I am far too lazy to scour the internets for amusing things to keep me busy during halftime. Someone do it for me, please
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:00 PM CST reply actions
Aaron Fuller woo...
Why, hello, tumbleweed… what brings you to this gamethread? On vacation from Clone Chronicles?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
How did Indiana beat Pittsburgh?
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
at Pittsburgh?
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
by 10?
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Wasn't that before their best player's knee blew up?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I hope so...
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
For Pitt's sake.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Pitt is good but fairly young.
And obviously their youth showed early this year.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
I may be wrong about this
but, to me, Tom Creen is the WIN FIGHT TRY HARD!!!! Tim Brewster of Big XI Bball.
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:15 PM CST reply actions
He has an actual track record behind all his bluster, though.
And not a Mack Brown-propped up one, either.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This is true
and it was the one difference I considered before posting my thoughts
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
His team seems
depressed though. Or maybe that’s just how lack of talent looks.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
If there's anything we know
it’s a lack of talent
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 28, 2010 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Um... shouldn't you (or we) as Iowa fans
be pretty familiar with how lack of talent looks?
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
We shouldn't...
but we are.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Probably some of that.
I thought Marquette was pretty decent even after Wade went to the pros. And they were in the Big East for a few years under Crean.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
BARBASOL MOTHERFUCKERS
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
CLOSE SHAVE, MARCHIFORNICATION!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Not a hockey forum, but ...
with all respect due to my many Canadian friends — I fucking hate losing that game. Not that I had anything to do with it, but you get the picture.
Got any Girls Generation tentacle porn to cheer me up?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 6:18 PM CST reply actions
It's all Canada has...
hockey. You take that away, and you have Celine Dion and bad, pretend football. .
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Celine lives in the U.S. now...
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
He is just on a really long visit
according to immigration.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Celine is man you know.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Yeah that did hurt a bit more than expected
I am just a (very) casual hockey observer. There were no losers on the ice today though. That was a hell of a game
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
Fun game.
Ending still felt like a gut-punch, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They were at a huge advantage 4 on 4
we don’t skate of stick handle like those guys.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Yeah
If I had to choose an NHL team it would be the Penguins, so I am glad that if someone had to beat us it was Crosby.
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
European, er, excuse me, Olympic rules hockey is silly.
They have that shootout stupidity and the 4 on 4 overtime is really stupid.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Herro Kirk Ferentz!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Ferentz is there whispering sweet nothings in Eric May's ear.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
he fucking better be
that May kid could almost name his position…
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
I'm partial to TE.
But he could probably be a good LB or maybe even S in a pinch.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
How about a LT type rushing LB
nasty.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
I could live with that, yeah.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, we have a lot of use for that.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
ZOMG BUT DERBY'S GONNA TIM TEBOW-IFY OUR OFFENSE!
Change is a-comin’ to Iowa!!!!~!
(Or not.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Norm's going out with a bang baby!
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Is next year for sure his last?
Or are you just speculating? I thought this past year might be it for him. I hope he stays around forever (and learns how to use a blitz)
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
speculating
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Ah
I’ve been bracing myself all winter for some such announcement, and was wondering if I had just missed it.
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
Now we won the Rose Bowl?
AWESOME!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
We'll hit 3 of the 4 BCS games by mid-May at this rate.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I think it's Hughes on commentary, so I hate to do it, but...
“I watched that Rose Bowl. It was a thriller.”
There are too many things wrong with such a small number of words.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Yeah, I had to rewind the commentary to make sure I heard that right.
EPIC FAIL.
Who is the color guy?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Kenyon Murray, I think.
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
Nope, they just said "Greg"
which I’m assuming is MSU grad Greg Kelser. Bombs away.
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by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
That is unquestionably the loudest CHA has been this year
It took a missed travel call to get the geriatrics going.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Hustle play by the lurker...
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
So Penn State beat jNU
what the fuck?
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Yeah, by about the same margin we beat them at CHA
jNWU is a really terrible road team, apparently.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 6:29 PM CST up reply actions
I guess it's like they said in Evanston the other night...
“Just Like Football” (clap clap) “Just Like Football” (clap clap)…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
jNW can't play defense.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Wait wait wait what the fuck was that?
Jarryd Cole? Really?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
So we need this game to not finish last?
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
This may have been mentioned before ....
But Tom Cream looks like he’s going to commit seppuku at midcourt.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 6:30 PM CST reply actions
Or Tom Crean...
Actually, I like Cream better.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
The Hooters commercial is even worse than Barbasol.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
It's not even awful in a funny way.
It’s just garbidge.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I never imagined a game where Iowa leads by 13 could be so boring.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
and we are 1-13 on 3pt FGs
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
The Ponseti Method?
AW FUCK YEAH.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ponseti Method...
…OF BANGIN’ SOROSTITUTES HIGH FIVERS!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I would take Tom Cream as our coach in a NY minute
he’s got a pulse…
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
and a better hairdooooo
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
I thought they had that carotid artery thing
all cleared up. (Too soon?)
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
That was an Iowa-caliber fast break right there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
ERICMAYGASM!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
ERIC MAY FOR PRESIDENT OF MY OVARIES
I DON’T HAVE OVARIES BUT I WANT THEM
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Steal AND outlet pass from Brommer?!
Fucking hell.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It was positively Kevin Love-ian.
If it had been Al Jefferson-ian, it would have swerved wildly and probably hit May in the back of the head.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He just wanted an unpaid vacation from the T-Wolves.
Hard to blame him, really.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I guess Lickliter gave the boys the
Al Pacino speech, but used feet instead of inches.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Oh, Brommer...
You fouling fiend, you. How do you do it? You fouled out with over 10 minutes to go in the second half? Did you even play ten minutes today?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The man knows his strengths
And it’s hackin’ bitches left and right.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
It's higher than Dace's 40 time
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
That was too bad.
But it’s hard to run a good 40 time when you have the knees of a 90-year old man.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
A little over one minute exactly...
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
He's the paterfamilias of Schrute Farms?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Does that mean he gets Jack Daniels poured into his soda without asking?
Oh not PRATERfamilias. Sorry
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
OFF TOPIC
I’m making a steak. What should be my side dish? i’m thinking more steak.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Turf and turf all the way.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
yeah, another steak is good
or cream cheese mashed potatoes
I usually have a side of milk
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Yes more steak
this time wrapped in bacon
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
So a London Broil?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
More like a London Fog overcoat
A steak, wrapped in 37 STRIPS OF BACON
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Also, speaking of London Broils...
Isn’t steak-flavored bacon just about the most disappointing thing on earth? Aside from Jarryd Cole, I mean.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE TASTE OF BACON?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Blashphemy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Blasphemy, even.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But that's what happens on London Broils!
The bacon’s, like, not even bacon anymore.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Mix it up...
with chicken fried steak.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 6:42 PM CST up reply actions
Make a steak um now and then try to confuse yourself
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
DINOSAUR RACECARS
Wait, no, sorry. Just a pavlovian response to off topics.
Broccoli is a hell of a steak counterpart, if you ask me. Also, maybe a potato thing.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
A bit of pasta...
graced with a dash of olive oil and table spices.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 6:44 PM CST up reply actions

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
Ron Swanson FTW.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
sesame roasted asparagus
easy, delicious, and make your urine smell funny
Baked potato.
Duh.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa's refusal to convert free throws can't possibly come back to haunt them.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Hitting free throws...
is not the Butler Way.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
Is this about to go "kinda gay"?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Did Payne just check the dude into the bench from behind?
That would have drawn a substantial response from me.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
SEMI-SERIOUS BIDNESS
So a win here pretty much guarantees that we won’t finish in 11th, right? Which means playing either Michigan or jNWU in the first round?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No we could lose last two
and PSU and IU can win out and we are bottom feeders. So, no we will not be last.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
I fully expect we will lose the last two.
@MIN and @WIS.
Indiana winning once, let alone twice, would boggle my mind.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I would guess all three teams lose out
making PSU the last place team.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Maybe.
Penn State has shown the ability to stay with good teams and Hammer and Rails is currently talking about Purdue players showing no guts or somethin’ to that effect.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Don't we "play" Michigan in the first round
like every year. And by play I mean score our first points 10 minutes into the game when Michigan is already up 20.
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:49 PM CST up reply actions
There are no winners ...
in the play-in game.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
Cully has half the Indiana team mad at him.
So of course he hit that 3.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I think
Indiana has 1 3pt basket in 75 minutes against us this year
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:52 PM CST reply actions
Hoosier fans must be really freaking
this is like Oklahoma or Alabama winning one game in football. I am surprised they have contained themselves.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
I think they know that they have a great coach
who just needs a few years to get things back to normal. From what I have heard (which is very little) they are being very patient with him.
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
But WE have a great coach that only needs a few years
what is our problem!
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
They might be more patient for the slow and steady rebuild...
after crashing and burning with Sampson.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The Sampson apocalypse
Was about the equivalent of leaving Oklahoma or Alabama with a fourth-string tight end, a third-string offensive lineman, and a walk-on punter as their only players. It’s entirely possible (okay, likely) that Oklahoma and Alabama fans aren’t rational enough to accept that temporary suckitude is going to be the inevitable result, but Indiana fans seem rational enough to understand that.
Matt Gatens for Mayor!
Best Iowa 3 of the year?
Gatens with the F-U three!
That was nice.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
KAZAMAJAM!
Matt Gatens now has 20 on the night, which is Iowa’s margin of victory right now. So that’s cool.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Does this win
secure TL an extension…sweeping Indiana. Probably first coach to do that in 40 years.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
what about an addendum then?
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Maybe a gall bladder.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
How about a promise to tell him where the basketball offices are moving
during the Carver remodel this summer?
Let's not get crazy...
we have two more games yet.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
When does his current contract expire anyway?
I can’t remember
Four more years.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
in 2014
or a year after I stalk and abduct him.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
The good news is, according to the Mayan Calendar
The world will end before that has to happen
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
The Mayan calendar only pertained to the Mayans
I think.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Their world already ended, though
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 28, 2010 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
So the calendar was a little off
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Fuller fouled while going "aggressively to the rack."
That’s when I always get fouled, too.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Feb 28, 2010 6:55 PM CST reply actions
I hate it when they do those slow-mo shot replays going into the break
Because while most people watch the ball, all I can see are undless stretches of empty seats.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Your funnier than that Oops Pow guy
as an aside…
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
If you want to bawl like a baby...
the concentration camp episode of BAND OF BROTHERS is on now on HBO.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh swell
Up by 20 with 3 minutes left and Gatens has to be helped off the floor
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 7:00 PM CST reply actions
BAWINKLE ALMOST ATTEMPTED A LAYUP
ON DEVAN BAWINKLE DAY! sorry for the shouting
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 7:03 PM CST reply actions
Is anybody watching the game anymore?
Cause we are trying really hard to blow a 20 point lead in the last 5 minutes
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 7:05 PM CST reply actions
The Butler Way
calls for mercy.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
I'm watching
and I haven’t seen Iowa try hard to do anything in the last five minutes.
I’m mean, COME ON!
by Black and Gold on Feb 28, 2010 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
I take it back
they are actually trying hard to piss this away. Amazing.
by Black and Gold on Feb 28, 2010 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
This team has been excellent
at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory in the last 2 minutes
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
Looks a lot like this guy:

America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Feb 28, 2010 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
Very true
but Crean looks even doucheier, somehow.
by Black and Gold on Feb 28, 2010 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
He fouled Talor Battle with his forehead.
No lie.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
could be way worse
We could be Indiana.
by imadirtyoldman on Feb 28, 2010 7:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
50 fouls called now.
And Iowa, out of some sort of protest, refuses to hit 2 free throws in a row.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Thank God for Cully
“Mr. Automatic” Payne.
by Black and Gold on Feb 28, 2010 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
Good Lord
There’s still over a minute left? This is the longest game ever.
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 7:10 PM CST reply actions
LIVE, FROM IOWA CITY...
IT’S WHISTLEMANIAAAAA!!!!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Hightower isn't so much excessive...
…as he is random and capricious.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Depends on what night you catch him
His best days are over-the-top excessive but consistent. (I’m thinking of an overtime game against Oklahoma a few years back, where both teams shot 50+ free throws).
When he combines with Valentine the only solution is suicide.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
In a game played by two teams
that are notoriously thin at… well everywhere? How are there players left to finish this game?
by shada's revenge on Feb 28, 2010 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
I DEMAND NICK NEARI!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No shit, TL has to let that guy see the light of day
and if he doesn’t before season’s end, I have yet another bee in my bonnet where TL is concerned.
So, no, Neari will not ever play.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
CULLYPAYNE is 9/10 from the FT line?
GTFO.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
IN a 16 point game with nothing on the line
he’s ice water…
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
This is what I don't understand.
We play pretty solidly against an understandably terrible indiana team but we can lay a complete egg against a slightly less terrible jNW team. Is our team that inconsistent?
jNW are the Lakers
compared to this IU team.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
Yeah.
This IU team makes Iowa look talented, which is almost inconceivable.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They literally have no inside game or outside game
just a chewy middle.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
And with that win, the Hawkeyes have tied
the football team for regular-season victories. And they said it couldn’t be done.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Feb 28, 2010 7:16 PM CST reply actions
Yeah...
but it was a close shave.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
(Not this game.)
The whole “winning ten games before the end of next week” thing. Yeah.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Making pancakes to celebrate.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Feb 28, 2010 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
What a moment
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
Lickliter auditioning for the Indiana job perhaps???
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
The Pacers' job?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Feb 28, 2010 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
Uh, yeah.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
I'm pretty comfortable stating that was the peak of the Andrew Brommer Experience
Blocked a shot into the third row, made a nice steal/outlet pass, and then fouled out. It was perfect.

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