THE OLYMPICS JUST GOT AWESOMERER
In retrospect, Tobias' decision not to wear skis would doom the German's chances.
Hate to jump in on the Iowa Hawkeye coverage going on right now--what with basketball season or whatever--but we would be remiss if we didn't point out Germany's silver medalist in the 30 km cross-country skiing: Tobias Angerer.
Now, we don't know how our Captains America--Leman/Stanzi 2012--have received this news, that the Angerer clan is not fully committed to America. Doubtless there's some ire. But even they of the stars and stripes must approve in some respect of the Analrapist On Skis, because come on; his name is Tobias Angerer.
And lest we consider this some rare, weird coincidence, au contraire bonjour; Toby isn't even the only Angerer in the Olympics. There's also Pat himself in the experimental "speed-eating opposing running backs" Karl Angerer in Germany's 2- and 4-man bobsled teams. Clearly the Angerer family is full of world-class athletes; we can only hope there's another one in the works somewhere... and that he's got the common sense to focus on football over here. There's nothing better than being an American. And so, this is the greatest feeling, if you don't love it or leave it, USA, number one!
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I believes this shows that Pat will be the Ambassador to Germany
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 22, 2010 12:15 PM CST reply actions
This all seems prety inconsequential
given the truly dire news coming out of Vancouver this morning.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
BONER NOOOOOO
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'd be depressed too
If my greatest achievement in life was playing a character named “Boner”
Brunettes not fighter jets
Oh, come on.
He’s giving the entire world the opportunity to play “find the boner” together, in the spirit of the Olympics. This man clearly embodies all that is good on Earth…and stupid about the 80’s.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 22, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Found him.
And I am about to choke the shit out of him for hiding like that.
/opens season 4 of Golden Girls on Windows Media Player, unzips pants
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
With all the red striations
you may consider changing his name to “Waldo”. Also, Golden Girls is for people who like to watch edited movies on TBS. For some real hardcore action, find yourself some “Murder She Wrote”.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 22, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
I had the opposite thought...
…I thought he’d be less depressed now that all of America isn’t calling him Boner anymore. But then I thought about young actors and their money. He probably has nothing to show for two decades of being “The Boner.”
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 22, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Nah...
…he just got ahold of some killer (slightly legal) BC bud, watched Dick Proenneke Alone In The Wilderness and went to wander around Vancouver Island for a while like Thoreau.
Maybe he’s trying to be less like Bear Grylls and more like Grizzley Man.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 22, 2010 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
All I can think of when someone brings up Canada.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Final_Sacrifice
The writer had a greid anus.
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 22, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
That’s all you can think about? I can get you the name of an excellent analrapist.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 22, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Actually...
…I’m sure The Boner will pop up when it’s least convenient and you least expect him.
Talking to a group of college co-eds? The Boner will make himself known by trying to stick his head out of a confined space.
Breakfast with your hot mother-in-law? The Boner will have a tip for how to get that stain off of your trousers.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 22, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Sophomoric? Yes...
…but I’ve not had an occasion to say or write the word “boner” for years (except when refering to House Minority Leader John “Pedophile Eyes” Boehner Boner).
Now The Bone-Man is probably going to turn out to have died or something (now that I’ve made jokes about him- – see my avatar if you want to know my track record with this kind of stuff). If this is the case, I hereby swear to never say or write the word “boner” ever again (J. “8 Year Olds Dude” B. is the exception, as he will be grandfathered in).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 22, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Are you kidding?!?
What could be funnier than finding out Boner was taking “uppers” and was later found limp with dried white reside around an orifice of his head? Double entendres are the best!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 22, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Kirk Cameron...
….left Boner’s secular ass behind.
Also, I’d just like to point out that Boner was way more of a Seaver than the orphaned Leo (whatever his character name was) ever could have hoped to be.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 22, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
I think they need to search Alan Thicke's house.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 22, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Casey Blake rents one of Alan Thicke's houses...
during baseball season. The plot thickens.
"You're going to go out there with a dick full of confidence. Then, you're going to go out there and shoot that confidence all over the stadium." -Blue Mountain State
ONE OF THE GREAT NAMES IN OLYMPICS
THE YOUNG MAN FROM TRAUNSTEIN, BAVARIA
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 22, 2010 12:36 PM CST reply actions
Coming in 42nd place.
Kaspar KOKK—-who’s name comes so close to being either sexually suggestive or racist.
Couple questions
1) Why dress Angerer in Daisy Dukes?
2) Didn’t we recruit a Candian to play American style football for us?
( so Canada is Cool )
by ChryslerKinnick on Feb 22, 2010 3:47 PM CST reply actions
You, sir, never watched ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.
Those Daisy Dukes are a vital piece of dress for a never-nude.
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"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
There are dozens of us!
At this point, Iowa should just declare themselves the world's 1st professional wrestling team and give the rest of the NCAA a chance.
Canada is NEVER cool
Exceptions can be made, however, on a case-by-case basis.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
As in...
…a case of LaBatts and a case of Molson, etc?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Feb 22, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
Never cool?
Sir, Toronto is like one giant fucking Iowa City except with sex toy shops everywhere.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
What part of Toronto is this in?
I guess I was in the wrong part of town, all I saw were Tim Hortons, and subdivisions.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Feb 22, 2010 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
And +1 to Toronto for Harold Ballard.
Greatest owner in sports history.
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 22, 2010 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
He said case-by-case basis, no?
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 22, 2010 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
And the Hotbox Cafe.
MORE ZAZZ! I DEMAND MORE ZAZZ!
by Bucketochicken on Feb 22, 2010 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
And better Asian food
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 23, 2010 3:04 AM CST up reply actions
Well, yeah.
But only because Easyplace burned down.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Of course because
Easyplace was the LeBron James of IC/Coralville, essentially carrying the entire category with it.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 23, 2010 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, Easyplace...
I do have fond memories of picking up your cheap, greasy wares on the way home from class…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Why would
the line cooks come home with you? Did you give them “papers”?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 23, 2010 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Is it illegal to run a bootleg green card business to finance law school?
I mean, hypothetically speaking, of course.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
objection!
st catherines street in montreal is a life changer. the sole reason i always carry a $20 bill. the things those ladies will do….
Gotta get up to get down
Yeah, the McMillan kid.
Not Casey Mac, but the other one.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Feb 22, 2010 4:17 PM CST up reply actions

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