Like all the best insults, it's both self-explanatory and completely gratuitous. From the MACrifice comment thread.
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Adam Jacobi
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The seat part of it should read pouty lip.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 24, 2010 11:31 AM CST reply actions
It should also be noted
that the seat is empty
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Feb 24, 2010 11:39 AM CST reply actions
OMG YOU FOUND THE JOKE
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 24, 2010 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
I like to point out the obvious
It’s a good skill of mine
by HeroPatriotStanzi on Feb 24, 2010 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
The seat
has two legs! Just like a person!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 24, 2010 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
It needs some driving gloves
For it’s Ferrari that it comes to and from the game in.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Feb 24, 2010 12:28 PM CST reply actions
If you had coin to own your own ferrarri
Would you drive it to your hawkeye tailgate?
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
Absolutely not
If I had the kind of coin it requires to buy a Ferrari, I’d pimp out a bus to drive specifically to tailgates. I’m talking, convert a tour bus into a tailgating vehicle. Plus, I’d have my own bathroom at the tailgate, as opposed to having to wait for 20+ minutes to take a leak when I’ve been drinking for 6+ hours.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Feb 24, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Somehow...
I think doing donuts in a snowy area with a Ferrari would be an ultimate experience. Or maybe I’m just easily entertained?
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 24, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
It you were really an Iowa fan
you would think that eating donuts in the snow with an exchange student named “Ferrari” would be the ultimate experience. But, hey, I have a sweet tooth.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 24, 2010 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
=(
i might never recover if you guys sweep us in basketball
also, what’s with all the hatred for NU from Iowa fans? most other Big Ten schools just don’t care about NU. is it because of LTP’s fanboyism? that one random troll who talked about ferraris? Recent NU success at Kinnick? I don’t get it.
Yes
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 24, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
It's not hatred
We don’t “hate” jNWU. We “hate” Minnesota and OSU.
You all just annoy us with your ferraris and your money and your highbrow “smart” school. Generally, getting outdone in athletics by a bunch of nerds doesn’t sit well us, but jNWU doesn’t elevate to the level of “hate”. Keep beating us when you shouldn’t and you’ll get there.
Look at it this way. At least you all being able to beat us recently has elevated you to the point where you annoy us. Before, you weren’t even relevant to us.
Nah, I hate douches far and wide...
…it’s just easier when they congregate in one location and all wear the same colors.
It’s still JUSTnw. It’s not the school, it’s the people.
Others have beat our team way more regularly and for longer- – I don’t mind that (after the initial sting of a loss), it happens. It’s more about the d baggery that comes from the fans afterward.
I’m just glad jNW has finally “arrived.” That way, every December, I know I’ll get to watch The Purple go down in flames to some middling team from the SEC/Big 12. I mean, when you have a team-defining streak like that, it would be a shame to break it.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 24, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
the just Northwestern thing is clever, but definitely annoys the more thin-skinned NU fans. thats probably where a lot of the trolling comes from, since I haven’t seen any trolling of other Big Ten teams from our fan base.
not trying to start a blog war here, BHGP is hilarious. the views expressed by a few rogue NU douches are not necessarily those of Sippin’ On Purple, etc. etc.
I think you had it right with the initial comment
LTP and the random troll. Obviously, the recent success at Kinnick is what caused the trolling, so I’ll consider them the same thing.
As a younger fan that didn’t grow up in a Hawkeye household, I never really developed a strong hatred for Iowa’s classic rivals. Actually, I guess that’s not completely true, I do hate Minnesota and Iowa State, but if someone asked me who in the BigTen I hated most after Minnesota, right now I’d have to say the Wildcats. I enjoy the Heartland trophy, but I’ve no strong feelings either way towards Wisconsin.
Of course, the hatred has nothing to do with Sippin’ on Purple. The Coach Fitz Intensity Meter is hilarious, and I’ve not seen any commenters that are anywhere near as moronic as those at LTP.
I’d also like for jNW to continue their current streak of success so that any future losses can at least be written off as a loss to a 8-9 win team. I just don’t want them to win enough that we have to quit calling them jNW.
by The Mexican't on Feb 24, 2010 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
My jNWU hatred
grew out of the opposite. I was raised in an Iowa household and grew up in the Chicago area. I went to every Iowa v. jNWU game at Dyche/Ryan from the time I was 5 until, well, now. After years of attending games that featured dozens (this is actually not an exaggeration) of Wildcat fans in attendance, I was irritated to no end when people who were already privileged in every way started to come out of the woodwork during the ‘95 season claiming that they had “always” been Northwestern fans. That they kept beating us was even more irritating. To make matters worse, the one game I should have truly relished (the ’00 upset) was ruined by my ending up in the ER shortly thereafter. Add to that the fact that both Corey Wooten and ESPN/jNWU’s Adam Rittenberg both shop at my store just to taunt me (it’s true, I don’t have proof, but it is) just makes it worse. God, I HATE jNWU, even if they are just Northwestern.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 24, 2010 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
I Hate jNWU
At least, I hate the majority of their fans that I have met. I’ve only recently started reading comments on here, so the ones here might not be as bad, but on other message boards, AND in real life, a majority of jNWU fans I have encountered all assumed that, just because they go to jNWU (because, really, are there any Mildcat fans that aren’t students, alumni, or children of alumni?), they’re automatically smarter, more successful, classier, and nicer than me an all my “pig farmer” friends here at Iowa. That makes me so incredibly furious. I am a fairly smart person, majoring in chemical engineering here. Now, I probably would’ve gotten into jNWU if I had wanted to. If I had applied to a bunch of Ivy League-esque schools, I likely would have been accepted into one or two of them. But I didn’t want that. I wanted a very good, yet still affordable, education, I have always been an Iowa fan, and now I’m here. It’s not all of you, but still, when SO MANY jNWU fans are like that, it just makes me loathe everything about the institution.
Beating us in FB so often doesn’t help either.
/rant
Someday that chair will be my boss
How could they leave out that essential element of jNWU-ness?
by Brock Sampson on Feb 24, 2010 2:43 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd for sheer jNWU-ish styled thinking
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 24, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
That's all right, that's okay.
You’ll work for that chair some day!
(Yes, you beat me to it, so I can but offer a weak variant. And a recommendation.)
by Beavis Beefcake on Feb 24, 2010 8:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You get a rec too
for working it into cheer form.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 25, 2010 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
What, this thread is turning into a cheerocracy?
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
Are you the cheertator?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 25, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
what, no BlackBerry chair holster?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
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