BLACK HEART GOLD PODCAST 25: THE MARCHIFORNICATION SELECTION SATURDAY SPECIAL
by Patrick Vint on Feb 27, 2010 9:15 PM CST
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Marchifornication is upon us. Your brackets are detailed in the podcast below. It's also incredibly NSFW, which is fine because it's Saturday and you aren't working.
Listen below or subscribe on iTunes.
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Getting de-railed by the 2008-09 Iowa basketball team is like an F-16 crashing when a moth flies in the engine.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
The Barbasol guy better be involved.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
4 seed? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
2 seed! 2 seed!
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Er, 5 seed.
Still, this is outrageous.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
HOCKEYBEAR!!!
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
Never been so happy to hear Kenny Loggins.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Nice Joe theme song.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
Tim Brewster ahead of Barbasol?
What kind of racket is this?
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 10:16 PM CST reply actions
Probably should have put Brewster on the #1 line.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 27, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, no way.
Hockeybear blew up Columbus. Hockeybear lives in our hearts forever.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Hockeybear only lives in our hearts
until he figures out a way to blow them up.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
You'll laugh harder at the Ron Zook theme.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Best use of that song since using it as background music to gun down hookers in GTA: VICE CITY.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Um, HS
Need I remind you how MacArthur ended his time in Korea?
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 10:33 PM CST reply actions
At a whorehouse?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Using a Korean War method
Girls Generation should be able to take this whole thing through their employment of the “Human Wave” strategy. They overwhelm with sheer numbers…and girrish raughter.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Hey! Just like Bess!
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Feb 28, 2010 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
That was "caned" by Truman.
Independence, MO breeds far more kind than you would imagine.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
We're not letting JoePa lose.
If I go to PennLive (the Cyclone Fanatic of Penn State boards) I will do it.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 10:36 PM CST reply actions
Brewster isn't making it out of the first round.
I guarantee it.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 10:40 PM CST reply actions
You've lost your fucking mind.
Brewster is winning the whole thing. He was HUGE this year.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 27, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
He lost to Iowa State.
Also, he’s Tim Brewster.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Remember when Syracuse and Kansas kept losing in NCAA upsets?
That’s Brewster.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
I'd say
that’s WHY Brew’s going all the way. If Jamie Pollard is inconsolable, Tim Brewster is undefeatable (and don’t tell him that’s not a word).
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
I was little bit surprised to see "Brent Musburger saying DAKOTA DUNES SOUTH DAKOTAAAAAA" in the NIT.
Hopefully they’ll make it next year.
Good show chaps, and good luck to the competitors.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 27, 2010 10:46 PM CST reply actions
Underrated aspect of the Stanzi "Opposite of Malaise-Speech"
is the reaction of the Orange Bowl President lady who could not have been prouder. She also had a strong dancing performance during Kool’s reprise of “Ladies Night.” I nominate her to be Stanzi/Leman’s Social Secretary.
by Missing Brad Banks on Feb 27, 2010 11:12 PM CST reply actions
HockeyBear is a menace and fuck anyone who votes for him
I refuse to support his genocidal ways.
And now he's coming for you.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 28, 2010 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
I don't even have to threaten you.
Nay, Hockeybear will take care of you.
But I will call you a closet Ohio State fan. Or (worse) a closet Miami Ohio fan.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
It's not genocide
if he destroys all life with equal zeal.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
As a proud resident of the Gadsen Ranchero
I will not go down to a nuclear powered polar bear without a fight. He’ll get heat stroke trying to take out the Canyon. Many fellow ranchero residents are not of this planet anyway and not easily intimidated.
I will never
again go out to the garage and sneak blaze a doob and listen to another podcast. I think I woke up the neighbors laughing so hard. Very funny stuff.
I will vote for Capt. Ameristanzi throughout, but I’m worried about the girl band.
by iceberg on Feb 28, 2010 2:15 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Yup, these are our readers.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
You have no proof he/she is a reader
as this was a podcast; no reading required.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
I am this close to Banhammering you simply on principle.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
And I you for unironically biting the Sports Guy's style.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 28, 2010 11:24 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And I you for selling out to the man, Mr. Jacobi.
We should make you a duke. You could be a kickass duke.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Jeesh!
Rambler can walk around like he owns the place and pantherhawk can threaten people with bodily harm but I my annoyance is enough to get me a banhammer. OK, I’ll go to my room.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
No, come back, come back. We're not banhammering you. We love you, baby.
/Ike Turner’d
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 28, 2010 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
You just like my legs
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
THIS!
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Your mom + Goebbels = You
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 28, 2010 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
My dad + your mom + Joseph Joffre + a mink = you
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Feb 28, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Erwin Rommel + Steven Speilberg + 1977 Buick Sedan + PSUJunny =
this.
By the way, does my creation require the seed of two men, or one weasel with the humans there for supervison?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 3:07 AM CST up reply actions
Grizzly bear.
The answer is always Grizzly bear.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 1, 2010 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Waffle House, here we come!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvs2g5Nj0NI
"Do a flip!" - Bender B. Rodriguez
by Bucketochicken on Feb 28, 2010 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
First off
who fucking defaced my Ken O’Keefe poster?!?!?
Barbasol…it isn’t even close. The air kiss seals it. That bitch is not to be taken lightly. Although, Stanzi is not to be trifled with…I’ll give you that.
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." M.H.
I would like to point out
that OPS/AJ stole that Barbasol/“Mad Men” idea from last week’s episode…except Don roughed up Betty a little bit for forgetting the butter on his pancakes.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
forgot about cox.
my prediction: she goes down by about 40, and rapidly becomes unenthusiastic about her chances of coming back, especially because she knows that she loses all the time anyway and that she has no fan support.
Lake the Posts
Will then use her defeat as evidence that we’re as obsessed with them as they are with us.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Lake the Posts
will use her defeat as evidence that we realize they still exist.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 1, 2010 3:08 AM CST up reply actions
Just wanted to make sure you knew that someone got the "Father Coughlin Shit" reference
might have been my favorite line in the podcast.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
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